POWERBALL

I feel that

>>35604537
>Not already making food yourself and training yourself instead of needing the help of the meme man in the gym

>>35604593

I actually workout at a high tier gym and it appears most rich people hire trainers and nutritionists just for company and to make their lifes feel somewhat significant.

Buy a gf

>>35604593
jokes on you the personal chef is a hot grill and doubles as an escort

Keep living the same way I do but quit my job and pick up heavy drinking.

>>35604537

id buy this chick

girls cost money either way, might as well get the best of the best

>>35604537
>>35604537

>Obtain money without the media showing me off
>Don't tell anyone
>Buy a dog
>A moderate sized apartment/condo
>A decent car (Nothing too flashy)
>Buy shit for my friends and family while still not directly telling them I won a lot of money
>Relax with no worry for money

Whoever decides to go all out and party/buy expensive shit/etc is an idiot.

>>35604666
*tips fedora*

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Probably start my own little gym with racks, platform, strongman attributes and probably an MMA area. Try to start a PL/strongman club too and host events and coach others when I get too old.

Oh and I'd get myself a Lancia Delta Integrale, those things are sexy af.

>>35604537

>not making those poor people drive their asses to your own personal basement gyn and house them too incase you wake up with cold sweats from dreaming about not being able to do brosplits

I'd do two chicks at the same time

>>35604679
>>35604679

I'm going to assume you live a sad and lonely life and feel the need to validate your existence if you had a lot of money

>>35604666
>becoming the doormat that buys everything for everyone

The no media attention is a good idea though

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>>35604623
Shit man you can just rent whatever instagram whore you want.

>pic related

>>35604732

life is hard for girls isnt it

Set up a real nice ol' home gym.

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>>35604732

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>>35604746

>>35604746

Do they film the dirty part? Do u have a sauce maybe?

>>35604537
Go on HGH to fix my many nagging injuries. Quit my job to rehab full time. Basically I'd go on a pro athletes recovery plan.

Then go find some ladies, I figure if I'm a multi millionaire I can get some of those 12/10 fit girls. I can finally have a waifu that can squat 2pl8

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>>35604769

>>35604769

>women

>whores

pick two

>>35604769
lol hope this dumb broad gets raped and sold into slavery

>>35604783
>>35604763

It's a guy that trolls instagram models to bring out their inner whore that they all have.

There is quit a few of them on

>www tagthesponsor com

There are TONS of instagram models that do this stuff for real though.

>>35604836
Oh i thought this is the indian dude that shits all over them.

bunch of hookers and cocaine

>>35604537
Her naked tits are so ugly. Ruined her for me tbqh senpai

>>35604537

If I won powerball I'd also probably

>bounce around luxury penthouses all over the world
>hang out with ultra mega rich since you would really be able to trust the average non-rich person any more, other than close friends and family
>rent 10/10 women
>charter private aircraft, sometimes fly on luxury airlines like Singapore Air (luxury class ticket is like $20,000)
>fund philanthropy and science projects/research that interests me.

>>35604897
Yeah she was actually like a modest 7/10 on the brink of going into porn before she found a niche in the fitness model scene and got work done on her.

>>35604537
> pay Rich Piana to be my monkey boy, maybe have all his tattoos removed, buy the houses next door, start up a company called 4%.

Fit related? I would train martial arts with the best. Personal chef and nutritionist. No other real changes I can think of. Maybe open my own multi-purpose gym. Sponsor some bodybuilders. Pay Rich Piana to become the biggest ever.

>>35605091
Also scientific research.

If I win the powerball, I will build a /fit/ gym mecca and buy plane tickets for all

>>35604707
kek

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>>35604537

new house + large personal dungeon/gym.
fuck public gyms. christ.

>>35604537
found my own gym

>>35605101
Concerning?

>>35605083
Sides have left the galaxy

Underrated toast

Stop dreaming. Figure out how to make it happen on your own.

>>35604537
I would build schools in my city (Goiania) and let anyone on social assistance go there for free. Give poor people the best education, level the playing field.

>fit related
I would buy an apartment with a home gym in New York, London, Madrid, Paris, Hong Kong, etc, then I would always have a gym wherever I go.

14 iu of pharma grade HGH a day.

>>35604666
>Buy shit for my friends and family while still not directly telling them I won a lot of money
how exactly is this supposed to work?

>Personal gym in garage
>a helipad
>Asian themed garden
>dojo full of meaningless kanji posters
>secret stash of powder stored behind one of those fake book racks
>inflatable pool filled with soy milk
>bunker with adequate spacing, enough food, weights, and guns to survive the zombie apocalypse powered by geothermal energy.

>>35605143
I seriously want to so this too, you degenerates are the only people I relate with anymore, but I don't know how I'd realistically make it happen

How do you play a powerball?

I never did it before

Obviously I'd have a world class gym and kitchen. Does going to sporting events count as /fit/ related? I'd be on that shit all the time until I got bored of it in 2 years

>>35604666
Your idea is dumb and won't work.
You just going to leave the money in the bank for the government to take when you die?
I think it'd be cool to physically go visit Cambodia, Laos, the Phillipines, Thailand, Poor parts of China/Taiwan, etc and really help people out. Hire people to help you (locals if possible) and help them become more self sufficient, maybe even get fresh water there, and other really basic necessities. Obviously be there so you know the money is going somewhere, and 90% isn't just being used by some foundation and it's attorneys.

>>35606937
>Cambodia, Laos, the Phillipines, Thailand, Poor parts of China/Taiwan, etc and really help people out.

Sounds like a sex tour m8.

>>35604537
All of the obvious things.

Then I would probably go to film school. Start making movies. I would love to make movies on the stories of one or more of David Bowies personas, with their respective albums as the soundtrack. Mostly Major Tom, Ziggy Stardust, and Halloween Jack. Awesome to incorporate the themes he intended with those albums.

It's a goddamn shame he won't ever star in a movie like that.

>>35607101
How original, faggot.

>>35607063
Just seems like the money could go a long way there, look at what happened to South Korea after we helped to free them from China's grasp. Not to mention there's a much lower chance of getting murdered there, compared to somewhere in the middle east, africa, south america, or the ukraine/russia.

>>35604897
sauce pls

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>>35606937
4chan, a place where you get told what you would do when hypothetically winning the lottery is dumb and wrong.

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>don't tell anyone
>collect money in secret
>buy plot of land in Montana
>disappear for a year
>come back when hype goes down
>invest in a few local businesses
>invest in a few mutual funds
>start own business or two because why the fuck not
>live a simple life
>try to make America great again

>>35607101
Cringe worthy mate.

>>35604537
buy a gym, allow only .fit/izens to workout. also surgery to remove loose skin.

>buy tickets online because non burger
>site promises to upload scans of ticket before draw
>been 4 days and nothing

those cheeky cunts are gonna steal my winner and claim they never bought it

>>35604778
Someone should dm the boyfriend these

I will finance a Gears of War movie: starring Rich Piana as Marcus.

>>35606485
Say they've always wanted a dog, or a nice bicycle, some shoes they saw online... I'd buy it for them as a random gift and never tell them how I got the funds to do so.

...unless, you tell everyone how you got the money for the things you aquire ...then it won't work.

>>35607975
Fat fucking lenny as Cole, dom mazetti as baird, Bradley Martin as all the carmines

i'd buy a warehouse near where i live and fill it with the obstacle course from that japanese gameshow called ninja warrior (sasuke in the USA)

>>35604620
I'm a PT and this is true. The job is like being a hairdresser or something, you get everyone's life story, I think because they consider their gym life so separate from the other elements of their lives.

>>35604537
you can hire yourself as a chef/nutritionist and personal trainer, just use google faggot and spend more time than nuking your hotpocket in the fridge

>>35604537
lots of prostitutes. start a gym so I can creep on the patrons

>>35608450
>you can hire yourself as a chef/nutritionist and personal trainer, just use google faggot and spend more time than nuking your hotpocket

Oh right because paying for convenience doesn't make sense when you have fucking $930 Million.

>>35604537
I would fit dis dick in her ass

I would finish law school, invest a bunch of money in stable stock like Google or apple or lego, buy a revolver and then buy a yacht (with a small gym) and sail the world. I'd never stay in one place more than a week and when/if I get tired of that I'll just try to do random jobs, like trapper in the taiga for a year. Maybe join the French foreign legion, I don't know, I'd just try to have as many adventures as I want and I would throw caution to the wind.

Alternatively I'd buy a bar like cheers and try to live like Sam Malone, fuck bitches, run a bar and just talk to people who's company I enjoy all day

Just buy two 450 million dollar Boeing jets lmao

Just to piss people off

>>35604537
Donate it all to the Trump campaign.

Buy 4chan, make it less shitty

Donate to my under grad, have a building named after me, donate to my grad school for the same purpose

Buy all the jazz vinyls I want, some super expensive wine, some weed and a pent house in a big city and stare aimlessly out the window while drinking and smoking myself into a stupor as I quickly realize money doesn't buy happiness

I don't go to the gym but exercise at home, I would buy a huge house and make a huge fucking gym and get a ''butler'' personal trainer/nutritionist.

Start C.O.B.R.A. Command IRL

>>35604537
>$1.6B
Personal doctor, personal trainer, personal masseuse, personal chef, personal housekeeper. No personal mechanic for my bikes, though, I don't trust anyone to do that for me.

Losing the lottery has made me feel suicidal. I had my whole new life planned out. I saw those winning numbers and was instantly reminded of how much of a failure I am. FUCK.

>>35609963
Bicicles aren't that complex

>>35604537
>buy 4chan
>build a house
>build a boxing club and run it
>buy Trappy
live like Jed Clampett otherwise.

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>Some fucking old baby boomer fuck is going to win it and spend the rest of their life in Florida

>>35604537

You get up that kind of money, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that’s your base, get me? That’s your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don’t drink. That’s all I have to say to anybody on any social level.

A wise man’s life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We’ll fuck it up ourselves.

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>>35610023
>we'll fuck it up ourselves
>amerifats actually believe this

>>35604537
>House with big garage
>Home gym
>Never leave house again
>????
>Profit

>>35610041
>not knowing it's a direct quote from The Gambler.

Block of land with huge shed
10 barbells
virtually free gym

> $1 entry

10g of test eod

1 lbs of weed and shrooms
2 invest
3 take care of family
4 college (12 year astrophysics major )
5 castle in iceland where i have my family and advanced super security.
*always have weed*

In that order in respective stages of life

pay off student debt