Dear /fit/, I will be getting a blowjob for the first time this

you could masturbate before but to be honest it'll feel better if you don't.

Cum twice.

bring some ice and put them on your balls. i heard its what the vikings did to last longer when they were raping.

Right as you're cumming go balls deep and shoot your load right down the back of her throat.

>>35520881
This does sound like a good plan.

>>35520711
Why would you want to last longer getting head?

My problem is i last too long getting head, i feel bad for the girl, unless she just lets me fuck her face

>>35520901
Trust me, bro. It feels amazing and no mess afterwards.

Or you could just pull out and cum all over her hair. Bitches hates that, but the lulz are worth it.

>>35520918
>Why would you want to last longer getting head?
Because this is the first time I've ever gotten head ever. So I'd like it to last a little while at least, not 5 seconds.
>>35520934
I mean, she said she likes swallowing so you know.

>>35520965
Then in that case drink some pineapple juice right now and tomorrow, too.

And be sure to tell her to show you your cum in her mouth before she swallows.

Shit's tight, bro. Enjoy your first blowjob.

>>35520711
get cooked as fuck. it'll feel better and it'll take you way longer to bust

>>35520711
Just juzz in the girls mouth and say sorry you're good at that

>>35520934
you sound like a fellow-autist i know. by any chance are you half nigger

>>35520711

>I'm going to blow my load almost immediately.

i have good news for you

thats not how it works

>>35521055
>12 years old
>an actual complete fucking autist
choose one.

believe me mate this will not happen when your doodle is in her gob
you will last shamefully longer than you expected, frustratingly so
you will have the nerves b o y
you will not bust a crunchy nut as you expected

>>35521090
>>35521129
This is encouraging. Thank you brehs

>>35520711
It's a blowjob, not full on sex. You shouldn't be worried about how long you last. And as long as it isn't porn star tier amazing, you'll last a lot longer than you'd think - if you even cum at that.
Just enjoy it, coach her through what feels good and what doesnt and you'll be fine

>>35521137
try and feel it out breh otherwise you will go floppy
feel the s e n s a t i o n

>>35520711
>first time having sex
>last over 2 hours while actively trying to cum
Not sure if she was too loose or my dick is tiny or if I just don't have much sensibility. She tried sucking but all I felt was a mild tingling.

My guess is develop mild death grip.

>>35521152
Iktfb, same boat not too long ago
except I stopped mid coitus to give her the natty lickeroo and ended up going soft after an hour or so of systematically pounding it
>feelsmixedman

>>35521152
What is death grip, and what do you do to avoid it?

>>35521207
When you clamp down hard on your penis when you masturbate.

To avoid it just loosen your grip when you're yankin it.

>>35520711
I guarantee you will not blow your load. Hand to god

>>35521207
Death grips is a Sacramento based experimental hip hop group composed of MC Ride, Zach Hill (who you may know from Hella), and Flatlander.

>>35521207

Manhandling your meat hose.

>>35521152
>>35521194
>fucking 16 year olds
this is extremely common. it has to do with nerves and not cumming based on feel but based on image. stop watching porn

>>35521223
kek

>>35521233
you may be on to something here, sweet sweet promise
>tfw V card only slipped away at 18

>>35521233
>fucking 16 year olds
No we just don't talk too much about sex around here.
And I lost it at 18 anyway, was too shy to do it before that even when the opportunity presented itself.

>>35521233
>>35521273
Oh and
>nerves
No actually I have never felt much during sex, blowjobs, anything. To feel a bit more I needed to ram it at mach 10 or else it really, really was kinda meh.

>>35521221
I will hold you personally responsible if I do!

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