>at urologist >"I think I have a short frenulum"

Short frenulum here too, what did he suggest as a cure? Surgery?

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>>35386868
fuck u OP

>>35386868
Hahaha.
Oh man, doctors have seen some shit.
>Just so you know, they actually do have a laugh about you guys after you leave, they just don't name names.

>>35386888
the doctor told me that surgery as prophylaxis is uncommon and that I should have sex first. If it tears I can get surgery.

>>35386916
I have sex regularly and it just hurts every time, dude.

Anything else? Steroid creams?

>>35386868
Get yourself laid or use a fleshlight violently or something. I tore mine ages ago, and it healed and reattached itself, but is longer. I no longer have a squashed looking glans when I'm hard.

>>35386910
HAHAHA, you bet

>Be working in hospital IT
>Nursebros tell me they brought in a guy from a construction accident, he fell from the first storey onto a rebar column.
>Damn
>some hours later, be repairing intercomm in doctor lounge
>hear noize and doors open
>two fucking 30 year old doctors barge in swordfighting with two rebar steel rods
>Ask one where he got his sword
>Tells me they saved the worker, and the bars are the cleaned up rods they "pulled out of the spitroasted guy"
>tells me all this as he is parrying slashes from the other fucking 30 year old doctor
>CLANG CLANG

I honestly think doctors are the fucking best

>>35386921

If it hurts everytime you should get surgery.

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>>35386868
>At university
>Teacher says that today before the lesson starts we have to answer to a survey
>It was about sex and STDs, to know how much young people know about those diseases

Some of the questions:

>How old were you the first time you had sex?
>Number of sex partners in the last 24 months
>Number of times you have sex per week
>mfw 19 and virgin
>mfw all my friends seated next to me had sex at 15 or 16

It felt really bad man, seeing it clear on paper that all my friends had sex/gf while I am emotionally stuck at when I was 13

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>go to family doc I've known since 10th grade
>get prostate exam
>tells me to prepare myself
>puts finger inside
>"haha anon you're surprisingly calm about this"
>mfw

>>35386976
what a pervy teacher

>>35386980
You forgot to say n-no homo, r-right? ;w;

>>35387017
Well it was anonymous and for statistic purpose but still hurted

>>35386868
>>35386976

time to install Grindr lads

>>35386868
>>>/r9k/

>>35386976

I'm the same bro, but it's not a big deal. I could probably have sex right now if I wanted. Just text some ugly/average chick and she would come over. But I don't see point it, in my opinion - quality > quantity. If you are normal looking you could literally go to the club this night and find some uggo/fat slut to fuck, but why would you do that?

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>>35386976
feel ya bro

>>35387333
>Just text some ugly/average chick and she would come over

not that guy but I basically live in a madhouse/dump
it fucks me up senpai it really fucks

>>35387368
wtf it changed senpai into senpai

>>35386976
There's hope bro, I got my first kiss and my first sex last year with 19

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>>35386976
Lost my virginity as a nineteen years old (just became twenty one today), just relax and stop worrying to much about it, try to have fun with girls instead of thinking about having sex with then all the time.

>>35387333
>>35387339
>>35387401
>>35387415
Thanks for the support guys, my main problem is that I basically don't know any girls aside from a few that I am not interested into and that already have a bf.
My friends are in the same boat as me so it's pretty difficult to stay positive, I need to find the confidence to get to know more girls in real life, I tried online dating but didn't worked

>>35387443
if you're good looking enough, just pull the regular douchebro

did it yesterday, inside I was wtf'ing all the time but apparently it works

fake it till ya make it senpai

>>35387443
Same boat here, my gf just broke up with me, and we were on the same social circle in college, next year im just gonna try entering new circles, not only to find a girl, but for new friends as well, i've become to stagnant on my mentality and values for being stuck with the same people for three years. Not that im gonna stop talking with then (except with my ex), just need to expand my horizons.

>>35387443
Once you get past the fact that every chick is not gonna bang you it's pretty easy. Too many dudes are just afraid of getting embarrassed or getting turned down.

>>35387415
Happy birthday brah.

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>found a really well paying job
>I'm still a virgin in my 20s
Some girl is going to take advantage of me isn't she?

>>35387566

>is on fit
>is 20 and hasnt fucked a woman yet
>thinks a girl is going to be the one who takes advantage of him

oh hunty

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>>35387613
Is it gonna be a boy?

>>35386976
Easy now brother, all is not lost.

I'm not saying I'm a massive success story, but;

>first kiss and sex at 19
>monogamous relationship between 21 - 23
>26 now, slept with about 15 women

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>>35387566
Hello you

>virgin at 22
>decide I don't want to die a virgin
>fuck a whore
>then fuck another whore a few months later
>then another one
>haven't had sex ever since, also don't see the point in seeking it

no regrets

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>>35387566
>>35387616
>>35387664
>that chronological order
Run you dummy

>>35386963
I tore that thing at 13 just by masturbating.

>>35387566
Don't get emotionally or financially invested when she tries. Do get penally invested...in her vagina.

It's weird how many late virgins are on 4chan, how's it happen?

I was a friendless socially ostracised loser who had a conversation at school less than twice month and most of the time they were mocking me, and I still lost it to a hot girl at 18.

Everyone I worked with was in a relationship or banging sluts too.

I only met one virgin while working at my old job and he was a 22 year old sperg who browsed hentai in front of his boss.

I lost my virginity at 13 :)

>>35388015
>how's it happen?
>only met one virgin while working at my old job and he was a 22 year old sperg who browsed hentai

4chan is a sperg reservation, dontcha know?

>>35388041
you're welcome

>>35388287
;)

>>35388015
mental health issues

>social anxiety
>schizoid/avoidant personality disorders
>autism
>anything that makes a person actively avoid people

>>35388041
Not sure if that's good senpai, most people I know who lost it at 13 are fuck ups nowadays

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Damn. I was a virgin until 20. No big. Tons of action just believed in the whole marriage bs. Divorced at 22. Lol. FUCKED. EVERYTHING.

My biggest problem is that I still can't say no. I raw dog it often. The only thing I did was date a Russian 3.14 8/10 who is into watching me fuck/work women into bed and then hanging out afterward if they're down with that.

Dunno when it will subside. I don't know if I want it to. I banged some guys's wife last night, nutted in her as she is trying to get pregnant but the hubby aint delivering, she doesn't know, and my gf sucked her clean off my dick after I got home.

>>35388395
me again but damn it felt good to say that.

>>35388395
didnt happen stop shitposting

if you dont live at home download tinder and use some half decent pictures. you can use some snake pictures that you set as private so no one else can see them, aka shirtless ones. honestly unless you live in a small village it should be easy to be getting laid at least once a week by a new girl

>or just find the perfect girl for you and save yourself for her. i wish i did

>>35388346
Not a fuck up, senpai. I'm doing good. Wouldn't change it for the world :)

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>>35388015
>how's it happen?
Main reason would be my acne that i got all over my upper body when i hit puberty. 2 years until wizard.

>>35388346
When did you lose yours? And are you a fuck up or no?

>>35388321
They need to get that sorted out, all they're doing is digging deeper into a hole

>>35388499
>Writing this on 4chan
You're one of us, desu.

>>35388499
easier said than done...

>>35388041
Slut

>>35388499
I'd like to know how.
Not shitposting, either. I want to leave, but there's no one else like me out there aside from the people who post here.

>>35388559
Gradual exposure to social situations works.

>>35388395

Don't know what your story is, but what made you decide to get married so young? Did this come from your family, a church? Also, this doesn't sound like not giving a fuck, this sounds like a person who is engaging in some risky behavior that would serve some purpose psychologically.

Why the fuck are you rawdogging it? Babies and STDs aren't really a joke. I worry that you aren't going to make it lad.

>>35387024
>forgot

>short frenulum
Uncutfags, everyone

>>35386967
Would the females talk about my abnormally large dick?

I always get strange looks when I wake up from surgery

>>35388513
Bro everybody goes on 4chan now, there's like 30 million visitors a day on average.

I started coming here back in 2009 and it was already getting PC and safe.

I never said I wasn't an absolute weirdo either, I'm just not some sperglord who shows his date his ps2 demo disc collection and masturbates to disabled girl dating sims.

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>>35388656
>Normies on 4chan
Don't remind me, k thnx.

>>35388691
When did you start going on 4chan m8?

>>35388700
I've always been here.

>>35388606
>>>35388395 (You)
>Don't know what your story is, but what made you decide to get married so young? Did this come from your family, a church?

I just had no confidence in who I was. I didn't want to do the things my family valued but suffered through them for the acceptance. I didn't stop until I realized how bad my decisions were affecting me.
Funny Tangent: I was my ex wife's first white guy, she dated almost all thugs. I was purely to make her dad happy and cause I had money from investing. Divorce landed me 120k in debt.


>this sounds like a person who is engaging in some risky behavior that would serve some purpose psychologically.

Possibly? I have a vasectomy now, and had a baby while using a condom. I wish I could say that that is why I stopped but it isn't. I just am turned on by seeing a chick think she's gonna have a baby with me. Cumming inside a chick is the best, but I do believe there are psychological roots in the intimacy of unprotected sex and the lack of intimacy I received from any mother figure.

>Why the fuck are you rawdogging it? Babies and STDs aren't really a joke. I worry that you aren't going to make it lad.

Maybe not but I do enjoy life. The 3 STDs I am most concerned about aren't stopped, or even slowed down by condoms except HIV but, I do use condoms when ANAL. Vaginal transmission is less than a percent. HPV and HSV make up so many people that I likely have one and am asymptomatic. Blood test shows negative which BLOWS MY MIND as it can only detect antibodies, which suggests I've not been exposed but yup...I'm rambling.

>>35388723
nah, oldfag

>>35388723
>tfw just made it into oldfag territory.

Feels pathetic DESU.

>>35386888
not OP but my doc recommended surgery straight away, it's just a 30 min op, they just elongate the frenulum by making incisions, and then there's about 6-8 weeks of no fapping

>>35386868
what anime is that character form OP

>>35388856
thanks, but after reading the plot, i think i'll pass....

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>>35386868
Stay strong brethren avoid succubuses preserve those gains
7 more years to go

>>35386888
Why would you need a long one? Do you plan to start a band with you playing on it or what?

>>35388771
what other 2 stds are you most concerned about?

>>35388957
Ask your mother

>>35388957
HPV (warts) HSV-2 (herpes).

Condoms aren't all that effective against them. Thus a 1in2 and 1in4 alleged infection rate in the US

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>>35386868
>>35386976
>tfw not going back to the doctor until I lose my vcard

>>35386868
>>35386888

Just got that surgery done lad, like one Wed.
ask me anything.

>>35388802
Honestly recovery time is no where near that long.
are you british and getting it through your health service?
I'm not trying to turn this into like some shit posting us vs euro thing but I'm curious because I just had the surgery done>>35389505
and i had read all this stuff online from mostly UK websites about it and they all said that the frenuloplastys had like 6-8 week recovery times. However, I went to a really good family friend urologist(US) and he was like nah dude youll be good in less than a week, and it's 4 days later and I'm almost healed and I had a full frenuloplasty. Like I could probably fap now with my foreskin up if I wanted, but I'll def be good to have sex the second my stiches dissolve.

>>35387613
Lol hunty

>>35389523
See>>35389538
I have no idea why all this stuff online says its 6-8 weeks. My urologist basically said that's only true if the doctor who does it is stupid/if they use cheaper stiches.
I did it under a general anesthetic, took like less than 10 minutes. Bled a ton the first night, hasnt really bled since. Really excited to go back to school to see my GF(couldn't cum from sex before, always fapped foreskin up and when I would fuck or get head and shed pull it down, holy shit it would hurt everyonce in a while and that would totally kill my vibe).
also apparently I tore mine slightly.

>>35388395
Lol damn. Get it how u live I guess.

Tactics for finding such a gf?

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Did you guys get the HPV vaccine or not? Not sure if i should get it.

>>35389601
I did.
It's a decent thing to do if you are gonna be having sex with women.

>>35389160
Yeah, condoms do shit against herpes.

>>35388559
Get a job in retail. It's hell, but it's legit the best cure for autism because you're forced to interact with scores of people on a weekly basis.

>>35389601
get it. won't neccisarily cover you forever (different strains)

hpv can give women cervical cancer, can also give anyone throat cancer. get vaccinated.

>>35387669
iktf except I lost my virginity to a slut and banged some other sluts.
Been with 2 hookers and made me realize how boring sex is, which is nice. Can focus on other things.
Going to see the second hooker again in about a week, she asked me to gag/deepthroat her and I want to try that shit where I hold her in the air while fucking her

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>>35388041
I lost mine at 12 to another 12 year old. She was already a whore at that age lmao
Feels good breh.

>be me
>25 year old virgin
>all my friends know about it and don't make fun of me or care

its not too bad i suppose

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>>35387616
>>35387613
>>35387664
:* :)

>>35386980
this is actually hilarious, thanks anon

on an unrelated note, I think my urethra opening is too big. Is it meant to go down almost to the frenulum connection?
I think I broke my dick, the opening is almost 1cm long

>>35390140
A 34 year old in retail probably would only makes thing worse.

I'm 23 and still a virgin. I get called attractive often and qts mire me at the gym. I got a tinder and match with a lot of qts. I just never make a move. Tfw secretly too scared of sex. Tfw I don't want anyone to see my peter.:(

tfw 20 and still virgin living at home with basically no chance of even meeting grills. Only friends are online people and I never see people irl except at work. just fuck me up senpai

>>35390657
Nice one. I lost mine to my PE. He was 11 years older than me.

>>35390728
Nice try fuccboi

>>35386963
I've actually broken mine conpletely and had to have a stitch put in it.

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>Be me
>Be in BS/M.D. program
>Senior year
>Mfw I will be a doctor in about 4~ years time and i'm still a kissless virgin

>>35392221
You will be worth your weight in diamonds by the time you graduate, bro

>>35387382
How new are you?

>>35392221

Similar feels. Just got my B.S. Never even been out with anyone. I'm giving up this year. Just gonna move way out in the woods, live on autopilot and wait to die.

Congrats on getting in med school though. That shit's tough.

>>35392287
Dude why :(

25, never touched a girl in my life. only girl ive ever actually liked told me she wasn't interested and i've given up

>>35392287
Why even get your BS if you're just gonna go innawoods

>>35386868
shouldve said, nah im celibate.

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>>35390857
meaterotomy

>>35389567
I fap with my foreskin up as well, but have been pulling down my foreskin from time to time.

Is there any other way besides surgery and tearing the bitch?

it doesn't hurt pulling down the foreskin but I lose my boner

>>35388499
basically when you have one mental health issue, chances are that you have more then one. if you have a not very light case, chances are that no matter how many meds you are on or how many shrinks you see, you will always stick out. you will never be normal, just "more" normal then before, and that is, in many cases, not worth the meds/threatment/work.

>>35392304
Not worth the effort. The last year I've figures out that even getting fit won't change being ugly.

>>35392320
My grandad set up a fund for me to go to college when I was born. He is the only one of mine still alive and is starting to lose his memory. I wanted to graduate for him to see.

>>35391023
H O O K E R
O
O
K
E
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>>35392414
Being ugly is not a problem. You're a guy. People will only care about the size of your wallet.

>>35392465
I dunno. Not that guy but being a complete manlet has left me with 0 confidence. But, maybe this website has has to do with that..

>24 kissless handholdless virgin
>go to hooker to lose my virginity
>cant get it in her pussy (shes dry as fuck)
>ask her to put it in and dicks already going limp
>could not get a humping rhythm for the life of me (probably looked like a spasming idiot)
>catch glimpses of her bored as fuck face pretty much exclaiming "this guys a virgin"
>40+ minutes of "sex" and nowhere near cumming
>almost wanted to apologize for being so bad at sex

I wanted to get more practice with hookers but that first outing traumatized me kind of badly.

>>35392465

It's not real though. It'd be like getting a cup of decaf coffee with artificial sweetener. Yeah sure, it's coffee, but I'll know know the whole time it isn't nearly what I wanted.

Plus I've realized that people are just miserable all the time. i don't need more of that to live with. Took me 4 fucking years to even get in a gym.

>>35392482
>But, maybe this website has has to do with that..
Yes

>>35392576
Yeah. This is life. But also, puppies and stuff.

>>35392487
Get a well reviewed one, tell her its your first time, and if she sounds excited you're going to have a great time.
I saw one a week ago, told her it was my first time all together (a lie; it was actually my first time fucking a hooker) and she texted me telling me how excited she was and it showed. Going to see her again next week.
I got a cbj from a different one 2 years ago, told her it was my first time (again lying, was my first time getting cbj from a hooker) and she was just bored and put off. Was still ok tho but meh.
Find one that loves what she does and is highly reviewed. And if she sounds excited you're going to have a lot of fun.

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>>35392487
>tfw i am not you

feels pretty good i must say

>>35392487

Thanks. i might have tried this too, had I not been warned. Permavirign for the win i guess

>>35392683
She was pretty well reviewed, said she was 25 but she looked older(probably 28).
Didnt really text her much; only my details and where she was staying.
I guess I should have told her it was my first time. Maybe next time.

>>35392732
this guy is right>>35392683 do it fgt, did it too

>>35386967
>Some kid has to get his gauged ears cut off/fixed
>plastic surgeons in rounds in the burn ward start taking the piss

lel

24 and virgin, I just can't be fucked to do anything with sex.

I'd like a girlfriend more for emotional stuff, but I don't care enough to get into online dating and shit and hardly know any girls.

Fapping is just too much fun.

>>35392683
Where do I find this hookers?

Like I know I can just google, but would you recommend a website or some shit

>>35393847
backpage

>>35391463
No homo right?

>>35393923
>backpage
thats terrible if you dont know what you're doing
lots of scammers
>>35393847
what country are you in?

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>>35394359
R-right. Whatever you say, desu.

>>35392487
>being this shit at performing the most natural and basic of human tasks.

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>>35386976
>first kiss at 17
>virgin at 22, almost 23

Do I try to become a muscle wizard lads?

>>35396073

>try
m8 you've got 7 years to go, get back to us when you're a few months out from wizard status
might accidentally get laid in that time TBh

>>35386976
I knew this feel until a few months ago when I lost my virginity at 21. It was the one and only time I've ever done it (or will ever do it with that girl for reasons). Hate to say it, but my life is literally exactly the same if not marginally worse because now I can't be all bitter and hate myself as hard at the gym. It's kind of fun being sad about your virginity, admit it you fags.

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>girl friend sends Snapchat of her pic with caption "Love you"
>reply "LOL"
DEVILISH
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>>35386976
>mfw also 19 and a virgin

Im not even 20 and im scared ill become a wizard one day

>>35387382
>he doesnt know

>>35396817
Wizards are cool.

>>35388417
>or just find the perfect girl for you and save yourself for her

You know I dont really want to get on Tinder because it seems kinda degenerate, but Im also kinda scared ill never find a perfect girl either because im picky so im conflicted what to do

>>35386868
Fuck, everyone's talking about their short frenulums, and im here hoping the cist i got removed from my dick last year never comes back...

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>>35392221
I can get you into a good BD/S.M. program bruv.

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>>35396838
at least you dont have his face

Before I got married I had a fetish for taking guys virginity. I was the first for at least 30-someodd guys between the ages of 19 and 25. I loved the innocence and corrupting them. I'm not the only chick like me. Me and my bff were having a virgin get contest for a while. Just relax. Some weirdo like me will spot you eventually and collect your vcard.

>>35392354
Ok pussy, most mental illness isn't even real

>>35400365
...I'm scared now.

>>35396817

Lost my V plates at 20. It'll happen if you let it and don't actively seek it while being disciplined enough to diet while you train, just hope it's with the right woman.

>>35388395
>I banged some guys's wife last night, nutted in her as she is trying to get pregnant but the hubby aint delivering, she doesn't know
sounds illegal

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Hey anonymous, is it true that you are over 25, a virgin and have never hugged a girl that's not your mother?

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>>35396817
Words of advice from a former virgin, just be a madman dont take life to seriously and be blunt about what you want with women. worked for me

How bad is your first time having sex? I've always heard that my first time is going to be shit. This scares me.

>tfw you made the mistake of becoming more attractive before you lost your virginity

Now I'm ottermode with a decent face and decent social skills. Every girl will expect me to have lost my virginity already.

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>Kissed a girl once at age 15
>30
>Finish law school this semester
>Still an emotional wreck like this picture, >>35392221 just expert at keeping it hidden and pressing on

Around my birthday last year I decided to hang in there until 40, but I already find myself wondering if it's even worth it.

>>35401713
I lasted like 5 seconds lol. The girl asked me if I was a virgin afterwards...

>26
>not fat
>not ugly
>many girls interested in me
>socially retarded

I just can't hold a convo with people [spoiler];_;

>>35402082
HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING WIZARDRY?

>be married
>at 23
>people all exclaim im awfully young for that
>awfully young to fuck constantly and hold an emotional relationship
>tfw most people will never be happy
>tfw I am

OP same problemo here, just yesterday night I poked a needle with 0.5mm stretch magic thread under my frenulum and tied it up. The fear and the thought of a needle in my dick was worse than the pain though I didn't use any anesthetic because I'm a sick son. Just google up tying frenulum and you will find information on it. The thread should break the frenulum in a week and leave a nicer and smaller scar than cutting with a blade. Also tying the frenulum is not bloody business.

>>35402898
wtf man

>>35402968
?

>>35394397
Then what do you suggest? street walking?

>>35403113
If you're in the US and want to use hookers sign up for eros or theeroticreview and look for well reviewed girls in your city.
If all that fails then use bp.

>>35388041
i know a guy who lost his virginity at age 12

we made fun of him for it for YEARS after that, because it was some extremely ugly bitch with a giant forehead.

>>35386967
>Nursebros
Being a nurse is probably the lamest thing a guy can do

>>35403449

I just want my life to be ironic. Why can't I be a hulking mass of meat of a nurse without being shat on?

;-;

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Hey /fit/,

I'm a virgin, but there are some girls at my workplace who would want to have sex with me. What are some ways in which I could escalate flirting, but also back off if necessary without becoming the one being talked about behind my back. Perhaps some leading phrases, that if I see it's a no deal, could be regarded as just jokes, I dunno. Any tips, bros? Sorry for bad english.

Pic related.

Honestly... what the fuck is this thread on about? We're /fit/, or at least getting /fit/, so where the hell is all the passion? We're here becoming better versions of ourselves and that's exciting shit. We need to have faith that our investment in ourselves will pay out. This is coming from a 21 year old virgin. I have faith that because I'm working on myself, that investment will get me to that meaningful relationship that I want and weather I fuck some girls before it or not doesn't even matter. We're on this board to try to be the best version of ourselves that we can be, because that's what a real lover would do, work hard to be the lover's better half. Plus, fapping is great so wtf is the problem?

>>35403603
I'm emotionally unavailable

>>35403605
short frenulum is painful when yanking the dick too furiously or ramming it in a dry hole so fixing it kinda does better ourselves

>>35392221
yo I finished med school and started residency this year. not gonna lie in the last 6 months ive had more sex than in the past 23 years of my life. shits about to get good for you dude

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>>35388771

>Divorce landed me 120k in debt.

>>35403603
I will make a separate thread now.

>>35403603

Stronk man jaw

>>35396817
I remember joking about becoming a wizard. Now it's only three years away.

>>35402851
> being married in 2015
Hope you weren't expecting to have a nice life later on. Let's see how hard her lawyers will fuck your ass. Hope you like it rough!

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>>35404526

>>35390140
I have no problems talking to strangers, girls or people at job/shops/bureaucracies/etc but I get anxious being with/having friends. Hard to explain but it's probably schizoid personality disorder, so can't win.

>>35386976
ah, don't worry about it, anon!
I lost mine at age 21. It was shitty.
>internet bf
>he finally comes over, first time ever seeing him
>totally not what i'm into
>´you so pretty´
>his dick is almost limp, very small, condom way to big
>sticks it in, thrusts 2x
>cums
>´sorry´
>finished with a toy as he watched
>never talked to him again, broke up over phone
... and that was the last time i had sex. I'm 23 now ;_;

>>35386967

Wow, what a bunch of assholes. I've worked with 2 guys that died from construction accidents.