/fraud/

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>tfw you have to fly on Christmas Day

>>35365786
Heading back to the senpai?

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Mfw I missed a whole fuckin thread.

to that guy wondering about weird pip. some places just hurt way more than others. i pretty much only do delts after like 3 yrs straight of pinning

>>35365778
Not the quad and if you do have trouble you have flexibility issues mate
>>35365830
Really? That thread had been up for ages. I guess it is the time of year when people are doing stuff. You get up to anything worth talking about?

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Any have qt red heads?

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I put my hands down to my side and pin where my fingertips hit.


I have double checked with putting my middle fingertip next to knee and pinning where it meets the thumb. They are in about the same place if that makes sense.

>>35366128
and you have pain? im tellin ya man i straight up quit pinning quads. always hurts

>>35366150

I have only done quads so far. The pain has been manageable. Im a little nervous to do arms just because im headed to thailand and dont need any dead arms while im over there training. Im used to sore legs.

>>35365767
Is there a pastebin to save all of my dumbass questions or should I just fire away?

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Gonna run my first cycle in the New Year.
10 weeks of test e and t bol, with test at 500mg/w.

I'm gonna get blood work done soon, which will include free test, SHBG, and estridol.

But from pic related, do you reckon I would definitely need an AI? I'm planning on running a low dose of aromasin EOD.

I know I'm DYEL, but I need to make up for the past 2 years of fucking about

>>35366196


You should probably look into your low levels of iron.

>>35366191
Do your own research phaggit
>>35366196
You're not going to get great results on steroids without lifting weights.

>>35366191
go ahead.

>>35366196
Youre gonna start lifting too right?

Watching 2013 Evil Dead on Xmas eve. Feels right.

>>35366191
Google fraud pastebin it should pop up
Reddit steroids wiki is great
Steroids.com is great

(Can't link because mods ban)

>>35366213
Okay, so I'm at roughly 20%BF (maybe a little higher now) and 180 pounds so I'm cutting to hopefully 10-12% and then I'd like to start a cycle. I have a word doc on my computer of a potential cycle but I have no idea where I got these ideas as it's from way back so it may be bat shit. What would be a good 1 time cycle and how much would it cost me?

Also how likely am I to get in trouble with the law for this?

>>35366196
Save your AI untill you need it IMO
Run 500 test for 12 weeks or longer if you can for better gains
Look at getting Dbol for the first 6-8 weeks for sick gainz

Look up all that stuff yourself and buy what you need here are the sources of info
>>35366230

>>35366234
If you are not retarded you should have no problems with jhonny law
What's your cycle?
Cutting to as lower bodyfat as you can is a good idea before cycling

>>35366209
Kek, nice one

>>35366211
>>35366215
I know I know boys, pls
>>35366248
I'm not too keen on running dianabol because my clear skin is precious to me, and I'm only looking to gain around 8 kilos of lean bodyweight. Any more will be a blessing
I'd rather prevent gyno than wait until it happens you know? My nips are puffy af already I'm natty.
Could I get a bodyfat guesstimate? Calliper a say 14 but I wasn't that accurate in taking the measurements.

>>35366234
you should definitely cut before going into it, good plan. a good cycle would be test for 12-15wks at 500mg or you could dabble in oral only cycles. not THE BEST plan but its how plenty people get their feet wet. its how i started and dont regret it.
and its doubtful you will get in any kind of legal trouble just follow procedures when ordering

>>35366252
It's 500mg/week test E for 14 weeks
40mg/day dbol for first 4 weeks
30mg/day Nolvadex
12.5mg Aromasin e3d - once a week as needed
250iu HCG twice a week.
This is just what I had written down, I'm gonna reresearch this to make sure this isn't retarded though. I priced it at 190 + cost of HCG for the whole deal.

>>35366271
I heard oral only fucks your liver real bad and you don't keep a lot of gains from those, that being said I'm far from knowledgeable on the subject. Wouldn't I still need to inject for PCT/Aromasin too?

>>35365895
>>35366128
>>35366150
>>35366172
>not pinning the god tier ventroglutes
It's like you guys aren't even trying to make it

>>35366262
Its really personal preference but I would leave talking an AI until you start to show signs of sides (my first cycle I didn't need to take any at all)
Again dbol is personal preference but the gainz on it are like no other on your first cycle
You look like you have never touched a weight before so it's hard to tell. Using calipers is usually 2-3% high but they seem about right for you. You should be fine to jump on right now but I would recommend getting stronger natty for joint/tendon health
Your nipples while itch like nothing else if you are starting to develop gyno. You have like a weeks warning before you even start to get gyno so don't worry at all about pre loading an AI or anything

>>35366306
I am a bit drunk right now so take what I said with a couple of grains if salt

>>35366284
eh i wouldnt complicate it w hcg and all that. the dbol. i mean if you really feel comfortable and have the money sure. i say 500mg test/wk and aromasin .5 every few days. 30mg a day nolva? no.
>>35366298
yeah but you go off cycle and over time those gains will leave anyway. oral only they just go away a bit quicker.
and they fuck w your liver no more than a beer. and at 8wks isnt going to do anything. it fucks w your liver after years of oral abuse.

you dont inject aromasin or pct.

>>35366306
Okay that's great advice man, thanks.

Is it pointless to run one cycle /fit/? I've been lifting for a year so I'm not at my genetic potential by far, I'd be able to keep the gains right?

>>35366343
Doing a single blast to get to your natty limit is pretty common

>>35366348
Its pretty common to continue cycling after your first too. You just feel too good on test desu senpai

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>>35366116

>>35366304
2scary. delts only thanku

>>35366348
Don't really wanna get to my natty potential either lol, just wanna get a few kilos of mass quicker

>>35366348
this idea drives me nuts.
>>35366354
my first cycle started like 3-4yrs ago

>>35366328
This is why I like coming here for advice. Thank you. I recall hearing that injectables take time to kick in so you should do an oral for the first 4 weeks of the cycle, is this true? Also estimated total cost for a full cycle + PCT?

>>35366382
Just eat more
2bh a waste of time getting on gear for that
>>35366387
Yep makes me cringe thinking about the waste of chems
>>35366389
Yep a lot of blasts for beginners have dbol for the first couple of weeks

Just saw SST is down and the pastebin has no sources, where do you people get yours?

>>35366422
Can't talk about sources or we get banned

But a local source mails it to me takes a couple of days in the post

>>35366428
Fug

>>35366389
yes orals get right to work. when i started test it took like 5weeks to start feeling anything at all. and its not as wild as youd imagine, just really horny. 500mg is a good start but you wont be blown away or overwhelmed at all.
i think most sources charge around 40-70 bucks a vial, you get 3. plus shipping, maybe an ai bout $300-400

>>35366435
Steroid source talk reddit looks up to me???

>>35366439
For some reason my browser kept putting ".compact" in the url, got rid of it and now everything's good. Fuck I'm dumb

>>35366196
I'm gonna give you the best advice here.

Start the test. Buy aromasin from a high quality source. Keep estrogen low, but don't crush it. It's beneficial to bring estrogen lower to lose fat and stay drier. Low estrogen is 35 pcgs/ml. High estrogen will make you stronger and make better gains, and that's fine if you're going for all out muscle.

Your goal for this cycle is to get to single digits. You can gain about 1lb muscle/week while losing 1-2lbs fat/wk. If you can do this you're doing everything right.

Tbol's fine but it won't net much fat loss or muscle gain, other than a temporary cosmetic effect and strength.

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what stack do I do to become the guy on the right?

thanks /roid/

>>35366557
These questions lmao

any good generic gh floating around yet

>>35366647
Since you're willing to use generics:

Medtech is supposed to be stocking legit gins. I know an endo who tested their last batch, and they increased gh just as much as real jins should.

Or go with ipamorelin. 500mcg 3-5x daily. Buy it for $2/ 2mg vial from raw suppliers. Taeian said it could replace rHGH. I'm trying it right now, but I gotta order more and give it more time.

>>35366723
Order tren e again too

jm on monday i tweaked my back doing 10kg side laterals and it still hasnt subsided

this ever happened to you

hurts like hell

>>35366723
ive heard mixed about mts but that was when it was tested like 2yrs ago.
curious about frags, which i think ipamorelin is, yes? still havent been convinced idk. want gh but legit and cheap soo...maybe impossible

>>35366530
>You can gain about 1lb muscle/week while losing 1-2lbs fat/wk.
No

>>35366887
Nah is possible, depends on several factors however

>>35366887
Crap, I meant gain 1lb of muscle for every 1-2lbs of fat lost. That should be realistic. lbm should increase no matter what on your first cycle. After that, if you wanna keep losing fat while gaining, you'll need tren.

>>35366767
These results were earlier this year.

>>35366735
Used to do side bends with 100lb+dumbbell.
My back couldn't take it and put me out for weeks after a tweak.

Ice your back, see a chiro (get an xray so he doesn't fuck you up more) and make sure to eat carbs, salt and sleep well

in

>>35367149
What's current blast?

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>>35367207
800 trenE
getting test soon doe

>>35367211
You running tren solo atm?

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>>35367220
indeed I am

>>35367223
Lmao Jesus

>>35367249
indeed.

its intresting

dreamt I fuckt swedishkiler last night
that was cool.
she was nice in my dream

>>35367257
Interesting as in bad? It's like you're trying to self sabotage.

>>35367259
>Interesting as in bad?
idk, probably.

other whatsapp trips are saying I'm too thirsty and emo.

so yeah.

but fuckit, need to do this.
staying on tren till atleast March '16

>>35367269
Great! Match it with test in a 1:1 ratio!

>>35367269
Have you left the forbidden dyel mode yet with them balogna aestheticz?

>>35367282
Hey big fella, hows the roiding lately?

>>35367282
was planning on doing trt dose for test

>>35367300
kinda
maybe
idk

was very sick a while ago

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>>35367300
Great.

Doing PSMF, down to 218 from 255-260. Strength is up on 1.5g test 400 eq. Starting to get some nice "pop".

>>35367223
U crazy bro

>>35367325
How the legs doing

>>35367331
Better, considering I dislocated my patella again about 4 weeks ago. I should stop leg extension and do rear foot elevated split squat.

>>35367311
Pic

I'm >>35367325
Yeah your delts finally are looking roid capped and the traps are pete rubish tier, high androgen mode more and more everyday

I can see you becoming white cedric mcmillan in like 5years

>>35367325
but who was legs?

>>35367344
>responding to bimbo
>for some reason accidentily stating I'm bimbo

Idk what's going on

Maybe that 1/8 of mushrooms I ate an hour ago

>>35367325
height?

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>>35367344
They're taking they're sweet ass time.

>>35367354
6'4

>>35367338
I have also had chronic patella dislocations since it first happened in my teens
it's gotten to the point where it's not even that painful and I recover from it fairly quickly. As soon as it happens I just instinctly grab my knee cap and shove it back into place without even looking at it.
Shit sucks, the connective tissue holding it is all loose as fuck now. I should really go see the physio or have a consultation with a surgeon.

>>35367328
maybe kek

>>35367344
dont even think I have any recent shirtless pics saved

>>35367361
how much do you weigh?

>>35367369
Yep same issues here. The patellar tendon is like a wet noodle at this point. I'm just banking on large quads becoming protective to some degree, but having the patella dislocate puts me out of working legs for a week or so at a time every 3-4 months.

>>35367380

See >>35367325

>>35367398
ah didnt see thx bby

Do you guys ever pause though and wonder if the muscle hustle is even worth the effort/time/focus? I sometimes get thrilled by the idea of just throwing away the gains and going full skelly hipster book reader again.

I know you can read books as a juicemonkey but let's be reality, this lifestyle is so god damned distracting from other hobbies it's insane

>>35367405
No.

In my area I'm seen as high value for literally just doing what feels natural, being large. Also it's just kinda my niche.

>>35367405
dont quit

>>35367405
Why is it distracting from other hobbies?
Manage your time better.

>>35367414
I guess I just get anxious when I feel stuck in a particular situation

There's nothing but mo gains and perhaps g4p in the gains lifestyle

>>35367416
Let's not get ahead of ourselves now, just mentally fapping over the alternative rn

>>35367424
I think it's more a matter of clouding my thought process

about 20% of the time I'm pretty sure my thoughts are just about how my e2 levels are

>>35367405
Kek no
It requires a lot of knowledge and self studying but once you get over that hurdle you don't need to spend more time on it than you think.
>be me
>gym 6 times a week, each sesh taking around 1-1.5 hours
>pin every Sunday and Wednesday, takes like 2 mins to do
>meal prep etc, maybe takes a bit long than normal ppl
>shit post on fraud when I'm on the bus or when I'm about to go asleep

The rewards to be gained clearly outweigh the time spent.
It's not like you would spend your new found time 100% productively, you'd probably shitpost and watch series kek

>>35367430
I guess? I don't feel stuck at all. Competing for the first time in 19 weeks, and told I could have a real shot at nationals.

Lifting has afforded me great opportunities work wise too; my DM is already looking to promote me again.

Idk it's the one thing I'm okay at, and I'm okay with that.

>>35367437
Okay, manage your ai better lol

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Guess I am alone in this train of feels. I'll miss you bros if I ever go full hopster chainsmoking espresso sipping qt hipster chasing mode

Here's where I'm at currently

>>35367466
Nice dubs.

I like what I can see.

Why can't you do both? My fb is hipster as fuck Asian chick that works at F21 and all her hipster af coworkers drool over me.

P sure if you want hipster ladies, you can keep lifting.

>>35367466
Keep chasing the aesthetics breh
Who wants a skinny hipster pseudo feminist? Yuck
If you don't care about your own gains at least do it for tha future high test fit qt3.14 gf

>>35367466
Whats wrong with your calf m8?

>>35367474
Less about the bitches and more about the not needing to care about the bodybuilt lifestyle

I like the body I've made but I wonder sometimes if I wouldn't be more content just a shredded skelly not needing to worry about physique aesthetics all the time

>>35367492
It ain't for everyone I guess.

>>35367492
Different strokes, I guess. If it's not workin, it's not workin.


Of course you don't need to lift to feel good who you are or have value as a well rounded individual. I actually had the reverse crisis of conscience earlier; self doubt involving my of only passion and value as a male is being large.

But if you find it driving and fulfilling, why stop? Vice versa, if it's not that, why continue?

>>35367492
Stop being a little bitch, either get that estrogen in check or stop bitching about your roid paranoia and go post on r9k

>>35367510
Maybe I'll just work on getting super shreds at that size and think about other shit besides gains

Normies already think I'm xbox hyooge from some angles

Kinda an inbetween there. I feel like with cutting there's less "am I making it" feels as you're essentially just not eating

>>35367522
This isn't constructive in the least lmao

>>35367522
How am I being a little bitch by talking about alternative lifestyles you fucken goomba

Open ur mind

>>35367526
That's how I do it every 3-4 months. PSMF takes the anxiety out of the equation; "am I growing right? Getting fat? Are my rear delts growing?"

It's also reassuring to see what's hiding underneath. You sound like you want to keep lifting, you're just unsure of how lmao

>>35367539
Word, word. I guess I just needed a refresh on what to do. Felt too stagnant and I'm a man that likes thrills. I'll start dieting harder and focus on other shit more. Appreciate the guidance bimbo senpai

dbol + test e
or
anavar + test e
or
EQ + test e

>>35367576
Lmao I feel it
>>35367578
Eq and test all the way dog

hey guys.

ive been cruising on 250 test for last year and now im 180 at 6-7%bf

i can get a job as a fitness model, but the guy told me I need to be at least 25 lbs heavier and little bit more bf is acceptable by march

I have pharma test, pharma drol and pharma var available

i can get tren and dbol from a good source too

what would you have me do?

is it even possible?

>>35367588
I have both of those things in stock :)

Actually never used eq. It good? Maybe I should try it.

>>35367612
Eq is something I plan on never taking out. I keep it consistent around 400-800mg but on heavy blasts I might jump to 1.2-1.5g, but that's where minor anxiety hits me.

I feel great on it though and love the pop it provides.

>>35367631
Hmm I'll give it a shot. Why not.

>>35367607
Tren makes fitness models

>>35367631
I ran eq for a shortwhile and it gave me terrible anxiety at 750mg. Like minor panic attacks throughout the day. Also raised by bp a ton.

>>35367660
how much should I do? i heard it has nasty sides

>>35367660
I mitigate bp with 400mg coq10 carditone magnesium and walking two miles daily to work.

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is this safe & powerful pwo /fraud/?

>>35367670
Probably... 500

Throw in some dbol too for good measure

I travel a lot. Are SARMs like lgd-4033 my best bet for something proper I can freely travel around with?

>>35367688
Best bet is test-U because it has such a goddamn long halflifw you'll almost never pin

Would a low does of test (100-150ew) make me feel more awake, aggressive and happier?

Life and work is harming my training and mindset.

>>35367696
True, I can't get my hands on it though

>>35367681
thanks!

>>35367707
You'd need to check your blood levels to know that

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/12663-did-a-body-building-supplement-trigger-classroom-cops-rage

Not even once

just pinned for the first time, do i need to get a trip now?

>>35367761
creatine not even once

>>35367763
Probably should.

>>35367798
ok

Just bagged 45k

>>35367862
sweet, think the shop assistant made you?

>>35367837
Welcome

>>35367673
all stimulants fuck your body

>>35367878
thanks

>>35367957
Post fizzeek lad

>>35367885
How fast do you usually finish fapping?

>>35367536
>How am I being a little bitch by talking about alternative lifestyles you fucken goomba

/fit/

90% autism

don't exspect empathy over here

>>35368015
built one of them wrist rollers.
thanks senpai, works wonders.

>>35368015
>90% autism
Surprisingly low

>>35368030
Glad i could help.

Everyone can make one himself and don't have to suffer from toothpick forearms anymore.

Have a good one breh

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Or you can make him like this, if you don't have any weights lol

>>35368077
1 gallon of water is 8lbs, ya? Dunno why you couldn't just buy a plate though.

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>>35368101
kek, yeah i know, was just kidding breh

murryyy crrruhhstmuss

>>35368178
Merry Christmas buddy. :^)

>>35367967
but im still dyel :'(

>>35368218
Who isn't tho

>>35367873
I mean I just pocketed over 45k €
Feels indescribable I'm feeling euphoric

>>35366196
EAT
BIG
GET
BIG

>>35368218
I would like to be able to see the progress

You're just beginning. No bully I promise

>>35367862
Buy me tren
Or sdrol
:3

>>35367631
Solid plan. I'm loving keeping eq in my blasts and cruises.

It's a nice compound to compliment test and an oral or test and tren.

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Hello my fraud friends I have a question, do i need to worry about pct if I am only gonna pin 50mg of test suspension a week?

>>35368735
>ayy lmao

>>35368735
2/10
Made me reply

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How much sterile oil should I add to really pippy gear to kinda dilute it?

>ordered clomid to see if I could get shitty natty levels of hormones in check
>Accidentally dyslexia and ordered clen

W-Well guess I'm cutting early this year haha...

>>35368735
>>35369011
I thought women were good at multitasking. You should be able to not eat like a pig and still keep the house clean.

Hello newfriends

I had testicle cancer and am probably going on dat dere TRT after my chemo.

Any tips?

>>35369490
dont die from cancer

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>>35369490

shots should be every 3/5 days depending on the ester unless you go with test decanoate which lasts months.

Ideal dose for most guys seems to be 200mg/week of Test cyp which may make your levels higher than the reference range but who gives a shit

Sweet money

>>35367536
There is no alternative buddy

>>35368287
How?

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>>35369699
Who died? Or did someone seriously give you 45k for Christmas?

>>35368015
I understand his situation and can see from his perspective how it sucks if he got roid paranoia.
Doesn't mean I don't think it's weak tho

>>35369829
It's the most beautiful day of my life

>>35369829
Xmas

I sucked a dick from a rich bald black guy.

>>35370072
just wait, you'll be crying about some inane bullshit tomorrow

such is the glory of jm

>>35370105
Hey MT

I was going to ask JM if his tests came back clear but that ain't the real JM

>>35365767
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis

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>>35370473
I know this is bait but testosterone increases bone density.

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>>35370473
Thank you for this message on Christmas I feel sorry that you have nothing better to do than try to troll random people you don't know over the Internet

>>35370494
I will add to this by mentioning that lifting increases bone density as well.

>>35370529
B-but muh awareness campaigns

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Bump with qt

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>>35370935
Eh

>>35370473
Nandrolone was prescribed to women mainly to fight osteoporosis.

So I've got my training down more and more every week. I've developed some nice strategies and manipulated a few things to get some nice pumps, move some heavyish weight, and not tear my shit up. Feels good friends. Merry Christmas.

>>35371263
Genuinely happy for you f a m

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>Be 34
>Have 3 boys (No more kids, thx)
>Bald (Started thinning, decided to shave it all off for years now)
>Married
>Gyming consistently since June (Factory worker, so always been stronk tho)
>Always been kinda fat, but losing weight at a good pace cuz gym.
>Diet is better, hitting my macros nearly erry day.
>Eating at a caloric deficit because still fat.

Progress is slow and im not getting any younger. I want to kick it up and the thing I see most from people who have been lifting for years that eventually jump on the gain-train is that they wish they had started sooner. I would be lying if I didnt say I wasnt interested in hopping on too.
I would like to see my lifts progress faster, fat to burn faster, and lean muscle to come faster. So the big question is: Should I?

merry christmas everyone!!!!!!!

i have never been as happy as this very moment

>>35370947
Hey Amanda

>>35371786
you learned to print money?

>>35371803
>being this mad

hahaha poverty is a sickness

life is good

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>>35371847
>spreads around a few grand worth of bills on the floor to take a picture so he can brag about it on a chinese dakimakura trading website
>"life is good"

>>35371878
>45k
>few grand

>>35371785
Will you be able to juice? Family and issue?
>>35371786
Your STI tests come back clean?

What should I do if I'm not getting sick dbol pumps in the gym but I'm getting those annoying back and shin pumps? Day 4 btw

>>35371898
>Your STI tests come back clean?

no news yet with these holidays

should know early next week

>>35371909
When you have AIDs can we have a party?

>>35371906
press lego bricks into your anus

>>35371925
>aids

lol

jokes on you i dont take it in the ass

worse i can get are those easily treatable ilnesses

>Other people get smaller
>I never get bigger

Gurgh. Worst feeling.

>>35365767
>>35365767
I'm thinking of running an 8 week cycle of LGD-4033 but it is clear that there will be some shutdown, and a test base is probably a good idea.

Would it be possible to just run test-e at 8 weeks along the LGD to help with the shutdown?? I know it's not a good idea to run short cycles of test coz it takes so long to see effects, but I'm only using it for a mere test base, LGD is to be the main compound in a sense.

Test would be at maybe 250mg/w or 500?

>>35371941
Those dominican niggers looked pretty low class and aidsy, lets be honest here denty

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>>35371847
holy shit 45k. heritage?

This must be your best christmas

happy for you bruh

Should I even consider roids if I already have anger problems?

>>35372001
>holy shit 45k. heritage?

kek heritage

no there would be a zero behind that number at the very least in that case

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>>35372001
btw i'am jelly as fuck.

when is my time for money

damn poverty

>>35372029
you got hair dont be so greedy

let the baldies enjoy the money

Rate this cycle:

600mg Test Cyp week 1-12
400mg Deca week 1-12
40mg dbol ED week 1-4

>>35372040
You can wipe your tears with money

or fund some science for better hair transplant

but how did you get the money?

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>>35372020
p-pls respond
srs question

>>35372020
roids like test won't let you rage. Only elevated e2 levels will.

i would not consider tren.

Make sure your e2 levels are elevated. I'am relatively calm with test only. Only when my e2 is too high i get really angry/mad

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>>35372086
i loled so hard at this>>35371878

>few grand

>>35372020
>>35372098
yes just pull yourself together, be aware of your actions, think before you do shit, dont get in situations that will cause anger

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What did you guys get for xmas?

I got gains and food. Very good xmas so far.

>>35372127
*not

>>35372130
I'am mad as fuckkk, lmao.

cashh? drugsdealer? how? tell me your secrets

>>35372130
>All that money
>Doesn't even have a MBP

>>35372159
just chrismas present

you never get money for chrismas?

>>35372135
JM got AIDs for christmas

>>35372135
money, but not 45k
razer keyboard and mouse
some other little things
hotel booking for new years eve

you?
>>35372172
>you never get money for christmas?
yeah, of course, but not 45k. kek

>>35372189
i now have 70k of liquids

also got a lot invested in my apartment, about 100k

man

this chit is so sweet

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>be Normie now
>partying and chilling with friends
>feel legit happy

We're all going to make it fellas

>>35372231
shut up queerbo

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>>35372230
did you sold your kidney on the black market?

from now on, no more negativity

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>>35372255
I'm on that natty pct, no attraction to trannies atm

>>35372047
1/10

extremely liver toxic and zero gains is in your future

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>>35372185
Ah the gift that keeps on giving.

>>35372189
45k sounds like enough money to retire in africa.

Dubs and jm becomes an African king

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>>35371787
nigga wat.

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>>35372307
>45k sounds like enough money to retire in africa.
indeed, i can imagine him sitting on his throne, living the boss life

pic related

>>35372368
if i sell my apartment and empty my bank i got at least 170k

if i sell my car i got 185 k

amazing

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>>35372368
K I N G L I F E

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>>35372427

If i sell my house I got 350k

If I sell my car i got 352k

>not rich at all housing up here just fucking sucks.


14 degrees and frosty as hell.


Thailand in t minus 5 days!

Should i be taking pictures of places and prostitutes im banging and posting them up here while im away?

Will definitely be doing a roid writeup for how/where to get them.

>>35372427
holy shit, talking about financial security.

i'am jelly i admit. kek

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>>35372472
if i sell my muscles to some old fruitcakes like chem, i will be rich.

gonna be some BDSM Master, punishing twinks and old man for money.

shall i share the pics when i'am busy?

>>35372472
>If i sell my house I got 350k
>If I sell my car i got 352k
2k car? not hating, but srs?

>>35371968
PLS HELP

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>>35372546
Pls bully me ;_;

Which ones of you has a girlfriend and why

>>35372472
do you mean your house is worth 350 or are you saying you actually completed all payments for the 350

i mean i have invested/paid off 100k for my apartment

I am medically prescribed 200 mg of Test and 500 ui of HCG.

My friend has anvar and winstrol.
My doctor told me I should just do Winstrol.
He also told me I can't take it while I am getting injections.

I am wanting to cut down from 241 to 220 by April and 205 by next year.

Any advice?

>>35372474
>all this time you were thinking i am poverty
>christmas 2015 is when it all changed
>mastest now knows jm is not poverty

next time i'm taking brasil chic out to eat i'm gonna pay with a 500 note

she will be so hard on my cock later that night

if there is one thing that drives women crazy it's cash money

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>>35372560

I have a 2003 Subaru Forester. I got it for 2300 bucks. It came with an extra set of rims for snow tires. it had dash problems. I spend waaaay under what its worth then drop 50$ on ebay instrument cluster. VOILA! Fixed.


I have a AWD (pretty necessary for up here) car that gets 22mpg and you wouldnt believe it....but these foresters are rated at like 3500lbs for towing so i tow my 18 foot bayrunner behind it as well. When towing i get 20mpg.


you just cant beat it. It doesnt look like a piece of shit or anything, and i keep it clean.
when i lived in Texas I used to have a nice souped up Mr2 Turbo but up here where theres like 40 miles of road and you are landlocked i dont feel the need to have a super nice car. It does exactly what i want it to and its reliable.


>>35372546

a bdsm master huh? Have fun with that. Financial domination is the tits for sure. Im on Fetlife and have done that for quite a while now. takes a little finesse but def worth it.

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>>35372635
i will just pretend money is not important for me

>>35372666
haha

seeing the effect this has on you now i wonder what that asshole who laughed at my hairloss would feel if he saw me with big stacks of cash, more money in my hand than in his entire bank account

hahahah

he would be so bummed

>>35372663
2004 Forester 2.5xs here, if you go in the fuse box, you can put in a fuse to turn it FWD, save fuel when you don't need AWD. (No its not the safety mode)

i wonder how much cash my padre has

probably 1,5-2 million euros

just making a ball park guess

>>35372632
>I am wanting to cut down from 241 to 220 by April and 205 by next year.
>Any advice?
Fix your diet.

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>>35372693
>>35372678

Im not even being an asshole here. Have you ever tried therapy?
>>35372687

Really? I might be able to rock that in the summers. Ill have to look into that. Thanks for the heads up.

no probably significantly more

kek
i just dont know what to think anymore

he exceptionally pulls in close to 40K in a week

>>35372718
>Im not even being an asshole here. Have you ever tried therapy?

is this what poor people tell themselves? that therapy is a substitute for money?

jesus lol

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>>35372678
probably mad as fuck. Like the most ppl.

bb-u-t at leas-t-t- i-i-am h-h-a-p-py

>>35372711
I am bulking, my diet is 3500 to 4000 calories I will cut starting January, it is going to be 2500 Calories a day, or a pound a week of weight loss.

baby mama is so fucking stupid

she could have lived like a queen with me

stupid bitch lol

kek
e
k

boss lyf

>>35372730

I mean obviously money isnt fixing you because youre still broken, so if therapy cant... whats left?

>>35372750
>>35372750
lmao

at least you are admitting it

those denial people crack me up with their mental acrobatics

MONEY DOESNT MAKE YOU HAPPY

I HAVE DEEP SPIRITUAL THOUGHTS, MATERIALISM IS BENEATH ME

>>35372761
broken? i am on top of the world you fucking rodent

>jacked as hell
>18" guns
>money plenty
>shiny black benz

>>35372768


Yeah people like that are dumb. I may not be rich, but i have done well for myself. first person in my family of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers to graduate highschool and then go to college.

Moved up here, have a decent job in the maritime field, and am working on making a butt ton of cash. I have about 3ish more years to go before im clearing 100k a year. The good thing about that though is that ill be off 6 months a year and still making that.


Not a bajillionaire, but definitely comfortable.

>>35372796
goo job breh

money gets the bitches

>>35372778

on top of the world.


you think about some asshole that made fun of your hair or lack therof and wonder what his face would be like when he knew you made buttloads of cash.

implying that his opinion of you matters in some weird way.

I would love to hang out with you IRL though. Just to see if you are a cartoon or not.


Congrats on the 18 inch arms though. I saw that pic when you first showed em. Respect.

>>35372820
>you think about some asshole that made fun of your hair or lack therof and wonder what his face would be like when he knew you made buttloads of cash.


ye it feels good man

feeels really really good

satisfying

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>>35372768
>muhh buddhism

>>35372796
>first person in my family of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers to graduate highschool and then go to college.

mirin family

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>>35372752
You're 35lbs above your cut weight you already fucked up your diet.

Do a contest prep diet or psmf take your pick.

>>35372761
Don't try man. You need to understand jm logic. It's like regular logic except the exact opposite.

>>35372778
>broken? i am on top of the world you fucking rodent
You still obsess over baby mama m8

>>35372835
>You still obsess over baby mama m8


no when i bring her up these days it's more like a meme

it makes me laugh

i am really over that bitch

this brasil chic is so much better at sucking my cock and moaning in portugese while i'm fucking her and she squeezin my nuts

feels good mayne

feelss good

>>35372835
Nah m8 i dont do weak ass bodybuilding I do weightlifting and I compete in the 105 kg weight class (235lbs) I bulked up and now I want to cut down.

Man should never ask you guys don't know shit.

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I respect the little things in life.

Who needs money with that mentality brehs

>>35372923
jm needs therapy

he is broken

what is left

he is just a shell

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>>35372923


look here >>35372925


brutal owning

TIME TO FAP HARD (possibly trannies even)

and go to sleep

workout in the morning

life is so good

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>>35372869
>claims we don't know shit so he doesn't have to admit he doesn't understand anything about diet
This is textbook denial

>>35372994
I've never seen anyone desperately trying to project his insecurities onto other people as hard as you do. You are the poster-boy for cognitive dissonance.

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>>35373035

DE NILE
ITS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT


Been sick since sunday. Finally feeling better. Going to smash my diet because its christmas.


love you guise.

>>35373046
Enjoy. I can only imagine how great xmas in Thailand is.

>>35373061


Im not there yet. I leave Jan 31st.

land in BKK at like 12am Jan 3rd.


Staying right next to a blowjob bar when i get there.

20$ gets you a ball washing and a beej.

its the best.

I have one day in bkk to find some testoviron so i can pin because im too scared to bring a vial of UGL shit with me.

good news is i can get bloods in Chiang mai for about 100 bucks so i can make sure everything is good.

>>35373081

Dec 31st

>>35373081
Lol aren't you married in or something

>>35373118
ew. no.


a poly relationship? check!

bag it and i am safe.


so many euro slut backpackers there its a shame that everyone pays for sex here. swedes mostly. they are hot as hell

now that i have straightened this out >>35373126


i can finally fap and go to sleep

>>35373137
Nice man. My gf is bi and down for three somes. Now that I think about it, it's Christmas. We should get a hooker tonight.
Also I will be in Anchorage in July.

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>>35372663
>2003 Subaru Forester. I got it for 2300 bucks
That's a pretty goddamn good deal.

Looking at getting a used Forester soon myself.

brehs i just aspirated 0.1 cc of blood, pulled out, repinned the same spot and shot the blood back in without changing pins

ask me anything

>>35373156


Awesome. Make it to Juneau and i can get you on a whale watch.


>>35373179

Yeah i lucked out. The dad of some guy overseas wanted it sold and that dash issue could have been a big nightmare. I lucked out and instead of fucking around just replaced that whole dash. 3 connections and boom. DONE. i think i could probably resell for about 3500 when im done with it. Eventually ill upgrade to a truck but this will work for a while.

Subarus up here are a dime a dozen. Ive owned like 5 in my 7 years working up here. they really work well for the most part.

>>35373416

Why would you do that? to watch the whole world burn?

>>35373416
How many pips have you got?

I workout 5 days a week this is basically what I've been doing for the past couple weeks but I feel like I should be doing more (I'm naturally very strong in the legs and I'm not doing any leg days) what should I add to my routine? This is my first time doing high rep low weight training to start getting more asthetic as I have always done powerlifting programs so any help would be appreciated

Workout A

Bench Press: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
Bent Over Row: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
Dumbbell Shoulder Press: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Bicep Curl: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Rope Tricep Pull-downs: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Squats 3 sets of 6-8 reps

Workout B


Incline Bench Press: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
Lat Pull-down: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
Barbell Shoulder Press: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Front Lateral Raises: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Dips: 3 sets of 10-12 reps
Deadlift: 3 sets of 6-8 reps

can you buy empty vials with stoppers from a chemist/pharmacy?

>>35365767
Is an 8 week cycle of test-e long enough to run to combat the suppression from say, LGD-4033 or Dianabol? I want to run an oral because of time constraints, but I want a test base.

Let me make it clear that I'm only wanting to run test to handle suppression, not for more gains.

My cycle would be:
250mg test e p/w 1-8 weeks
LGD-4033 10mg ED 1-8 weeks
1.25mg Finasteride ED 1-8 weeks (got a perfect hairline, seriously as good as Zayn Malik's so I'm not risking it)
12.5 mg aromasin EOD 1-8 weeks

PCT:
20/20/20/10 nolvadex

>>35374044
Swap test e for test p

>>35374067
First cycle so test p might be too much for me to handle, I hate needles. I had to be strapped down as a kid.
What about test-phenyl (Testolent)?

>>35374073
Both are better then test e for that short. jabbing will get easier once you do it a few times

>>35373903
Anybody have anything on this?

Pinned 6ml of oil with an 18G into VG. No pain #righteous

>>35374106
I'm just wary of TPP(testolent) because there's no anecdotes on forums. But it shouldn't be any different than injecting test p should it?

>>35367016
to gain muscle and lose fat at the same time do you eat at maintenance or + or - ?

>>35374126
Na, I would think pip would be slightly less. and you could do eod pins instead of ed, like with npp

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>>35374125
>6ml of oil
Jeez. What are you running?

Anyone use mamofen from ADC?

Thoughts?

>>35374044
Suppression isn't even that much of a big deal especially if your only running it for 8 weeks. I'd just run the SARM solo then PCT with 10/10/10/10 nolva.
Also swap out LGD-4033 for RAD-140 if you can.

>>35374309
>LGD-4033 for RAD-140
I can, but why?

>>35365767
Hey there guys. Ill admit Im not a gear user and have no plans to, but after doing some reading, Im still curious. For anyone whos used them, can you guys tell me what nandrolone and equipose do from your guys experience?

>>35374394
As well, what does it feel like? What mental changes happened?

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Which is...better?

Debit card?

It's ADC.

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>>35374434
Prepaid visa

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Ayyy

>>35374204
1.5g test 800eq 350mast weekly

Pinned 750test 800eq and 100mast tonight.

Im looking into losing my natty card. Im about 196 lbs at 5 11 and ive been lifting for 4 or 5 years now. My deal is, when i cut i lose way more muscle mass than id like to, even on a syrict deficit so now i just dgaf.

Can anyone give me any resources to point me in the right direction? Total noob to the topic and i really am not trying to fuck my shit up at 22. Thanks anons amd merry xmas u fuckers

I'm about to start my first Tren + Test cycle in jan. I've only been lifting for strength and desu only really care about that. I've been doing SS since september and recently stalled.

Would I be able to perform SS 5 days a week while on a tren cycle as the recovery time is a lot quicker or is that still too heavy, too often? Anyone do a fast-progressing strength routine while on cycle?

First time user, suspecting naturally low t levels due to low energy, easy fat gain, brainfog etc., but have not confirmed this through any tests.

Currently on a 10 week 250mg test e cycle to start things off.

> What should I expect at such a low dose?

> Should I inject once or twice a week?

> is PCT necessary in my case?

>>35374394
Nandrolone: one of my favorite for gains least favorite mentally (take any mental sides with a grain of salt)

Very solid gains no better than test for strength.

Mentally it made me more emotional. Only in the sense where I was catching feels more easily.

Eq: mild gains mild sides

Very steady gains I really like it.

Anxiety for the first week from fat front load gone a week later

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>>35374521
Mirin thirsty glutes.
Are you only pinning twice a week?

>>35374556
Nah test twice weekly, eq once and mast eod.

>>35374503
dont fuck niggers anon

>>35374503
>haven't responded in over 2 and a half hours.

Has anyone here tried running a cycle in their teens?
I'm currently 17 and looking to acquire zyzz aesthetics.
Considering doing low doses of tren and test.

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> at Christmas, think little brother is now taller [thanks to my experiments on him]
> strange to see people taller than me
> 35% German, 25% Irish Jew, 10% Dutch Jew, 10% Scandinavian Jew, 20% [Scottish Jew/Anglo-Saxon/Italian/Swiss Jew/Luxembourgian Jew/French Jew]
> I'm 6' 1", 6' 4" according to you liars
> he'll probably be 6' 3", 6' 7" according to you liars
> family saying he hasn't caught up to my height yet

Wow, so that's how other people see me. Must be intimidating as fuck considering I'm 235 lbs and have veins popping out of temples.

Is anyone else intimidated/turned on by tall girls? I've always had a tall girl fetish but they're typically aloof, maybe just insecure.

>>35374650

i ran test prop for 8 weeks when i was 16, im 20 now and dont do gear anymore my levels are fine. but i wouldnt recommend doing it because if you're anything like i was. a fulltime job and responsibilities will hit you like a truck when you finish school and fuck up your gains hard. so why waste the precious first cycle at that age when you can do it later on.

>>35374538
bump for curiosity on tren effectiveness

>>35374671
It's a neat feeling.

>>35374671
I'm 5'11" and used to date a girl the same height

She was hot af 9.5/10 in my book

Blonde hair blue eyes skinny but still had small perky tits and ass

It really got me hard that all the 6'3"+ lanklets that pursued her turned into beta orbiters while she banged me who was under 6 foot

We just never really clicked on an emotional level though but God damn son bringing her around my friends and family sure did boost the old ego

>>35374538
>SS on tren
Even rip would call you a retard

>>35374671
>Is anyone else intimidated/turned on by tall girls?

Dunno, never had a conversation with one because they all look straight over the top of my head in confusion every time I try to talk to them

What your preferred bulk cycle? I just lost 40 lbs after being hospitalized for a intestinal infection

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>>35374702
> so why waste the precious first cycle at that age
> the age when the body is primed for growth
> the age when Test alone will make your dick bigger
> the age when Test alone will get you a six pack with no diet
> the age when Test alone will get you 16-18 year old pussy
> the age when Test alone will strengthen your bones for the rest of your life
> implying the first cycle is precious

m8.

>>35374797

The aryan engineer girls at my uni like to dominate manlets.

>>35374834

m8.

>>35374806
I mean i legitly dont see the problem with this, why not? and add more volume maybe after the main sets are done

>>35374920
I've never really cared either way
Taller, shorter, whatever.
It's body shape and personality that matters

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God damn, I'm on fire with how excited I am for this NYE now, it's going to be a full blown experience.

Happy Kwanzaa, /fraud/,

>>35374920
She was a psych major and really submissive

I feel like those two have some type of correlation

I'd take her out and she'd tower over me in her 6 inch heels getting hit on by every guy at the bar. but then we'd go home and id tie her up and degrade her like no other

I sure would love to be dominated by an engineer aryan qt (unless she was a civil engineer ee or mech only)

>>35374920
Should I just yolo and hop on the tren/test bike and get some mad highschool pussy before it's too late?