Where's the suicide booth?

My condolences

Thats a women attempting humour you dyel autist

"yeah but I'm still strong enough to hold you down and rape you"

If dubs, you must send.

It's okay most kids here are scrawny anyways

Ayy gurl lemme clap dem cheeks tho 55

>>35528650
This.

>>35528599
She was testing you and you failed miserably. Enjoy the friend zone.

>>35528599
dumbass, listen, this happened not 2 weeks ago:

>new job, been 2 months
>female coworker and I turn out to have some mutual friends
>we start talking, having coffee
>always teasing each other and giving each other shit
>mainly about looks and physique (she slender as shit, kinda tall for a grill too)
>keeps telling me how I must not even lift I just go to the gym, hang around in the locker room and go home after 90 minutes
>still keeps touching my arms and shoulders all the time
>eventually gather my balls and ask her if she wants to see my "underdeveloped boy body"
>set a date, coffee, more teasing and dissing
>we end up fucking like rabbits in his brothers apartment

She has a boyfriend though so there's that. Learn to take a joke nigga, it might get you pussi.

>>35528683
>we end up fucking like rabbits in his brothers apartment
HIS

>>35528683
>his

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but it has now derailed the thread.

>>35528683
>banging in his brothers appartment
>his

welcome to /fit/

>>35528709
oh shit you got me he was ladyboy with sweet boipucci.

nah but even after a fucking BA in english studies I still fuck up my pronouns from time to time, i might be retarded

>>35528683
>his brothers appartment

Rip thread we hardly knew ye

>>35528709
>>35528717
>>35528719
Ah shit here we go

>>35528599
You have done terrible, those were shit test and you fucked badly

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>>35528683
>his brothers apartment
>his

>>35528683
>his
Never change /fit/

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That was a shit test, anon. Try to salvage it. Go balls to the wall and say: "I'm strong enough to pick you up and fuck you".
Dubs confirm this to be true.

are you an idiot OP

obviously you are above average so the talks about it all the time.
You don't have to look like zyzz to make women think you are stronk

>>35528650

rolling

>>35528683

>his

you absolute fucking faggot end yourself

>>35528794
this man is right

>>35528732
>BA in english studies

I done gots tha dugree

>>35528794
>>35528650

ROLL

IF DUBS OP MUST DELIVER

>>35528794
this

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>>35528683
>his

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>>35528794
RAWLIN'

>>35528868
FUCK DUBS

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>>35528709
>>35528717
>>35528719
>>35528738
>>35528747
>>35528784
>>35528785

>>35528599
Don't be a beta bitch helping that slut.
If she isn't sucking your cock, she isn't getting any of your time.

>>35528599
If dubs, you have to send a dick pic.

>>35528794
they see me rolling for this

>>35528794
Rolling

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If I don't get dubs right now I swear I'll

>>35528650
ill save the day

>>35528683
>his

Fuck that boy pussy

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>>35528683
>his

>>35528650
Checkum

>>35528683
>his appartment
I take it you are francophone?

If I get dubs now I'm gonna die

>>35528683
Don't worry brah, the Greeks were the pinnacle of Western civilization and they slayed boipucci on the regular. Just make sure you're giving and not receiving.

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>>35528683
>gender specific pronouns

that's where you fucked up
fixed:

>we end up fucking like rabbits in xyr brothers apartment

>>35528650
let me

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>>35528650

Check em boyz

>>35528650
i've got this

>>35528794

DUBS GET

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>>35528683
>His

>>35528794
Doubles

>>35528650
do it

If dubs I fuck everyone's mom.

>>35529444
WINRAR

>>35529444
WINRARRRR!

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>>35528683

hahahahaha, you're a fucking faggot man

>>35529444
winrar

>>35528794
roll

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>>35528683

>>35528650
do it you faggot

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>>35528683
>his

>>35528683
no homo, right?

>>35528683
>his
kek, did you shouted no homo after you slayed that boipuci anon?

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>>35528683
>his

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>>35528683

>his

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>>35528683
>His

>>35528599
stand up for yourself, man

tell that bitch you're not fucking scrawny

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>>35530957