"4 Phases of Veganism"

>niggerfaggot
wew lads the bantz is real

edgy

>>35463931

i thought the cocaine thing was a joke, but as the video progresses im actually no longer sure what to think

his pupils are dilated and hes struggling to talk by the end

is it so wrong to be a vegan just so I have a diet that is strictly animal hormone free?

milk has growth hormones naturally. Meat has the hormones the animal used to live inside of it.

I would just rather a body composition made up of only human hormones.

>>35463978
>only human hormones
If you have ever used any of the following
>Thermal printer paper
>Facial washes, synthetic shampoos or body washes
>A microwave
>Pills of any kind

You more than likely have synthetic hormones in your body, which is worse than animal hormones.

>>35464009
>pills of any kind
k

implying any of those things used as rarely as I used them compare to eating animal products every single day in terms of mg of hormones consumed.

>>35464043
You should wash your body everyday anon
Filthy boy

>>35464043
>http://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20111202/study-bpa-is-in-wide-variety-of-paper-products
>He found BPA levels in paper that were 100 to 1 million times higher than amounts detected in canned and packaged foods.
????

>>35463910
W H A T T H E F U C K

I legit think I know the guy at 3:14

>>35463978
>is it so wrong to be a vegan just so I have a diet that is strictly animal hormone free?

If it was just that, no one would have a problem with vegans. Or well, no one who isn't a complete asshat.

What annoys people about vegans is their constant holier-than-thou bullshit and that they never stop trying to convert you. It's like a fucking religion for them.

Is this what /fit/ looks like?

>>35464116

its gotta be said, they are actually pretty big

completely retarded, but big

>>35464146
I know

But they don't seem autistic enough to be on this site

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> MFW watching "Nigger faggot"

>>35464109
I have literally only ever brought it up when turning down a chocolate or something and the person is like whaaat why. I didnt even speak up when two coworkers were discussing veganism near me.

>>35464071
>Implying i eat paper
>implying the 2-10 pieces of paper I touch every week will transmit meaningful amounts through my fingertips

>>35464009
>synthetic shampoos
nah i like to get my natural shampoos from the fucking shampoo tree
all shampoos synthetic retard shampoo is not a naturally occuring element

>>35464179
>b8 meme pic
Theyre confirmed /fit/ probably /pol/ too

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I've been vegan for three years and I'm the healthiest I've ever been, thank you. Pic related.

>>35464207
>2015
>using shampjew
Literally why.
Unless you are a fat fuck you only need water to wash and deodorant during the day.

>>35464109
>bro hold me my dad just passed
>oh man I'm so sorry, maybe now is the time to turn vegan like me

>>35463910
this is really stupid and unfunny.

>>35463910
I ain't gonna lie, the guys has charisma and is funny, actually funny video well done OP

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>>35464241
>doesn't use shampoo but uses deodorant

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>>35464223
>i can live for 90 years and not eat meat or cheese
>i can live for 85 years and eat meat and cheese
hard choice faggot

>>35464223
what a fat cow

>>35464257
found the vegan

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e50-oMGODA

>>35464276
i eat 16oz of chicken a day. i'm just not a brain dead child who thinks over use of "bad" words is funny.

>>35464219
yeah, that's what I thought

>>35464267
>implying they are both necessary
>implying all deo is made from the same things

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>>35464241
>Unless you are a fat fuck you only need water to wash and deodorant during the day.

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>>35464284
>anything I dont think is funny is childish

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>>35464336
>acting like a retard and saying faggot over and over is funny

ok.

>>35463956
i think he's just getting drunk

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>>35464360
>jokes are not funny

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>>35464394
>that video had jokes

>>35463910
based as fuck

>>35463910
i like him. nice video

I can understand not liking VG or vegan individuals, but what problem could someone have with going vegan as a concept or lifestyle? I mean, even if you don't buy people's arguments to convince you to become vegan, what problem could someone possibly have with someone else becoming vegan?

If you have a problem with that, it can only be masking an insecurity.

>>35463978
>I would just rather a body composition made up of only human hormones.
Well I'm a fucking ANIMAL and ain't no vet!

>>35464424
>if its not funny to me it cant be funny to anyone

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>>35464594
>having a terribly underdeveloped sense of humor

>>35464424
>>35464394
>>35464360
>>35464284
What a fucking faggot you are, fuck off ya drongo cunt

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>>35464621
>faggot

>>35464647
yeah, i'm gay, and i call people like you faggots

>>35464577
Vegan diets are unhealthy, and they convince people to become vegans through lies.

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>>35463910
The video is not really funny, but i mired that dude's jawline hard.

>>35464577
Its literally that it brings forth inner concerns that their lifestyle might actually not be optimal to their health and rather than deal with it its easier to stick your fingers in your ears and shout lalalalala

The fact is, sterotypes of vegans being obnoxious has nothing to do with the actual vegan diet and its just a convinient way to disregard all facts of the diet.

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>>35464657
>if i keep saying faggot people will think i'm an adult

>>35464667
Vegan diets are perfectly fine. You are lying. Tell yourself the truth

>>35464677
This, 100%

Really reinforces the notion that most negativity comes from insecurity

>>35464735
>perfectly fine
what about the amino acid profiles and protein biological values doe

>>35464745
So it's not ideal for bodybuilding? What does that have to do with someone else's choice to be a vegan?

Again, you can have a problem with an individual vegan; there are shitty people in every group. But to have a problem with veganism is pathetic and transparently fearful

>>35464777
It has nothing to do really. I'm not the guy you were talking to, btw.

what is this meme shit

>>35464735
>Vegan diets are perfectly fine.
Prison food is also perfectly fine. In fact, you should eat less to save the planet. Stop unnecessarily burning precious calories by exercising, you monster.

>>35464009
>A microwave
I thought I'd join in and this is by far the best one.

>>35463910

Go shill your shit somwhere else

>>35464825
I eat a lot less than most people. And prison food is fine, apart from I think it's got meat.

and no, I won't stop exercising

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>>35463931

ROCK WILL NEVER DIE NIGGERFAGGOT

>>35464876
fuck off bald retard

are hoge twins really wife beaters?

>>35464872
>I won't stop exercising

Consuming more than you need for your survival is a special kind of evil, when there's so many people starving out there.
Muscles are totally worthless in 2016, anyways.

>>35465051
they're niggers

>>35463910
NEW KING OF /FIT/

>>35464241
And this is why you can't get a gf you freak.

At least the green goblin can form a coherent sentence.

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>>35464735
They make you live longer but want to die sooner, so it's kind of a big exercise in futility

>>35463910
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>>35463910
lol who da fuq cares about this??

the guy in op that made this video is a FAT FUCKING SHIT. just look lmao, no woman wants some dude like him

fatty fat that eats dead Animals

Maybe If He Became A Vegan He'd Get to a respectable level of body fat

Lmao.

>>35465494

2 0
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b i c e p s

lets see yours, bitchboi

>>35464271
Why would you drink babymilk? Even as a nonvegan I have to puke when I taste or smell it. So utterly disgusting.

>>35465494
he looks fine to me and probably has a better face than yours, which matters way more

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>>35464617
>having a "develpod humor"
I mean I've heard of acquired taste for music and food but you're just too pretentious anon.
How can I develop my humor anon??

>>35465463
green goblin doesn't speak 2 languages (this guy probably does)

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>>35464876
mafuggin mafuggin niggerfaggot*

>>35466435

do you laugh at fart jokes?

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This is very cringy. How he tries to say ''Not the good type of nigger''.

Lmao. No amount of test facial features and muscles will take the autismo away from you.

>>35463978
is it so wrong to eat animal protein just so the herbivores have a lot of plants to eat?

plants have herbicides, pesticides, and fertilizers all over them. Animals filter out these toxins that were sprayed on it.

I would just rather a body composition made up of only human hormones.

>>35466460
answer me anon please how can I develop humor as good as yours???