Pick 1

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>not wanting huge swollen cocks up your ass

easy choice

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>>35331126

Haha, literal FAGGOT!

>>35331115
>>You have your goal physique, you're 6'4, and you're rich as fuck, but you can never have sex (unless it's huge swollen cocks up your ass).
literally me right now, except the extremely rich part

>> You're a 5'5 balding manlet and have a condition that stops muscle gains, so you look like shit, but you can get laid whenever you want.

I'll take option A

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>>35331115

Fist one. I think for a life of luxury I'd be willing to settle for blowjobs/handjobs.

Plus being a manlet, just might as well end it.

So you want no sex for life unless it's Tyrones penor in your anus?

>>35331141

So you want blow jobs and hand jobs from men, anon?

kv here. option a, only for the money. I lived 24 for years without woman and I can easily live 40 or 50 years more without them. I would travel the world with my family or friends and would never get bored. sry manlets (I'm 5'10 though)

>>35331148
>no sex for life

Well, since i am already like this, might as well get somenthing out of it

>>35331199

But if you pick option 2, you get to fuck all the hottest 10/10s on earth

>>35331167
Doesn't say anything about that.

>>35331226

Fuck whenever you want sort of implies that lad.

I get to be swole, get three extra inches, and can live wherever I want, do whatever I want, and buy whatever I want? Option A for real. What's the point in getting all the pussy when you look like an ugly hobbit?

>>35331239
Nah, you just can't have sex with a woman. You can still do everything else.

I can tell 2 hot woman to fuck each other and watch them while masturbating, sounds good enough to me

>>35331289

Fuck. I should have said you're asexual and not interested in doing anything sexual. Dun goofed lads.

>>35331353
Choosing the cuck life

>>35331369
Dude that's only positives then. If you don't care about sex why would it matter if you aren't getting any?

First one obviously. I'll just sit in the corner and jerk off watching her do whatever.

>>35331378
>browsing 4chan
>not a çuck

anon, don't kid yourself

can she peg me?

Theres more to life then fucking bitches only robots from r9k would pick the second one

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>>35331115
>Literally option A if I was 2" shorter.

>>35331115
>rich as fuck
>dump money into sexbot research
>fuck robot sex toy, call it masturbation

Honestly though I'd choose A just to be 6'4".