Confession times

I put laxative in gymbro's creatine every time he pisses me off.

i feel like im god when im the only guy doing deadlifts, and all the cardio machines and tricep/bicep/brocep machines are packed.

>>35472288
I once wanked it in a shower cubicle after a workout thinking about the sexy bitch in yoga pants walking on the treadmill.

>I haven't been to the gym in three days and will probably not go for a week because I have my thesis and an exam to hand in, otherwise I won't graduate
>spend time on 4chan because shit is boring

I'm not gonna make it.

>>35472288
>pretend me and my sister are dating when we go out places to make people jealous
>jack off at work last week someone was in the next stall
>regularly go to the gym when sick injured or other wise incapacitated because i never skip a single day
>coughed on the equipment today
OP's pic is a turbo dyel btw

>>35472288
haven't been to the gym since new year's eve. Time to kill myself.

>>35473080
turbo dyel but 20kg more than when i started u cheeky kunt

>preach nutritional advice to people, but don't actually follow it
>lie to normies about how much time i actually spend in the gym
>wow anon you got swole! How often do you work out?
>like once or twice a week
>really lift 6 times a week
>compliment someone back after they tell me I have big arms
>damn anon you have huge arms!
>come on man they're just genetics, but yoh have really round shoulders!
>when in all actuality I don't give a fuck about their shoulders
>have made physical gains, but not social
>secretly still autistic
>try to put on a good facade but once you know me I'm an autist
>patiently waiting for the moment I become that college douchebag with a hot girlfriend
>college is coming next year bois
>let's hope I make it

I skipped the gym friday and saturday and can't go today

I hate pulling exercises and sometimes just skip them

>>35473335
Anon we're the same, except I don't comment people back, I autistically smile and say "naw" or "yo- you too"

>>35473367
how can you hate pull day?!

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I walk around in a slow and heavy fashion, as if I was picrelated. It's extremely exagerated.

I'm only 5'11 210lbs though

>>35473902
Yes that's pretty heavy. You hambeast

>>35473068
I had 2 weeks to do an online course and I'm barely starting today, the deadline. We are aboard the same ship anon