>Romanian deadlift >not lifting dead Romanians

>Decline bench
>doing it anyway

>Playing with fire
>Still not burned

>skullcrushers
>not fracturing your skull on each rep

>burnout sets
>not lighting on fire

>deadlifts
>doing them while alive

>Humor
>Your one rep max

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>Superset
>its not even supper yet

>Squating ATG
>inside

>squats
>doesn't lock the owners out

>21s
>not doing them at a casino

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>russian twists
>taking my time though

>Calf raises
>not fostering the offspring of a cow from birth and caring for it throughout its upbringing

>rows
>bar goes up and down

>Deadlift
>Actually a push, not a pull

>tricep extensions
>arms still short

>Jefferson squats
>not the third president of the United States

>Cardio
>Bad for your heart

>Pullups
>not wearing diapers

>face pulls
>facial expression doesn't change

>Sissy Squats
> I take it in the ass

>pull-ups
> I'm a big kid now

>Arnold Press
>Not pressing Arnold Schwatzenegger over your head

>snatches
>not doing snatches

>good mornings
>not doing them immediately after you wake up

>functional strength
>doesn't actually have any function in modern society

>The Press
>not sucking Rips dick

>Curls
>still have straight hair

>jumping jacks
>name isn't jack

>Barbell flies
>No it doesn't

>Texas method
>Not being a closeted homosexual

>Dumbell Tricep kickbacks
>not kicking the dumbell to your training partner

>Cable pulls
>TV no longer gets any channels

>bench press
>not pressing the bench

Bicep curls
Remains straight

>>35418984
>posting on 4chan
>n>o>t>k>n>o>w>i>n>g>h>o>w>t>o>g>r>e>e>n>t>e>x>t

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>>35418752
...

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Threads like this are why ISIS wants to blow up the western world.

>Farmer carries
>Not lifting actual farmers

>>35419132
>farmer's walk
>running

>>35418752

there's always a retard ruining the fun

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>>35418664

Hungarian detected.

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>depressed
>still doing The Press

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>lunge
>ids only bredfast :DDDDDDDDDD

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>>35419652

FUG :DDDDDDD

Ebin xDDD

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>>35419652
>>35420038
>Not posting the superior meme
:DDDDdx

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>>35418901
Barbell flies?

>stretching
>manlet

>>35418707
LOL REKT

>>35419652
underrated

>>35420183
nice kc leg bear

>>35420183

Gondola was a mistake.

>ass to grass
>not bringing a barbell and squatting in a field