Kryptonite thread

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>>35641091

still these fuckers.

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>>35641091

semen of god

>>35641122
Any nut for me.

They're so fucking calorie dense and I can eat a million of them in one sitting.

>>35641125
Don't worry, they only have an effect if you actually count them towards your macros instead of having them as a yummy fucking snack.

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Open up a box and start watching anime. Next thing I know the box is empty.

>>35641125
Busted!!

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I've managed to dodge these fuckers for a few weeks now

>>35641091
Fucking hell, I used to be super bad about ice cream, ate the shit every day, went completely cold turkey and now I can't bear to eat it, feels good man

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>>35641091

NIGGER DETECTED

>>35641195
>yummy fucking snack, goddammit!
Ftfy

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yes this is caramel corn plus cashews

>hnnnng.png

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I could be a diet god the night before, super strict, feeling absolutely shredded and motivated..

But then i wake up to a hot pan of these and it's over..

Domino's pizza man, fuck.

>>35641158
I got some nuts fpr you to suck on

I don't really enjoy junk food.

My kryptonite though? Pussy and Beer. Not necessarily mixed together.

>>35641331

i bet you enjoy waking up to a hot messy pan of semen

>>35641125
>Richfag detected

>>35641130
Moar like the shit of shit.
Get it.
Cuz it's brown.

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Any fried Chinese food.
Sesame/orange/general tso chicken

>pic related
>have to resist ordering take out just looking at it for too long

>on keto
>see this in the kitchen
FUCK

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I have no idea why i love pizza so much

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>>35641457
Forgot pic

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it's been one week since my last relapse

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Better than sex and the only reason I'm still a skeletor.

pomegrenade juice with vodka
dried fruit (bananas, coconut chunks, nuts and other shit)
chips

had my bday a week ago, was gonna stock up on all that shit, a couple packs of cigs, take an extra rest day and watch some cartoons all evening. ended up going to the gym, eating oats and chicken afterwards and going to bed early because fucking bowie died and ruined my mood. fucking hell mates.

>>35641091

Just fucking everything. I love food so goddamn much. Cutting is just absolutely horrible for me.

>>35641354
Pls bb

>>35641825
Im cutting right now, after every meal brush muh teeth

It helps, along with mints/sugar free gum

>>35641091
Nothing is kryptonite for me, my metabolism is so fast I can literally eat whatever I want as long as I stay under 3k calories a day and not gain a pound. You mad?

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These tasty fucks

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ITT: fatties share in justifying their lack of discipline

not making general?

>>35641270
any kind of little debbies i swear to my fuck

i have never tried the cosmic brownies yet

>>35641671
>no zero ultra

>>35643055
W-what's zero ultra, senpai?

>>35643093
google senpai

NOS is the GOAT

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>it's too damn refreshing

>>35643141
drink diet/zero you fucking mong same taste 0 cal

>>35643220

>same taste 0 cal

they don't taste the fucking same

>>35643220
>same taste

literal pleb tastebuds

>>35641378
>i bet you enjoy waking up to a hot messy pan of semen
I know your mom does

>>35642802
16year old 120lb skelly eating junk ?
No not really lol but sure most the neck beards probably hate you

>>35641125
>soy protein
FUCKING RUINED

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Chicken fried rice from my local chinese food joint. Could probably eat the whole takeout container if I tried.

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>>35641125
spotted the mutant

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i put oreos in this

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Estonian women.

Break no fap when I see Estonian women.

>>35642939
my niggerrr

Weed. I took a nice break from weed since all my friends were gone for break, but when they came back I smoked a couple times and each time I had more sweets than I should've that day.

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/fit/ is mine. I should really stop browsing this shit.

>>35645454
also i guess sausages, but i'm bulking so it doesn't really matter. I know i'll be able to stop eating them when i cut, it's just they're 29g of protein per, and a fuckton of calories and they're so cheap and easy to make. They taste pretty good also.

any and all food. doesn't matter what it is, i will eat it. I cannot sleep at night without a completely full stomach. I will do good on my diet all day, having eaten only oatmeal, and chicken then in my 2nd or 3rd hour of laying down trying to sleep my stomach feels completely empty and i'm starving. I think I should start taking sleeping pills to stop myself from eating at night.

6'2 210lbs

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delicious delicious fries covered in old bay and drenched in vinegar

>>35645610
that is a meager amount of fries

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So this is the food porn thread.

Skelly here. Can any fatties/recovering fatties red pill me on eating? I have major troubles bulking, and need advice.

>>35641440
Are you the tso chicken -> dumpling guy?

>>35644828
i just take the white fat part and it's pretty much the main thing i'm living off o n college as a dalmatian student with only thing to eat being home made prosciutto.

why did you post it as a kryptonite? is it bad for cut or is it bad for any kind of diet?

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Pic related. And young women...

>>35644728
A whole takeout container?! You mad man

>>35641122
If anything at all looks off with one of those fuckers do NOT eat it. I ate so many brown-ish odd tasting ones before I finally looked closer. Turns out there was a full on grub looking bug nested inside....

Computers. I dont eat as often.

(skelly btw)

>>35641440
Cheap chinese buffets
5.99 all you can eat!!!! Fuark

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>>35641510
>>35641510
Same here. I've been controlling how much pizza I eat because I'm always craving one of those fuckers. I usually make myself wait about three weeks before I eat another one.

>>35641122
I love anything I have to rip apart to eat. It's so much fun.

>>35641339
Really? I understand craving pizza, but Dominoes is low tier pizza.

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>>35645675
Kek
Nope. I replied to one of his posts with the same pic. Know exactly who you're talking about.

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>>35645878
Ikr bro
God damn cutting season...

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for any of you anons resisting the urge to cheat hard reading this thread

>pic related

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>>35645699

>>35645946
Fuck I needed this

>>35645674
Fug i wish i were a major skelly when i started lifting. I would eat all kinds of meat with buckets of creamy mashed potatoes. Id eat ice cream after each workout and protein shakes with gallons of milk. Basically i'd go fkn mental and not stop eating and lifting

>>35645610
eastern shore pls go

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hi-test kryptonite coming through

>>35645610
MY MAN

>>35645685
You're eating pure fat? Lmao
Anyway yes it's full of fat and it's also meat which is bad for you in general

>>35646699
I want reddit to leave

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Fills you; fucks you up.

>>35646636
The problem is that I can't do that. I prefer to avoid food, especially now when I'm bulking and feel bloated all the time. I usually lift on an empty stomach except pre-workout or an no-sugar energy drink.

How do you keep eating after full?

I cheated hard today and now I feel awful. I feel like I let myself down. What can I do tomorrow to possibly make myself feel better? Tomorrow is a lifting day workout anyway, but what can I do to possibly atone for today's sins?

>>35646711
I eat meat and fish once or twice a week, I'm not a vegetarian faggot, but I will admit that a diet with little fat and meat is better than one with more

Nothing reddit about that kid

>>35646773
>fish once or twice a week
Do you even omega3

>>35646787
I take supplements for that like everyone else

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>>35644828
>2015
>Prosciutto
>Not the real thing

Stay pleb

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>>35646741
This is what i do during my bulk: i eat every 3-4 hours and each time i eat, i eat massive amounts. The trick is to distract yourself while you're eating, go on youtube and watch people make tasty food. And eat fast so you can get a lot down before your brain tells you you're satiated. Eat fast like sanic bro.

>>35646813
You avoid fish (and meat) because little is better than more, then you add fish in processed form to your diet every day because 'muh supplements'.
You're a bit challenged, aren't you anon.

>>35641378
I do :3

>>35646838
This makes sense. I'll try it. Thanks.

>>35645610
oh fuggggg

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anything with milk chocolate. i can follow my diet perfect but then mother buys a bunch of chocolate instantly gone 500-1000 calories. hate myself after

i cant fucking stand being fat man i just want to be skinny so i can eat more

>>35646960
>so i can eat more
Not gonna make it.

>>35646974
whats hard to understand son you eat mote when you bulk but i have this stomach fat in my way

>>35645910
Not the same guy, but for me its the fact that I can order it without stopping my late night TV watching.

And in my city it's some of the best delivery, waaaay better than Papa Johns/Pizza Hut. The only better is Uncle Fatih's but their website doesn't work.

>>35643141
>refreshing
Its discusting sugar filled syrup you fatass. Why not just drink water?

>>35641339
>>35647062
once in awhile Dominos has this sick deal 10 topping large for $13. you get 7 meats, banana peppers, jalapenos and cheddar /mozza blend with extra sauce.

best pizza you will ever have

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I eat too much and I know it. Sometimes it negatively affects my workouts.

>>35644828
>>35645674
"So this is a food porn thread." No it isn't

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>>35641212
The pop never stops.

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>>35641091
TV is mine. I don't remember the last time I went to sleep at the time I planned.

since thanksgiving I have completely ruined my diet and exercise and lost weight

>>35644968
...How are these any different from normal white women? Is the only way you can tell they're from Estonia is when they're wearing a huge white sash that says "Estonia"? Christ

>>35643261
He's enjoying 0 calories and you're not :^)

>>35644828
is that the meat that makes tony soprano feint?

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I've managed to get rid of all gaming, processed foods, sugary foods for the most part, TV, weed. I workout every day and haven't missed one in over a month. But this fucker.. Should probably just chuck this thing out the window and move to the countryside or some shit. No distractions there.

>>35647668
you got rid of everything you do in life, so wtf do you do now? sit around and wait to work out? learn some moderation you piece of shit

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Real shame it's all fat.

>>35642939
Me too. Worst part is, they aren't filling at all.

>>35648327

i go to all you can eat fish and chips once in awhile. i dont eat the fries and remove excess batter from the fish. my max is 6 fish (210+ cal each 14+ protons) then im disgustingly full but its so fucking good would recommend. (Joey's Seafood Restaurant)

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>>35641091
fuck that shit is soo good
>>35641212
Chedder.......jack..... fuck
>>35641130
aahhhh
>>35641304
fuck yeeee
>>35641440
orange chicken ... uuhh

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These fuckers are the reason I haven't left California

>>35641388

>tfw Local HEB has these on sale for legit 1 dollar

i use to grab whole boxes of these motherfuckers i must have bought at least 200 worth by now.

>>35649507

Bro we have those in Texas.

>>35649524

HEB bro
I love those cheap ass rotisserie chickens, awesome protein. I also get bison steaks there, they taste better and are leaner than beef.

>>35649507
What is this?

>>35649529

>tfw local Super HEB has been stepping there game up & i feel its finally better than whole foods

they got dem gluten tags on everything as a bro with celiac i love them niggas & its so cheap to shop at HEB

>>35649620

For real. I'm super into craft beer and their beer guy comes around to all our local breweries and asks us what he should stock. Dudes legit.

Also those combo deals are insane, same with their cheap ass meat prices for honestly pretty good steak. Where at in TX?

>>35644941
>pint
>not 568ml
Kek