Meanwhile on Ancient Rome /fit/...

num etiam tolis frater?

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>Tfw chest press two stone for new pr today
>Give thanks to the gods
>Hairy Germans beside me press 3 stone like it's nothing

Curse those barbarians.

>>35396253
>chest press

Do you know that is for women to have protrusion in the upper chest? Those barbarian Germanics don't understand the natural gender orders, of course their males will grow their pectorali as how breasts.

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>Lifting for strength
Stay plebeian.

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>tfw 6 inches soft

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>>35396139
>going to new gymnasium on the Via Scoobus
>first time there see qtIII.XIV doing gladius drills
>togarising.spqr
>about to go talk to her when Carthaginian savage puts his arm around her
>Never Forget Cannae
>Carthago delenda est

>>35396410
>be peasant in latium
>head to rome to see triumph
>galavant into cicero
>"a-apologies c-c-cicero...uhhh...."
>he turns to look at me
>grabbeth my hands and hits my own face with them
>"do tell, pleb, why you beat yourself?"
>"i...s-stop.."
>laughingpatricians.mosaic
>siggeringmagistrates.etruscanstylegravepainting
>chucklingpraetorians.mask
>boiled eggs and fish spill out of my sexy metal pants

>>35396410
>>35396522
Scio hunc affectum , fratrum

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Lel Caesar's army of manlets. 5'9 Celts are strongest warriors!

>tfw no gladiatorial slave gf

>>35396522
>quod affectum cum statura pusillus

>>35396554
>being approaching 4 cubits tall
>acquiring speed and functionality
lanklets, everybody

>>35396139
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>>35396410
>>35396522
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>>35396554
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>>35396591
same faggus

>>35396707
13/5/9/2

Quidve agis, niger?

>Breeding with slaves
Found the Betamus Maximus.

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"Caesar, my allegiance is to the Republic! TO DEMOCRACY!"

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>>35396410
>Carthaginian savage puts his arm around her

Toppus Kekkus.

>>35396139
>be me
>training in full armour suit
>gladiusgainz.jugpaint
>feeling spqr
>walk past Ludus on way home
>see super ripped gladiators training all every day
>tfw will never have gladiator body

Jupiter's cock to be probus familla

>Doing starting hopelite.
>Not doing a gladiator 3X5.
Guaranteed not gonna make it.

>>35396139

mirin your pilum

n-no h-hellas

>not doing Starting Legionary + Pound of Salami A Day

>>35396139

Looking at the thumbnail I thought it was a bunch of armored dudes in one of those teacup rides. Disney's Rome was about to look dope af

>>35396707
time to depart, sub saharan pleb

ITT: greek boy lovers

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>>35399954
> mw you don't do Marcus Rippletix's Starting Menhir with a sounder of boar a day
Not gonna make it

>Roman chair
>Unsuitable for my atrium

>49 BC
>Not crossing the Rubiconxf
>Not casting the die

Confirmed for never making it

>tfw you'll never be the tribunus

why should I even join the comitatenses legions

>>35399944
kek´d

Rome was in fact /fit/ as fuck
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
>My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

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Are the Christians right? Is our natty god a false idol?

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>>35401997

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100 gladiators with their weapons

vs.

1 of Hannibal's elefants

GO

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>>35396139

> mfw we get all the tight Anglo pussy

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>Not being born with superior Spartan genetics

Why live?

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"Go fuck thyself Pompey."

>>35404667

Et tu, shitposter?

What's the worst part about Christians in the Gym?

These fucking shitskins never let me sodomize them while lifting. It's like I'm a tourist in my own country.

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/fit/ throughout history

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"Hey guys. On my way to attack the Parthians. What could possibly go wrong?"

>>35396953
if you're not with me...

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>tfw 5 foot 8
>tfw you're a tall motherfucker for the time

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This thread...

>>35404813
Your son has a fine head for war, you should be proud

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ITT: nobody on /fit/ knows jackshit about Ancient Rome

>>35405030

Most of /fit/ knows jack shit about lifting too.

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Agreed.

Historian Gains here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_lHq5GHtM

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>>35396139
This thread is gold

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>>35404863

its treason then

>>35397398
Actually gladiators were fat kinda fat. They say the couple inches of fat was for protection against slashes and wounds. I believe this was on a Nova doc. Basically gladiators were a slightly fatter bearmode.

>>35405030

congrats, you took a classics course before you dropped out of community college

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>the year CIXVIof our Holy Empire
>not reading Euclid

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my mater exclaimed to the physician "what is most accurate measurement for weighing?"

Galen said "an aqueduct weighing test"
And just like that, my mater said "yes, when can my filii et filiae carnibus take it?"
and the physician said "today at the second hour of the sundial"

So, I didnt bother going to the thermae and so did my sister too, so i had to get into a special swiming robe(tight braccae.... Ugh)

My sister said " Can i pull my hair into a Tutulus?"

Galen said "no"
So my sister with her long blonde hair went underwater with VIII seconds and she must enjoyed it....but i didnt.

>at the local gymnasium
>feeling bolstered by incitamentum C-IV
>Approach the recumbo rack
>IV patella
>Scoffing at all the plebians observing
>Establish my new personal persigno
>Gymnasium prostitutas in admiration
>icarenot.mosaic
>Return to the villa to make offerings to the gods and liters of lac
>Making it

>>35405632
Thanks

>>35405805
10/10

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>>35405436
>>35405436
>the year XVII
>Not bulking on superior gladiator barley gruel

>>35400600
>that big
>that based
>heart still breaks over a little doggie

>>35396554
>blonds
>human
We should have exiled every Gaul to Germania the second we conquered them

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>cousin(XV) exclaims "pectoralis" et feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks me if i've been wrestling lions
>flex biceps brachii
>"O meus Deus"
>holds my arm as we walk along Via Sacra with her friend later that day
>touches my rectus abdominis at dinner
>"solidus"

>mfw

>>35396388
Kek