What say /fit/

>>35616291
you shouldn't have replied with that you creep.
back pedal and try to get a date a bit later

"Let me fitness dick in your mouth. It is the best post-workout protein for gains."

Write this if you really want it.

Ask for digits/whatsapp

>"you into fitness?"

>doesn't drop the line after

>>35616329
beta detected

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

>>35616291
"SS and GOMAD"

>>35616360
This but change and to plus

>>35616291

my god these whores piss me off

she knows what you mean but she just doesnt want to say it

just write "NETFLIX & CHILL TO FAILURE"

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>>35616371
this tbhhhhhh

>>35616371
This desu

>>35616291
My dick ravaging deep in your ass until it bleeds

Come find out ;)

Holy fuck say something and post results to keep this thread going

She's obviously asking you for a good workout program, so ask her what her goals are (weight loss, hypertrophy, strength etc.) and take it from there. Recommend her a solid program and make sure you go into detail to show your fitness knowledge, chicks really like that. After that its basically a walk in the park.

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>>35616371

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>>35616478

>>35616478
Kekerino
Tell her nvm

>>35616291
>>35616478
SEXXXX HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

she wants it tho op no way she is tht dumb

>>35616291

Something something "fitness dick into you're butt"

>>35616478
Ya blew it

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>>35616291
This bitch looks like she has a squidward nose 2bh familia

>>35616478

yeah well ... she must have an IQ of 35 is playing dumb

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>>35616478

>>35616478
sit on my face x failure

>>35616478
>let me fitness my dick into your ass

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>>35616329
Faggot alert!

>>35616478

holy fucking kek

>>35616478

I can tell you have absolutely zero idea what you're doing.

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>>35616478
Hard fucking 1xf.

>>35616291

who the fuck names their kid kolyn

>>35616478
"you know, horizontal cardio with a post workout shake for you"

>>35616478
What a DENSE bitch.

>>35616550
>>35616513
Guys what the fuck, it's not op's fault, the bitch is either fucking dumb or plain not into him.
>>35616500
this is the only option apart from
>pls respond

>>35616478

send her a link to this thread and call it a day

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>>35616478

>>35616478

looks like that went straight to failure.

>>35616478

.>you know exactly what I mean you vamp

Tfw you lift to attract tinder sluts

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>>35616521
You ruined me

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>>35616478

>>35616615

That was just plain stupid and panickery. Please, call it a day.

>>35616615

>lol

what is wrong with you

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>>35616615

>>35616615
>lol

>>35616615
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

>>35616615
KEK

>>35616615
>
>>35616615

Holy shit op, thanks

>>35616615
I'm starting to think she's too fucking stupid to figure out >to failure and she thinks it's a negative thing.

Why did you say pls respond?? You fucking beta fag. If you're gonna do this at least have no regrets

>>35616615
It's over, OP.

>>35616615
I can't believe he did it the absolute madman.

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>>35616615
>>35616676
kek

>>35616663

Welcome to /fit/

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>>35616291
Why won't they respond?

>>35616478
>>35616615
o i am laffin

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>>35616615
Still alive

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>>35616291
How did I do /fit/?

>>35616698
"with moans and shouts of my name? "

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Some chick's actually ended up saying yeah lol

Looking to get shredded now and just show off abs.

>>35616478
Fuck is she 13?

Keep trying OP, that was good, you just got a retarded bitch.

>>35616698
"With your phone number."

>>35616698

alright OP this is where you get her number/whatsapp/ or set up a date directly

>>35616731

this

>>35616722
>Anisah

NIGGA, are you in Northern Virginia? I matched with that girl too lmao

>>35616722
post body

>>35616698
"Okay. Enough with the bullshit. Let's meet! What's your number?"

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>>35616742

>>35616698
you fucking blew it.

>>35616615
Well OP got the to failure part right

>>35616722
Yo i matched with that anisah chick, north virginia here

>>35616692
My type tbqh

>>35616752
Not bad

>>35616698
Dude this girl is underage as fuck. Better abort.

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>>35616291
>>35616478
>>35616615
Absolute madman

>>35616748

>Let's meet

no way

write shit like "Friday is perfect for me - i can pick you up at X"

>>35616731
not bad senpai

>>35616291
how is this fit related?

>>35616741
Not op but i matched with her too, nova also

>>35616712
10/10 keep going. 6 or 7 more texts like that should get her wet.

>>35616291

"It's hard to describe but it's a lot of fun if you do it right. Let me take you out to dinner this Friday and then maybe afterwords I can show you. 7:00 sound good?"

>>35616776
Laughing at OP works my abs

>>35616752
mirin calves & glasses

>>35616778
>>35616741
>>35616722

probably a fake account by some DYEL faggot

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>>35616767
underage is best age

>>35616785
So creepy

>>35616778
>>35616758
Brehs, her profile is tl;dr as fuck. Also
>no hookups

Woodbridge bro here by the way

>actually using stupid lines
>not just talking like a normal human being until she agrees to have drinks with you then going in

>>35616807
Match with nova girls all the time but I live in MD.i haven't matched with her, am I just ugly bros?

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Do you guys ever look back at your old high school pictures are think "Damn, I was ugly as fuck"? I look so much better now than I did in high school, despite the fact that i'm wearing braces right now. Thank you based puberty

Off topic, but whatever

>>35616826
Girls in the DMV are generally ugly, at least compared to Virginia Tech, which is my Uni.

>tfw I don't get as many matches as a I should since i'm black

At least I got laid off this app several times, and that's all that matters I guess

>>35616833
yes, I still don't look 10/10, but before I looked like one of those stereotypical obese autistic kids which made sense because I was a stereotypical obese autistic kid

>>35616713
dis or smth similar

Smh

>>35616741
>>35616758
Yeah northern Virginia here.

My body isn't even nice really.

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>>35616478
Kill yourself f'am

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>>35616615
>pls respond.

>>35616615
2 steps forward, 1 step back.

Should've just said "Oh, you know". Should cut out the winks as well. A straight demeanor is best. You're not a fucking actor.

>>35616933
IKR. The guy shot himself on the face for nothing.

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>>35616909
Here's a sort of blurry picture I posted when I used tinder

I didn't have too much success on tinder so I deleted it and will use it when I get shredded.

But I still got decent compliments on my body

Never mention sex on Tinder you fucking idiots
Don't even imply it

>>35616961
Ok thanks Doctor Sex

>>35616961

retard

update us OP

>>35616291
Does the clit hang lower than the vagina?

>>35616961
Shoo Shoo sex goblin.

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>>35616961
>Setting up tinder account
> Sex :
triggered

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Tinder is mostly a waste of time tbhfamsmh.... At least she's honest

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>>35617016
I actually kek'd

Nobody gonna point out that the girl in OP's name is Kolyn? Like colon? Like the place in your butt where poop comes from? OP you missed a great chance to tell this girl that she's 'the shit', you dumb fuck

>>35617045
Good opening, that convo has potential

>>35617045
"well your in luck because I could validate the shit out of dat ass grl"

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>>35616360
>Making random tinder sloots fall for the SS+GOMAD meme
Absolutely DEVILISH way to get revenge on the Stacys.

>>35617045
>Well how'd you like to go on a vali-date with me? heh heh

>>35617045
>not as deep as my dick will be in ur ass bby :^)

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>>35617505

>>35617505
THIS

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>>35617505

>>35617505

autism/10

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>>35617505
Cheesy

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>>35617505
Yeaaah....not posting this

>>35616785
Sounds like something a pedophile would say.

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More insight of the mind of a woman

>>35617784
I think you could end up fucking her if you play the right cards

>>35616332
THIS
H
I
S

>>35617714
Coward

>>35617045
>Damn autocorrect. I meant violation.

>>35617784
>Found anyone who's interested yet?

>>35617045
DUUUDE this chick think Tinder is like Instantgram or something they wont DTF

>>35616833
Yeah I'm well aware of it. Dunno how I didn't kill myself. I was such a beta fuck who actually believed it when girls and my mom said "you're perfect the way you are." Didn't help my dad and older brothers never taught me how to be a man. Fuck.

Dunno about you lads, but I'm having a blast here.

>>35617784
>goes on tindr for validation
>definitely now insecure

Fucking kek

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>His whole about me section is copied from Charlie Day's dating profile.
Where did I go wrong?

>>35616291
SS+GOMAD

>>35618008
Please don't toy with him. You are now morally obligated to fuck him, otherwise you are a bad person.

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>>35617868
Probably. This is her profile

this thread is literally straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com

>>35618070
>231 instgram photons
wew quarks

>>35618047

kill yourself

>>35618047
THIS

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>>35618073
lmao this one is pretty great desu

>>35618073
girls are the fucking worst
>lol yh
or
>k ur hot

so are nignogs
>eyyyy gurl lemme holla at u hurhur

>>35616741
>>35616722
>>35616778
540 checking in

>>35618070
how much you wanna bet some beta provider got her all that just because she is a genetically blessed woman

>>35616615
dead

>>35618047
He never messaged me back after the last reply though

>>35618070
>231 instagram photos

Why are people so self-absorbed?

>>35618154
It's supposed to be Jelly and Jam. What a retard.

>>35618154
Please tell Joseph he should end his own life in an extremely violent fashion

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This fucking guy

>>35618211
SOULMATES

>>35616478
God op, that gay little apostrophe on the n. . .

The people you find on this thing, Jesus Christ.

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>>35618287
Forgot image sorry.

>>35616478
madman
a
d
m
a
n

>>35616695
noice

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>manlets

>>35618211
i used this as an opener and got "Wow."

WHAT DO

>>35616752
supreme

>>35618337
ABORT

For real though, say "too much?"

>>35616748
>Let's meet!

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>>35618173
That's because you put him in the friendzone already.

>>35616785
O holy kek

>>35618302
With more square face he would be real Chad Thundercock.

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>>35618386
Clearly, that's not what I meant

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>got knocked up by some dude who looks like drake
>they're still together
>sloot is using tinder, who's a highschooler

My black ass needs to leave Northern Virginia immediately

>>35618433
Don't forget. No hookups!!!

>>35618433
N O P E

>>35618433
No lie.

Thank god for the hot white girls in dc or I'd be SOL

>>35616291
Say deadlift

>>35617505
Good gag
If she likes bad jokes you're in

>>35617505
This is the best thing I've ever seen. If you don't tell her this, you're a literal cuck. And if she doesn't like, she literally has cardboard for a personality.

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I think I love her

>>35618526
> 2016 not offering the old lickaroo

>>35618526

>You wanna watch me do squats in a flesh colored thong

I think I love you.

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>>35618526
My sides have left orbit

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>>35618526

>>35616291
Probably too late but: Horizontal Aerobics

>>35618554
This

OP will you please be my bf? Fuck those tinder sloots, I'll let you cum in my asshole every night.

>>35618610
>turning this non homo fucboi into a cum dumpster every night
dont pass this up OP

>>35618610
>N-no homo?

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>>35618700
>>35618672
Full homo is best, accept it.

>>35618329
qtp2t tbqh

>>35616615

OP first of all you butcher everything you write and make it supremely unfunny, second this dumb fucking bitch has no idea what 'to failure' means

>>35618433
Come to newport news it's a lil less shit tier

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>no one knew who I was till I put on the mask

>>35616478
you already lost when she asked you about the workout senpai, don't feel too bad

>>35618455
I just need to go back to Tech. NOVA bitches are ugly

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>>35618854
>same guy
I didn't know people like this actually existed.

>>35618873
>/v/ on tinder

>>35618873
Does he show face at all?

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>tfw getting fit front Oceanic Marvel Mode and no new pics of me to put on Tinder.

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>>35617784
"I was never close with my father"

>>35618914
He did in one of them but. Looked like your typical neckbeard

>>35618827
well into deepest lore

>>35616591
Underrated kek

>>35616478
your response was good, she's retarded

>>35616291
Why do girls always do that?

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>>35619027
Females are retarded

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>>35619056
>tfw his dickwould be bigger than my head

>>35619056
>2 years
can you even imagine just how fucking gaping her vagina must be?
>tfw you will never have a monster dick to essentially claim women with and ruin them for everyone else.

>>35616478
Maverick

>>35616615

>pls respond lol

S I D E S
I..I
D...D
E.......E
S..........S

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More bitches from Northern Virginia...

>>35619319
>doesn't want a hook up
>is on tinder

>>35617784
>"im definitely not insecure"
-insecure girl

>>35619353
Lots of girls don't want a hook up until the right guy comes along.

>>35619395
But they still want a hook up
They'll just say "I'm not interested in hook ups" if they're not interested in you

>>35617852
Ten out of fucking ten anon

Only betas give a fuck about the nuances of flirting via text. That shit is non-sense. You straight up ask the girl if she wants to fuck. If she's interested in you at this point... she will most likely want to fuck. If not, then the chick is a waste of your time. On to the next one.

That's how you alpha.

>>35619319
>concerned about "match" count

what the fuck...

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>>35619319

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Northern Virginia anon here

Ree etc.

>>35618157
My 540 bros where you attt
>>35616778
>>35616909
Clearbrook here

>>35619432
epic. i did this and it didnt work. fuck beta males

>>35618070

>mixed

Gib instagram pls

>>35619275
Thats not how vaginas work you fucking virgin.

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>>35619467
>>35619319
Also NOVA fag,
My opening line was a volleyball joke, "Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road." She added me on snap, sent me booty pics, promised to send me a vid of her playing with her pussy the next day. Then I mentioned that I lived 90 miles away and I was sad (As a joke) that I couldn't meet and she blocked me. Fucking NOVA girls..

>>35616752
Natty?

>>35618837
VA Tech, what's GPA, race, and SAT score nigger?

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>>35619561
This is my tinder profile pic, to much? I don't have any face pics.

>>35619561
I don't get the joke.

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>>35619610
"Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road?"
Punchline: To many bumps
A bump is a way they strike the ball like pic related you uneducated nigger.

>>35619560
I have a fucking vagina you dunce. And yes, although vaginas are generally elastic and can heal, there's a certain point where damage can be done. It literally took two years for her pussy to adjust to his dick, if they break up it's going to be awhile before it snaps back if at all.

>>35619670

girls dont know size either

that "11 inch" guy is probably like 7 or so

>>35619589
3.27 GPA
Black
1800
Sophomore Building Construction major

>>35619678
This girls can't tell size for shit even with a fucking ruler.

>>35619678
well she said he was built like a goddamn febreeze can, which means they've probably compared the two at some point

>>35619602
Add one with you parting with your friends

>>35619602
>having to post that on normiebook to use that as a tinder profile
I wonder how many people like you in real life

>>35619684
What class do you graduate VTech and is that weighted?

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>>35619561
More NOVA shenanigans. Some girls are just retarded

>>35619678
>>35619692
This is a fucking lie, they completely do. They just exaggerate either to impress their friends or to stroke the guy's ego so he doesn't go soft or call her a bitch.

>>35619670
wtf dude.

Accommodating more size =/= Gaping and loose.

It might be more elastic now but that doesn't mean its without tightness. I have roughly the dimensions of a can of shaving cream, though a bit thinner and none of the girls i was with for awhile became substantially looser.

>>35619708
I made a bulllshit account for tinder chill.
You imply very heavily don't you?

>>35619715
Class of 2018

Also
>college
>weighted GPA
laughing sluts.jpeg

>>35619721

girls think 7 inches is huge

I dont think it is, but yeah

>>35619725
maybe not to you, but if some guy with a 5x4 came along afterwards there would be a noticeable difference

I have literally had this happen to me, where I fucked a guy with substantial girth 1 time, and it took a few days before it would go back to its original tightness.

>>35619745
7 inches is literally the perfect dick length.

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>>35619764

>>35619745
wrong, 5 inches is perfect, so my exes have told me.

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>>35619764
ROAAAAAAASSSSSSSTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
LEAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35618827
Fuckin lol

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>>35619779
Feels good man.

>>35616360
Hungry skeleton that is new to lifting here, can someone explain this to me? I see this joke a lot in threads but I thought SS and GOMAD were good programs/diets to follow?

>>35619735
Extracurriculars/sports?
Thanks for the information btw

>>35619797
>tfw 6.5 x 5.5

A-at least my girth is perfect

>>35619779

id argue 6.5 is best

not too small

not too big

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>>35619786
No

>>35616291
A rump rodeo ride yeeeeehaw

>>35618455
raf pls

>>35619817
Tbh senpai I think 7x6 is perfect, plenty of girth and not as much length as a 8" to accidentally hit her cervix

>>35619814
close enough, girth is more important than girth tbqh, but only by a little

>>35616568
Do this one

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>>35619805
I play intramural volleyball and i'm involved with several cultural groups and what not.

Protip: Extracurriculars/clubs are a GOAT way of meet people. Don't be an uninvolved faggot

Pic almost unrelated

Any you guys had success on bumble? The women are way hotter on there than tinder right now.
I'm not aesthetic enough, but that's where I'd be at if I had already made it.

If you're not familiar, bumble is tinder but girl has to talk first after a match. Right now the quality of women is way higher for whatever reason. maybe because it's new

>>35619785
aw, bless you and your naivety

>>35619861
Never ask a woman what she likes

>>35619931
Why not? If a girl is truly dtf, it won't matter

>>35616291
pegging me

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>>35619861
Amount of community service hours done? Can you explain more about the cultural groups your involved in? Also, post maxes nigger.

Pic very related to the benefits of having abs.

>>35617784
if she was really secure she would just say 'haha no'

>>35616478
He actually went and did it the madman

>>35619804
they are great for hungry skeltons to get stronger and add some mass. they are made fun of because they aren't for aesthetics and make you add some fat but it is the best way for hungry skells to start

>>35619720

She looks like one of those girls who have a permanent facial expression like they're looking at something that's hard to read.

>>35618155
I tried the online dating thing for a while but I gave up. It gets tiring trying to hold up a conversation when the women all type like that. None of them have an original thought in their heads and all they want to do is fuck, but they make you jump through so many damn hoops to get at the pussy.

>>35618302
>My other ride is your mom

>>35619804
SS + GOMAD is designed exactly for people like you - Help add mass and gets you started on your core lifts. It's not an aesthetic routine, it's designed around functional strength so you can start on other accessories later.

People shit on it because they're mad their Rippletits noobgains are in the rear view mirror, while yours lay stretched out in front of you

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What do I say /fit/? I met this girl on a night out but she's not being very entertaining on text, I've been relatively funny too :(
Pls allow the emojis


Liquid is a chain of clubs in England btw

>>35619779
7,8x6 too big?

>>35620036
just go for it or she'll string you on forever

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>>35619950
I didn't do any community service hours, but they definitely look good on your transcript. Cultural groups are basically international clubs that cater to different ethnicity, though anyone is welcome to join them. Some of these include, but are not limited to ASA, FASA, and CASA ( African student alliance, Filipino american student association, and Chinese american student association) respectively. Basically catered to minority groups.

>Squads
325x1

>Diddlys
360x1

>Bp
200x1

>OHP
155x1

Pic maybe related?

>>35617852
under fucking rated

>>35618329
>US Army

maybe a weekend warrior, but not the regular army with that hair

>>35620038
Is this measurement BPEL (Bone pressed erect length?)

>>35620036
liquid is a fucking shambles of a club, our local one got bought out for being so shit

also yeah, just ask her out or something, if yes you a happy bunny, if no forget her easy peasy

>>35620036
Make a move or she'll lead you on forever

>>35620066
Yeah

>>35620036
charge your battery and stop using that retarded smiley

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>>35616291

SS+GOMAD

>>35620057
Which one are you talking to in the pic, the left girl or the right? I'd smash left to pieces but right is meh imo

>>35620036
You're forcing the conversation, be a bit more laidback and stop trying to start another conversation if she is responding with boring respondes. Just talk to the one you're actually enjoying talking to, that way you'll sort out the boring ones and the ones who aren't will respect you for not being needy

>>35620125
>Just talk to the one you're actually enjoying talking to
So none of them?

do you guys put lifting pics in your profiles? if so, what lift? does a normie girl know what a deadlift is? how much weight is a lot?

help

>>35620101
Left. She strangely knew one of my friends.

>>35620125
The ones* responses*

Also don't talk when you think they're being boring, let them start the conversation. When you stop giving too much of a shit you can enjoy your life more and the conversations with girls will be a lot more fun

>>35620057
Did you go to high school in NOVA? Also my nigger friend wants to know if it's possible to be accepted with a 3.0-3.1 GPA (That's the absolute worst case scenario for him and his GPA probably won't be that low) What were your junior year courses? Also is that pic yours?

>>35620036

invite to watch movie
make a move
bang

then she will be more into you. proceed to marry or drop if she cray

>>35620080
You jelq?

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>>35617505

>the neckbeards who have never smashed strange cooz off of tinder think this is shit when it's actually pure pussy pounding gold.

>>35620139
If you feel this way then Tinder might not be your thing. If you wanna meet girls you can try clubbing (i hate trying to hook up through clubbing, terrible at it) or just go for girls you meet at work or school or whatever. I think Tinder is kinda boring though I've tried it to get laid some

>>35620125
You're right it's not flowing... I was more flirty last night. I'm trying too hard.
I'm going out clubbing again on Friday night, and I might text her after, that is if I don't pull a QT. I know alcohol kills gains but this week is a total write off, first week back in town.
Also yeah Liquid needs to be shutdown.

>>35619708
you can just post it so that only you can see it you fuckwit

>>35620177
No. Guess I won the lottery.

Ruined my last relationship though

>>35620202
Why's that?

>tfw 21 y/o virgin
>been lifting 3 years, almost making it
>suddenly an 8.5/10 (seriously) shows interest
>3rd date tomorrow, i know we're gonna fuck

Well, guess I'm gonna lose my virginity to a fucking 8.5/10.. This is not gonna end well. Any last minute advice? Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>35619678
isnt the biggest guy like 30 cm or smth?

>>35620227

no idea

all I know is 7 doesnt seem very big, I have 7 and to me it seems average, not "big".

>>35616748
>Let's meet!

>>35620166
Yes. In Prince William actually. And desu I doubt it at that GPA. I graduated with a 3.7 unweighted GPA. Half of my classes Jr year were AP, and then there were other classes, such as Spanish 3, P.E, etc. And yes, this pic is mine.

>>35620220
Treat her like an exercise in cardio.
Go hard, go fast, and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SLOW DOWN. Fuck her silly, focus on the gains youll get from this.

Oh, and use a condom, shes a slut.

>>35619861

Fucking hell.

How do you guys do it?

Like after messaging these grills how does your dick still work. They're all as dense and dishonest as fuck.

Or do you just go on and troll them until someone offers to suck your dick?

>>35620220
relax, don't sweat it, enjoy the moment, if the pussy too good stop and give her the lickaroo, relax it's not a big deal. do whatever feels good

>>35616722
>>35616741
my brehs, NOVA here too. matched with her. she NEEDS some dick. What first person that bones her is the new king of /fit/ nova. on a side note

>>35616807
i'm in woodbridge too. dam.

>i know a good workout

what do i say?
confirmed never making it

>>35620249
When I first asked you for your GPA, I meant your GPA weighted/unweighted you sent to your college. Care to specify what AP classes and the GPA of junior year? Again, asking for my nigger friend.

On an unrelated note did you smash? Also Dick max.

>>35620209
(now ex)gf was in pain after every time we fucked

after some time and checking it up she realized that it wouldn't be getting better so she dropped wanting sex, stopped being attracted to me. I got massively insecure and she did aswell when I was nagging about sex, we drifted apart, got depressed, broke up after 3 years

>>35620057
hokiebro!
do you think war will be less busy than mccomas once the semester starts up?

>>35620220
go over to her place, massive makeout session, eat her pussy like groceries, get her all hot and bothered and then get all serious like you're going to reveal a huge mysterious secret to her. Look her deep in the eyes and say, I don't know how to say this, but you're my first. If she doesn't immedietly take the reigns and fuck your brains out forcefully yet gently you dodged a bullet.

If she asks why you're still a virgin, just tell her that you've just never come across the right person until now. She'll fucking cum all over your face if you say this to her, I guaran--fucking-tee it.

>>35619846
>girth is more important than girth

u wot

>>35620316
>encouraging dude who is scared shitless to eat her out when losing his virginity

>>35620220
just chill and be yourself. Be yourself also in the sense that when you get horny, go with it. When you have been making out for a while, you can stop and tell her that it's your first time. I assume you guys have a good connection because she has "taken an interest" as you put it and that you think she's hot.
Communication and being chill is always the way to go.

And hey, enjoy it dude

>>35620220
Go fast and hard and pay attention to her body language, communicate and for god's sake pay attention to her clitoris during sex, 90% of the time that's the only way women can cum. If you feel you're going to bust and it's too soon, slow down and do long, deep, slow strokes.

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>>35620278
Oh fug, what high school/college did you go to? I went to Potomac Senior High AKA Ratchet as fuck

>>35620299
My weighted GPA was just shy of a 4.1 if I recall correctly. I took AP Thinking skills, AP English, AP History, and Calc AB or whatever it's called. Forgot my Jr year GPA tho. And of course I smashed, she wanted the D. 6.5 x 5.5.

>>35620311
From what I've seen yes. War is typically less busy than McComas at any given time. Still, nevertheless, it'll be busy just because it's the beginning of a new semester.

RIP thread

>>35620036
Charge your fucking phone!

>>35620236
It is though, in comparison to most men. Remember the average dick is 4.5 to 5.5 inches. Those two extra inches make a world of difference.

>>35619708
What is the only me option? Fucking idiot.

>>35618329
POG Nasty Girl

>>35620386

I always thought those statistics were a lie to make men feel better about themselves

6-7 doesnt seem big at all

>>35620356
kek, sorry I meant girth is more important than length

>>35619786
>
every time a "girl" talks about penises its 100% dicklet bait

>>35620361
>encouraging dude who is scared shitless to eat her out when losing his virginity
>implying that just because it's his first time means he gets to opt out of going down on her

>>35620424
Definitely not a lie, there are a LOT of small/average dicks out there. You would be amazed

>>35620424
too much porn friendo

>>35620457
going down on a girl you don't have chemistry with is terrible, especially if you don't know what you're doing. Just rubbing her clit with fingers can be alright, she'll be cool with it if she knows it's his first time. In this case, she can even guide him to what feels good

>>35619649
I'm not him but
>uneducated
like anyone gives a fuck about volleyball.

>>35620424
>6-7 doesnt seem big at all
Imagine 6-7 inches going up your ass, does it still seem like a small size now? Obviously there's a difference between anal and vaginal sex, but honestly not that much. The vagina's actual more sensitive.

>>35620375
So for my black friend, would you say that race helped you get accepted or gave you a little bit more leeway to get accepted? What GPA could practically be a guarantee/good chance of getting in for him? What would be a maybe or 50/50 chance? And next to GPA/SAT what would the third biggest deciding factor in your application?

Congrauts for smashing, the girls over there hot?

>>35620511

but adequate is never good enough

girls expect more than that

>>35620535
Nigger, I don't what type of BBC porn you're watching but girls are more then satisfied with 6.5-7

>>35620316

>virgin
>properly eating pussy

Never going to happen.

>>35620550
this
>>35620535
7 inches is literally perfect for most girls. 8 inches and above can become painful when having sex often. 8+ is only impressive to one-night-stands or fuckbuddies.

>>35620585
why do you automatically assume he's never eaten pussy before and doesn't know how to do it well?

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>>35620523
>would you say that race helped you get accepted or gave you a little bit more leeway to get accepted?

To be honest, it probably did. Only 4% of Tech's student population is Black last time I checked, so the admissions board is definitely looking for more diversity. There's no guarantees imo, but taking lots of AP courses and maintaining a ~3.5 unweighted GPA/~3.8 weighted should give him a pretty good chance of him getting in, but location is important too. Nova is a pretty competitive area when it comes to Tech applications, which is evident due to the amount of NOVAfags there. And besides GPA/SAT, I think the third biggest deciding factor in your application are the essays for sure. Of course, extracurics are important too, but there's less emphasis on those.

Let me put it this way. VT girls=Aesthetics, while NOVA girls=/plg/. VT girls in generally are pretty fucking attractive, though there are also a lot of basic sorority bitches there too.

>>35620610

see my point?

5-6 isnt good enough

>>35620661
well yeah, 5-6 isn't no, but 6-7 is just fine

>>35618211
holy crap, kingston ON? I know the kid who messaged you hahaha

>>35620696

what difference does 1 inch make?

I mean, im 7 if im rock hard but if I have a semi, it might be 6. see why im insecure? being a grower is the worst.

>>35620716
count your blessings, dipshit. I'm a grower too, but my semi is like 3 inches, at my rock hardest with a cock ring and everything I'm like 5.5". 6" round though without ring so not completely shit tier but still.

>>35620746

if only girls werent cunts that criticized guys for things they cant change, I wouldnt be insecure about this stuff

oh well, fuck them. literally and figuratively.

>>35620716
an inch makes a huge difference, and inch is the difference between 3-4 or 4-5 and so on. Vaginas are very sensitive organs and can tell the difference. If you're 6 rocking a semi, don't worry about it. Vaginas grow and swell during sex too depending on arousal level. Relax bro, we're all going to make it.

>>35620784
>tfw missed out on the biggest crush I ever had because I was insecure about my dick
>tfw I didn't fuck this girl on a cruise who blatantly wanted it because of my dick
>tfw didn't fuck a beach slut a few years back because I couldn't tell she was into me, then having a dream where I meet her again and don't fuck her because insecure about my dick

why

>>35620784
>implying guys don't do the exact same thing
where do you think the roastie meme came from?

>>35619931
If you are with someone who can't articulate what they like, then they are probably too retarded/immature to waste time on.

>>35620817
Man, don't be insecure about your dick. If it's small or average, just learn better positions that make things a tighter fit and get good at eating pussy. That or find a petite asian with narrow hips a tiny vagina that will think you're huge.

>>35619056
women usually aren't very good with estimating measurements
>because they don't have a dick to constantly measure with