>that guy who faps in between sets

God, I hate that guy. He thinks he's such a badass.

At least he doesn't yawn!

>that guy who doesnt

>That guy who drops his weights after every set and prowls around the gym like he's the lion king

anyone else ever had sex in the locker room/in public
>no homo

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>>35405621
>mfw I am that guy
>mfw I don't wash my hands after fapping
>mfw I smear my cum all over the equipment
>mfw I see someone touch the cum-stained dumbbells after me

>that guy who pops his cysts in between sets

>that manlet who always tries to give you a blowjob in the showers

>that guy who hoards dumbbells
>''are you using those?''
>''yes''

I'm going to the gym today and doing every single thing in this thread.

>>35405718
are you me?

>>35405750
Dare you to deliver.

>>35405621
I can't help it, my squat plug makes me really horny.

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That guy who takes his shirt off while lifting and starts playing with his nipples while singing "For the Longest Time"

>>35405621
I actually did this once

I had a raging hardon from a literal 10 who was prancing around my gym. Couldnt train or focus so I just snapped out a quick batch in the toilet.

>>35405945
A batch of what?

>>35405964
Knuckle children

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>>35405621
>not edging right before a set to raise testosterone levels
>not confirming erection before next big lift

>that guy who forgets to breath when he is benching

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>>35405669