Cock aesthetics thread? How to improve cock aesthetics? I have

>>35332066
what the fuck?

we gonna need pictures

pictures of your dick

Where are the grooves on the diagram?

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>>35332066

What kind of misshapen sewer mutant cock do you have op.

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>Trim your pubes low and evenly
>Get a full erection
>Use a marker or pen (nothing permanent) to lightly trace the absolute base of your erect penis (you can even go a little outside if you want to make it look bigger.
>Now using the markings, you know where your cock ends and your pubes should begin. Shave any hair on your penis and the penis side of the line.

Noe your dick looks aesthetically pleasing and if you traced slightly outside (without going too far!) You've created an illusion that your dick is slightly bigger.

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What the fuck kind of dick is that?

>>35332066
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

>>35332066
Erect jelqs m9, they make my dick nice and juicy.

>no one taught you how to pull foreskin back because no penis inspection day at your school and your dad/brothers weren't pedo

Haha fuck, my dick is actually really really similar, minus the dots halfway up the shaft (I do have some around the base though.) But it seriously does the same shit where it bends inward at the tip on the right side but stays straight on the left.
I guess that's what happens when you skip school to just fucking death grip jerk off all day and wallow in your own crusty semen filth.

At the end of the day I just don't worry about it because a 6 inch circumference is a thik dik, bro. Plus in your case you're ribbed for her pleasure.

>>35332066
>big penis
>tight foreskin
>had to start doing morning penis exercises
>apparently i wasn't fapping right, and had to be instructed how to do it properly
>i literally need two hands on my dick to masturbate "normally" like other people
>when i orgasm like this, i barely cum at all

>>35333793
steroid cream and stretching.

>>35332372
Thought I was the only person who did this. I had to explain this to a dude who had previously only done full shave. he thought i was insane.

>>35332066
Sounds like Peyronies disease OP

>>35332066
i dont think any girl is mad dogging your frenulum

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>>35332066
>grooves from my deathgrip

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>>35332498
> penis inspection is a thing

>>35332066
breh thats a fucking suppressor