How to avoid farting while squatting?

>>35297131
Why would you want to avoid it? Let everybody have a little bit of you inside them.

One time I farted when going for a squat pr. I got stuck at the bottom for a few seconds and I let out a humongous fart and shot back up. Afterwards, some guy came up to me and said "Damn, that was pretty good, rocket power." People that were watching laughed and now everyone calls me rocket power

I haven't heard my real name in months there

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>>35298394

>>35298394
I laughed

>>35298394
Hilarious but still awesome, 10/10 nickname get anon.

I usually try to pass quiet ones between reps desu

Go for a shit before gym and take protein after workout works

>>35298394
topbantz.

what was the pr? it better be big or youre just a joke.

>>35297131
Shit before you workout

>>35298394
ROCKET POWER

>>35298234
It's embarrassing, keeps people away from the squat rack though.

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>>35297131
>How to avoid farting while squatting?
dont be gassy?
dont dildo your ass and leave it gaping within 24 hours of squatting?