Is it true you get 1 gf for every plate you can OHP?

Well i can ohp 1 plate and i have 1 gf...

>>35336531
I cant OHP 1 plate but i do have 1 gf...

>>35336531
I can OHP 1 plate but i have 0 gfs

can anyone OHP 2 plate and has 2 gf?

>liking girls

ew

i ohp 37.5 kg and i have a chubby gf that i love

>>35336631

callum?

I tried to ohp 2 plates once and my gf didn't like it

>>35336640
callum?
Wut?

>>35336655
they must know

i can almost OHP 1pl and i almost have gf... i think i see pattern here

I've been doing seated shoulder press and can do 1 plate but i dont want a handicapped gf.

>OHP 2 plates
>0 gfs

Something's fishy here, OP.

>>35336627
This is /fit/, either of these things is impossible for us. One plate ohp one gf masterrace here.

>>35336746
how many bfs do you have

can i have 0.5Gf PLS.

>>35336795
also 0

>>35336531
almost 2 plate ohp and maybe almost a gf

File: 1421797673851.jpg (193KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 500x667px

>>35336812
like this?

>>35336841
damn i wish midgets were that hot IRL

>>35336746
Probably your form is wrong

I ohp 0.5pl8 and I'm in the friendzone finally I know what to do to get a gf thanks /fit/

>>35336631

Yo exactly the same here bretherin

File: 8235ec3dee269085dd74cb8b3bee4c30.jpg (129KB, 960x672px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 960x672px

>>35336846
I'd swap 1 whole GF for 2 of these

File: 05.jpg (99KB, 480x854px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 480x854px

Midgets can be fit too.
Who wouldn't want a 4ft girl who lifts?

>>35337332
>>35337400

I'd take those 2

>>35337400
My dick is roughly 1/6th of her body length, there's no way you can have any sort of satisfying sex.

File: images (1)_1.jpg (29KB, 434x248px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 434x248px

>>35337412
Kek. Poor misguided soul

>>35336631

Are you kidding? I could OHP 30 kg for reps as a skinnyfat fag 3 months into lifting.

>1.5pl8 OHP
>0 gf

>>35336531
Probably. I OHP 135X5 and I have exactly 1 gf.

>>35337332
Would it kill them to wash their feet once they leave the Shire for a photo shoot?

Also, would tittyfuck into oblivion/10. What's her name again so I can go science my penis?

>>35337541
I'm a skinnyfat fag 3 months into lifting and I ohp 30kg and I have a qt gf

>>35336622
probably shitty form

>>35336531
Nope, I The press 1 and a quarter plate and have no gf.

>>35336531
>1pl8 OHP
>tfw no gf
>get a gf
>OHP goes down

AHHHH STOP STEALING MY GAINS

>>35336841
"Alright, alright, but only if you wear high heels all the time and you let me call you my pocket girlfriend."

I OHP 1 pl8 and have had the same gf since long before I could OHP 1pl8