What's the most alpha way to dress at the gym?

Smoke some bath salts and show up naked, it takes 5+ cops to handle that mode.

Basketball shorts and a university t-shirt.

Nude obviously, you fucking faggot

>>35482151
plain t and pants

band shirt and sweatpants

Full three-piece dress suit

Shirt, tight panties, sandals and a lifting plug.

>>35482461
pissening

clean sweatpants and a t-shirt or a tank-top that fits if you're a guy

as little as possible if you're a fitgrill or cardiobunny, a huge tarp if you're not

A poncho. And lifting gloves

>>35482151
t-shirt and shorts (or pants, depending on weather)

>>35482151
Overalls. Just overalls.

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Like this

>>35482398
>this fag was serious

Hawaiian shirt, board shorts and flip flops.

>>35483500
That dudes skin tone is so strange, it looks like he's embalmed.

>>35484280
It's a symphom of being vegan