I'm vegan but I eat meat

>>35397158
>I pretend to be retarded but Im actually one

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>>35397158

I'm a jew, I pretend not to like money but i love it really. pls hlp.

I'm not gay but my girlfriend has a very feminine penis

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>>35399444
Also, checkem'

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>>35397158
Kek´d, i do the same XD

>>35397158

I am an atheist, but I believe in god.

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>>35397158
Thats only reasonable way to be vegan I think :D

>>35401482
why did you post a picture of michael cera

>>35401482
>implying

Vegans are healthier than anyone else around

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I'm a troll but I don't shitpost

>>35397158
im straight but i wouldnt mind plowing a twink in the ass

life sure is crazy