Lifehacking at the Gym

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>eating a cheesestick from the fitness cafe, but low on time
>instead of tossing the ribbon wrapper like chad t knownothing i tie off the end and pocket the rest for later

>>35381631
back to /pol/

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>>35381669

>>35381619
A fucking bottle cap? Wow

Fist ur anus so you poop faster

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Don't like how you look in the light? Worried about your form? Just turn off the lights bro. >We're all /fit/ (in the dark)

>>35381619

Enough of this cuckold bullshit

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>finishing my pudding cup on the way the gym
>they expect me to pay my hard earned money for their bottled water
>well they better think again
>rinsed out pudding cup into water cup

How many towels can you steal before you can get kicked out of a gym?

>>35382442
I'll tell you when l find out

>>35382442
They will never find out it's you. But they will stop giving out towels.

Bunch of fucking city-folk come to my town for vacationing and shit and whenever they do they steal all the fucking towels so the gym stops handing them out.

>>35381631
We wuz vikings an shiiit

>>35381619
>we wuz germanic gods n sheet

>>35383088
The women were still white and not nubian goddesses. How odd.

>>35381619
>seless piece of plastic most people just toss
>most people

Must be a first world thing, around here eveybody keeps that thing

>>35382442
this one gym I go to sometimes in the suburbs gives free towels you're not supposed to take home.

Whenever I'm there I grab one and later 'accidentally' put in in my bag. I have an entire large bag full of them

>>35383192
>Just nigger things

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>>35382442
>>35382452
>>35382689
>>35383192

>>35383230
>>35383237
it's either the towels or I steal the plates again

>>35383282
But why

Why do you want the towels?

>>35383292
better than buying those rags from walmart for another $3 to clean up my dog's piss or when I spill something

>>35383307
You ever heard about laundry, you thief?

>>35383237
Thrill of the hunt anon, us real men on this board arent allowed to hunt our fellow man for meat anymore hell we arent allowed to hunt anything but deals at wal mart let us sate our primal urges with towels

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>wear shitty shoes you don't want
>go bowling
>accidentally walk out with bowling shoes
>you now have a pair of squat shoes without having to pay $179

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>>35384099
>and they look great!

>>35384099
top fucking kek

>>35383648
whatever i'm going to start walking out with 45's in my bag because you're being a faggot

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>>35384099
Kekekek

If you don't like using the gym lockers, you can usually shimmy under the stalls in the bathroom and lock off an executive space for yourself if you get there ahead of everyone else.

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if you try to focus all your sadness into the weights your body will become a reflection of that

meaning you'll become a god

Most of the chalk at the gym is just left out, so anyone could grab some if they want. Think about it.