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Lifting Plugs

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Anyone using these? For those who do, do you use them every workout?
I only use mine when I'm planning to break a PR but I'm currently plateauing on my diddylift so I consider getting a new model.
Any recommendations?
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>>35392876
>Anyone using these?
6 days a week breh
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>>35392876
I dip my lifting plug in PWO before a particularly taxing set of diddlys
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>>35392887
Have you ever had one of those things break when inside?
feels pretty good actually
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Whats the best way to clean them? Mine always stinks after I take it out, how do I keep it from stinking up my gym bag?
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Mine comes in a week, im excited.
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>>35392923
Ass to mouth, bro
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what is this for? gymming for 5months never seen before
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>>35392985
nigga read the sticky
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>>35392985
Helps activate the glutes when doing diddies or squats
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>>35393010
>wasting money for le jew plug
>current year

I bet you use a belt and gloves too and swallow dozens of supplements.
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>>35392985

wait really? 5 months and you dont use a plug
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I am new to lifting (like 3 months in) and have been using it for squats and deads just to get used to it (even though I'm not lifting that heavy yet)
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>>35392876
Only for squats and dls
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>>35392876
Christ another plugtard thread. IT'S COMPLETELY UNCECESSARY

I get better glute activation from just wearing my lifting briefs
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>>35393045
Not him but you probably don't even lift, you're that guy who only goes on the treadmill and doesn't even keep up with meals. Back to tumblr, landwhale.
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>>35393095
> confirmed not to make it
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>>35393095
>not using lifting plug
bet you don't even DL 5 pl8s
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Is this to prevent secretion in moment of extreme intensity? I can see that being a problem for people who lift huge numbers
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>>35392985
it's people on a cambodian cup stacking technique appraisal imageboard pretending that they use butt plugs when they lift.
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>>35393095

why not both?
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>>35393139
tried to hard with the nouns there mate
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>>35393146
How's that flimsy piece of string going to hold it in place, anon.
I'm not insured for lifting plugs hitting people in the head.
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>>35393139
> doesn't use a lifting plug, thinks is a meme
> mfw
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>>35393151
sorry anon i'll keep that in mind next time so i don't disappoint you.
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>>35393125
I started using mine at 7 pl8 when I shit myself deadlifting, the intrabdominal pressure was only made worse by tensing myself into a belt, I didn't even feel it coming with all that exertion nor did I need to shit before hand.
I've had close calls squatting as well since that is the natural position of the intestinal tract and the colon is most comfortable at the bottom of the lift
say what you will but my numbers have gone up because I'm not afraid of shitting myself anymore, also the plug makes me feel alive.
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>>35393151
I prefer his writing over yours.
>to
What are you 5?
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>>35392876
>he even made up a filename

10/10 troll, this has high potential
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>>35392985
>he doesn't use a plug after lifting for 5 months
Sorry anon, looks like you aren't going to make it.
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Doesn't anyone else simply douche before lifting. Then you don't have to worry about shitting yourself, and you don't have to buy a plug

I'm surprised more pro lifters don't do this
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>>35392876

I do, but I'm having trouble finding one that fits a pocket egg. Anyone know where I can find one with a removable top? I don't want to keep cracking them in my pockets.
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>>35393186
>>35393151
rekt

>>35393125
i liked your nouns m8

why is /fit/ so homoerotic?
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>>35393199
>Obvious op is obvious
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>>35393228
It's not just about shitting, it's just a good feeling too
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>>35393186
>>35393230
>pointing out a typo and calling me a 5 year old
>rekt

pick one
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>>35393228
It's better to keep your bowels full when you lift. The pressure from the inside of your colon presses outward to your abs, so it helps to keep your core stabilized.
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>>35392985
As a person who has been lifting for 3 years squat plug was essential to build strength.
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Hey guys, how are your plugs? any pics?
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>>35393199
>has potential
>calls it out for being a troll in the thread destroying any potential
redditors leave now
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What the fuck? These are butt plugs and lava lamps. You guys are massive fucking faggots holy shit
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>>35392876
>>35393311

yeah sure here is my budget version i use at home

its a carrot a candom and some lube .. stuff i have at home anyway

can confirm it really improves the intensity of your lifts
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>>35393584
>that glute control to make sure it doesn't slip in or out
impressive bro
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>>35393584
misspelling condom really made this post great
thanks man
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>>35392876
I used to wear a lifting plug but only when I was still in the AA Crab Cock League (CCL). Didn't quite make it to the majors.
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>>35393311
I'd post mine but I had to finally throw it away yesterday, the base was starting to break off after 2.5 years of heavy use. Will probably invest in a nice metal one like in OP.
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>>35392876
Plugs are for filthy casuals and cardiobunnies. I had mine filled in with concrete and then sewn shut. No more loss of gains for me, it all stays inside me!
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>>35393651
I still have mine from when I was twelve, wooden model.
Somewhere in storage though
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I can't get mine to go in. :( It's too tight. Should I user a smaller plug or something? I think the bigger ones are cooler looking though so i definitely wanna get a big one. Does it just slide in for you guys? Any advice or tips?
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>>35393311
ask and you shall receive
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>>35393311
Here's mine. Only for use when lifting
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>>35393715

wanna be my gym friend

girl or bro .. i dont mind
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>>35393045

>he thinks he can do heavy squats and deadlifts without a plug

Enjoy never leaving 2pl8s
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>>35393723

wow i thought about buying a diamond/shiny one but then again i t hought its too flashy
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>>35393651
just ordered the njoy pure plug yesterday, can't wait

>>35393702
there are "trainer kits" that come with a small/med/large, work your way up, dont forget lube.
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>>35393757
>not having anal bling

You gotta have something down there to draw in the mirin's dingus. Apart from your sick glutes of course.
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>>35393702

If you are still too tight you might wanna use some lube to insert it in.
Just remember to clean the lube off with water (without removing the plug obviously), or it's gonna shoot out once you start squatting.
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>>35393757
It looks adorable when inside. Definitely buy one.

Also it helps with my deadlifts.
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>>35393114
Really.
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>>35393741
i'm a boy..

already have gym bros senpai
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>>35393584
Home gym masterrace prevails again

>>35393723
All dat flashy-flashy, I bet you wear dose spaghetti string wife beaters to the gym you ostentatious bastard
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>>35393790
post your glutes
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>>35393790
>/fit/ finds love
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>>35393801
Only bike shorts, so the plug outline can be seen.
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>not wearing a tail plug when lifting
It's like you don't want to unleash the beast.
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>>35393228
Na. Need the plug gains
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>b-but muh sexuality
People who don't use these are the real fags since they're so insecure about themselves. I even suck off my gym bro before we lift and have him insert the plug into me just cause I'm so secure in my masculinity. Faggots
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Why is /fit/ so gay
and why is it turning me on
no homo
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>>35392876

How are you bros hiding your plugs when you squat? Mine makes an outline on my shorts and people keep staring.
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>>35393871

>not embracing superiority
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>>35393228
>Douching before lifting
Just pourting your gains down the drain at that point bro

>>35393816
You really should invest in some shorts that support adjusting your plug mid-workout
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I definitely am stronger out of the hole (pun intended) when I wear these for squats.

Better glute activation.

I have one that screws off and I put my protein powder in it.
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>>35393865
cum is like pure gains juice that you get given to you by a bro, there is NOTHING gay about it
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>>35393881
Good idea. I'll buy a few pairs.
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>>35393228

Cleaning your ass makes no difference when it comes to prolapsing your rectum.
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>>35393835
I have a nine tailed one
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>>35393937
That's impossible, but I hope I am wrong because that sounds incredible
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>>35393937
fucking furries
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What the fuck /fit/
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>>35393171
Sounds like you aren't doing your kegels
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Do you guys actually use these or you guys just messing with people again?
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>>35394014
I posted a picture of mine earlier. It's shiny.
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>>35393449
He has to let everyone know that he gets the joke and wasn't fooled
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>>35394014
I think some people are just trolling, idk
I'm going to try it sometime though, might actually work
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>>35394014

stop this meme ... its ok to keep it secret by pretending its a meme but its gets annoying man

look at all the pics people post .. the thread speaks for itself
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>>35394014

You know you use one too, trappy.
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>>35394035
You got me
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>>35394025
>>35394033
>>35394034
>>35394035
I was sincerely asking out of curiosity.
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>>35394055
These glutes ain't joking.
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>>35393950
>Impossible
Not sure why you think it would be in any way difficult
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>>35394014
It's a real thing that usually covered up as a joke to shoo away people that are quick to judge people for using them. I'm glad to see this board is finally talking about them again though.
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>>35394065
Because I own one and two tails couldn't even fit.
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>>35392876

This is /fit/ in a nutshell.

I love it.
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>>35394072
Don't get too used to it - the influx of new years resolution newbies is gonna drown us in a million "beginner routine" threads

Not that I mind, I'm happy to help beginners, but sometimes I wanna talk about more advanced stuff like this
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>>35394170
Reddit pls go
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>>35394081
You don't stick 9 plugs in your ass
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>>35394217
I meant the tails. They must be small/thin/tiny or something
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>>35394035

That's not trappy.
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all these plebs using regular plugs and not inflatable ones, its basically an additional valsalva maneuver, i was able to add an additional 50lbs to my squat instantly while using one.
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>>35394170
Better go post about it on Reddit
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>>35393295
well, we all know you really plug something in your 3 slots

>tfw its not my beauty plug
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>>35393295
cheeki i want to let you know that I would really, really enjoying plowing you
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>>35394361
back the fuck up!
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>>35392876

how do you use this?
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>>35394381
its
>back the fuck off?
you dumbass
>>35394390
you put it inside the anus so the sphincter presses on it, the same way your core pushes against the belt.
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>>35394399

its not, because I will fuck up through your ass faggot
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>>35394420
you are going to fuck up(????) through my ass?
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>>35394420
>>35394436
children please get along
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>>35394436
thats right you little cunt, fight me irl naked on bed and see what happen

>>35394441
whats color is your plug lad
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>>35394361
unlesss your black dont even bother cheekie loves the BBC (big black cock) :,(
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>>35394456
where are you from faggot ill fuck you up
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>>35394458
is this true? it isnt right
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>>35393584

The one above it's your final goal, right? How many plates'll you use?
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Looked up lifting plug and found this. Not sure how to get it into my ass.
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>>35394483
yes ;_;
i just want asian waifu who lifts and doesnt suck BBC (big black cock)
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>>35394361
what does cheekie look like?
sounds like everyone but me knows ;-;
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>>35394527
that's an intermediate one breh your anus isn't swole enough for that one yet
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>>35394081
He means 1 plug with 9 tails on it you fucking retard
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>>35394458
>mfw argentinian
YES
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>>35394582
No shit. Two tails can't even fit on one plug, let alone 9.
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>>35394542

Don't forget that if you're obese, you're more likely to get a prolapse. New year's resolutioners should first be outfitted with a plug before even joining a gym.

Sauce:
Obesity

Obesity may cause a rectal prolapse to occur. Continual pressure on the rectum caused by the actual pressure of a large amount of weight will cause the rectum to protrude. Losing weight will help avoid this problem. An obese person who continually strains to have a bowel movement has a significant chance of experiencing a rectal prolapse. During streneous physical effort like squatting or lifting weight, a special anal plug to avoid prolapse should be used. Consult your primary care provider or the girl at the gym if you have questions.
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>>35394562
asian with a fat asian head and nice muscled ass, had nudes but i got banned for posting once
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>>35394618
i-is it a boy or a girl
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>>35394618
I just want to see some nice roid clit.
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>>35394606
Its literally 1 tail wih huge root that splits in 9 holy shit nig DYEP???
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>>35393788
>dem gifs

Holy fucking kek I forgot about the natty walk. Pls post the rest.
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I thought this was common knowledge? I got mine at planet fitness. They have cute ones for the Christian house wives too.
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>>35394014
I actually use it.

When pressed against my prostate my body releases more test so I can maximize gains
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>>35394618
can you post to imgur and link?
>tfw you will never suck on 3-inch egg roll clit
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>>35394608

Ugh, I hate the resolutioners who overdo it on their first day.
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>>35394671
tf is real :(
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>>35394618
I M G U R
M
G
U
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>>35394641
Post a pic nigga
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This is 100% homo and has 0 relation to fitness whatsoever as its about sexual pleasure not working out (inb4its both because you're doing it in the gym)
Take your degenerate shit to /lgbt/
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>>35394689
>0 relation to fitness whatsoever
>0 relation
>0

given that a plug increases intra abdominal pressure

and:
https://scholar.google.ca/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0,5&q=intra+abdominal+pressure+weight+lifting

come again?
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>>35394671
Im on phone will post in 2-3 hrs when I get home if I didnt delete it and if thread doesnt die
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this is the only reason i go to the gym.
>tfw having a vibrating one that massages my prostate
>tfw doing squats while vibrating
>tfw cumming in my pants while looking at girls bending over in see through yoga pants.
I don't even put much weight on the bars. I used to squat around 350 but ever since i got this thing I just put 25s on the bar and basically masturbate to qt pies. I wish there was some kind of device to jerk my dick under my pants while getting ass fucked by my plug at the gym.
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>>35394720
thanks its a christmas miracle
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>>35394689
uh oh, degeneracy detected!

better call the /pol/ice!
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How firm do you bros like your lifting plugs? I personally prefer the extra firm ones.
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>>35394979
Stainless steel only here
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>>35394979

I like mine out of soft silicone, shaped like a fat woman. Pic related.
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>>35393584
>>35393715
>>35393723
I'm legit actually thinking of getting one for ass play, any you would recommend?
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>>35395120
get a "trainer kit" , comes with like small/med/large , and i'd recommend a prostate messager like from "aneros" or a cheaper knock off with similar design.

something like this
http://www.pinkcherry.ca/5-male-p-spot-massager-in-black
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>>35395120
Steel actually is the best for long term use, but trainers are pretty good too. The one I have >>35393723 really is comfortable
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>>35395190
>>35395238
thanks bros i'll look into it. whats a 'trainer' btw?
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>>35395305
trainers are usually smaller/entry level plugs

something like this is good, cheap and lets you try out different sizes.

http://www.pinkcherry.ca/colt-anal-trainer-kit

steel plugs, like stuff from njoy are highly praised, some people really like glass, vibrating ones, world of choices. God speed anon
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>>35395360
>>35395305
>>35395190
>>35395120
>>35395238
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>not using a vibrating squat plug to increase the core activation

>making it

pick one
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>>35395476

http://store.mystim.com/b2c_en/estim/buttplugs/giant-john.html
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>>35395120
>>35395190
>>35395238
>>35395305
>>35395360

thanks bros im gonna order one aswell

im actually interested into getting a P-Spot orgasm for so long ... i need to make it happen somehow
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>>35395593

That looks incredible... if the euro wasn't so expensive around here I'd certainly cop it. kek

I do prefer squat plugs with a thicker final part, though.
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>>35395120
Degenerate faggot, you make a mockery of lifting equipment.
Outlaw gays!
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How do you keep people from noticing the plug when you squat? It kind of...pokes out...or makes a silhouette at the very least!
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>>35394720
Anon its been 2 hours and 5 minutes
hurry up
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>>35395891

I wear gym skorts (shorts underneath the skirt), so it's not noticeable at all.
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>>35395891
>what the fuck are you looking back there for, you some kind of faggot?
end of conversation if anyone says anything
it's really not noticeable though
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>>35395891
not noticeable unless you are wearing spandex
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How do you keep your plugs from getting stuck inside?
I'm getting sick of going to the ER every now and then.
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>>35395858
righto mate
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>>35396063
get ur boyfriend to suck it out
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>>35395476
pics
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>>35395793
no worries bro, i've been looking into it for a while as well! keen to try!
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>>35393584
what happens when the carrot goes too far up your ass and disappears...that happened tome one time with a gluestick and sweatergawd it was the scariest experience of my life
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>>35396214
Were you able to get it out or did you have to go to the ER. I'm curious
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DESU I'm surprised it's taken this long to go maintstream.

Back in the day it was only really hardcore lifters who would use it, and then only in competition. But obviously, once Simmons start to recommend it for the 'time under tension' rule, we all started it.

Obviously there were loads of jokes back then. This is 97/98. Anyway, once you get over it you will literally never go back. I found that within a month I was high bar squatting my leg press weight. I can't remember what it was, its so long ago now, but that was pretty huge!

I don't even think about it now. It's just part of the gear I use when training. Sure it's not raw but it's like chalk, I fucking wouldn't lift without it.

Squats are the obvious lifts to use it. But DLs, especially Sumo DL with out pointing toes are great too. Not so much in the first phase but for dat dere lock out the plug is solid.

I've heard some guys in westside alternate between a soft plug that you 'bite down on' (for various phases of the squat, most people it's in the bottom, but it can help various elements) and a heavy metal one. When you bring the 'biting' tension onto the solid one you're lifts go through the room (apparently, I've never been able to afford on).

For you younger guys who might be embarassed, here's the thing, you don't need to use like a fucking butt plug like a gay guy might, you're using a 'plug'. It's merely a peice of sports training equipment. Anything of the apropriate size and hardness will do.

Try it out at home (I remember being embarassed back in the day, and the day after trying it the amount of shit talking that went on, but then big Louis would come in and practically sink his heels into the floor he was squatting with such force, and we all STFU&PTFU - shut the fuck up and plugged the fuck up!).

Happy to give more advice but please don't gay the whole place up.
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>>35395360
do you keep constant pressure on your prostate? or would you recommend any other movement?
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>>35393139
your nouns were more than satisfactory anon
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>>35393584
>1000waystodie.jpeg
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>>35394618
>>35394720
did u died anon? :,(
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>>35396324
Still waiting as well
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>>35395066
That's gotta be cold as fuck when you first put it in desu
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>>35395238
>Steel
>tfw you accidentally trip up metal detectors at a cutlery shop
>"sir, please remove any metallic objects in your possession"
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>>35396450
just tell them you have a metal implant
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>>35392923
put it in bleach bro
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>>35396433
It actually retains heat well. Unless you run it under cold water, there shouldn't be an issue.

>>35396450
I've never worn it through a metal detector. Though I do wear it often, including now (may or may not be post workout)
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>>35396641
Yeah I'm wearing it right now as well. It's becoming such an indispensable tool in my fitness lifestyle that I feel empty without it.
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>>35396641
How about airport security? Ever make them awkwardly frisk you?
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>>35396684
jokes on them whey they try the full cavity search
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>>35396684
I don't wear it 24/7 or in a place I would need to be searched anyway. And I haven't been on a plane in a long time.
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>>35393931
I'd like to point out as a long-time user of plugs (both for lifting and recreation) that using a plug safely, in the long term, reduces your chances for issues with your sphincter dramatically.
The only people that prolapse themselves are the ones that don't use enough protein-fortified gel before inserting it.
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>>35396241
I managed to get it out, i'll never put an object that small up my bum again
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>>35396694
>sir why are you wearing a butt plug
>"i'its-s m'my flying pl-plug
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>>35392923
Icy hot brings out the shine and stops you know what from sticking.
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Best way to clean ur ass?
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>>35396790
I just use a waterbottle and squirt some up there
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>>35396790
Shove your showerhead all the way up there with minimal amount of soap
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>>35396790
I've heard of special cleaning products for plungers. Can't remember where but I know it exists
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>>35396790

these enema/wash things u can buy

like a professional
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>>35396790
buy a reusable enema thing
It's like a turkey baster but made of stuff that doesn't allow bacteria colonies to grow easily
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>>35396251

Yeah guys, just stick something random up your ass. Trust us, it'll work.
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>>35397304
>something random
These things are specifically engineered to go in your butt
Nobody is telling you to shove a plunger handle in your ass, anon
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I want to try using a sharpie tomorrow, it is a good idea? What positions are best? Will it get sucked up into my butt?

Also am I still strsight after i do this?
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>>35397423
don't use a sharpie, it's A) not big enough and B) likely to end up in your colon
There is nothing more embarrassing that could ever happen in your entire life than going to the ER with a pen in your ass
just drop 10 bucks on an actual thing. Here, I will legitimately help you even though none of you deserve this:
http://www.adameve.com/
If you use the code "onions" on this site you get 50% off what you order and free shipping
The code doesn't expire, you can use it infinitely, and there's no minimum purchase bullshit
I've been using this for years, you're welcome
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>>35394772
>>35395900
>>35396324
>>35396399
>>35394361
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>>35397459
I can't really buy a toy atm... what would be the best household object to use?
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>>35397490
It's literally, LITERALLY ten bucks
I was able to save up ten bucks for one in middle school, you can scrounge together a tenner anon
Don't use household stuff, you'll either get an infection or get an object stuck in your ass
It happens all the time, man
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>>35397514
I don't want something like that getting found by my roomates in the mail, or worse, my parents.
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>>35392887
aye thats a fuckin lava lamp bro
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>>35397528
I just walked into a store and bought it. Fora starter get a smaller one, it's cheaper and will be more comfortable.
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>>35397528
It comes in discreet packaging
If you're really so antsy, just watch for the delivery bro and get the package yourself
I was worried about the same shit but my parents never found out
Or fuck, just buy one in a store
I refuse to believe you don't have sex shops near you
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>>35394170
Back to reddit with ye
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1. I do not see how inserting an object into your ass would increase lifts.
2. I do not see how or why a straight man would do this unless he is in fact gay.
3. You're all gay.
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>>35397474
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35397474
Love you Cheeki
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>>35392876
>Itt: a bunch of reddit yards who think lifting plugs are funny

Ok how can I prove to you guys that they aren't a meme? Have you people NEVER heard of lifting induced prolapse? Look it up and you'll see why lifting plugs are no joke. Not to mention the risk of shitting yourself.
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>>35397568
>I do not see how or why a straight man would do this
It feels good, this is a fact
your biggest pleasure spot is in your butt, bro
If you're not taking advantage of it, you're not taking advantage of your body's full potential
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>>35397588
if you need to plug your ass like a bear going into hibernation prior to a lift just to prevent yourself from prolapsing or shooting ass garbage all over the goddamn lifting facility- You do not belong there. Stay home.
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>>35397595
I could unravel all of the possible potentials of my life and be in constant bliss- but I would spiral down into a state of unbecoming. I would no longer be man, I would become an ape. Some "potentials" remain untapped, since it is detrimental to existence itself.
>>
>>35392887
Does your body illuminate when the lights go off?
>>
>>35397568

>1. I do not see how inserting an object into your ass would increase lifts.

You are just a weak faggot.
Once you start lifting over 3 pl8s you will see that a squat plug is very important to prevent prolaps and to help increase the intra-abdominal pressure.
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>>35397601
Ok let's do a quick experiment, hold your breath and use it to try and "push" into your abdomen like you would during a heavy squat. Feel your intestines? Now imagine the forcenter you might exert doing an 800 pound squat.
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>>35397687
*force not forcenter

And you don't feel this pushings effects until it's too late during an actual squat because your mind is so focused in the lift. Also I'm not saying everyone needs a plug, but for people who are going to be routinely squatting over 600 it'd better to be safe than to take a gamble on shitting out your intestines.
>>
>>35397568
At this point you might just have to try it yourself to discover the true potential of it. It does sound gimmicky and it's hard to believe it, but it did work for myself.
>>35397579
>>35397586
love you too
>>
>>35397631
It sounds to me like you're just scared of somebody calling you gay
Well it's too late because you're already a huge faggot, anon
>>
>not having a lifting prostate massager for max activation
not gonna make it
>>
>>35397783
I have no problem someone calling me gay, I do have a problem with doing gay things when I am not gay.

Understand the difference?
>>
>>35397839
this isn't gay, so no i don't understand.
i don't think you do either
>>
>>35397763
pls post the n00dz i promise i wont be mean or lewd
>>
>>35397844
i'll be the judge of that.

post a pic of yourself.
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>>35397877
This isn't /soc/
Kill yourself
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>>35397885
Do you frequent that board?

It's okay to admit that you are gay. It's okay. Like, come on. It's 2015!
>>
>>35397890
Not only is this bad shitposting, it also makes you look foolish
>>
>>35397545
>discreet packaging
I bought a double sided dildo as a joke present and it was just delivered in a fucking bag. Thank god my mom never saw the package.
>>
>>35397965
>>35397545

some companies put fake labels on their stuff

so it looks like its coming from some normal online electronic retail store but its actually a sex toy : ^)
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Do yourself a favor, go to Walmart/Target, go to the automotive section, and buy a regular-ass 2" trailer hitch for twelve dollars, and a big big washer for a base. It does the job exactly as well as any sub-hundy professional stainless steel plug but with better build quality for a quarter of the price, and comes with a standard threaded bolt on the end so you can attach accessories like fox tails and cup holders.

Hell, you could probably slide a standard 10lb plate on there if you wanted to.

If you're a manlet/woman you can get smaller ones for ATVs, though they're harder to find.
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>>35398059

>and buy a regular-ass 2" trailer hitch for twelve dollars

nigga u can buy 3 silicon plugs for that money or some fancy shiny one for $10 with diamond
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>>35394298
Yeah now let's see you do it empty, idiot.

>hurr durr 1000 total with belt + wraps + straps + balloon plug + nike proline performance wedges + adidas satin compression stockings
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>>35398059
>tfw everyone at the gym sees your obvious rear tent
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>>35398059
Getting a real one is cheaper and less hustle
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>>35392876
I honestly thought this had to be some kind of blender.
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I was gonna call /fit/ fucking gay, but I also own a lifting plug + dick stabilizer for maximum gains.

Using a silicon hole for your penis in combination with your lifting plug, really strengthens your core enough to squat almost 20kg more.
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>>35398059
>>
for real though when i get home imma try some bodyweighr squats with my personal buttplug

i wonder how it will feel?
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>>35392985

>The year of our Lord 1999+16
>Not using the gains plug.
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>>35397568
>2. I do not see how or why a straight man would do this unless he is in fact gay.
As someone who uses a plug both for lifting and pleasure: it feels good. Why should I avoid doing something private that feels good because of bullshit ideals of manliness?
Plus my gf has a huge anal fetish.
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>>35393270
Rekt you faggot.
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>>35401275
>>35401275
>>35401275

ok brehs here i go
>>
I wish /fit/ talked about lifting tools every day.
>>
All the people here don't belong to the /fit/ master race.
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>>35396324
Also waiting for cheekie nudes
>tfw no death grip coal burning slut to fuck to death
>>
CHEEKIE NUDES

>CHEEKIES

>N U D E S
>U
>D
>E
>S
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>>35398059
untill you forget to put the washer on and in the depth of your squat it shoots up into your ass and you try to fish it out but your fingers don't go deep enough
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>>35403250
this is why I fist
>>
>>35395900
Shit I totally forgot about it, Ill post in some other thread if this one dies. I finish work in around 8hrs tho..
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>>35397976
Yes, the package is just a girthy, veiny wristpad at first glance. However, upon closer inspection the seasoned detective will be able to figure out it's a dildo.
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>>35393139
very meta b8

to answer your question OP my plug seems to increase my squat 1rm by 10kg, google "dragon dildos"
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>>35401287
Report back your findings mate.
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>>35405556
he did with video evidence, it's on /soc/
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