How do I lose 50 pounds in 10 minutes? go

cut off your legs

saw off a leg

FOUR MORE SCOOPS OF DNP!
COME ON!

cremation

5 grams of DNP.

I dumped 50 lbs in your mom, bro.

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>>35443112

>>35443123
Does DNP really work? What's the actual recommended daily dose for not dying and no ill effects, spare standard sweating like a cunt.

I don't know. Play a game of blackjack and bet 50 pounds on the outcome. GET IT?

>>35443134
teheeeeeehehehe

>>35443131
Kek, its a poison, so take a guess

>>35443131
DNP is the most effective compound for losing weight bar none. It's noted to increase animals metabolisms by up to 64%, a standard EC stack is about 12-15%.

You can complete 2-3 months of hard natty cutting in 2-3 weeks on DNP.

Most people run a 250mg cycle first to test their tolerance, and then most people move onto 500mg-750mg

Do NOT go past 1g a day or you WILL die.

DNP isn't dangerous as long as you keep yourself hydrated and manage your exhaustion. People go on about catteracts which was only recorded in a very few people in the 20's and 30's, all of them women.

requesting sticky for the noobs

>>35443163
just finished 1/2 of my cycle. 2 weeks on 2 weeks off 2 weeks on. went from 214 to 194 on 1500 cals a day. 600mg ED after 4 day tolerance assessment with 300mg. First cycle too. No idea why its so recommended for newbies to start at 250. seems minimal; just read up on your shit

>>35443112
Pipe bombs

>>35443112
Fucking gruesome jen selter tier weird ass on the left

But the right one hnnnng

Also, go to the chip shop and get enough deep fried flipperey friends with chopped fried potato longings to feed all the homeless in burnigingham, that'll take at least fifty quid

>>35443112
I usually visit your mom and she helps me unload, if you know what I mean.

>>35443163

by definition this is a dangerous drug

honestly if you take this shit you're confirmed sub 100 IQ not even joking.

nobody with even a modicum of intelligence would take an underground drug that can be over/under dosed literally every cap you take & the margin for helping you lose fat and killing you is so miniscule.

literally playing russian roulette with your life because you wanna be leaner.

you're legitimately more retarded than people who never come off a steroid cycle.

atleast don't breed, that's a request on behalf of our species u retard mong faggot.

>>35443822
>the margin for helping you lose fat and killing you

is like 400% or so

Stop fear mongering faggot.

>>35443822
>being this stupid
>being this mad

>>35443851

> taking drugs that can kill you so you can lose fat faster

> calling others idiots

pick one and only one my my fat friend.

>>35443840

LD50 of DNP is 1200mg

this guy just said to run a cycle of 250mg.

400% lmao.

cant stop laughing

this is the brain power of the average DNP user.

>>35443860
Think what you like. If you don't like it, don't use it?

>>35443860
> Eat 1x 250mg cap
No problem
> Eat 4x more
Probably dead
> Don't eat too much
Don't die

How is this difficult?

Why not just take a low dose of test-e instead of DNP. At least it actually does something (preserves muscle), unlike DNP which is no different than eating at a deficit as a natty.

>>35444041
Bullshit, you will lose nothing from test e. Cutting is not easyer in test e or faster.

>>35444041
Lol what the fuck? Please tell me you're a troll.

Test-e does absolutely nothing for cutting at all.

To mimic the same fat loss of DNP you would have to be running a deficit that would kill a normal human being

>>35443112
Big poop

>>35444130
You have to poop big to lose big

>>35443860

LD50 of DNP is 1200mg

this guy just said to run a cycle of 250mg.

that's 380% though

Cut your leg off

>>35443131
see >>35401759
Read the pastebin, do a fuckton of research.
I haven't decided if I'm going to do it yet, only thing holding me back is worried about having visible sides at work (eg, sweating through my shirt while in an office meeting).
If I do it I probably won't go above 250 to keep sides low.

>>35443199
Starting at 600 and ending up at 600 are different things. Also different dealers have different strengths, your 600 might not be somebody else's 600. I'm pretty sure people have died at 600, so don't take it lightly

>>35443112
Convert to kilograms...

>>35443860
baka desu senpai

>>35443112
Sever all your veins to bleed all the blood out of your body, while you cum 3 times to empty your balls, take a big nasty shit and piss the whole bladder out. After that commit japanese style sudoku and disembowel yourself.

>>35443112
>take knife
>make horizontal incision under your belly
>scoop out fat with an ice-cream scooper
>ta-da you are 50 lbs lighter

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>>35443115

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>>35443112

>Cut off a leg
>Tourniquet and cauterize
>wait another 6 minutes

>>35443112
drop the bass and let the bodies hit the floor

>>35448461
God, I've masturbated to this chick so many times. Something about her eager expression and mouthful of my perfect teeth just turns me the fuck on. I like to imagine this is the face she makes when she unzips my pants

>>35448477
is that that guy from /g/ wiki?

>>35443112
cut off your vagina OP

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1 gram of furosemide intravenous

>>35447095
>>35447095
semen does not come from your balls

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I think this is what you need OP

>>35450697
after i lose £50 on that, how do I lose 50 pounds with that

>>35443112
Give your weights to a random person in a subway

>>35444125
>knowing this little about hormones and how they affect your body

>>35443163
>It's noted to increase animals metabolisms by up to 64%, a standard EC stack is about 12-15%.
>comparing maximums to standards
That said DNP is still higher but the difference is more like a smidge under 2 fold if I remember some calcs what I done a while back when looking at maxes. That's not to be sniffed at mind but it's not as fantastic

>>35443115
>>35443118
>>35443126
lel