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>Skrillex would be amazed
I don't get it.

>>35474027
did you miss the "drop so hard?"

>>35474056
Not everyone listens to that garbage anon

You're a faggot

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>>35474027

You know because he drops the bass. Pic very much related.

>>35474090
>not having a basic comprehension of popular culture

>>35474090
you could have maybe said that in 2010 or something, but now it's ubiquitous.

>>35474056
I know Skrillex only because he's mentioned 4chan, I never heard his songs.

>>35474006
>"show me your abs!"
Sure thing, just show me your tits first.

>>35474091
He's got a fishing show or something?

>>35474006
I got laughed at when I mentioned it to a girl. I laughed too because I look DYEL as fuck.

I don't care, I'll be better sometime in the far future.

Just acknowledge you aren't there yet and show your gut. Who cares?

>>35474006
I never heard a girl say that, only
>take your shirt of!

and yes, if you aren't confident enough to do that, don't brag about working out

oh and a little story

>friends party
>some people I don't know
>talking to a girl
>we talk about working out
>she tells me 'yeah my boyfriend works out too but look at him'
>she points and her skinny manlet boyfriend and laughs
>he can see/hear it
>keep flirting with girl why the boyfriend looks at us from distance

>>35474006
i don't care that much about abs. rather hit my natty max strength first. if you wanna impress girls this bad you should just become a vegan

>>35474006

>Don't ask girls about routines.
>Don't call out bullshitters saying they can bench 3 plates. Makes you seem insecure
>Don't mention you do crossfit
>Don't mention the words self esteem, bodybuilding, Rich Piana, youtube, abs, roids, whey, creatine
>Don't say how much you can lift
>Don't get mad when someone accuses you of sterons
>Don't say you are stronger than him or him and him.
>Don't give form advice unless they ask
>Don't shit on people weaker than you
>Don't mention carbs either
>Don't say you are trying to gain weight/lose weight. Just say you are training for sport
>Don't say how much time you really spend at the gym
>Don't mention how long it took you to reach 5 plate deadlift. No on can relate
>Say you do SOME kind of sport to make it seem like you aren't just working out for vanity
>Don't ever do any posing, even as a joke.
>Don't shit on other peoples nasty food
>Don't shit on people unhealthy habits
>It's ok to say no to candy, cake and sweets, but not ALL THE FUCKING TIME you OCD nazi.
>Don't rant about your goal PL total
>Don't challenge the "I can't lose weight" mentality.

Should be about it...

>>35474006
Why would I mention it? They see it.

>>35474315
You just continue being you, anon. We're all gonna make it.

>>35474650
autism

>Don't joke about someones 1RM

>>35474650
+1

>>35474380
why do people on /fit/ tell these stories

all I'm getting from this is you talk to awful people