My mum actually mired me today and not in a normal way a mum

Ultimate. Now fight your dad and you made it.

just about
you know what to do

shit man :D

>doesn't post story

>>35369450
Is she hot

>>35369450
Why is mum x son so hot to me brehs? I mean I don't want to fuck MY mum, but I want to have a hot mum that is biologically related to me to fuck. Its like the ultimate forbidden lust

>>35369568
Probably because we're biologically hotwired to wanna inbreed to keep our bloodlines pure and fit for survival

See; The Lanisters

>>35369568
Same here, only that i fantasize about a sister. I think its because of the hot sister of a childhood friend.

>>35369581
No, you idiot.
>>35369450
Is she hot?

>>35369550
Answer this then we decide what to do

>>35369450

No, she doesn't lust for you.

Don't be like that Anon that got kicked out of his house for trying to fuck his mom.

>>35369693
Details?

Post story fgt

>>35369713
>>35369693
second

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Here you go

I thought it was common knowledge amongst anons

>>35369811
Top kek

>>35369811
how many must be ruined before we get shut down?

>>35369905
4chan can't stop, 4 /k/ posters were arrested for shooting black lives protesters while baneposting.

>>35369568
Maybe you want to be dominated by a mature woman and only associate the trust a relationship like that requires with your closest family.
Your mom will always have eyes only for you, she can feel genuinely fulfilled when she sees you satisfied, you can always trust her not to abuse you when she uses your body for her own pleasures.
source: i think way too much about the heaps of momson porn i watch and thats as much sense as ive managed to make of why my own mother doesnt turn me on but the second i think about "my mom" giving me a handjob while stroking my head in her lap and im nursing from her tits my dick immediately stands up to attention
seriously, i got hard typing this

>>35370008
adding on to the nursing handjob scenario ive spent way too much time trying to figure out a way in which she can stroke my hair, jerk me off and massage my prostate at the same time, sadly to no results.
if anyone has any ideas PLEASE share them
if anyone

>>35369581
You're an imbecile
Genetic variation is key to a population's survival

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>>35370008
>seriously, i got hard typing this
And i got hard from reading it...
>>35370033
I don't think that's possible, unless she either uses her head to stroke your hair or puts a vibrtor up your ass.

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>>35369926
They dindu nuthin.

>>35370076
one of the ways it kind of works is if she's sitting on a bed with her back to a wall/bedstand and you're sitting between her legs facing away, like spooning but sitting up.
so you kind of tilt your torso one way to give her access to your butt while her other hand jerk you off and she has her face in your hair.
but i guess that only works if you find the way your sweaty hair smells erotic and she's around your size.
then again you can just imagine you're 14/15 or whatever, it does it for me because i somewhat resembled a human back then, now im an ugly skellington with a beer belly. meh at least my legs and butt look somewhat ok from all those squats and deadlifts.

>>35370218
i mean yeah the nursing thing is gone, but you still feel the love with her enveloping you from behind.

>>35369568
I don't know about other faggots, but I like it because it's wrong. And something about exploring taboos and defying society norms in my small way satisfies my inner urge to be a special snowflake, that perhaps I'm not just another boring and pointless sack of meat among six billion with no purpose in existence. So in its small way, incest, especially when mixed with ntr pregnancy, birth, mind break, and other such degeneracy helps me affirm my humble existence and scream out to am ultimately indifferent universe that, at least for now, I exist and am different.

>>35370129
i'm glad dr8co is getting them sent to prison

>>35369450
So uhhh, how about posting fit milfs then? You know, for science, like.

>>35370037
oh god i sure hope the 7 billion people out there are going to make it.

>family chritmas dinner
>around 25 people at the table
>cousin invited his girlfriend to dinner
>really cute chick, 7/10, without make up and still really beautiful
>he is kinda proud because he could score such a cutie
>I arrive two hours later because I was busy with shit
>I introduce myself, and I have a small chat with my cousin
>so I enjouy myself, have a few drinks with relatives
>a few hours later everybody is kinda tipsy and having a good time
>girlfriend of my cousin wants to have a few shots with me
>no problem
>my cousin is drinking with us but cancel after a few shots
>suddenly she is groping me, massaging my dick while keeping deep eye contact
>I noped the fuck out
>don't know if I should inform my cousin
>what a whore

>>35370997

I would tell the guy

>>35370997
Tell him, he needs to jump that bullet.

>>35371034
>>35371084
How do I tell him?
Fuck that, he needs to learn it the hard way. Not going to ruin our relationship because of some bitch.

>>35371108

Tell him the following morning to ensure that the first time you tell him, he doesn't blame it on alcohol. You don't want to ruin his night. Let him have his sleep.

>>35371161
I probably tell him tomorrow. The problem is he is kinda naive and I'm sure he is gonna ingore her bullshit or even accuse me of lying. I'm gonna keep my distance and ignore her. Thank god I see them maybe two or three times a year.

>>35371231

If he doesn't believe you then it's only his fault. You'll have done all you could to save him anon.

>>35369568
>I don't want to fuck MY mum
I believe you, anon

>>35369926
Source?

>>35371240
You can't save him. I can assure you women will keep screw him over, and I don't want to be part of this bullshit. I'll tell him that his girlfriend made me feel uncomfortable and that I want to keep my distance, that is it.

>>35369568
>>35371249
is that what true love is? finding a woman that you can have the sexlife you wanted to have with your mom?
is this why people say you eventually marry someone like your mom?