How do I go into 'Life of Pi' mode /fit/?

>>35326463
You hide in a life boat and murder everyone and eat them to survive except with animals.

leave humanity behind

>>35326463
>Wear a big polo 5x a week at gym
>Dont whipe down equipment
>Use bad form
>Eat nothing but curry dishes
>poop in street

>>35326463
>>35326523

Was the movie story correct /fit/, or was it the one he told the nips at the end?

>>35326644
i dont remember that happening it's been few years though
>tfw shit memory

>>35326525

underrated

never wearing deodorant

>>35326463
DESIGNATED

>>35326644
The story he told the nips was true, but the author wanted to make a retarded point.

>Poo in Loo x f