What's your New Years Resolution /fit/?

>>35423595
To move out of this hell hole that is my mother's house.

>>35423595
Bang that cute little elf

Vegan brah

>>35423595
Regain everything I sacrificed to make her happy. Find someone new.

Hit 500 DL milestone
Read every philosophy book I can get my hands on
Dress like Ryan fucking Gosling
Continue working on my pastel art
Pay off debt /save to move out

das it mane

>>35423595
make taytay my gf

change my personality enough to become a decent and likeable person

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>>35423595
This photo proves that women are just fucking ugly things. Look at the fucking difference between OPs makeup-free pic and this one.

Women are so fucking disgusting and FAKE

>>35423736
Wait OPs pic is a girl? I thought it was a twink? WTF boner lost

>>35423595
I never realized how mannish Taylor Swift was until I saw this pic.

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>>35423769
OPs pic is fucking taylor swift. she posted it from her goddamn twitter

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>>35423736
>One example proves it for all women

>>35423796
She'd make a good twink if it weren't for that fempussy between her legs. Shame

>>35423595
Get friends

>>35423652
>Dress like Ryan fucking Gosling

Step 1: don't be dyel
Step 2: buy literally any designer clothes that fit you
Step 3: wear the clothes

To say he has near unlimited resources and probably a personal stylist, he doesn't dress very well at all. It's basic as fuck. Better than the vast majority of men but his looks definitely carry him. If you were to try and imitate his look with cheaper clothes and worse looks, you probably wouldn't look anywhere near as good. Zac Efron is an example of a Hollywood celebrity with a good sense of style.

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>>35423853
You don't get to bring friends

>>35423847
>fempussy

I want off this ride.

>>35423595
To get Taylor Swift to pee on my wiener. I'm fucking convinced she's into that shit. Just gotta make it happen. I even have an extra day this year.

get shrekt

Why should I have a resolution for an arbitrary date, it's better to start now

>>35423595
> be more consistent on dieting
> be more consistent on working out
> be more consistent on working for university
> try nofap
> BANG MORE FUCKING SLOOTS

Hit 1/2/3/4

>tfw 1/1.5/3/3

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>>35423595
Stay true to no fap
Hit 1 pl8 on benchpress (don't judge pls)
Strengthen all lifts
Socialize more and gain more networks
Learn more about philosophy and history
End the loneliness

>>35423595

>get a job
>achieve my current goal body
>get her back :(

>>35425704

Not operationalized. Never gonna make it brah. Set SMART goals.

Become skeltal mode

>>35423595
Finally cut for longer than 1 month.
Finally see my abs after going from ham to skele to builtfat.
Learn Russian
Lose virginity (lol jk that's not happening)

>>35423595
I'm thinking about committing to 1 plate OHP.

>>35425731
okay then
> get my ass up and talk to girls in clubs

>>35425821

>girls in clubs

these arent the girls you want to meet, ever

>>35423903
lol at designer shit. the dude wears alternative apparel tees and altamont jeans and wolverine/red wing boots. none of those are designer. he throws in the odd designer piece every now and then but if youre fit and not ugly you can pull off his look. hes also known for not employing a stylist.

>>35423595

Find a place I can afford in NYC

Finally get my shit together and move out for good.

2x BW Deadlift

Am I gonna make it, brethren?

1pl8 ohp and then I'll quit this shit. Looking forward to swimming and martial arts.

Total over 1750lbs
Lose some weight
Get on roids
Get swole as fuck
Get insanely strong

>>35425918
In that order

>>35425828
Good point, prostitutes are far superior.

>>35425709
What does this mean, for the record?

>>35425967

but in general

why would anyone, ever, want to date a girl who grinds on random dudes or puts out easily?

hook up? ok. date? fuck no.

>>35423736
I actually prefer OP's Taylor picture.

>>35425971
1 pl8 ohp, 2 bench, 3 squat, 4 dead

>>35425721
>get her back
Not gonna make it brah. Begging for love is not going to make you happy.

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>>35426025
x1000
You don't need your ex to make it

Get a car
Get some goddamn social gains(go out of my house every once in a blue moon)
Tfw no gf

>>35425611
*sigh*

Jesus grandpa it isn't 1954 anymore, let me educate your out of the loop ass

There are two types of pussy

fempussy- Basically a big axe wound covered by dirty meat flaps

characteristics- smelly, ugly, confusing

Boipucci- A hole in a fuckboys tush

characteristics- clean, tight, easy to understand

140kg+ bench
1 handed chinup/pullup

>>35423595
lose virginity

>>35423736
>get so used to women wearing makeup you think it's "normal"
>wah women look bad without makeup

This is literally the reason so many people wear makeup, is because people will think they're ugly if they don't. Your part of the probem faggot.

>>35425716
>Hit 1 pl8 on benchpress
How long have you been lifting senpai?

>>35423595

>people hating on tay tay with no make up
>hating on tay tay at all

I will fight each and every one of you.

>>35427045

60 years isn't a long time, which makes this extent of degeneration all the more incredible.

>>35423595
Get as close as possible to 1/2/3/4

>>35423595
More Brave..
Dont think twice, just act.

>>35423608
>>35423633
>>35425790

Ma niggas

Get on with my weight loss without losing steam, it's going pretty well so far.

>>35427529
That's not a good goal anon.
You need to be specific, or you'll never know when you've reached it, or be satisfied when it's "good enough", but not what you wanted.

My goal is to hit 1/2/3/4, but I think I might hit that mid-year, around June.
My squat sucks (85kg), but I can bench 75kg, OHP 50kgs and DL 125kgs.

>>35427045
I love the new
>everybody's a faggot
meme
>it's the current year!

>get a decent body
>get a job or go to university
>keep gf
>>or find some who i can sleep with more than once every couple weeks

>>35423796
She isn't afraid of looking ridiculous I give her that.

lose virginity

27 years is enough

>Be studious
>Be an straight A student
>Be more flexible
>Healthier
>Stronger
>Smarter
>Learn a new language
>Learn to play an instrument
>Upgrade my wardrobe
>Look for other ways to groom
>Meet new people

>>35423595
not be a fat fuck

Disregard women
Acquire gains
Fuck a trap
>nein homo

I need to get my non-lifting shit together on a similar level of discipline

get my drivers license
Pass my subjects at university
Lose Weight
Become Strong

perhaps get a gf?

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>>35423595
She looks much better without makeup and not squinting like a chinaman

>>35423595
to stop eating boiled onions. swear to god i gained like 20 pounds of fat and got colon cancer from eating pounds of these fuckers weekly

>>35423736
you're just fucking retarded, op pic looks just as or more cute

to get my A.A.S. and finally transfer to a public city university after 10 years of going to community college.

>>35426001
>>35429567
This
Makeup obsessed babbies like >>35423736 are retarded

Ask Taylor to marry me

>>35429539
I hope you know she also has makeup on in that picture

>>35429604
Yeah, that's why I posted it. She looks better when her eyes are open and are not two black, soulless pits.

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>>35429604

Is it reasonable to go from a skinny DYEL to 1/2/3/4 in a year?

>>35429661
>>35429697
Oh got it
Carry on lads

>>35429728
fuck no but maybe it's definitely possible

>>35423642
Nice m8

>>35425709
I hope you make it brah

>>35429728

What's this 1/2/3/4 thing?

>>35423595
Create some OC for the next year

Damn I keep getting held back by short-sightedness for the past months.

>>35430012
1 plate OHP
2 plate Bench
3 plate squat
4 plate deadlift

I'm going to quit 4chan. I've wasted so much of my life here, and now I don't even really enjoy it. I just come here out of habit and shit post. I'm really going to work on kicking the habit.

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1/2/3/4

>>35430053
i hate the fucking plate meme

wish people just said their KG's.
so anyway, that means;

60kg OHP
100kg Bench
140kg squat
180kg deadlift

right?


also, my resolution is make sik gains!

>>35430053

Oh. Thanks.

That doesn't sound impressive. I could do that after a few months, and I look DYEL.

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>>35425716

Good luck on the 1pl8 bench.

2/3/4/5

>>35423595
Read more books.

145lb OHP
Swim a mile, and swim more in general
Read more, as much fiction as non-fiction
Art more, music and sculpture
Enjoy the company of others more (low on priorities desu)

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>>35423595
When will this tswift meme die.

Finish losing weight
Get over my binge eating problem
Start running
Join a real gym
Make some friends

I've never remembered a single new year's resolution that I've made by the end of the year.
That said I just started a new job and I haven't worked out in forever so I'm feeling it's time for a change. I think I'll cancel my gym membership that I haven't used in forever and finally get good at cardio. I have quality running shoes and there's sidewalks in my neighborhood. I'll figure it out.

>>35423595
>get out of $20,000 debt, or at least get it under control
> hit the gym 5/7 days per week
> find a way for my gf to be ok with the occasional threesome
> cut back on my LSD/Shrooms intake
>get under 12% bf (currently at like 15%)
> get back into regularly practicing my trumpet

do a sick nasty wheelie on my bike and then deadlift 500 lbs

>>35423642
>>35423642
yeah. like it. me too.

finally get a fucking job

>>35423736
>women are just fucking ugly things.

gtfo faggot

Try and dominate bootcamp when I leave on the 12th

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>>35430095
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

MAKE IT STOP

>go back to lifting and/or swimming
>learn to play the trumpet
>find a better job
>study more
>try to improve my self esteem and self control
>maybe get a gf

>read as many books as possible
>proper sleep schedule
>consistent with gym, eating and neck training
>stay on top of studies
>limit pointless Internet browsing
>no porn and fap no more than once a week
>look for more social opportunities

I'm going to buy a journal and track all these.

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>>35432731
>>read as many books as possible

>>35430120
>plate meme
why must everything be a may may now

>actually learn piano (taking lessons through uni, so being graded should motivate me)
>get visible abs again
>get job

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>>35432731
>read as many books as possible
>limit pointless internet browsing
>look for more social opportunities
See this is why new years resolutions don't work. Come February 1st how are you going to gauge if you have actually stuck with these resolutions.

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>Actually stick to my diet, I know I can and I've done it before
>not get side-tracked by school since I finished
>Save up some money at a hopefully full-time job
>Get down to 165, to a point I no longer have a roll of fat on my stomach
>Start lifting
>get huge
>get bitches
>jerk off to myself because I'm gonna be fackin' joocy brah

I can't wait. I've never not been overweight.

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>>35423736
>women look disgusting without makeup
Nice meme

>>35423736
You are gay

>>35432827
That pic is with makeup

If you think otherwise end urself

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L O S E
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V I R G I N I T Y
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Gain functional strength.
Be able to happily take my shirt off.
Stop aimless browsing/youtube background noise and instead learn a skill or read an article when that happens.
Fuck a qt boy or qt girl.
Actually respond when a qt talks to me.
Actually accept when literally offered dates
Instead of saying "ahah ah, err no I'm like busy, or next time maybe? Err nah I'm fine!" and then proceeding to jerkoff to anime boy versions of katanas and play video games till 3AM.

>>35426016
a 1 plate OHP isn't as much progress as a 4 plate deadlift, I'm at 3 plate dead lift and I can almost OHP 1 plate

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>>35432883
Yes it is faggot, you're not the epitome of a balanced lifter.
1/2/3/4 has been around since before you knew what a gym was

I'm 27 and I've never made a new years resolution, but this time I looked back at my life for the past year and realized I've been the most anti-social asshole imaginable.

I've been going to work and the gym and thats it. I haven't seen my friends pretty much at all all year, just gone for a pint once or twice. Haven't been there for them eventhough one friend went through some really rough times and shit. I'm lucky a few of my friends are still willing to talk to me.

So next year, I'll be there for my friends. Sorry guys.... I'm sorry.

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>>35432936
>sacrificing gains for friends

>Save 10k
>Clear credit card
>Get under 90kg
>Build actual shoulders
>3 plate bench
>260kg rack pull (6plate)
>Every cert work will pay for me to do

Read a minimum of 10 Novels

Complete a novice lifting routine

Save a minimum of $12,500.00 from my earnings

Complete 5 hobby projects

Learn how to swim, and how to tread water to pass the Battle Swim Test

Refrain from browsing pornography wherever applicable

Floss my teeth a minimum of 3 times each week

Teach myself the Clean & Press, Clean & Jerk, and the Power Snatch olympic weightlifting movements.

Meditate for at least 30 minutes, each week

Learn a language. Russian, perhaps?

>>35432679
I am >>35432480

if you need any pointers on the trumpet, lemme know

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>>35423595
>>35423796
>>35429539
Is lifting for T-Swift a common thing? My old gym partner told me that is why he started.
Pic related, saw someone wearing this at the gym today.

get qt.314gf

>>35432752
>>35432802
>read as many books as possible
Huh, I guess I meant always have novel on loan from the library and read during free time. 15 books would be great

>limit pointless Internet browsing
I usually wake up and browse the Internet for 2 hours before getting out of bed. It should be pretty straight forward to fix this.

>look for more social opportunities
Join clubs at university, don't decline invitations from acquaintances

I don't see how they are far fetched goals?

> Hit current strength goals ('intermediate' on exrx) by start of February
> Cut down to 170lb by friend's wedding at the end of April
> pay off car by June
> test for 1st degree black belt by end of year

Should be a good year. See y'all on the other side

>Graduate and get degree
>Lose virginity
>Lift lmao2pl8 (I know, it's not alot)
>Find cure for my gyno (most likely surgery)
>Go after dream of being an actor
>Find high school bully and punch him in the face

>>35427387
>>35425716
We all have our pace. As long as you improve.

>>35423736
>pic of a britbong without makeup
>GRLS R UGLY RITE GUIZ
no she's just british

>Learn Russian and French
>Lose weight
>Start lifting
>Get gf

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Stop talking to my ex girlfriend and letting her use me for sex.

>she cheated on me
>i bounce
>month later she asks for sex
>say no
>end up fucking her anyway
>end up going around hers and spending time with her
>she asks for money
>tell her to fuck off
>she asks for advice
>tell her to fuck off
>immediately apologize afterwards but say we shouldnt hang out anymore as I dont forgive her still
>she asks for sex
>say yes
>end up getting close again

I really just need to break off.

>>35432827
Cat's dead baby. Cat's dead.

To squat more than I bench.

>>35423633
>little

Built like a six foot twink

>>35433912
>taylor swift
>British

lmaotopkek

anyways i wouldn't smash taylor famiglia, it's like putting it in a washboard

>>35428236
>an straight A student

anon

>>35434494
He didn't say he had English as a first language, desu.

>>35423595
1. lose my virginity with a woman that I love.
2. continue gainz
3. find better job

Increase my lifts like this:
Bench 100kg -> 120kg
Squat 120kg -> 140kg
Deadlift 165kg -> 200kg
OHP 67.5kg -> 80 kg
Bodyweight 93kg ~15% bf -> 100kg 10-12% bf
Height 6'6" -> 6'6"

Does /fit/ think that goal is possible?

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>>35434485
I lost respect for her when she made 1989. Well not she actually. And got fired musicians that were with her since the beginning when they were playing in walmart. That's just fucking traitorous.

>>35434532
Go for it.

1. Establish consistency in terms of lifting, meditation & part time hobbies
2. Achieve a minimum A- year average

Gonna be tough brehs

>>35433111
It's a pretty autistic thing since Swift doesn't lift, nor does she date buff guys.

>>35434542
[source needed]

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>>35434567
star wars the force awakens

>>35423595
Bully 30 people by the end of next year
Get into a fight with 5 niggers win most
Add an inch to my arms to get 18
Quit drinking for a month
Wipe without blood on the tp
Get tested for hiv

>>35432480
How often do you take LSD/shrooms? Never heard of anybody doing them frequently, where do you trip?

>>35423736
>implying Op's pick isn't qt
She looks more fuckable with makeup, but without it she looks more cute.

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>>35434567
Look at those guys, search info about taylor swift's The Agency, then there's a thread on reddit with links to this spiky head guy's twitter. There's taylor's blog:
>Oh my god on August 18th I am gonna fly yes I wish that I was living in NYC so I could go there but not so. I am so curios about the songs and the name of the album but I learnt that Grant Mickelson and Caitlin aren't gonna be here anymore and I am so sad about that because I love Grant and Caitlin was the inspiration for me to playing violin. For me there is no longer The Agency. The Agency can't be without them. I wonder why they got fired. They were really great at their instruments. Who is gonna be Taylor's next fiddle player or maybe there's no need to play a violin on Album 5. If it is like that I think I will stop playing violin.
She's just a body of work now who's all right with her musicians and more important friends being fired. It's like all that shit with guns n roses or skid row all over again.

>squat 220kg
>bench 145kg
>deadlift 250kg
Currently 190/130/220

finally end it all

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>>35423595
>to continue lift
>to achieve GF

>>35433158
They aren't far fetched. The problem is that they aren't measurable and the objective isn't specific enough.

Look up how to set SMART goals.

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To keep laughing at all of you losers on /fit/ nowadays

>>35423595

My resolution is to keep being awesome desu. If I can be a bit more awesome, that's a plus.

>>35423736

>Implying men don't look like shit without combed hair and a shave.
>Implying Taylor isn't a natural beauty
>Implying the problem is anything but your shit social skills with women

>>35423595
To get a bf.

>>35423642
My nigga go for it

May zyzz be with you

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>>35434893
she is a natural beauty indeed.

>>35434865
Prove awesomeness or it didn't happen.

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>>35434893
>>Implying Taylor isn't a natural beauty

Keep it low test faggot

>>35434984

So salty

>>35434984
nice meme, fatty.

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leave this hellhole for good

I believe everything else will sort itself out then
I rememebr when I wasn't on the chon for 7 months... my happiest memories are mostly from that period

>>35434923
ayyy

>>35430053

>tfw always lift high reps so never got any high plate lifts

Deadlift is the only 4plate I have.

>>35435026
I bet you also find Cara Delevigne hot am I right. Obey what the media tells you to find hot

>>35435142
don't play with meme magic, fatty, and no, i don't find her attractive. i just don't like fat women. and women ib HIGH TEST threads all look like sows. if you find fat women attractive - well, that's your business. but i don't remember so manny pigfuckers here on fit before HIGH TEST meme.

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>>35435142
time to grow up eh?

Daily reminder that JASON GENOVA, Jason blaha, & Green Gains man have gfs. If you do not have a gf by now then you need professional help

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>>35435229
>fat women is high test

Kill yourself

>>35423595
1920x1200, breh

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>>35435229
Damn bro look at her she is so fucking hot. Look at those juicy boobs man and that nice ass. And don't forget those womanly hips. My testosteron is skyrocking holy shit.

>>35435302
so you only find attractive women which 4chan tells you to like amirite?

>>35435302
sour grapes up in this bitch

>>35435302
she looks like a trap, Nice

>>35435282
have you seen HT threads lately? literally fat pigs.

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>>35435353
she does indeed

I will do my best to regain 100% mobility of my left knee. Now it's about 50% thanks to an accident.

>>35435363
how do you make any gains with such low test?

>>35435376
I feel you. My two fingers are totally fucked up and i need to learn to play guitar again.

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>>35435372
pls go and stay go

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>>35435405

>>35435405
Thats KPOP levels of noass

Now that I can walk again I can finally join a gym.

Spent the last part of the year fixing my diet so now I can start exercising in the new year, albeit with a PT (but he used to be a pro bodybuilder). Don't want to get massive so it shouldn't be an impossible feat. Just want to look good naked, basically.

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>>35435405
so fit. hnnnng

>>35435418
u go gurl

>>35435384
i have a beard and a hairy ass.

>add 100 pounds to my deadlift
Pulled 460 for a triple two days ago

>Squat 450 pounds
375 for a triple

>actually get a respectable bencb
Lmao2pl8

>strict press 2pl8
At 175, currently

>hit 10% bf
At about 19-20% at 215, am 6'2"

>get a good job and ask my long term gf to marry me
We're all gonna make it.

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>>35435421
how many plates bruhs?

>>35435434
Thats hot, how big is your dick? no homo

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>>35435417
you manlets just find her ugly because deep down you know you wouldnt even be tall enough to kiss her

>>35423595
lose fat, improve general fitness
go into more parties, bars etc,
find a qt gf
stop losing phone chargers and headphones

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frog's a cute! A CUTE!!!

>>35435443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw

>>35423903
I'm from /fa/ and ooo how I'm laffin
If you want to look like Ryan Gosling literally just go to MFA on reddit, post a picture of yourself, and tell them you want to dress in casual menswear. Not even joking. You won't be /fa/ in the slightest, but you'll be more attractive to woman than anyone on effay ever will.

>>35435457
look at the tension and definition in those muscles

those plates made of cardboard'?

Get in a car accident and die

>>35432860
you're probably 17 or something who gives a fuck

>>35434532
those are some horrible lifts for your bodyweight bro

>>35423595
To take more or less drugs. The current level isn't good

>>35435945
Try to not hit anyone else while doing that, k thnxs

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>>35423642
Hey, me to! Happy new years anon. Ill have a drink for you tonight and hope we both achieve our resolution!

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Get a white girlfriend

Bench 225

>>35427764
>meme

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I SURVIVE.

>>35434893
>Implying the problem is anything but your shit social skills with women

The ugly truth, brother.

quit smoking for good

fuck these death sticks

>>35435755
by the looks of it each is 15kg, dunno.

No pizza
No liquor
Read a book unrelated to school for one hour a day
Never skip a workout

>>35436088
>spot the gains goblin

>>35423595
OHP @ 225 for 3 sets of 10
Bench @ 315 for 3 sets of 10
Squat @ 405 for 3 sets of 10
Deadlift @ 495 for 3 sets of 10

This is when I will have officially left humanity behind.

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>cut down on drinking
>move out
>go back to school
>bang 5 sloots
>deadlift 4pl8

>>35423595
having sex with a woman at least 6,5/10 unpaid.

>>35436088
I always played as the necropolis because the layout and units looked cooler

1/2/3/4 5rm with perfect form

I'm halfway there with crap form

Like a few other anons, my goal this year is 1/2/3/4.

I just started recently. I'm already pretty close on ohp and bench. I'm about halfway on DL. Squats, however, is going to be a long road - I'm not even up to 1pl8 yet.

>>35436888
What's going on with your squats brah?

>>35436741
>that ohp
LMAO

>>35430120

No. Some of us use lbs, some of us use kgs. A pl8 is a standard enough unit of measure that both sides of the pond understand what it means.

I can DL 2pl8. I can even stick some smaller ones on the end, so closer to 2.5 plates, but nobody cares about that. The only relevant comparison is that I'm not at 3pl8 yet.

>>35434542
>And got fired musicians that were with her since the beginning when they were playing in walmart.
A lot of people can't cut it tho. Alice Cooper managed ot with his guys and it worked, but then you get shit like Smashing Pumpkins where Billy Corgan ended up doing 3 roles because D'Arcy and Iha couldn't hit the standard needed.

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>>35432679
Finish losing weight (just 65lbs more to go)
Get into that college I like
Start looking more like this and less like the Pillsbury dough boy
Get at least one friend into fitness
Start dating someone cute

I actually managed to do my resolution last year, dropping 90lbs, so I'm pretty confidant I can get this stuff done. Here's hoping /fit/.

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>>35436058
>Get a white girlfriend
This to be honest. Or Jewish

>>35436956
GOD her farts must taste good bruv

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>>35436956
I honestly like her manface. Would have no problem sticking my tongue down her throat

>>35437145
those fucking hands, he could palm a basketball no problem

that's a bruh

>>35436956
She's so damn short though. 80kg too which she carries very well

Relearn math and algebra through the book of Baldor

>>35437235
I don't mean become like an exact replica. I just really admire her legs and ass. Also isn't she like 5'6?

>>35437235
>She's so damn short
She's 171cm

>>35423736
Your resolution should be sorting out your issues and hate of women that you seem to have

>>35433111
I don't know but I can tell you it's tragic and embarrassing for sure

>>35425988
You sound jealous bud. :)

>>35437259
Still would go freaky on DAT ass

>>35427610
Please don't kill yourself

>>35437320
I wasn't going to but thanks for caring!

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>>35437313
That's why I gotta have it bruh

>>35437145
I think I'd trust my dick in that mouth. The pleasure of my dick getting gnawd on

>>35436903
recovering from shoulder surgery brah

>>35437359

that bottom right lmao

>my DAD goes to your site and he saw my boobs THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME!! HE said they are only for him to see and for my future husband

tfw you will never buy your daughter new tits as long as she shows them to you whenever you like

>>35438062
Nigga it's fucking impossible

>>35438211
What are you talking about? im currently ohp 95lb dumbbells. need to get to 110's

>>35423595
not kill myself

>>35434501
Stop defending imbeciles, you imbecile.

get a female friend

i grew up with male levels of testosterone due to a genetic disorder and girls never want to be my friend because im too aggressive or something

>>35438308
>110lb dumbbell shoulder press 3x10
Post a video when you get there nigga that's crazy strength

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>>35438453
Pics. Right now.

>>35438460
I will friend. Like I said, I'm trying to leave humanity behind.

>>35438470
i dont really look like some weird male/female hybrid, but compared to a regular girl i have better gains, a bigger clit but not the /b/ tier kind like button sized, and way way way more body hair especially on the face.

>>35423595
actually get /fit/

>>35438516
Do you have a hot manface like Miesha Tate?

Vote for the Best Board of 2015

http://strawpoll.me/6415189

>>35438897
more like someone cut the face off a toddler and grafted it to an adult body

>>35438973
awww :(

Get back into lifting.
Study harder.
Publish a research article.
Forget about my ex and enjoy life.

We are all gonna make it bros.
Happy new year.

>>35423595
Not to commit seppuku

Get a driver's license.

>>35432802
Fuck books, except ones with facts in them. But internet browsing, fucking hell.

How many % of people reading this post spend way too much time browsing? I bet 100.

>>35435972
I'm 6'6". I barely have any muscle on my body at this weight and have to move the bar double the distance as you.

Start doing yoga

>>35423595
Pass my prelims and advance to candidacy.

120dpi.

And to make that same joke next year, hopefully with a better number.

>>35423595
1. Get back in the gym. Three days a week. Want to hit 4/3/2/1 by the end of the year.
2. Start running/hiking 3 days a week minimum. Be able to run a sub 7:00 mile and a sub 15:00 2 mile (not a runner so that might sound weird to runners)
3. Stop going home on the weekends (in University).
4. Get a research position.
5. Stop eating take-out every day.
6. Go to every club function. Go out every weekend.
7. Maintain good grooming standards. Clean shave, hair brushed, and haircuts regularly.
8. Finish my lit. backlog.
9. Learn Spanish, French, and Russian.
10. Learn SQL.

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I'm gonna go to the gym 3 times a week no matter what until next Dec 31.

90+ -> 80 kilo here I come

To be honest, family...
This isn't a NYR, but just a goal to start now into the new year.
I've been working on a triple album that I want to release for free. It's a mix of genres, not really tied to one kind of style. It incorporates leitmotifs across three themes in each disc.
The idea behind the album is to tell a story that is a reflection of my journey of understanding love, and my emotions regarding the state of relationships in the society I live in. I want to include with the album written material that goes with each piece of music. I also want to shoot or animate video material for the whole album. It's a massive endeavor for sure, and I make no guarantees to myself that this is even feasible for 2016, but lifting has helped me attain the discipline I have needed for so long.

And it doesn't even end there. To supersede this multimedia album project, I want to work on a documentary series that is more a less a compilation of interviews with normal everyday people about their relationship experience. This would ideally be a trilogy of documentaries, each corresponding to the themes of each part of the album.

Wish me luck, brehs. I don't really have happiness in my life right now, and I want the efforts of this to take me to new places and people.

We're all gonna make it.

>>35423595
Why is this tranny shilled so hard across all of 4Chan?

>>35441055
>2. Start running/hiking 3 days a week minimum. Be able to run a sub 7:00 mile and a sub 15:00 2 mile (not a runner so that might sound weird to runners)

That sounds fine but be aware that those are pretty fast times. If you are just starting to run this year those are tough goals.

>>35441588
I think I can do it by the end of the year. sub 7:00 isn't that fast for a year of training, not sure about the 2 mile time. I'm also pretty athletic (swam in high school and junior college) so I think if I try I can definitely do it.

>Get involved with the church
>Lose 30 pounds
>Lift 100kg in something other than deadlifts since that's easy

Don't actually know if I'll hit 100kg since I'll be cutting like a Tumblr-whore but the other two are easily done.

1) Gain respectable employment by mid - March
2) Relocate to either Denver or Austin (50/50 for me), but that hinges on the job offer
3) Pay off the debt I owe ($1,900 outstanding debt), although not much, just get it over with
4) Reach fitness goals, all of which are based on quantitative results, with a exercise regimen to reach them
5) Scale eBay business, and exploit different channels as well--Etsy and buy/sell/trade forums
6) Reach $15,000 minimum in emergency fund by December 1st, 2015 ($4,500 today)
7) Get more girls in bed, minimum one a month

>>35441635
What are your fitness goals?

I just have an easy one, but it's pretty gay.

I picked up learning the flute a few weeks ago, I want to continue with it and not give up.

>>35423595
pass the cpa

>>35441675
Are there any particular pieces you are trying to learn how to play or are you just committing to more practice? Is this your first instrument?

>>35423595
Stop procrastinating with regards to my work in uni, stop wasting my time daydreaming while looking out a window into the horizon

Need to lose 25kg of fat. down 15 from 140. Want to get under 100kg. And finish C25K.

work harder

>>35441700
No I played clarinet in middle school for like 3 years, though I always wanted to learn the flute or violin, I chose flute.

Not really anything specific, maybe some recognizable music.

I don't have a teacher or anything so I'm pretty happy with my progress of basically a little passed hot cross buns (about 6 notes in total and better lung capacity/technique)in a few weeks.

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>>35432731

>read as many books as possible

>>35441715
Do it brah. I believe in you.

>>35437346
Gluck mate. May that gains grant you a fine ass

>>35441778

thanks. all I gotta do to get there is cut out the energy drinks. I've hit a plateau at 120, but I just like V too much. Got off them for about 4 months last year but they pulled me back. C25K is pretty hard when you are this big though. I'll get there.

3kgs off body weight bench and abs would be nice

Pic related, every morning until I finish college and am good enough to get a coding job.
Everyday.
And fuck parties that go beyond 12 pm.
I never liked them tbqhmf

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>>35441883
Here the pic.
I rephrase again: fuck parties that go ubtil deep into the mornings.

>>35441895
ey I use that same app, it's pretty good.

>>35441900
Yeah. It's very good.
Just slept 2 cycles max and I feel relatively good.
Now I gotta sleep 2 hours earlier everyday until I pay my sleep debt away

>>35441912
What is the app? It looks like an alarm clock. Can you explain it to me?

>>35425753

Why russian? I wanna learn Russian too

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>>35441912
It is literally called sleep.
By following instructions, it measures your sleep cycle and wakes you up if you have a light sleep.
I slept no more than three hours, but I feel relatively good after bidding my host and his friends good night.

To be honest though, it is too cold to sleep, that's why I have such a high light sleep amount.

>>35441912
>tfw +25 minute deficit for a full year
>only wavers about 10 minutes

i have poor quality though, I could sleep for 10 hours and wouldn't feel great.

heh just looked it up, since I've used this app (about 3 years) I have a total deficit of -0:04.

>>35441925
Sleep for Android, it basically is an alarm clock, but you turn on "sleep tracking" and it records a whole bunch of data, movement mostly, but if you want it can record sounds like snoring, or play sounds for you.

when you wake up you press dismiss and it gives you an overview of how long you slept.

you can also set dismiss to a math problem or limit your snooze button.

>>35441945
Mine records like 1 REM sleep a night, I wonder if my phone is too far away from me.

>>35441948
Thanks. Looks interesting.

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>>35441945
>>35441965
I just chose one at random and they basically all look like this. It doesn't look right.

Start doing cardio

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1. Secure that job, and excel in it.
2. Still able to dedicate time for lift.
3. Kickstart my outdoor expedition.
4. Learn Russian.
5. Get a white girlfriend.
6. Make a small fortune in my side business.

In no particular order.

>>35423595
Gain 5-10 more kg in hopes of my body looking female.

>>35442285
Pics

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>>35442296
Already posted them a few days ago

>>35437359
> you will never have a dumb manipulative bitch that acts like this and you will never shame her to become your personal fuck and breeding toy in less than 5 years.

Man, my dick is now diamonds.
Guess I am a bit of a sadist.

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>>35442352
And the back

>>35442352
>>35442359
are you a female?
I know, I know, this is fit.
My hope's still up, though.
I know some women who look like that and I think it has its attractive perks.

>>35442359
you have a nice butt at least

>>35442359
Nom nom nice butt desu

>>35433111
I lift for swift, also you can buy this shirt on redbubble if you're looking for it

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>>35423595
>tfw she's not releasing an album this year

At least based Rog will.

Oh, yeah, and my resolution is to find a nice boy.

>>35423736
Iprefer OP much more.
I dunno, she looks more likeable.
In your pic, she's just hot.
Very strange to convey my feelings when I say that the elf is my waifu

>>35435961
25 yo

>>35442521
You're pathetic, mate

>>35423595
>that chin

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>>35423595
To be more determined and disciplined than ever before, 2015 was huge for me, 2016 will be even greater!

>>35433068
Don't teach yourself oly movements, trust me

Do it right, pay a coach for 2 sessions and grind out form, instead of backtracking later, you'll thank me

get a gf

>>35423595
I'm gonna get fucking shredded.

>learn2socialize
>get gf
>continue to increase in lifts 1/2/3/4 by March
>learn to dress better and facial care
last year I was a 4 but now i'm a 5 apparently so something's working.

>>35423595
after losing virginity, find out how to really quell the mysery.

>>35423595
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