>tfw squats didnt train you on what to do when a girl gives

>tfw girl gave me her number and feel like puking

getting fit is a curse

>>35516630
>having a phone
fuckin normies

Call her in three days so she thinks you have a busy life. Ask her on a date. Done.

>>35516866
>not using a phone to track your calories, wait time, and fitness program

dyel

>>35516630
Hip drive

>>35516886
>not using a $10 digital watch and a notebook
>not permabulking
do u even gainz?

ok fit help me get laid

how is this for a txt

"hey going for drinks thursday; feel free to join ;)"

>>35516879
>Hey anon what have you been up to these past 3 days?
>*crickets*

>>35516966
That's homo breh.
'Eyy u wun sum fuk?' is better.

>>35516966
Alpha

You're in for sure

>>35516966
Never send out emojis or emoticons faggot. Leave all your gay facial expressions until your face to face with her.

I would call instead of texting.

>>35516966
That actually sounds pretty good.

send it m8

>>35516986
Meditation

>>35516986
Fukkin' bitches
ALPHA
L
P
H
A

>>35517001
>call
>2016

get out gramps

>>35516966
Would personally drop the emoticon, also it might be misinterpreted as a meeting of friendship

but I'm a kissless virgin so what do I know?

>>35517056
> not using a phone to call people

You fucking millennials are the worst.

>>35516966
Ask her if she's an archaeologist because you have a large bone for her to examine.
Pls respond.

>>35517057
"ey qt lets go on a date thursday and grab drinks and get totatoed yolo swag nigggggaaaaaaa ;) pps bring a condom"

bttr?

>>35516966
>'ey yo bitch (girls love that), u finna get blasted wit me on thurday? i eat booty, raw. if u not down its aight i can find anudda bitch.'
always talk normally in person though.

>>35517076
King Arthur her

>>35517077
Well shit mate, the way you say "im going for drinks" makes it sound like you;re going with a group.

Unless you're going for drinks alone... LMAO

>>35516966
dont forget if anything ill be making the sandwiches

"shiiieeeet u tryin 2 git wid yo boi???? ai dis how it b; 1st u cum 2 ma crib we get totaled den we go 2 ur place n fuck long dick style u down bb plz respond winky nigger smiley face devil smile"

>>35516966
where did you meet her? Usually you ask your friends and their gfs so that you can go out as 4 people, which takes pressure off the whole thing

>>35516966
How about
I'm going for drinks Thursday, you should join
No emoticons please

Niggas, all your problems talking to girls etc. are solved by just one thing: try to make her laugh.

Seriously, if you are able to make her laugh (not at you, of course), your chances have gone up a lot. Doing it and being able to pass the message that you are interested in her (or being in a situation that you can assume that, like talking to her at a party) can guarantee you success in 80% of your tries, trust me.


It's not that hard.

>>35517202
getting some chicken nuggies and she put her number in my bag

i didnt even talk to her desu senpai so she obviously soaking at my face

plus i dont have friends so...

>>35517226
It is when you're full autism mode with mental problems and body dysmorphia caused by /fit/

>>35516630
>smile, say "I'll hit you up"
>leave
>don't hit her up
>call her in a few days and ask her out
SHE gave YOU her number, you're already in bro.

>>35517056
>everyone txts these days
>a call will seem extra special because of this
Its like you don't even want to get a grill

>>35517236
>plus i dont have friends so...
ok, my guess is that if she didn't even speak to you and gave your her number she just wants to fuck

prep some condoms and call her for some netflix and chill right away, these bitches dont deserve dates anyways

>>35516879
This is the problem with the dating scene right here.

Call too early, you're a creep or desperate. Call too late, and she may think you are uninterested. Busy isn't normally the thought that comes to mind - its neglect and they know the rule. Just call whenever the fuck you want bro.

>dropped a fuck ton of weight over the past year
>down to 511, 100kg, jaw and chin starting to finally appear
>tfw post-wall 30 something year old from work flirting with me
>mentioned my muscles like 5 times last shift
>shit talking, but still friendly with me
>playfully hitting me
>saw me using snapchat
>asked to see my phone and added me
>tfw wanna touch her big tiddies
>tfw have zero experience with girls

s e n d a i d

>>35517302
how do?

all i said to her was "can i get some chicken and a mountain dew" and as soon as i come back home her numbers in my bag.

>>35517302
her note said i was super qt smiley face heart and that i should call her

what does she mean?

>>35517349
text her and ask her to netflix and chill

dont use condoms though that shit is gay

>>35517349
Do take your phone in your hand and insert her number, proceed to write "Hey, I'm the hot guy from the other day whom you gave your number in his bag, I'm taking a break from job, want to come to place and holla at me?"

Something along those lines, dont forget to fill your fridge with drinks and clean your toilet anon, it's of extreme importance for future fucks

>>35517396
i live in a dorm senpai so cant booze up.

>>35517402
no matter brah, prep some fresh drink like cold green tea if she's one of those holistic types of bitches, or cherry cola if shes a poor Paris Hilton type of bitch, something along these lines will do

if after a while she's in your room she's starting to give signs of dscomfort or being bored, do remember to throw a "so, we gon fuck or what?" in there

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>>35517460
fuck this sounds hard why cant girls just do all the work im too hot for this bullshit

>>35517485
god knows what he was thinking when he created women, we all just have to deal with their bullshit for a few decades. Now now anon, don't lose your hopes, persevering in the pursuit of pussy will prove itself to be desperate but necessary to the well being of your hard seeked mental health

>>35517518
cant i just txt her "hey bb lets fuq"

she obviously doesnt care about my personality

>>35516966
>hey going for drinks thursday, join me

fixed. thank me later nigga

>>35517536
that could work too, all girls are whores in the end. Hey bro just throw yourself out there, whatcha got to lose? You aint getting pussy now, so losing this one wont change things for worst

>>35517568
on second thought i fucking hate talking how can i just slyly tell her i wanna just hook up

>>35517226
Anybody can make her laugh, even her gay best friend. And honestly you should be a humorous nigga just generally in life anyway. The real key is the second part
>being able to pass the message that you are interested in her

that where most inexperienced dudes go wrong. The fail to make a move or display sexual intent. Gotta risk it for the bisquit

>>35517593
ehh the chances of just going from number to hook up with no inbetween are basically zero. She still at least wants to think you are a decent guy and preferably STD free, and to do so she has to at least get to know you a little or feel slightly invested.

Go for drinks, get tipsy (but not drunk enough to make an ass of yourself), talk about dumb shit due to lack of inhibitions, then try to hook up with her

>>35517642
senpai im socially retarded though

all i got going for me is my looks

>>35517656
>all i got going for me is my looks
that's all you need anon...the guys I know who hook up the most are the ones who care about the others the least, nearly socyopatic I'd say

>>35517568
does that sound like im going with friends though cuz i kinda always go out alone

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heres the note btw

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>>35516630
Take pictures of her

>>35517907
was she cute, pham?
was she high test?

since she sent u tht note, just txt her "wats up"

she respond "hey :)"

say "how ya doin tonight?"

if she respond with one word, make her seem autistic and wait a little bit. she approached u so she has to work for ur dick. wait like 40 mins later and say "....cool. im goin out drinks thursday. wanna come?"

>>35517956
yeah but doesnt that sound like im going with friends?

>>35517956
...cool ;) im dueling seto kaiba this thursday... are you ready to D-D-D-DUEL?!?

>>35517973
answer my first two questions if u want more advice, pham

>>35518019
prtty qt and yes high test had a nice ass desu senpai

>>35518032
ok good not wasting my time on some low test bich.

anyway yeah thats the point. when thursday comes around txt her something like "well looks my buddies bailed on me, so its going to b just us tonight" and bam free drunk pussy.

>>35518073
>oh uh i dont think i can make it!! Sorry :((

"hey! saw ur number in my "blank" bag; names "blank btw" i was going to get drinks this weekend feel free to join me!"

this good senpai? does it imply im going with friends?

im
probs
going
to
stand
her
up
desu
senpai

>>35518106
have some fucking confidence in urself bruh. she approached you. SHE wants to fuck YOU. lets try not to turn it the other way around no pity games.

in her eyes, u are definitely bf material, if not that then at least one stand shud be good. make sure u BREATHE when u guys go out (youll thank me for this bit when the time comes)

dont worry so much and youll do fine

>>35518145
>im going to pass on free pussy
nvm ur a faggot

>>35518194
just sent her the txt

pray 2 zyzz

>>35517342
Gonna be honest with you bro, your only shot is to own your inexperience and hope she's into turning you into her own fuckboy.

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>>35517568
This guy knows. Don't give them control. Be forward. Say stuff like "come out" or "join me". 10/10 advice anon

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>>35517907
>tfw this has never happened to you
>tfw it happened to some random autist who is unable to capitalize on it

>>35518860
this autist is going to nut all over her face tommorow

what is yo bitch ass doing?

Guys she just texted back to have sex.

How do I convince her that I wanna eat her booty?

>>35519599
I don't believe you.

>>35519599
s e t t i m e a n d p l a c e t e l l h e r t o c l e a n u p c u z u g o i n i n f a c e f i r s t u f e e l m e

>>35519338
Not telling lies on the internet

>>35516630

https://youtu.be/ZStZ-IQ6c9Q

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>>35518860
>tfw this has happened
>they're either terribly boring or crazy korean women

>>35516630

leave that bitch hanging keep her as your 3rd or 4th string QB option breh.

>not using those basic bitches at the gym as cum & dumps till you find top tier waifu with no daddy issues or tattoos

>>35517124
>Unless you're going for drinks alone... LMAO

KEK

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>>35516930
>permabulking
Found fatty in denial

>>35516966
Change the latter part to
"You wanna come?"
It's ambiguous that way.

>>35517312
>>35516630
you dont call anymore, you write via wattsapp

ask her how she is doing
write 1-2 per day, wait for her reply and answer ~ same speed she writes back
just show you are interested in her
texting speed will increase if she is interested
at some point ask for a date