questions for sacred deer

her or me? but serious bro, do we have a chance?

Did L from high school like me? The girl of my dreams?

was the girl on the bus sexually attracted to me, the blonde tall one from 2 years ago

u mirin?

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Was any girl in my excuse of a life who met my standards that I talked to for longer than 30 seconds sexually attracted to me?

>>35377475
Am I going to be successful?

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>>35377521
epic nice boys

Did this happen during the last 2 years?

>>35377534
Answer me you subhuman

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>>35377475

will i marry her?

Will I ever be happy

Will I get the chance to fuck that German cutie from tinder?

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will 2016 be good?

Will I ever be shredded

>>35377475
Will I kill myself this year?

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>>35377562

>>35377570
rerolling

Will a qt that meets my standards touch my penis without monetary compensation in the next 5 years

>>35377562
lmao get fucked

Will I get what I want?

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>>35377562
sorry bro

>>35377582
k den

>>35377518
fuaaaaaaaark

will i become less autistic in the next year?

>>35377475
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>35377475
Will 2016 be a good year?

>>35377610
rerollen

Will I rape a qt that meets my standards in the next 5 years

>>35377475
did she enjoy the sex last night?

Will I rape a qt that meets my standards in the next 5 years?

Does this board suck because of tripfags?

will we be together?

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>>35377562
hang in there bro

>>35377631
the deer has spoken

Will I be the next Zyzz?

Does cardio ruin gains?

does she want the dick

Is this board awesome because of mfd?

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>>35377475
will i ever be loved?

>>35377647
dude....

>>35377640
C'mon answer faggot.

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>>35377647

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>>35377647

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>>35377475
Will I ever be loved by a girl that is not a complete subhuman hook nosed midget shitskin kike?

A trap is fine too

>>35377475
Should you kill yourself?

I don't give a fuck what you say deer, 2016 is the year I make it. No matter what.

Do I smash

>>35377475
Kill yourself... for me.

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>>35377562

dont worry anon

2016 will be GREAT

Am I ugly?

Am I ugly?

Did I make the right choice in breaking up with jess

Am I subhuman tier ugly and my face and frame signal bad genetic health to physiologically and psychologically healthy females?

>>35377475
Will I meet a qt at the new years party

Am I subhuman tier ugly and my face and frame signal bad genetic health to physiologically and psychologically healthy female homo sapiens?

will my dick grow?

>>35377706
BUT WHAT

Are me and Kay gonna get back

Stop beating aroudn the bush you fkin faggot. Am I subhuman tier ugly and my face and frame signal bad genetic health to physiologically and psychologically healthy female homo sapiens or not?

>>35377723
IT DOESN'T MATTER?!

Am i going to get a gf in 2016?

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>>35377712
Never should have hoped otherwise really

Will I get my ass to the gym in the nearest couple months?

Is this bird gonna give me head

>>35377730
Stop with the name, thanks.

>>35377719
>>35377730
lmao

>>35377720
soo??

Sieg heil?

>>35377735
fine, another - Will I find a gf before summer?

Am I subhuman tier ugly and my face and frame signal bad genetic health to physiologically and psychologically healthy female homo sapiens??

Is 2016 the year I get big?

>>35377475
Does it get better?

>>35377745
shit this lil fuck, fine. will cut hard no matter what you dickhead deer

Am I subhuman tier ugly and my face and frame signal bad genetic health to physiologically and psychologically healthy female homo sapiens?

Yes or no or I'm not leaving

>>35377475

will I lose my v-card 2016?

>>35377747
fuck you deer im gonna leave nature behind in 2016

Should I talk to the girl on the plane seat next to me?

>>35377762
Well theres always 2017 for ya anon; isnt that right durr

qt gf in 2016?

Should I attempt to talk to girls who meet my criteria for procreation or nah

Is consulting a .jpg of an artists rendition of a buck an accurate way to gage my lifes path and possibly see my future?

Will I ever be loved by a skinny 7/10 (even if I am repulsed by her)?

Should I stay natty?

>>35377666
checked

Will I have multiple fuckbuddies in 2016?

>>35377475
am I gonna make it?

>>35377762
wah-wah-waaahhhhh

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Am I gonna make it?

Will I find a new dab rig I like tonight at mellow mood?

>>35377831
:^)

>>35377820
rerolling

Am i gonna make it in 2016?

>>35377475
Will i succeed in what im planning to do

Should I call her

>>35377876
Yes but what?

Should I try??

>>35377475
Will I lose my virginity?

>>35377883
It does matter :'(

>>35377900
Tell me

>>35377475

Should I do swimming instead of running?

Am I gonna make it?

>>35377910
I know I shouldn't have had a fight but it's been half a year.

Should I call her?

>>35377950
Rerolling

>>35377956
fuck answer you motherfucking asshole

>>35377976
c'mon

>>35377762
maybe youll lose it in 2015 bro!

>>35377776
so close

>>35377475
will i end up killing myself?

>>35377525
HAAH PISSENING

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will my foreskin ever fully retract w/o medical aid

by Monday?

Is it bad that I'm 25 and my wisdom teeth haven't grown in and given me problems?

Will I ever get my coworkers love?

>>35377475
will I get re injured?

Am I going to be homeless?

Will I soon manage to start gaining weight again and fix my shit up?

Please... will I make enough dough to stay off the streets???

>>35377475
Is my girlfriend cheating on me?

>>35378151
Is it phillip?

Ae you a complete liar deer?

>>35377475
Am I ripped?

>>35378165
Answer the question fagdeer

>>35377475
Did I make it?

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>>35378137
welp, glad we straightened that out

am I deserving of a pure Christian girl

Are you the real Sacred Deer of Truth?

>>35377475
Are you lying

>>35378187
oh no /:

What about a pure girl that I convert to Christianity?

>>35378192
But are you just a plain old sacred deer? do you tell the truth?

>>35378200
Stop avoiding the question man

Did i go HAM enough tonight? Im tired and don't feel like i can do anymore.

>>35378209
th-thats not applicable mighty Deer-sama. please tell me.

>>35377475
Will i make it

>>35378245
reroll im a skelly :(

>>35377475
Will I ever love my son?
He's not even 5 months old and cute as a button, but I feel nothing most of the time.

>>35377475
will I get into the uni I've applied to?

Will i make it

>>35377475
should I take Ellen as girlfriend?

>>35377475
will i actually get invited to a new years eve party this year?

>>35378282
I'm sorry bro

>>35377475
Will I achieve what I want to achieve?

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>>35378256
sacred deer here, i can confirm you will love im but only after you have ravaged his boipussy

>>35377475
Will you kill yourself you fuck?

>>35377475
Go fuck yourself deer cunt

Will 2016 be good to me?

>>35377475
Fuck you

>>35377475

Will bjj qt ever forgive me?

Will C like me?

My back is the bad kind of sore and fucked up since a few days back, should I still do heavy deadlifts today?

Does gr like me back?

>>35378350
reroll then. Thanks for making me wait a minute for my answer u cunt

will I get a gf in 2016

>>35378355
Too fat? My back hurts because Im too fat or am I too fat to deadlift?

Will I get off tonight?

will I finally be happy with my body next year?

>>35377475

is this chick worth the effort?

>>35378405
damn it

>>35377475
Is it worth it?

>>35377475
Will I get the Deadlift?

>>35378411

two yes's....

>>35378425
The deer knows shit, being fat helps you deadlift.

>>35378425
Reroll

>>35377475
Will i be shredded knt

>>35378435
RE ROLL GOD DAMN IT

Should I still give her the gift?

>>35378444
Reroawl

>>35378454
Chill, bro

>>35377475
Will i surpass zyzz

>>35378453
do I even have a chance?

should oi try when i get back o sacred deer

>>35377475
Will I achieve it on time?

>>35377475

Will I die before I'm 35?

>>35378463
that doesn't answer my question you filthy animal

>>35378468
Before 30?

>>35378474
>before 20...?

>>35378474
>>35378484
Dude, the sacred deer told you to chill the fuck out, alright?

will i actually bang her at the end of the year?

will i ever have 10% bodyfat?

Am I still growing vertically?

>>35378517
BTFO

Kendimi gerçekleştirebilecek miyim?

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>>35378493
fuck you bitch. don't insult Mr. DeForsky

will i become a god?

>>35377475
will i make it?

Does the qt I'm trying to talk to like me?

>>35377475
Does she like me?

>>35377475
will I find a nice qt in 2016?

Is 2016 the year of the gf?

>>35378291
thanks breh

>>35378587
W-what about 2017?

>>35378586
YES BUT WHAT

>>35378600
So is it?

>>35377475
will i get a q2p2t gf in 2016?

gf this year? ;_;

>>35378606
deer pls, just answer me straight on this one

will 2016 be better

>>35377475
Next year will I squat lmao2pl8

>>35378616
holy fuck deer pls stop, pls just answer me

>>35378586
>>35378606
>>35378616
deer has spoken

>>35378620
Reroll

>>35378627
deer why ;_;

>>35378630
RE FUCKING ROLL

Does she like me?

Will i make it?

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will my stupid drink plan work out and make me cash?

>>35378640
;_;

>>35378774
Pls

>>35378780
F U C K
U
C
K

Am I going to lose my virginity before 20?

>>35377475
rooooollllllllll

>>35377513
LOL

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>>35377475

Do you even lift?

>>35378780
LOLLLLL

Will i have kids with her?

will I lose my virginity in 2016?

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>>35378097
>tfw already low BF.

What do I do sacred deer? Eat clen and tren hard to get sub 5%?

>>35378831
that thing so fucking stupid

with some nails and a little more wood he could have done something actually usable

When I meet with the milf we'll have hot sex?

>>35378880
Are you Indian? Look like that Bollywood actor that has an extra finger I forgot his name.

>>35377475
Am I going to make it?

Will I ever find solace from the torment of existence?

>>35378902
But I can still try, right?

>>35378910
Re roll mf

Should I go for it?

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>>35378911

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>>35377562

Will I attain spiritual enlightenment?

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>>35378922
So be it then.

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>>35378936

Will I get her? If no I demand mad gainz.

Will I get her if No I demand mad gainz

>>35377475

will I ever get with bernice?

>>35377475

Did I fuck up for real this time?

>>35377475

like, ruined what little was left of my chances?

Will I get some amazing 10/10 pussy before my birthday?

>>35377475
Does H love me?

we will enjoy eachother

>>35377475
Are we gonna get back together?

>>35377475
Is skellymode actually more aesthetic than bearmode?

Will I find a qt this new year ?

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By this time next year will I have made it?

will i lose my virginity in the next 6 months?

>>35379090
Roll again

>>35377475
Should I get lifting gloves

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>>35379097

>>35377475
Am I gonna make it this year?

>>35377475
Will she say yes?

>>35378880
What do I do?!

>>35377475
Will I make it to bear mode/bf mode on 2016?

>>35379117
Fuck you, sacred deer. I'll show you!

will i see her again?

>>35377475
Will Tuesday go well?

>>35377475
Will I impress that Asian qt at work with my SICK GAINS?

reroll

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>>35377475
Will i ever cuddle warmly with anyone?

should i ask her out ?

>>35377475
Will I be able to reach 1/2/3/4 some day?

>>35377487
Will i bang her in 2016 o sacred deer.

Should I join the peshmerga?

>>35379202
Fuuuuck, are you sure?

>>35377475
should I go reclassify to the intelligence corps?

>>35379209
What a shitty deer.

>>35379218
woah. niiiice

should i get my 2nd class swim qual? I mean I will anyway, with or without your approval

>>35379225
Yes, you are too fat.

should i kill myself

Was moving to new york a good idea?

>>35377534
Will I have sex with myfitdiary's pic related?

Proving this is bullshit faggots

>>35377475
Will i make it o sacred deer

>>35377475
Does she like me?

>>35377475
Will i fuck her?

>>35377475
Will I get a gf soon?

>>35379257
Seriously

>>35377475
Will I become rich soon?

>>35379299
What the fuck does 1-100 mean you stupid fucking nigger?

>>35379310
Will I become rich soon??

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>>35377647

>>35377475
figure it out with her soon?

>>35377475
should I jerk it to taytay fuxta today?

>>35377475
but what?

>>35377475
Will I escape manlet zone?

>>35379256
you failed. but.. if only you have several million dollars in your bank accounts. boom.

>>35379310
1 in 100 was your chances to get rich was 1% and now its 0 you fucking retard.


will i bang more than 5 grills in 2016?

>>35377475
should i jerk it

>>35379537
fuck that reroll

will I reach my goals

>>35379644
answer me

>>35377475
Should i get with P?

>>35377475
Deer based deer, will I be fit?

>>35379668
Hell yes, based deer, will I get a qt Korean gf?

>>35379680
Cmon, give me them good news

>>35377475
Business or school

>>35377475
School or business

>>35377475
will I get laid in 2016

>>35377475
will she love me ?

>>35377475
should i go there at NYE?

>>35377647
Rip anon

>>35377475
so again will she love me ?

>>35377475
does that girl in the gym find me cute?

>>35379795
Will I get her if I take the gym seriously again?

>>35377475
should I try and date Lily?

>>35379800

Should I quit drinking?

>>35377475
Was she checking me out on tuesday?

Should I stop going to clubs?

will I make it in 2016?

>>35379824
>>35379810

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>>35379835

Will I hit my goal weight?

Did I blow it?

I'll use the second last number for the first question and last number for the second question. Thanks Mr. Deer.

>>35377475
Well I have time for gym tomorrow morning?

>>35379845
That makes no sense reroll

>>35379843
Go with the flow? Thanks Mr. Deer. I appreciate your help.

>>35377475
do I have a chance with her

>>35379892
does she fuck niggers?

>>35377475
am i good looking?

>>35377475
are you a bullshitter?

>>35377475
will 2016 be the year of the gf?

>>35379914

>>35379915
If i cut?

>>35377475
Will I visit Snap City next week?

>>35377475
Is my deadlift form off?
>>35379925
Fuck you, I'm bulking

>>35379923
Just how fat are you that you're still too fat after a cut?

>>35377475
is she really pregnant?

>>35377475
Is it my squats
>>35379925
>>35379935
The deer is killing me

>>35379923
doesnt matter?

>>35379936
6ft, 180lbs
abs slightly visible.

>>35380012
Don't lie to me, you fat cunt. Are you calling the deer a liar?

>>35377475

Should I stop talking to her?

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Is SS a meme?

Will I get the bitches in 2016

will I make it in 2016?

>>35380209
I'll take those chances..

>>35377475
Will my dreams come true?

4.0?

>>35377475
make it?

>>35380019
ummmm....
shit...
gotta go, bye

>>35377475
Do I still have a chance with her?

>>35381093
Does that mean I shouldn't care so much?

>>35377475
will i find love in 2016

>>35377475
will my friend finally have sex this year?

>>35377475
is he gonna make it?

will i get to bang her?

>>35381240
re-roll

Should i go to bed desu?

re-roll desu

My gf might be unfaithful etc. Should I leave her, she's getting kinda annoying desu,