when you hold in a big shit and it feels good

no homo

>>35410855
it's not gay if it's poo

nothing better than squeezing a massive turd for glute gains

>>35410840

Cramps aren't pleasant.

>>35410840
>literally heaven

>>35410840
Iktf bro, closest I can get to gay sex and not crush my fragile anti gay ego my religious parents ingrained onto me

>>35410906
have you tried fingering your ass? no homo.

>>35410917
I had this flashlight that came with my cornflakes, it was pretty small, like a AAA battery plus half an inch in diameter. I stuck that up my ass and filmed it in the shower. It felt like pooping but I didn't know I was supposed to stimulate my prostate.

Now I'm in college and shitload of roommates and no locks and I can't risk trying again

>>35410976
>not asking your roombros to finger your ass

>>35411033
I actually get a lot of poon, I can't risk asking someone's and potentially losing it all. Plus half the people I live with are girls anyway

>>35411056
faggot

>>35410840
>when you hold in a big shit and it feels good
I thought I was the only one who did this.

Apparently it engages your pelvic floor which makes your erection super strong and longer lasting
>mfw doing this since child
>tfw it's true