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Look /fit, this is Steve Holmes, a famous porn actor. He doesn't

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Look /fit, this is Steve Holmes, a famous porn actor.
He doesn't do sports, he smokes and drink beer. And yet in his over 50 years, he slim as fuck, and very good looking.
What do you think his secret is?
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>>35623746
crack
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>>35623753
He woudn't be able to perform if he was high on crack all the time.
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i hate this old fuck so much
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He seems like a nice enough guy and I wouldn't say "very good looking" but he is attractive in his own way.

I think his secret is simply genetics. My question is why does he dress like a 70 year old man? There's so many shoots where before they get naked he's wearing a golf tier polo shirt, tucked into shorts with socks and sandals.

Also his dick is only slightly over 7" according to him and clever photography accentuates the size.
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>>35623769
Wut?

I've never smoked crack but have friends who have gone on porn binges for like 10 hours on crack.

I'd hate to see myself on that shit, I've edge for hours without any illicit substances.
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>>35623811
Maybe that's because of your indiviual body properties.
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>>35623802
Cause when you drive to decent workplace, you dress in business suit.
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>>35623792
me too, but not as much as Pierre Woodman.
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>>35623831
I don't even know what you're trying to say.

He's underdressing for his shitty workplace?

He's just rocking up in his normal clothes, and his normal wardrobe is that of an old man.
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>>35623811
>porn binges
yeah, i love those on speed. it's like dopamine overload, i just snort lines, watch porn and fap for like 12 hours non stop
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>>35623838
I woudn't mind dressing in 20th centry fashion, if I am guaranteed to have sex with a girl half my age.(being his age)
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>>35623853
is it better than poppers?
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>>35623837
or Jewaims Deen
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>>35623859
dunno, never tried it
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>>35623746
Because he's having heavy sex for over 1-2 hours few times a week - that's pretty much like exercising. Also doesn't eat fastfood I guess.
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>>35623855
His lack of fashion sense has nothing to do with it. He'd be getting paid to have sex with teenagers regardless of what he wears, he just wears autism clothes and would likely not have a woman come within 30 yards if they weren't be paid.
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>>35623908
Ok, you got me with that, I will report to /fa police on him a bit later.
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>>35623950
I'm sure you'll get a larf from it. He dresses like absolute shit. His old man clothes are show to get the teenagers on /fa/ furious.
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>>35623905
lol, what a bullshit.
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