After 351 days of strenuous wageslavery, each one punctuated

>>35464314
Would you like to meet my wife's son?

>>35464314
you only get two weeks? the fuck is that

>>35464314
Soft cardio bunny would NOT bang.

>>35464314
Hey bby wan sum fuk?

>>35464314
>Bonjour, how is the sun?

>>35464329


Was just thinking that. China?

>>35464314
>351 days
>worked out every day
>have the body

Nice try

>>35464334
Gets me everytime

hey mami, u sexy, can I get that numba?

>>35464314
Hey monkeyfeet, want suck my banana?

>>35464388
U channeling Johnny Bravo?

>>35464314
Hey miss, parlez vous frainces?

>>35464314
*Mumble* something something large bone*

Plz respond

Aye girl gon move that titty cover for me?

>>35464461
well you obviously don't

If you're in France like your picture suggests, you have 5 mandatory weeks of paid holidays a year

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LET ME SUCC DEM FRANKENTOES MA

>>35464314
Ew.

It has like no muscle mass fuck that lol.

>>35464526
Yeah.

If you're in Netherlands you can work full time on 4 days a week (9 hours a day).

The labour party over here wants to promote it though atm it sounds more like a fable instead of something that will happen soon. Some companies are already doing this though. It's better imo than 4 8 hour days 1 4 hour day.

You get 1 day off for every full time week by the way. We have about 10 holidays and like 25 days off (5 weeks total). You usually just use your free days when you plan a vacation or otherwise when the company is able to. For example some companies give everyone 2 weeks off when Christmass and then 3 weeks in summer at standard times. Often this is because the business is small and doens't function well if everyone is taking off days at regular intervals.

>>35464518
Que es porque Latinas son high test.

>>35464426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vEDp2lM1nE

>>35464314
>"SUCK MY BIG NIGGER DICK"

Works every time.

>>35464314

Pardon me miss, but I notice you're dry. I was just on my way to the bar, could I bring you something?

>>35464314
Bathing suit doesn't match/10 clearly retarded

>>35464314
I want to be that chair to feel your body. Would you like to get some massage? Princess like you can't denie.

>>35464314
what the fuck is going on with all the rust on the railings what the fuck sort of low rent resort is this?

she probably has AIDS

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>>35464314
>Sunbathing_woman_in_France_-01.jpg
>You have the body, but can you say something alpha in less than 10 seconds?

Bonjour, Mademoiselle. ALLAH ACKBA--- oh oh oh je plaisantais!

Je pensais que, cependant, à ce que nous tenons pour acquis que vous avez beaucoup de temps pour profiter de notre vie, jamais vous en pensez? Demain je dois quitter et de retourner au travail, et je suis désolé je vous ai rencontré seulement maintenant. Voulez-vous baiser?

>>35464937
hahahahaha so true

>>35464314
>Enjoying the sun?
Take it from there

>>35464388
Fast and the furious Tokyo drift

>>35464314
Hey baby, want to help me with my macros. Maybe later you and I can share a gallon of milk and 18 scoops while we watch some scoob.

>is this seat taken?
>no go ahead, nice tattoo by the way
>oh.... yea I got it right after boot camp
>oh my God that's so crazy!

It's literally that easy guys. Women are so stupid they've literally been programed by decades of Disney movies to love princes in military uniforms. If u got a set of dress blues somewhere in your closet you can slay pussy every night

>>35466225
>Enjoying the sun?
>Yes
>...
>...
>...
>Are you alright? Why are you just standing next to me?
>...
>Well?
>...
>...
>I drive

>>35464314
nothing because of those disgusting feet

Excuse me miss. You look like youre in great shape. Where can I find a gym around here.

I am a bodybuilder and I cannot miss another workout.

>>35464919
it's panties and a shirt draped over her

>>35467159
STOLEN VALOR!!

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WELCOME TO FUCKTOWN!

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>>35464701
>girl
>muscle mass

Can I borrow your towel?

>>35464407
Clear your throat, and with a strong clear voice say this exact line out loud

Heh, like I'd associate myself with some low test whore.

HAY BABY DO YOU WUN SUM FUCK!?

You have to shout and beat your chest so she knows that you're the ALPHA male.
Easy stuff boys

>>35464526
>>35464740
are u fucking serious? i fucking HATE america. what if you are in school and working a miminum wage job?

>>35468391

Most countries have mandatory paid vacation that works out to about three or four weeks per year plus separate sick days (although its usually scaled to match the hours worked if you're not working full time).

I don't, but that's because of a local quirk that allows trading it off for 25% extra per-hour for jobs that don't expect consistent employment.

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>>35464314
She was not as hot but the last time I got laid I literally just asked her if she wanted to sleepnwith me. Suprisingly she said yes

>>35464322
I spat my tea out.