BULKING FEELS GENERAL

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BULKING FEELS GENERAL 2016-01-13 02:13:05 Post No. 35594240
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BULKING FEELS GENERAL Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:13:05 Post No. 35594240 [Report]

>babby's first serious bulk
>consistently eating breakfast lunch and dinner
>added fatass double choco protein shake with sexy chocolate syrup buff after workouts
>start pooping more, nbd was expected
>poop trips become more frequent
>have to go to bathroom 7+ times a day, 50% are for pooping
>seeing small blood spots on toilet paper when I wipe
>asshole is literally getting irritated
>have to spread asscheecks whenever I shower like a fucking inmate

I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE FEELS. how the FUCK do you guys deal with this shit. My poops are progressively getting more violent and wiping now sucks dick when it used to be my favorite part of going to the bathroom.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:14:42 Post No.35594259
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:14:42 Post No.35594259 [Report]

Eat more fiber.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:17:26 Post No.35594283
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:17:26 Post No.35594283 [Report]

>>35594259

will that really solve my problems

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:20:37 Post No.35594310
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:20:37 Post No.35594310 [Report]

>>35594283
Yes

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:23:22 Post No.35594327
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:23:22 Post No.35594327 [Report]

>>35594240
>tons of milk, eggs and protein shakes
>my farts are becoming lethal

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:28:12 Post No.35594372
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>>35594283

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:31:36 Post No.35594409
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:31:36 Post No.35594409 [Report]

>>35594283
One GIGANTIC shit first thing in the morning.

Also, ibuprofen for your raw asshole.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:32:42 Post No.35594415
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:32:42 Post No.35594415 [Report]

Trying using a lifting plug

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:34:36 Post No.35594432
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:34:36 Post No.35594432 [Report]

>>35594283
Gonna make poop nice and soft, no more HMNNMGGGGSS when you poop. It just comes out beautifully.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:39:57 Post No.35594489
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:39:57 Post No.35594489 [Report]

>>35594409
I will take this into consideration

>>35594327
this is also a common problem for me, very very common

>>35594432
rolling for dubs for this dream to come true

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:45:08 Post No.35594525
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:48:42 Post No.35594561
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:48:42 Post No.35594561 [Report]

>tfw not hungry at all
>tfw force feeding myself chipotle

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:50:49 Post No.35594586
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:50:49 Post No.35594586 [Report]

LISTEN TO ME FELLOW BULKFAGS
WHEN YOU ARE TAKING MORE SHITS THAN YOU ARE USED TO, YOU NEED TO EAT MORE FIBER.
ALSO, IF YOUR ASSHOLE STARTS GETTING IRRITATED/RAW, TAKE A WARM BATH FOR LIKE 15-20 MINUTES.

ABOVE ALL ELSE, GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR ASAP IF YOU HAVE CONSISTENT PAIN IN YOUR ASS.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:08:59 Post No.35594764
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:08:59 Post No.35594764 [Report]

>tfw dibetic trying to bulk

this shit is gonna kill me

how do I lower my carbs while eating ~2700-3000 cals?

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:45:37 Post No.35595212
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:45:37 Post No.35595212 [Report]

>>35594310
>>35594372
>>35594525
Middle of the library and I lost my shit at these responses.
OP, read a goddamn book before bulking/cutting/doing anything.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:05:13 Post No.35595478
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:05:13 Post No.35595478 [Report]

what are some foods high in fiber you guys recommend for taking a nice big shit in the morning

Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:09:51 Post No.35595527
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:09:51 Post No.35595527 [Report]

>>35595478
You aussie? You got that distilled goat milk in tiny bottles from Coles. Drink 1 of thise 5 mins before taking a shit and its gonna be soft.
Also if you eat plenty of oats throughout the day its gonna be soft. I like eating oat bars with chicolate chips inside

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