FPH (fat people hate)/FPS (fat people stories

>>35599502
>calling police because muh feels

are we doomed as a society?

>Some teenager claims someone made a rude comment
>This makes the news

I want back to my Berenstein universe, I don't belong here.

>>35599502
>be McDonalds employee
>hamplanet waddles up
>let me get 6 big macs
>say "ah so you're making a food run for the group. Well have fun with your friends"
>hamplanet freaks out, claiming not to have any friends (thus feeling double shamed)
>takes it to court, hamplanet judge stomps in
>McDonalds fucked.

Bitch, healthy at every size does not mean healthy at every burger

>>35599537
She called the police. I'd say it's news.

The world is a better place if you install a wordfilter that changes 'problematic' to 'jimmy rustling'

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>>35599537
>that feeling when you realize just how far down the standards have been dropped, and will continue to drop for the average populace.

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>>35599551
>healthy at every burger

>>35599537
Oh good, you're one of the Berensteins and not Berenstains, I can trust you
Are you a Schultz or a Schulz??

>>35599502
if mcd burgers actually looked like that, I'd order six too.

>>35599647
That's just pathetic.

>>35599552
In a sane world, a policeman would have driven up there, listened to her story, told her to go home and if she made a scene, put her in the cop car and driven her home, where her parents would tell her to quit wasting the police's time.

>>35599647

>The thing with me is I have two bellies

Say what?

>>35599529
Read the article dickhead, McDonalds called the cops cuz big mama's partna went down there and they got threatened by his epic tier bulk.

She's young and disgusting. She has the body of a woman who's had 4 to 5 kids and is only 14 what the fuck does anyone not see how fucking GROSS this is.. Shot out and broke at 14 WOW. Come one

>>35599647
>bottom belly

Now it makes sense, they're growing a second stomach chamber

>the morbidly obese are literally turning into cows

>>35599980
>thin privilege is not making your own calves so fat that you can't wear anything except crocs.

Kek

>>35599647
lmao2bellies

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Saw this on facebook a while back.

Now she's dieting with her husband and spends 300$ on food a week because 'veggies aren't cheap'

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Time to get hardcore

>>35599551

>go to subway
>want 2 foot long subs
>too embarrassed to get 2 just to myself
>pretend I'm reading notes from my phone to order the other sub for someone else

Autismo 2000

>>35599779
Allthesefolds.jpg

>>35600078

Things also expand if you put more stuff into things.

>>35600092
Holy fuck I don't think I could have possibly been prepared for what the fuck I just read.

>>35600143
now read this
>>35600115

>>35599502
>>35599516
>>35599529
>>35599537
>>35599551
>>35599647

Why are these threads so prevelant on this subchan?

You don't think these people suffer enough with the hand they've been dealt?

Why not focus on improving your own station in life instead of kicking others while they're down?

>>35600078
>spends 300$ on food a week because 'veggies aren't cheap'
The food industry is fucking genius.
They made the entire country believe that eating less is too expensive.

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>>35600162
>hand they've been dealth

>go to mcdonalds with bro
>order 10 packs of mozzeralla dippers each as a dare
>2700calories of cheese
>400% RI of saturated fat
>heart attack here I come!
>hear murmuring from the kitchens
>"How many of them are there?"
>"Two people"
>"are they fat?"
>"no!"
>skinnyfat and chubby workers trying to covertly poke their heads round corner like some Disney tv show
>hold back laughter long enough to get order out of the door, then lose sides.
>should of told them about the all cheese diet, and how much weight they can lose on it.

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>>35600162

>trying to be moral on a Vietnamese puppet show board

>>35600162
>this pasta
Don't you have something better to do with your time you fat enabling fuck?

>>35600146
brehs..

>>35600135
I'm triggered. Fucking fats.

>fat kids eat less than thin kids
>linked to a study (presumably)
>wut

>>35600162
>hand they've been dealt
Maybe if life was blackjack and they kept taking more cards after busting 21

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>>35600078
>>35600174
Part 2

>>35600243
kek

I sometimes spend more than 5$ a day if I want to get crazy

>>35600130
>health at every size

>>35599647
>Like if I need somewhere to sit at lunch and ask if I can sit here, they say OK but then keep talking to each other and don't talk to me.
What? What? This is completely normal. This is the standard! THIS IS A FUNDAMENTAL LAW OF HUMAN INTERACTION!

>>35600267
her flesh just happened to rot. It wasn't because she was fat

>>35600146
>>35600195

THAT HIGH TEST ASS THO.

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Funny thing is I was in hospital with a meniscus injury and weighing at around 120 kg. After the doctor treated me he told me to lose some fat cause I am kinda chubby. So I did and now feel great. Guess they will just find fat doctors

>>35600135
>this is especially true of young people
>encouraging fatties to ruin the lives of children that don't know any better
>encouraging them to prey on emotionally insecure teens that may be out of shape
>doing this because youre too fucking undisciplined to put down the fork
FUCKING FATTIES RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35600277

>>35600319
>sarcasm is bait now
Senpai you retarded

>>35599980
Fat people just project the shit out of people. I can guarantee this has happened to most people, at least once. There are just boots that are stupidly designed, period. Not everyone is making fun of you because you're a fat bitch.

>>35600130
You'd think that people would go and see the doctor a little bit earlier, but it looks like he/she wouldn't be able to see under that stomach to notice the necrosis anyway.

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http://qz.com/550527/obesity-paradox-scientists-now-think-that-being-overweight-is-sometimes-good-for-your-health/

I didn't read the article and I don't intend to

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Kek they can but it's called liposuction

>>35599502
>Woman comes in to McDonalds in a mobility scooter
>Hooked up to oxygen
>She must breathe fat.
>Husband is as bad
>They always order the same.
>2 Large fries and 2 big macs [spoiler]EACH[/spoiler]
>Always same drink 2 large diet cokes
>Always takes a fucking long time to say this order and always takes up 2 whole tables where patrons could sit

>>35600348
Yes, being overweight or fit but a bit of paunch is good for you and protects you from a lot of stuff as well as a protective measure against many other things.

The morbidly obese woman the author put in that picture is WELL BEYOND what is considered healthy or normal.
It's the exact opposite of healthy, even the running that they are showing the obese character doing is bad for their body.

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>>35600403
you can tell by the picture that the person never ran before cause it's shit running form

>>35600348
Some brave anon pastebin it

>>35600092
jesus fuck god bless emts.

Had fat gf. I got fit. She got strongman fit. Still fat. Dumped her. Thought about getting her back. Hang out. She's still fat. Never look back.

Thanks fit!

>>35600413
>I associate food with emotions
>I can't understand why anyone wouldn't

Well if this isn't telling I don't know what is.

>>35599647
>they're not even mean to me, they just ignore me, as if I'm below bullying

fat bitch better appreciate this, bullying isn't such a huge thing with this generation of kids, they just sort of shun you out and leave you alone. I wish it was like this when I was in elementary/middle school. It sort of started to be this way when I was in high school but there were still some assholes. I was quiet as fuck and still got fucked with.

>>35600348
I didn't read the article as it's probably just fatass propaganda, but I have seen the data before.
It is true, being slightly overweight can increase your life expectancy.

on a scale it basically goes
>underweight (1)
>normal weight (2)
>slightly overweight (3)
>fat as the queen of the sea cows (0)

Of course, this is going by BMI, and many of the people on this board actually rank as "slightly overweight" using the BMI scales.
But even if that isn't skewering results, the "healthy" band is still only chubby at best and is probably due to having a small fat reserve that helps them when their body is struggling for energy when they get ill while old.

But of course HAES and the like have read headlines, and think the more fat you have, the longer you will live, not realising that life expectancy still plummets when you are obese.

>>35600130
>>35600336
Fatties hate themselves so much some avoid mirrors like the plague.

>>35600413
>you take the one slice
>on top of the one burger
>on top of the one large coke
>on top of the one side of wings and ribs you had for starter
>on top of the mid meal snack
>wheeze your way up 6 steps, stare in naked hatred at the girl who just broke a fitness plateau and is barely out of breath, then convince yourself that they were all worth it
Is there anything more pathetic than a crabbucketing fatty?

>>35600107
>two foot long subs
Jonah hill?

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You'd think good looking nutritionists and dietitians know what they talk about

>>35600413
Portion size damnit. Most cake slices are too big that they hand out goddamn it.
Why do they always cut the cake into big slices?

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>>35600506

>>35600376
>They both stop showing up all of a sudden
>Both died of heart attacks
>Gee I wonder why.

>>35600480
Does it even go into the specifics of what classifies overweight?
There are plenty of /fit/izens that would be technically overweight after a bulk, but it isn't fat that's causing it.

>>35600314
>Live in Wisconsin
>got to doctors for a refill on birth control
>height 5'4, 136 with clothes clothes on
>after exam is done doc said my bmi is about 24 and she would like me to work on my weight.
>my doc is 5'7, 5'8 use to be 3 times my size, is now two of me.
> at least she lost some weight.

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>>35600594
wooo that balance

>>35600561
that looks like the pig monster from the 9th dr who

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>>35600604
much yoga

>>35600561
Ironically, she's one of the more competent members of the government.

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>>35600620

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>>35600631

>>35600625
maybe she got fat on purpose so now fat fucks can't deny her

D E V I L I S H

>>35600659
>D E V I L I S H
>E G G S

>>35600560
From the NHS response to the study

"those categorised as overweight [25-30 bmi] were around 6% less likely to have died by the end of a study than those of a healthy weight."

"Having a body mass index (BMI) of between 30 and 35 (medically termed ‘obese’) causes more deaths, but people whose BMI was higher than 35 were 29% more likely to die by the end of the study than their normal-weight counterparts."

"BMI does not account for many important weight-related measures linked to death and disease risk such as differing fat levels, fat distribution, muscularity, nutritional balance and others.
Hence, this finding is not as startling as it first appears and only tells us half the story of how fatness and risk of death are related."

"However, a slight increase in lifespan doesn't necessarily equate to an increased quality of life. Even being ‘just’ overweight can increase the chance of developing long-term health conditions, which while may not be fatal, can make life a lot less enjoyable."

>>35600413
100% chance that person is fat.

You don't eat cake every day. But this "it's just one slice" attitude is then used to justify pizza, cookies, ice cream, candy, etc and that all adds up.

This same thinking also causes a lot of personal finance problems
>oh it's just $5
Turns into hundreds of dollars a year. This is probably why poor people are more likely to be fat too, the same thinking got them there

>>35600107
Don't blame you, subway is pretty good. haven't had it in like a year though, I could barely finish one.

>>35600533
they couldnt justify the CPS situation as an emergency? Is that not allowed? Id consider that a pretty dire situation when a parent is refusing to give their child insulin.


This also points to niggers nigging out rather than just fatties being awful people.

>>35600644
>plus size

>>35599980
I was at a festival and this massive fucking ball of cellulite had to slice open the side of her Wellington boots because her legs were too big to fit in them

>>35600502
As a recovering fatty (down 18 kg to 84kg). Its because most of the time, people don't even realize what a regular serving size is.

Mac and cheese, Cake, Pop, Crackers, Cookies.

They just eat what they think is proportionally correct, and don't realize its 500 calories for their snack.

I blame the food industry a little bit, since a package of oreos that you can buy at the store could be between 2 and 4 servings, since one serving is like 6 cookies, but we're trained to think one package is a serving.

>>35600722
It says in the back what the size of the serving is
If you're looking at the calories you're already seeing the serving size right above it

>>35600674
I would want more information on the specifics. If all the longer livers were at 25bmi, and all the shorter livers were at 18bmi, then perhaps the issue is that the scale needs to be shifted slightly.

Alternatively, weight lose is related to many health disorders. Did they adjust for the health of the study participants at the beginning of the study?

Finally, how were people categorized over the course of the study? did a bunch of people at 24bmi gain 100lbs then die, and get counted at healthy deaths? or did a bunch of 25bmi lose 5lbs and live, then get counted as overweight? Or did a bunch of 24bmi stay at 24bmi for 99% of the study, but lived at the end at 25bmi and count as overweight?

What if someone lost 30lbs due to cancer, then die, did they get counted as overweight when they died, or normal weight?

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>>35600644
Those "fat women do yoga" videos would be more impressive, if they once in a while did something more advanced, like pic related, instead of the least demanding poses.

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>>35600751

>>35600674
That's what I expected. Tons of people, myself included, are "overweight" for bmi alleviating because we're healthy and work out.
I wonder if there's a difference between men and women for how much being overweight affects life span, given that men are much more likely to be overweight because of muscle instead of fat.

>>35600742
As glaring as these holes in the study are, they matter little to the fat acceptance movement, as it is genetically impossible for anyone to deviate from their assigned genetic weight, even with aids.

>>35600763
The flexibility and strength displayed here is astounding.

>>35600722
Mcdonalds always advertises the worst meals for people as well. The stuff way out of portion size. People look at me confused when all I get is a cheeseburger and a small fry or apples.
Actually quit fast food from yesterday onward, it's hard because I work at one but I have the willpower. I can do this.
"Sir, Is that all?"
>"Yes" (Why don't people ever order in actual portion size?)

>>35600751
Most of what they do can be done by somebody with <a week of training. Same with the fat people dancing, all they're really doing is being coordinated and moving into poses that are pretty damn easy to get into.

And it looks more impressive because they're fat. Somebody took a picture of Ragen doing the "splits" and then showed that, because of her fat, she wasn't spread as far as it looked

>>35600722
>Not losing weight
>eating shit food
>blaming companies

No.

>>35600751
the thing is flexibility takes dedication to get and hard work. We're talking about people that practice fat acceptance instead of loosing weight

>>35600181
Best part about lifting m8. You can lift hard as fuck and then tear through whatever food you fucking want to.

>>35600243
Christ I spend probably 100 a month for groceries. Fatties gonna fat

>>35599779
2 bellies makes you capable of eating more food. She is doing WHATEVER IT TAKES, a true 5%'er!

>>35600858
I remember there was a guy here who lifted and used to run quite a lot. His tdee was around 3500 cals or more and he needed to eat a shitload just to maintain weight.

>>35600876
212 a month here but also buying for roommate so that's like 106 per person so yeah they must be buying shit.

>>35600722
I can understand this when it comes to instant meals, as some of them are 2 servings in one container, but if you are eating a whole pack of cookies and think it's one serving, like those fucking snack pots for kids but in adult size, your retarded ass deserves to get fat.

People actually expect you to look at what you are putting in your mouth, not think you are getting a single serving food pellet every time you get something to eat, like an obesity study lab rat.

>>35600812

>"And it looks more impressive because they're fat."

Being fat is not impressive.

>>35600722
Nice man im down 20kg at 84kg too

>>35600886
Fuck man I struggle at 1900 maintenance I wonder what his diet is like

>>35600659
Did I mention she's a doctor?

>>35600965
guy used to run long distance, half marathons and shit. Those are the type of people that you can't believe how much they eat and stay the same

>>35600858
I'm that guy, and I aint gonna lie, it's shit like this that meant my last dirty bulk left me starting to look like Jason Blaha with less flappy skin.

Already managed to drop 12lb of that in a month with extra cardio, and hitting the weights hard.
Another month, and I'll feel good enough to eat a whole cheese cake to myself in front of a fattie.

>>35600533
desu speed freaks irritate me tooo

>>35600314
>show your date

That won't be happening any time soon.

>>35601048
Fit can shit on cardio all day long but the best thing about it is not the endurance or heart gains, is that you can eat a shitton of food in front of people and blame it on your genetics

>>35601081
The screen shot is taken now. I'm 96 now from 120 since summer

>>35600532
What the fuck? What kind of foot placement / leg angle is that?
Is that even on purpose?

>>35601107
It's "kawaii"

>>35600413
>fit person accepts cake
See, some people are fit no matter what they eat!
>fit person declines cake
Omg what a stuck-up joyless bitch

Although desu senpai, I think it's better to just eat everything you're offered when eating socially (outside of close family/friends), unless you do it like every damn day. Occasional extra 1000 calories make fuck all any difference, but you don't stand out and don't draw unwanted attention.

>>35599502

>Livid Sabrina - who used to work in MacDonald's - said: "Normally we have home-cooked meals, but once in a while I let them have a treat.

Uh huh.

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>>35600533
Fast people are the worst.

>>35600714
>dykes
>expelled

and this is how you know that is made up. protagonist has 10000% more chance of being expelled than basket-weaving majors

>>35601198
read the sticky

>>35601198
THE STICKY

>>35600936
We gon' make it mang.

>captcha: Select all Eggs
finally a /fit/ approved food.

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>>35601209
>fast

>>35600741
You're underestimating fattys' laziness.

they see calories, put it down and eat what they think is a serving.

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>>35601198
>I want to get big
Lift
>strong
Lift
>boost my self esteem
Do cocaine


And read the fucking sticky.

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>>35600763
her glutes must be astronomical.

>>35601160
Unless you're fat, in which case, stop fucking eating cake

>>35600146
she cant even reach her butthole

how does she wipe

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>>35599647

>tw: trouble with clothes

Who is so fragile that they need to be warned somebody will be having trouble with their clothes at some point in the story before they read it?

>>35601331
rag on a stick

>>35600137

Underated post

>>35600162
>hand they've been dealt?
hwut? Are you being serious?

Oh nm.... b8.

> work at a local corporate gym
> get off a lunch time start to head home
> get a strong craving for salad
> realize I have no lettuce at home
> go into the McDonalds that's on my way home while in my uniform
> cashier is some fat white female pig
> order a salad
> she asks if that's all and if I would like ranch
> I say no dressing and that I would like a cup of water
> mfw she gives me a shocked look and rudely snaps my price and order number
> mfw watching her waddle to the counter with my order and just kinda throws it into my hand without a word

I'm going to do this a lot for now on. Wish me luck /fit/

>>35600631
Absolutely yes
Your years of bad choices are very uncomforting to me but I don't worry since you'll just tire out after a week max and go home

>>35599502
>MUH FEELING WERE HURT
>CALL THE POHLICE

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>>35600162

>>35599551
>say "ah so you're making a food run for the group. Well have fun with your friends"


I know the story is fake but you do realize making an assumption or comment like that is a dick thing to do anyway.

I mean. I fucking hate people who promote fat as an ok or healthy thing, but don't be stupid.

>>35600135

>if you are overweight or obese it is best to make incremental long term changes to how you eat and exercise

The glimmer of truth in an ocean of profatganda

>>35600413

Some people don't like cake and want to let you down easy, fatty.

Judgemental much? Way to condemn someone completely over a damn piece of shitty bakeware.

>>35599502
>east sussex

Fuck me i live next to this bitch.

>>35600596

24-ish BMI is fine, no? If you're trending towards weight gain I can see why your doc would comment but otherwise...

>>35601397

She wants you bad, anon.

>>35600532
Nice house, at least. I'd hit it a few times, enough to get me in the house regularly, and lift some things nobody would miss.

>>35600196

They use ambiguous terms like 'eat less' to mean anything.

>skinny guy has 15 sticks of celery and 500ml of water
>hamplanet eats 4 whoppers and 330ml of fryer grease
>skinny guy eats more that beefgoblin

>>35601474

Yeah, 24 is fine. Maybe at that weight she's slightly above ideal weight, but there's not reason for that comment. Fatty doc gonna fatty.

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>>35599502
This is comedy gold
>"I don't think six burgers for four people is over the top, but the girl behind the counter shouted back, 'six cheeseburgers. I'm not joking this time. This fat woman wants six burgers'.

>He got given five pounds from his grandma for Christmas so I said he could go to McDonald's

This is really depressing honestly in a lot of ways. ;_;

>>35601431
If you are fine being fat what's the matter?

>>35600162
Getting this butthurt over a post on a Tibetan Vinyl Enthusiast board

>>35600366

Bro Doctor obviously just told her that tits on a fat chick don't count.

>>35601574
fat people are often poor.

No impulse control > Eats like shit
No impulse control > Buys stupid shit.

>>35601340
Maybe if you're a very passionate tailor

>>35601622
I feel so bad for that kid.

>>35600243
I spend £80-90 a month tops

>>35600596
Any chance you've moved? To, let's say, London?

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>>35599516
>"my dog never lets me eat"
>face in profile pic obviously fat as fuck

>>35601474
I'm fine with 24 for a bmi, it's just I have a hard time taking her seriously some times.

>you're 1% away from over being overweight.

In 8 years I've only gained between 5 to 7 pounds.

>>35601744
Sorry anon, but I've been wanting to make travel plans there.

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>>35601601

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Who likes /nude Tess Munster/ here?

>>35600162
>subchan
reddit pls

>>35602030
Fuck me, it looks like a sack of potatoes in a safety harness!

>>35600107
I work at a Subway, a lot of people will order 2 and just save the other one for the next day or something. However, I get a lot of people who are obese who will come in and order one of the most unhealthy subs. And then they make it worse by adding double cheese, extra mayo and oil. Shit, if you're trying to eat healthy there, get a 6 inch turkey or veggie delite on some of the regular bread. Not this italian herbs and cheese bullshit or honey oat. Then get whatever fuckin veggies you want and if you get any sauce do mustard. Get a cup of water and maybe a bag of original baked lays.

These fucking fat people are the ones who get 3 cookies and a large soda along with it.

Some giant fat dude came in one time, ordered a meatball with double meat and was just talking about how Subway is great because it offers a healthy alternative to other fast food. baka

>>35602323
>original flavour chips

what the fuck are you doing with your life?

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>>35600135
This actually made me mad... Fkn sjw logic backed up with 0 facts. Anyone can lose weight, that's the simple fkn truth

>>35600162
Go back to Reddit

>>35599647
>two bellies
My wife didn't want to go to the gym today, I just read this out loud and now she's in the car waiting for me. Thanks /fit/

>Thin privilege

Fucking hate that term. Fatties are either implying that thin people 1) didn't earn their fit bodies, or 2) they didn't earn the perks that come with being thin. Both are untrue and inherently linked by the basic principle of "you reap what you sow". If you work hard and eat right then you are rewarded with looking and feeling better. If you're a lazy fuck then you pay the price in bigger clothes and deteriorating health.

>>35600243

$50 a day in fruit what the fuck is she (assuming) buying? Even out of season fruit you could buy like pounds of it without touching $50 a day

>>35600078
Nigger that was how much I was spending a month doing a competition prep. She's just fat and lazy

>>35602323

I love honey oat, Steak and Cheese on honey oat is my jam. But then I only ever order half a sub.

>>35601209
Urge to rape....RISING

>>35600348
I'm technically on the cusp of being obese. I'm also at ~12% BF, I'm told I'm extremely healthy whenever I see a doctor so maybe this is what the article means.

>>35601622
They oft don't have access to the healthy foods or even a place or an idea of how to grow or hunt healthy food.

They're fucked in every way imaginable.

>>35599647
>I have 2 bellies
I struggled to get past that bit, but I still managed.
Does she not know what rolls are?

>>35602526
I mean, I guess as long as you're ordering a six inch. Stay away from sauces like chipotle though. Even though it's GOAT tasting.

>>35600858
>>/plg/

>>35602652

We don't have chipotle in my country.

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>>35602632

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>>35602570
HUH
12%BF is nowhere near obese
not even overweight
do you have a lot of muscle
because that can fuck with the bmi

If you do arnie's bmi for his prime
you get an bmi 30 which is obese
not just overweight obese

pic related an obese man according to bmi

>>35599687
they used in-n-out photos for the cheeseburgers. this passes for "journalism"

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>>35600162
>subchan

>>35599529
read the article. mcdonald's called the police when daddy went to the mcdonald's later to continue lettin rip.

mcdonald's managers confirmed for lib-tier pussies

i hate fatties as much as the next guy, but this was a case of mcd faggots acting like entitled cunts and calling the cops when someone stood up to them

>>35600677
mfw that's how i got fat and broke
not even kidding

>>35600162
>subchan
>hand they've been dealt

never go full retard

>>35599647

>worried I smell

well if she showered every day she could probably wear the same shirt all week..

>>35599552
she didn't call police. read the article. mcd employees called police because the father rolled up and started lettin rip and mcd employees couldn't handle the bantz

>>35599980
isn't "think privilege" just another way of saying "fat failing"
"white privilege" = "black failing"
"male privilege" = "female failing"

>>35600130
thx anon. nearly barfed out my tea

>>35600092

Umm..they let a high school student go to such horrible accidents?

>>35602974
well if he was 18 he could

>>35599980
>She had obviously never went through this and couldn't understand how difficult shopping is for people who aren't priviliged
>people who aren't priviliged

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>>35600181
absolute madmen

>>35600413

jesus christ it's just cake..

>>35599980
Fuck this bitch. When I was a landwhale I bought boots and couldn't fit into them because of my size. After dropping 80-100 lbs I can wear them.

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>>35602341
>bongolian commentary on culinary preference
never gets old

>>35600162
>being this butthurt on a Polynesian stained glass emporium

>>35600480
So a BMI of 25-26?

>>35600413
triggered.
god, i've always hated cake. i don't get why this ham planet just assumes everyone likes cake.
it's fucking GROSS>

>>35602323

i usually get veggie because your lunch meats make me feel nauseas

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I used to enjoy FST back in the days. Now I simply feel sad. These people are so deep in denial, that they will convince others - who are straight thinking - into believing their lies.

/fit/ is a little over the line when it comes to hating people that aren't fit, but I guess all the "thin priviledge" bullshit comes from really rich countries, that can afford to pay enough social money, and have cheap enough food to breed those mentally deluded fatsos.

Never in my life I've heard of thin priviledge/fat shaming in real life, only on the internet. Every fat person I know either accept their fatness, or they try to prove they can get fit (they usually can't). When I hear of "it's all about genes" I just shut up. Unless it's someone I care about I just don't intend to correct them, because it's not something they want to prove, it's something they want to believe.


I don't know what's the point of this post. Just wanted to share my thoughts with you guys.

>>35602323
I get a steak and cheese salad with the southwest sauce occasionally. That's not so bad is it? Pretty sure the subway guys near me aren't' judging too much since they've seen me lose 100lbs.

>>35600174
Fucking amen my man.

The food industry is fucking genius.

>>35599502
Did you see the linked story?

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/628387/Being-fit-will-not-help-the-obese-heart-disease-cancer?_ga=1.138040439.631543429.1452718364

>He said: "Unfit normal-weight individuals had a 30 per cent lower risk of death from any cause than fit obese individuals.

>"These results suggest low body mass index early in life is more important than high physical fitness."

Meaning that you have to be thin and fit, there is no such thing as a fit fat person.

>>35603465
I agree with the fact that the fat people I know accept where they are. My grandmother started gaining weight at around 40, shes tried more weightloss riutines than you can count but nothing changed (even sub1000cal/day). My mother has been overweight since I was 5, but by the time I turned 20 she got down to a place where she is happy and comfortable. My father introduced me to lifting, the men on his side of the family all have heart arythmias, so if any of us get overweight we will die, no exceptions.
> TFW your bloodline is nothing but /fit/ to the death

Also, im pretty sure the words "thin privelige" dont exist outside of tumblr or the internet non-ironically

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>>35600858
Can confirm, this is two of the plates I had for lunch. Ten Ten buffet on Gull Road in Kalamazoo, MI. Best Chinese food in the city.

>>35602925
No. If you get called "privledged" then the one who called you so admit, that they feel/are inferior to you.

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>>35600077

>>35601418
read the article. that's not what happened.

mcdonald's employees called the police because they were scared that the girls family was gonna rough em up.

>>35603705
oooh, those fuckin' mochi, just fuck my shit up

>>35600135
>tfw i was type 2 obese at 268lb but currently weigh 177lb

i guess i am a fucking unicorn

>>35600130

thanks asshole, I WAS EATING!

>>35600146
I want to see her twerk....

>>35600078
>4 turns o'the hourglass

Excuse me?

>>35600413
>>35600677
>But this "it's just one slice" attitude is then used to justify pizza, cookies, ice cream, candy, etc and that all adds up.

raindrops are so tiny.. surely they could never fill a barrel.

>>35602807
Yes, muscles make BMI inaccurate. But since the majority of the population does not lift, BMI is, more often than not, "good enough".

>>35599502

>once ordered 30 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds
>my order was underway after the cashier checked with the manager

damn it feels good to be not fat

>>35603839
I just figured out why fat people always say that they eat so little

>>35603705
I'm in Kalamazoo too, you go to western?

>>35603465
I honestly felt bad for this guy, i mean they really tore into him and he was just saying things that (atleast to me) were common sense.
I dont hate fat people but i do hate hypocritical pigs who ruin the world by spreading misinformation.

>>35601331
She doesn't

>>35603465
This is why I don't talk with people about fitness and food anymore. I gave up trying to explain these simple concepts. When someone asks me how I did it I just say I trained hard and ate cleaner and that's it. Next they ask me about tricks and tips. They want easy way, extreme ways that guarantee success and stuff like that and won't understand simple concepts like CICO. I just smile and give thumbs up and proceed with my workout

>>35601107
If that was a thin young jap girl in a schoolgirl outfit it would be hot as hell

>>35600501
Fuck man, what do fatties expect, that fat people will talk about losing weight? You learn how to do something from someone who's successful in that particular area. It's not that hard a concept. Any dietician that is fat makes me think that they've no clue what they're on about.

>>35604097
>She´d be hot if she wasnt ugly
Brilliant logic there chief

>>35599647
If it's not green texted I'm not reading that shit

>>35600078
>300$ on food/week

What the fuck. I could literally survive on 300$ for like 3 months (of course I wouldn't be eating out much). How does she do it?

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Fresh out of the ocean OC

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>>35600720

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U MIRIN BRAH

>>35601209
Yeah man, fuck Usain Bolt

>>35603887
I went to Western in the 90s lol

>>35600348
My god I just read that and it was cancer.

>>35600366
having fatigue? like fatigue is a disease and not somethin everyone gets like all the fucking time

christ soon being hungry will be a disease

"sorry i have chronic feelings of thirstiness real sickness guyz"

>>35602577
>They oft don't have access to the healthy foods
oh right they can't go to super markets or walmart for some reason

don't even try and say unhealthy food is cheaper when I eat super healthy for 10x less than that fat fucks eating fast food daily do.

>>35602030
Breh this is the disgusto shit that I'd follow to make myself try harder everyday.
What kind of troglodite would support this shit, her tattoos even look repulsed.

>>35604372

>I eat a burger, fries and pizza every day

>I'M LIVING A HEALTHY LIFE WITH NO COMPLICATIONS

she could at least pretend to try.

>>35604372
They're not love handles if they require heavy machinery to lift them.

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Britfags itt might know of these tubs of lard.

It's the Chawner family, the family who claimed they were too fat to work.

The sisters also appeared on X Factor or Britain's got Talent a few times as well.

Here they are on Jezza Kyle a few months ago and the black haired sister has gotten FUCKING HUGE. Like twice as fat as she was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLUJmR8h8b0

>>35600845

> loosing

Seriously, is this a meme? Every fucking time...

>>35600366
Swimming is a thing

>"I have a problem getting Jack to eat so when he says he wants something, I let him have it because of the way he is with food.

I'm so glad that shit didn't fly in my parents house when I was growing up. "eat it or starve" was their motto

>>35604879
The excessive fat in their faces make them look exactly the same, what the fuck

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>>35600130

>>35604881
No, it's American education in action.

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>>35604879
>The laboured breathing being picked up on the mics every time the fatties aren't speaking

jesus christ!

>>35605073
I feel as if her frontal stomach may become partially detached at any time

>>35605020
Listening to that video is like getting a dirty phone call.

>>35603529
Any salad is going to be better. If I got a salad I'd probably get teriyaki chicken or any other chicken variety.

The bread is what really contains the most calories. You can ask them to actually pick out some of the bread of the middle when they cut it. Cuts calories and allows more room for veggies.

>>35605202
It gave me flashbacks to that time I took a shit-load of LSD, and hallucinated I was a meatball, and ended up running from every fat bastard I saw, because I thought their groaning and wheezing was because they wanted to eat me.

It was all right though, it just turned out that I was a massive faggot.

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>>35599647
>The only size chair is a small

>>35603529
> salad dressing
Not going to make it

>>35600789
m8 you must be really skinny
I eat more than a best-of and am still hungry
I don't drink my calories, but still, since I eat 3 meals a day "a cheeseburger and a small fry" isn't close to what I need.

>>35600162

In the time people take to bitch about their weight they could have exercised.

We don't like these complainers because there are people with real unchangable life threatening or altering problems who don't complain half as much as these fat shits.

Tell someone with a genuine illness or disability that all you have to do is jog to solve your problem and they'd fucking do it. Yet fatties cant't even manage that.

They are pathetic and don't even try because it's "muh jeans" or "It's a mental condition!"

>>35600314
Unfortunately useless since the vast majority of fat oppression stories are fabricated, but what a great resource if it were legit! You could use it to find doctors who would be honest with you no matter how uncomfortable it made them.
>be me, lift hard but overweight
>go to doctor for shoulder pain (benching incident)
>"just take it light for a few weeks anon, here's some stretches you can do to help. Anything else?"
>tell him my ankle has been hurting
>asks what else I do
>treadmill at an incline I say
>feels my ankle, looks at me
>"well..." cringes hard
>melaughing.jpg
>"it's okay, if I just have to lose weight, and I know I do, you can say it"
>he laughs, "it will help a lot"
>tells me he hates saying it because he gets yelled at constantly and is grateful there's still people who care more about health than feelings

>>35599647
Fuck man I just don't get it.

The person writing this seems completely reasonable. They appear to be smart, and don't use fatlogic (Except for the stairs thing). But they still aren't smart enough to lose the fucking weight.

Personally I don't give a shit if you're fat or not, it couldn't affect me less. But what's annoying is when you make it part of your identity.

These people are like "My weight doesn't define me!" but then prattle on about their "Fat culture" or whatever.

>>35599502

I once ordered 10 cheeseburgers at
McD's.

Granted, i was drunk and high as fuck, ate like four of them and fell asleep on a bench.

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One day, they will evolve to live in the ocean and leave our oppressive, fat shaming, diet obsessed culture behind.

Within 5 years they will all die out, after krill are hunted to extinction.

>>35600533
>ain't big enough for insulin
>believing a child that large with fat induced seizures is still healthy
HAES bullshit/fat logic is literally child murder.

>>35600644
>okay you just have to hold each pose for a second
>but I keep falling over!
>that's fine, we'll quick snap the pic
>so it'll just be stills? That won't convince anyone!
>nah, we're gonna swivel the background so it looks like a video
>great idea! HAES for life, however short!

>>35605529
were the other 6 cheeseburgers still there when you woke up on the bench?

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>>35601209
muh fudgin dickkkkk

>>35603705
load up on dat broccoli son

>>35600533
This is an exaggeration written by a biased child.

Doctors, private or not, are required to report anything dangerous (life threatening abuse) to the proper authorities. Things get reported all the time. Doctor-patient confidentiality is limited. There is no way NOBODY involved in this didn't alert CPS, the cops, whoever.

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>>35604372
she looks like something out of fucking silent hill.

Imagine that thing sprinting at you full speed.

>>35605667
Yeah, there were not a lot of people around

>>35605073
she is essentially permanently deadlifting 3pl8

>>35605759
A whole 2mph?

>>35600561
she's got her own built in neck pillow

>>35600348
a few scientists basically said her word was useless and a waste of time. Some faggot at nature defended her and one level headed person who isn't retarded responded with this.

" This U-shaped relationship between BMI and life-span has been known for many years and while taking such crude data from an extended population is statistically attractive, the study adds nothing more. Most of the major points have been made but there are several other important observations to be made: (i) fat people have substantially higher levels of disability and morbidity which increase with age. (ii) there is good, bad and very bad fat. In particular, subcutaneous fat can remain a source of beneficial 'adipokines' while in other people, the supply of fat stem cells decline and fat is less able to perform one of its important functions of storing lipids which elsewhere, are metabolically toxic. (iii) weight is not just fat. Healthy skeletal muscle is responsible to most of the functional insulin sensitivity and is also an important lipid sink. Thus, thin people having a reduced capacity to produce fat cells need to maintain higher muscle mass through more exercise and more carefully control their diet. (iv) perhaps the greatest confounder is the role of refined calorie diets which adversely affect the gut microbiota and fatty liver disease. Scientific studies are largely funded by tax payers and each individual, fat or thin, needs clear advice on how to lead a long healthy life. The clinical studies need building on what we already know rather than causing further confustion."

>>35600296
lmao

>>35600348
>B...b...but muh fat protects me from many diseases
One of the diseases named in the article was pneumonia:
http://www.pneumon.org/assets/files/384/file910-en.PDF#page=12
>Moreover, obesity is also associated with the risk of major chronic
conditions such as diabetes, cardiovascular disease and liver diseases, and
those diseases may cause an elevated risk of pneumonia


http://erj.ersjournals.com/content/41/4/929.short
>little support

http://archinte.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=485537&resultclick=1
>Smoking and excessive weight gain are risk factors
>The incidence of CAP could possibly be decreased by lifestyle factors.

http://erj.ersjournals.com/content/erj/early/2010/03/29/09031936.00184209.full.pdf
>In this large prospective cohort study, conducted among Danes aged 50 to 64 with no hospital-diagnosed comorbidity at enrolement, we found that moderate obesity was associated with a 1.4-fold higher risk of a pneumonia-related hospitalization among men, while severe obesity was associated with a 2.0-fold higher risk.

Fatties BTFO with their shitty methodology flaws and "I wrote it, therefore it's true!". And that was just with pneumonia. Do I need to go on with some of the others listed like stroke, hypertension and heard disease? Let me answer that: no. Why? Because it's established fact. Obesity is unhealthy. Having a little extra fat isn't bad nor is being slightly overweight. But when you cross into obesity, then you are a fucking idiot. Which that's another flaw of that article: obese isn't just overweight. It's a lot more past being just "overweight."

>>35599537
>>>/x/

You're scaring the normies

>>35599502
I once ordered and ate 7 regular hamburgers from McD's when I was drunk... theyre actually pretty easy to pack down.

Still, the silly bitch is fat enough and should just have had two or three like a normal person.

>>35603838
Facebook has a 'Pirate' language setting. All sorts of meme-tier garbage to keep people watching ads and making them money

>>35605073
how does a human skeleton even support that much weight

>>35600886

That sounds exhausting. Eating so much...

http://theodysseyonline.com/maryland/10-reasons-trying-to-be-healthier-is-the-worst/271278

Fresh OC for you guys

>>35606054
Fat bitches can't even stretch properly. Hold your stretches for at least a minimum of 30 seconds. Stop doing static stretches and do dynamic stretches. And don't bounce! And most of all, don't bend your knees when you stretch down to reach your toes.

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>>35606121
>thinking "all this denial can't be real"
>hoping it was a parody site
>it isn't

>>35599980

Psychic privelege is knowing when people are internally laughing despite only shaking their head

>>35606121
I would post a response to every one of those bullshit points, but this really shows how the fat fucks see loosing weight, as some huge chore, which requires you to eat creepy foods, and be uncomfortable.

I mean, I like my bed, but the gym has TV, Music, Aircon/heating, and rowing machines. It's pretty comfy.
Plus I've tried rowing in bed, it just messes up the sheets.

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>>35606307
There's a problem: the author of this little shit article isn't fat:

http://theodysseyonline.com/author/daniellesmith

Very likely, she is a bony emo feminist.

>>35600037
>>35600037
I'm a runner, my calves don't fit in some boot styles but to not fit into any boots? How big must your calves be?

>>35606419
>uses chubby effeminate ginger to illustrate her article
>probably knows even if she's pro-fat acceptance they wont listen to someone with thin privilege.
>article is the sort of shit that tumblr will lap up, with its Kooky gifs and all.

well played, bony emo feminist, you know your market.

>>35605073
Touches toes.........rewards self with Doritos and mountain dew

>>35606169
im still becoming unhammed but even at my fattest i could do a fucking stretch right. there's just SO MUCH of her, i just don't know how it is physically possible

>>35600314
how's your knee? I had a partial tear in my meniscus a few years ago, knee's getting back to normal now.

>>35600413
I don't like cake or sweets though, do I have to eat that shit just to not trigger some whale who's one sugary drink away from a heart attack?

>>35600314
A lot of doctors are fat now-a-days. Even my PCP is fat and smokes. The only benefit is she at least admits it's bad, tells fatties to lose weight, and tells smokers to stop smoking.

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>>35603837
Son, this is your lucky day

>>35606827
I feel bad for the chair/bed/car that has to carry her.

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>>35606827

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>>35606827

>>35600620
She's really not very good. I don't know why she's proud of that, I used to do a lot of yoga and none of those are hard poses.

Her warrior is very high, ideally you should squat as low as possible in that pose for maximum resistance. The rest were balance poses that I can do despite my bad knee and congenital inner ear disorder.

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>>35606827

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>>35600162

honestly? /fat/bro here, who has been working on some changes lately. Started putting a real effort into weight loss around summer, and down over 50+ pounds now.

These threads are just motivation at this point. I can speak from experience that the biggest thing stopping most fatties is the sheer amount of change required to see results, and the ability to stick to said change.

It wasn't easy for me. It took months of changing my diet, slowly eating less and less. Now a days, a much smaller meal size will keep me fuller for longer than it would have a year ago.

I know I am going to make it. And threads like this, as I said, provide the necessary motivation.

>>35599647

>>35599779
>>35599914

this is from a fetish tumblr you dumbasses.

>>35600751
> tfw your arms are too short to do this pose
> shitty ape index
> why bother

>>35600596
Ayyy 262 here

>>35606612
this is fucking underrated, 10/10

>>35601160

Eating out is already a calorie overload due to the size of the meal and the extra shit they throw on for flavor. No kne should waste more money stuffing their face even more on something they clearly know they dont want to eat just so they "dont draw unwanted attention".

Fuck you. If im eating dinner with you respect my fucking choices and ill respect urs

>>35606827
So hypnotic I could watch it all day.

Not very nimble but full of purpose.

>>35607299
> size of the meal

Sure is burgerstan in here

>>35600243
>It cost $50 a day for two people to eat fruits and vegetables

Beyond retarded

>>35600078
>veggies aren't cheap
god, this pisses me off so much
vegetables are some of the cheapest staple foods you can buy

>>35599980
I have this same problem and I'm not a whale. Just muscular with genetics for huge calves. It sucks.

what the fuck
i eat more vegetables than a normal person (like loads and loads) and i still spend no more than $60/week
is she buying 20 pounds of dragon fruit at whole foods wtf

>>35607030
715

>>35606153
I want a coffee table with those slices inside of it...

>>35606827
every wiggle a pocket of air is released. The smell could peel paint. That hole in the dress wasn't by design.

>>35605073
20 seconds in she almost falls over when she tries to take a step forward

>>35600243
5 bucks says she is buying shit like Hyper Weight Watchers Atkins protein bars, and doing meal prep following some instagram shit and not counting calories worth fuck.

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I see fat kids all the time now

Only if JFK was here man...

https://youtu.be/jnUL9xt_aW8

>>35600366
>in my teens
>in my 30s

Right, yeah it wasn't the insurance at all. Also you waited about 10+ years, but no, that's cool.