Hi fit today i beat the shit out of my father because i found

soooo....you're 5'9" and a skinny faggot and your father is 6'6" and he bashed you...

>>>/b/

>tfw when your father is weaker than you

>>35398456
Post pics of body

File: DSC01209.jpg (437KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1200x1600px

>>35398513

>>35398510
>tfww when your father is weaker than you but you still jump when you hear him coming
Fucking dad power

Storytime pls

Sounds like he isn't your real Dad anyway. If he called your Mum a sluts he was probably right.

>>35398522
Pissening sloppy physique and genova you little bitch boy.

>>35398456
how tall is your mom? are you sure he's your real dad?

>>35398456
nice try, but she isn't going to have sex with you for that.
enjoy sonzone you white knight faggot. it won't be two days before you'll hear their loud make-up sex.

>>35398522
you're fat.
>>35398607
this

well, tell us all about it, idiot

you want to talk and we want to listen

File: 1434036968392.png (304KB, 901x769px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 901x769px

Guys I think "chated my mother" means "cheated on my mother" so the joke is that since OP and his father clearly are not related (see 6ft6 and 5ft9) then OP is silly for beating on his dad when his dad did exactly what his mom did.

Source: im professional at makin jokes

Guess what OP, you just became him.

>>35398656
Jumper cables

>>35398456
>6'6
>father is 5'9

He wasn't your real father anyway.

>>35398522
revolting

>>35398522

The "Alpha Wannabe Fag"

> being this fat
> stands sideways, because to afraid to show his chest
> bulking even if it's 2016, girls don't want a fucking centrosaurus but slim, nice guy with abs
> beats his own weak father
> no friends, tells his shitty stories on 4chan

what a fucking baby boy