>that guy that doesn't shower at the gym

>That guy that doesn't let you touch his butt in the showers

Why even go?

>>35418170
this desu

>showering at the gym
If i wanted to surrounded by butt naked old men talking about their health issues id ask you what your 1 rep maxes are.

>the guy that showers at the gym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD9VZZpRgQ

YOUR HAND WILL COME NOWHERE NEAR MY ASS YOU FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>that guy that wears shoes when squatting

My gym is 50 meters away from my house and has no showers

>>35417996
My gym is only a short walk away from my house so I would much rather not shower there

>that guy that wears compression pants

>>35417996
why do u homos so concerned about whos naked in the locker rooms or not

> he doesn't let the boys at the fitness club take turns donating their cum to his waiting mouth for post workout protein.

faggot

>>35420112
this is gayer than going to the showers

>>35420882
Fuck you I like seeing my own ass in the mirror

>>35420112
I like it when other dudes admire my gains.

If they didn't like it they wouldn't be starting at my butt while I squat.

>>35417996
I dunno man, some bad memories
>Just started out lifting
>Changing in the locker room
>Hear someone behind me opening a locker
>look behind me
>get a full face of old man ass as a guy bends down to put his shorts on
>mfw I was in the locker room with a bunch of naked old men
I still have some problems going to that gym

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>That guy who pisses in the gym showers

>tfw kinda want to mire soft cocks

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>>35421235
>tfw I never shower at the gym but I always piss in the cabin

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>>35421235

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>showering in the gym

>not showering between heavy sets
absolutely disgusting

>>35417996
Depends if he changes back in to his regular clothes. Or leaves in his workout clothes

>>35417996
>That guy who spams an unfunny thread that aIways gets deIeted after everyone repoted it

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>>35421329
>not working out in the shower

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>>35421235
>that guy that pisses in the hottub post workout
That guy is me

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>that guy who rides the lat pulldown machine into the shower
>then just fucking leaves it there

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>>35421337

>>35421337
>power cleaning

>>35422743
for such an obvious pun, that got a laugh anyway

>>35421235
I piss in the sink, pissing in showers is for manlets. Also get to mire self during sweet bladder release.

>Cycle to gym with gym clothing on
>Do exercises
>Cycle back home
>Shower at home

Showering at home > showering at gym

poo poo

>>35417996
>that guy who thinks i should be standing around in another man's piss and phlegm

that guy is you. i go home and shower thanks.

>>35417996
Honestly I'd be more comfortable in a locker room full of gay men. Straighties are much bigger fags about locker room etiquette.

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>That guy who glances at other men's penises in the locker room

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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

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>that guy who yawns in between sets

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>that guy who messages you on grindr mid-workout

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>That guy who doesnt wear slippers in the shower

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>that guy who is 2 dumb 2 remember his routine so he brings an entire notebook with him to the gym

>>35419595
>that guy that doesn't wear sandals

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>>35425962
>that guy who doesn't freestyle his routines

>>35425962
Gotta stay organized muthafucka

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>that guy you arent sure he´s natty

>>35425657
I remember being a kid taking a shit and my dad coming out of the shower, looking at me and dropping his thick, meaty, man cock onto the sink. I tried to peel my eyes away as the steady stream of urine flowed out but I was trapped. I lifted my stony gaze to meet his and a soft smile grew om his face.

>That autistic guy who doesn't talk to anyone, has earphones in, squats in a hoodie and drinks 20l of water in between every set
Oh wait, that's me.

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>that guy who squats in the The Press rack

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>tfw always decide to shower at home then don't do it because I'm home and nobody can smell me anyway

>>35426309
wtf dont you feel dirty af?

>>35426150
b2reddit dyel

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>>35426332
Lick my quads, homo.

>>35420112
like he wears them with out shorts over them? lol...

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>>35426377
Time to start lifting dyel.

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>>35426385
y u so mean?

>>35426324
Not really, I shower every morning before work. I can't even smell the sweat on myself after a workout desu.

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>>35426399

>>35422743
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>>35426309

>Decide to shower home
>Forget and do it the next morning

A-at least I wash my face

Still banned, senpai?

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>that guy that refuses to play soggy waffle
Spotting homos is ez pz

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>>35426694
>tfw lose on purpose for the gains

>>35426377
>404 dick not found
Is aggressively calling others 'faggot' your way of compensating your lack of manliness?

>>35417996
That's me, it's because I live like 5 min away from gym and usually go there before work so it's more useful for me to go back, clean my self and change clothes.

>>35426741
I would think people in this sub would refrain from the childish manner of downvoting without a response. I'd prefer you guys give me your viewpoints as well if you're going to take the time to downvote my posts. It's that kind of behavior that keeps people like me from posting on here too much.

>>35426131
It's part of a grand tradition anon. One day you too must flop out your meaty member and piss in the sink in front of your son. I'm simply filling in where most fathers nowadays fail, if you don't traumatize your kids by taking a king dong alpha male sink piss in front of them then you're a bad father.

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>>35422743
It's so obvious, how have I never heard this before?