Is this a mire?

>>35505449
really?

>>35505461
yes. I know, I'm autistic.

>>35505449
/fit/ in a nutshell

>>35505449
why would you not make eye contact?

>>35505548
I just feel awkward.

>>35505548
Also, I was completely alone, she could have done db curls somewhere else.

>>35505449
I think she might be plotting to take your life

>>35505644
As long as we have sex first

>>35505548
This. I'm not even that attractive and I always make eye contact. Why not?

>>35505772
I'm scared she won't reciprocate and will make an ugly face or something...

>>35505802
You shouldn't be afraid if your attractive. If you're ugly, I'm afraid I have some bad news...

I got a one
>At work
>Joking with platonic co worker like always
>She always talks about her bf
>She lives with him
>He looks like a dirty homeless mexican
>Whatever floats her boat
>Male worker busting my balls about my gainz
>Start pec popping at him
>Takes them a while to notice
>He starts laughing and walks away
>She giggles "youre duuummmb!!"
>Softly punches my chest twice

Is this a mire?

>>35505449
I'm a grubby hobo and i asked a woman twice my age if she was single in the produce section of a grocery store today

Anybody need some confidence?

>>35506200
I think so anon, but if she has a bf you're just gonna get yourself into trouble

>>35505449
Most likely coincidence. Or she just wanted the bench.

>>35506200
No.

Mire threads are probably the most cringeworthy shit on /fit/.
>guys, a girl looked at me and stood near me! did she want me? pls respond

>getting ready for bed
>forgot my clean shirt, have to come back to the bedroom shirtless
>girlfriend is doing homework, stops as soon as I come in the room and just starts oggling me
>beckons me over and starts kissing my chest, and then moves down to a blowjob
>we both end up naked and fucking our brains out

Yeah, I think that was a mire

>>35506229
what she say

>>35506200
Yes. Playfully punching/tickling is always flirting. I am grill so take my word for it. If we do not think you are cute we will not engage in physical contact.

a qt working at mcdonald's slighly graced my palm with her fingers while returning change, is this a mire?

a qt at the drive-thru told me to "have a good night" in a slighly suggestive manner, is this a mire?

a girl at a party asked if she could make me a drink, is this a mire?

a girl responded to my text, is this a mire?

a strange but hot girl walking past me on the street grabbed my ballsack like a bundle of grapes and whispered in my ear, "I want your body"

and I said, "where?"

she said, "inside of me"

I said, "I won't fit"

"just your hard penis"

"when?"

"ASAP"

I told her I was late for a dentist appointment. is this a mire?

>>35506464
so are you saying the girl in op's story was mirin or not?

>tfw fat fuck, 220lbs, down from a fuck ton more

>at work
>older (30 something, i'm 22) but still qt coworker with big ol titties working with me
>mentioned my muscles like 4 times today
>bum a smoke from her, she kinda shit talks me while we're out alone together
>for example, mention that we have the same lighter(that has orange/blue design on it), she calls me gay
>shrug and say that I don't care what my lighter looks like, because 99% of the time I use it is when I'm smoking weed at my house

>later
>she sees me snapchatting
>takes my phone and adds me

>later
>talking to another girl, telling her about a shitty customer
>olderqt is in the area, just out of earshot, says "what?", tell her not to worry about it cause I don't feel like repeating the story
>she playfully smacks my stomach with the back of her hand

b r e h s

this is completely new territory for me, I've been a fat fuck and a kv my whole life

wot do

>>35506561
smash that cougar pussy

>girl i havent talked to in 3 weeks texts me first
is this a mire lads im autism pls halelp


srs

>>35506685
what she txt

A grill laughed heartily at a retarded thing I said. It was like watching my past self that laughed at almost any stupid shit that came out of a female mouth
Does she want my d ?

>>35506713
she just started up a convo and we flirted around a little bit.

>>35507158
she either wants attention or wants the d. i'd say give her attention with your d

>>35506378
She said she was married

>>35507694
sounds awkward af