how do i get a goddamn beard /fit/ holy shit all the males in

>>35355653
Glue pubes to your face

>how do I get a beard
Find a girl to pretend to love, OP.

>>35355658
already tried, people made fun of me
>>35355667
how will this help ;-;

>>35355677
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

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>>35355715

>>35355653
Don't shave

>>35355653
dont shave
ur welcome

Drink Whiskey while watching 'Tombstone'

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>>35355743
>>35355745
i didnt shave and now i have around 7 pubes autoglued on my face
th-thanks

>>35355775
no problem
glad to help

>blond
>only notice facial hair up close
>one day hope to achieve full beard that is transparent

>>35355653
Isn't having a beard an inconvenience? You're gonna have to waste time shaving every morning.

Beards look and feel dirty as fuck, to be honest.

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if youre baby faced you dont want a beard

>>35355810
>Beards look and feel dirty as fuck
Stop putting dirt in your beard, dum dum.

Don't shave for 4-5 weeks. If you have a good looking beard after that, trim up the neck line, but whatever you do, don't fucking shave your beard off at the jaw line, you'll look like a fucking clown.

If, after 4-5 weeks, you still have a patchy, uneven beard, shave it off and try again next year. I was able to grow a full beard from around the age of 22. An arab guy I knew in high school had a full beard by the age of 17. A good friend of mine couldn't grow a beard till he was 27 and he now has a bigger beard than I do. Most guys can grow one eventually, you might just be 30+ before it happens to grow in nicely.