The Church of Iron thread

>>35531215
>implying the majority of /fit/ is in good shape
>implying the majority of /fit/ exercises

>hamplanets cost taxpayers money
>fitizens get tax exemptions

Middle man forever fucked. Your idea/joke is retarded anyway. Take this over to reddit.

>>35531215
I'm in.
B-but only so I can get free brotein. n-no homo

1/2/3/4 is the requirement for joining.

>>35531503
Regarding 1/2/3/4.
I've come to the conclusion that it's actually light as fuck.
>tfw thought when I squat 3 plate I'll take a pic and update my profile pic.
>tfw 3 plate looks dyel-tier now.

>>35531485
We're not the catholic church, and even there you'd probably be too old.

>>35531515
It's heavy enough to generally require some degree of consistency and effort. But I agree with you.

Is Zyzz our patron saint, the gatekeeper of gains?

>>35531485
Straight from the tap? You know, to maximize gains. N-no homo.

>>35531503
>Starting a cult without women
Gunna be an up hill battle.

>>35531546
Yeah, and Rippetoe and Scooby have a place in the theology.

>>35531215
OATMEAL PROTEINBAR!!!

>>35531558
Exclusively homo.

>>35531558
/fit/ did it pretty effectively

>>35531558
Who needs women when we have gains and tax exemptions? Death and taxes are supposed to be unavoidable; we can beat death through gains obviously, and we can now also stop taxes.

Death and Taxes for Those WIthout Iron

>>35531550
D-D-Deal

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>>35533989
What. in. the. name. of. maximillian mother fuck was *that* ?

>>35533969
what the everloving actual fucks
>captcha is eggs
YEAH

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>>35534000
>>35534012
He said "The Church of Iron"

Last one i got, sadly