who /sucktheirownpeepeeforgains/ here?

all nutrients that leave my body will be returned, I also get 1-2 protein shots in the locker room after my workouts

>>35384494

nice man, what's your suppliers name?

>>35384502
jonathan, if he's not there i get it from thomas. he's quicker and doesn't make me use anything but my hands

>>35384528

I got a guy named Ricardo who gives me a 3 for 1 special.

150g of protein all in one sitting.

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>implying that's not the ultimate goal of my stretching routine

>>35384554

nice dude what's your routine?

>>35384585
Penile excavations
reverse double hollows
and kundalini twinkies
>primed

>>35384704

To anyone lurking take note.

>>35384482
I have a recurring dream about this

>>35384816
Sounds completely normal, don't bother seeking any help.

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>>35384585
not him, nor do i have a name for the streches i do but.... i am stretching for auto-fellatio and have gone from not even close, to tongue touching the head, to barely being able to touch the lips to penis head.

i start with touching toes with locked legs. slowly bouncing down further and further.

then i grab behind my knees, and with locked locked legs still, i pull myself into my legs as much as possible.

the goal is to have the shoulders touching the knees.

then i lie on my back with my legs overhead, and stretch that way. put my legs off to either side of my head while lying like this.

only been doing this kinda thing for about a week, and already i am flexible as fuark now.

pic related is about as flexible as i got today,
fuckin pr, brah

>>35386972

that's pretty gay dude haha

haha

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>>35386972
>slowly bouncing down further and further.
Instructors always tell you not to bounce tho

dunno why