Fraud

Where the cheerleader hoes at

>going to a cheerleading gym in an hour to stunt with tiny tiny women

>>35289815
In 4 thirst

In for doggy style is best style

>>35289768
>"no matter what you do you can't hurt me or stop me"
Yeah i though so too, but sometimes is hurts like hell if she's horny and letting it go.

>>35289763
Looks good breh.

next time crop out you're holding your penis. My libido is low, i can't get an erection anyway.

>>35289790
He has good ab insertions tho. I wish i had those ab insertions

>>35289851
Girl riding on top whilst you sit up and tongue her.....I think

>>35289795
Really? That's weird.

>>35289904
Cock is a black people word

>>35289795
>Gym bathroom girl told me I had a "huge cock"
[x] definitely happened
[ ] didn't happen

>In for my gf loves being dominated

Can literally just pin her down and rip her pants off if I ever want sex and she'll be wetter than the ocean in seconds
She likes being chocked as well now, that little gasp she makes whenever I wrap my hand round her throat hnnng

>>35289928
Had a widow's peak as long as I can remember. I shed a bit of hair weeks 1-5 but it's almost stopped now. No hairline thinning or movement or anything. Funny cause my dad is balding and both gramps have the classic donut hairline

I'll take my manbun for as long a ride as I can, if roids require me to shave my head that's fine.

>>35289956
She can't handle my weiner. I'm above average girth and she's a small cheerleader woman so I'm sure it seems big to her lol

>>35289856
Someday I'm gonna find a way to take good pictures of my back and post 'em. Guaranteed your libido goes up ;)

>>35289986
>Had a widow's peak as long as I can remember
nah breh, anons are convinced that widows peak means you are 100% losing all your hair right now.
I got the same thing lel, been that way since I was a kid but nah, I'm losing all my hair :^)

>>35289970

I never got the appeal of choking. Hair pulling yes but choking is just weird to me.

>>35289986
>She can't handle my weiner.
The worst thing ever

>>35290004
Eh
I guess it's just a domination/ submission thing
I like to do it because I'm dominant
She likes to be chocked because she's submissive

In4 I'am not masstest I swear

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Where do you bros get your clomid/nolva from? I got a decent source for everything but that. Any peptide sites legit? I don't feel like I've ever found legit clomid/nolva.

>>35289986

Yeah I had shedding at week 6 onwards but no hairline movement. It's weird. A doctor has told me shedding on roids =/= permanent loss so it's strange

>>35289935
Lol, you've def watched too much cuck porn.

>>35290004
You don't even have to choke. Just grabbing the throat, is a very possessive thing. I haven't fucked a girl yet who didn't like it.

>>35290032
Stop saying chocked brah makes me picture you fucking her with your BBC

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>>35289970
My milf gets wet as fuck within seconds of making out. Love reading my cock head in initially, pulling out slowly and then shoving the fucker all the way in. She lies there biting her lip, sort of smiling lol. It's adorable

>>35290053
Take video next time

>>35290032
>>35290041

Don't get me wrong I know girls love it but I prefer pulling the hair and going like the clappers.

ITT make me want to fuck a tinder whore as dirty as I can

>>35290041
>You don't even have to choke
yup, just grabbing is good enough for most girls

>>35290044
B-But I'm not even black?
And I'm slightly above average but not pornstar size by any stretch of the imagination

>>35290053
Yes, that and pulling it all the way out then putting it back in
The moans every time, makes me rock hard

>>35290070
Hair pulling is also fun
It's good to be comfortable with a whole range of stuff, because everyone is different.
Some girls hate having their hair pulled, but others love being chocked to the point of almost blacking out

>>35290007
Blueballed so fuckin hard every time

>>35290000
I think widow's peak looks aesthetic on me, makes me feel like Dracula or some shit

>>35290039
Definitely something I'll be watching. My hair is still thick as fuck tho so no worries right now


Choking honeys is fun. Makes me feel tough

>>35290089
>but I'm not even black
The word is choked not chocked midget
I thought your bigger head relative to body size meant more intelligence per square inch
Isn't that what happened with chem?

>>35290104
Some people pull it off, some don't
Depends on how high it is

>>35290123
Don't forget I use the isheep phone
So it's autocorrect changes most of what I type to complete nonsense kek
ffs it even changes shitting to shorting

>>35290070
>I prefer pulling the hair and going like the clappers.
True. But it's not always about what you want.

I'm not huge on dirty talk, but if that's what a girl wants, I'll do it.

>>35290141
Ann why are ex skelly roiders so much more common than ex fatties?

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>>35290178
Good question. Maybe because fatties never had to deal with the stigma of being weak?

It might be that former fatties are more concerned about losing fat/staying thin then gaining muscle.

>>35290209
Good answer.

>>35289856
Zuiden? Zeeland hier. Truste.

>>35290178
>Fatties goals are to get small
>Skinnies goals are to get big

Man for the life of me I can't figure out this problem

For real it's probably to do with seeing progress. Loosing a shit load of fat looks impressive and pleases you. Gaining muscle is different you know

fraud is weak, Plg is strong

>>35290321
Say that to my 10Kg diddlylift!

>>35290339
Damn mirin
Maybe I was wrong about fraud afterall

>>35290321
Butts

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>>35290343
Damn right
I can even bench an empty bar 5x15 now!
How's that for strong plg!?

>tfw I am afraid new gym buddy who is skelly will genuinely struggle to lift an empty bar
I scared for him bros

>>35290321
Plg is ugly
Only ugly people care about strength

>>35290365
I want to take my gf to the gym to see if she gets trapped under the empty bar

>>35290367
But fat is beautiful

>>35290365
>MG still posting jpgs of gifs

>>35290372
haha oh that's cruel
I will have my gf lifting in home gym first. She can make decent noob gains with what I've got on hand, then eventually progress to lifting with me in real gym

>>35290386
This one isn't a gif you bully :'^(
Although 4chan code does still suck and changes my gifs to jpegs

>>35290365
My little bro went from struggling with the bar to 40 kg for reps in 3 weeks.
New gym bro can make it

>>35290398
His gf is a gains goblin tho
She likes him being skinny
Probably knows he will be out of her league if he gets some real mass on him
She's too lazy to work out again and drop some weight and get stronk

I'm worried that her nagging plus how tough it'll be to begin with will deter him

Just hoping my lifts will inspire him to try and make it

>>35290365
>tfw I am afraid new gym buddy who is skelly will genuinely struggle to lift an empty bar
I see kids like this at the gym all the time. I'd give them help, but who want's to take advice from a dyel.

>>35290398
How much he lifting now?

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>>35290443
Try keep him at it. When he starts to see improvement he will get hooked. Happened to me, happened to my bro probably happened to you.
Obviously don't push him too hard and scare him off and try keep positive. You can only do so much as a coach/mentor

>>35290482
Squat 60
Bench 45
OHP 27.5
Dead 80
All in kgs

>>35290504
Ha I bench more than him

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What the hell fraud, I come here for the sloot pics can't even find one, step up your game

>>35290511
So? He is improving that's what really counts

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Ugh, I ate 2 Chipotle bowls 4 hours apart and I feel like exploding now. Took digestive enzymes so I don't die.

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>>35290471
I remember years ago when I was natty I was doing pretty well.
This one dyel always used to try tell me how to lift, I'd smile and nod and say thanks
Then watch him try to do the exact lifts, he'd always do a fraction of the weight I was doing with terrible form

Mad me rage slightly

>>35290495
Yeah I'm hoping the progress and the good feels from lifting will keep him wanting more
Plus he keeps saying he wants to look like me, so I might be able to keep him working hard

>>35290511
Well no shit lol, everyone is going to be at different levels
i bench over double that and I know for a fact 90% of the juicy trips on fraud would blow my bench out the water faster than a South Korean spy sub in DPRK waters

>>35290524
I don't keep slot pics on my phone sadly
Have an adorable animal instead

>>35290511
We all do but 3 weeks thats not bad at all

>>35290524
I'm at work so can't contribute. You gotta carry the thread anon.

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>>35290554
Muh oc kangaroo. Played with a ton of your critters over there in Sydney.

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>>35290554
First couple of weeks where a bit rough and he wanted to give up. He wants to keep getting stronger I think seeing me throw his weights around like nothing made home realise how much stronger he could get

>>35290524
I have 1 pic of a grill on my phone

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>>35290615
I lied I have this too

>>35290601
Was gonna say it's probably a wallaby
Open pic
Nope it's a real kangaroo, nice

Mine is a wallaby, they are much smaller and cuter than kangaroos
But kangaroos can kill people which is badass

>>35290615
That's what I'm hoping will happen
Especially when he sees some of the dudes who are genuinely huge

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Does this count as a chicka?

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>>35290659
Apparently you're not allowed to pick up koalas in NSW so they only let me pet his ass.

>>35290659
Just keep positive about him and gym stuff and he will keep coming back for the good vibes. My brother wanted to skip his rest day to lift with me today, I felt stink bursting his bubble saying he needs a rest day. But once I explained it he seemed to get what I was saying

>>35290681
DAT ass

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>>35290690
I have a wombat pic. Chicks love wombats for some reason

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>>35290690

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>>35290708
This fluffy one is pretty cute 2bh

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>>35290708
Nah they're all about them quokkas.

>>35290690
Koalas give you chlamydia anyway
Nasty little fucks

>>35290700
Yeah good call
I've helped a fair few mates get in to lifting but too often they stop after a few months because gfs get shitty a them
I find it ironic how easily so many men bend to the will of shitty women who just want to trap them

My gf knows k can easily get better girls than her and she knows other girls are interested
But she doesn't get insecure about it because a) she's trying to improve herself anyway and b) she knows I chose her

/fraud/ are Australia now

Ordered some GHRP-2 and forgot to get saline water. Is this something I could buy at like a Rite Aid (without it being low-quality), or should I order it online?

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>>35290704
She is the only milf I would genuinely want to fuck

>>35290708
>>35290714
>>35290721
>>35290722
I'll see if I have any more pics of my little dude

>>35290737
Ask for those eye debris removal plastic ampoules

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Got one with his little teddy

Think I've got one saved when he's in his pouch as well

>>35290737
You should be able to get high quality stuff for cheap enough locally. Go in and ask it's a common thing and you will get no weird looks

>>35290728
I don't really know how to fix or help the gf situation. Maybe mention they could do cardio together or some fitness kinda stuff you and your gf do? He might start getting mires and realise he can do better, IDK DESU senpai

>>35290732
I went to Melbourne for a month and took 4 photos. A heap of snapchats but they are lost forever

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>>35290756
Damn that's cute as fuck

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>>35290756
The only other one I have
Little bugger loved jumping round the yard
He'd play catch, you chase him up one end and tag him then he'd chase you up the other and bite your leg
Repeat over and over again until he's tried and wants to sleep

>>35290759
Yeah I am kind of hoping he realizes he can do better and decides to leave her actually
They aren't right together at all
He's just happy he found a hot girl to smash in a town full of sluts and she's just got severe issues and feels the need to constantly have a bf or she'll just slut it up

>>35290773
Poor form
I rarely take selfies but I take photos of stuff constantly

>Pinned quad for the second time today, no pip with either pin
>Every other muscle group besides quads has had pip

>>35290794
I have started taking a lot of photos. Work needs me to document all the stuff I look at or do. I want to try keep this habit

Who here does pull/chin-ups

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>>35290732
>>35290794

>>35290843
I do pull ups at the end of every pull day. I should probably do them before the end but my old coach use to make us do 3 sets till failure at the end of every session

>>35290794
Yea its kind of a tough spot you are in. The safest rout is to hope he realises what's going on
Also that's cute qt there

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>>35290837
Yeah it's a good habit
Helps keep memories fresh

>>35290856
everyone kangaroo now

>>35290862
I'll just try keep him in the gym and see what happens
Maybe she'll come crying to me when he leaves and I'll bang her a few more times

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>>35290806
quads are glorious if you can do them without pain which seems rare. But I love them

>>35290920
I hit them with enth no prob. Hurts too much with prop though

Going to have to get new bed linen after this tren run. 400mg of tren has me sweating more than 750mg of DNP.
I have to eat alone at work because if I sit in the lunch room everyone asks why there's beads of sweat dripping from my head.

>>35290954
kek filename

>>35290988
>tren and sdrol

RIP blood pressure

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>>35290920
I've gotten pip in quads twice
First time when I used a 23g pin
And another time a month ago when I pinned too shallow

I mixed my trenA with the testE and it was fine, no pip

>>35290954
kek
Nice ass tho

>fucking acne tho
I've started that stage of shit flaring up really bad
Chest is bright red
Looks fucking ridiculous
But the bleeding has stopped and there are no whiteheads anymore

Cmon acutane do your thing

>>35290988
Pls share aus domestic sdrol source

>>35291031
That pic makes me want a tat

>>35291073
It makes me want a Cialis source :^)

>>35291073
The honeycomb patterning on leftie looks awesome

>>35291089
Yea i really like that

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>>35291073
On your butt tho?

>>35291089
>>35291094
I hadn't even noticed it till you mentioned it kek
Now that I've seen it, fark

>>35291082
That reminds me. I should try get a prescription from my doc

>>35291103
Yea i think if I got a tat it would be on my ribs of legs maybe shoulder. Like the side of my body and where no one would see it unless I was shirtless or naked

>>35291123
Some day I'll get one on my ribs and something on one side of my chest
Dunno what but one of them will have my service number (fuck your I did my time, I'm allowed to do it now)
Probably some gay ass text on my rib tho
>for those I love I will sacrifice

Being in straya I've seen some of th best tattoo art in the world and some of the worst
All I know is gay brightly coloured cartoony looking tatts actually suck

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>>35291152
Forgot chicka

>>35291152
For me tattoos have to have meaning so that service number is a good one.
Im kinda sappy and sentimental so i would probably get some couple tat when I get married and when I have kids I was thinking of doing something that shows/symbolises me and their mother over protecting them some how

>>35291166
If I get annoyed by this slut wearing star wars gear while probably not having seen the movies does it make me autistic
>tfw only seen the prequels

>>35291209
Have you only seen the prequels. Kill yourself.

Jokes aside the original trilogy is so good if you can get past how old it looks

>>35290988
told you that tren was killa

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>>35291197
I've met a few chicks who had hearts on their upper thighs, wrapped in thorns with family members names on or around it.
Gayest shit ever
Don't do hearts or flowers

>>35291209
What's the bet she's actually a huge fan and rolled her eyes at what shit quality the helmet is and the photographer said "but it'll get you more attention!"
So she did it for the money lel

Like this chick
I'm willing to bet she doesn't take this shit, it's just money
Selling your body for money would be awesome

mastest you lurkan?
gib wrist roller routine, just made one on your advice

>>35291261
He said 4 reps of till failure

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>>35291209
Nerd chicks, even one's that are clearly faking, get my dick diamonds.

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>>35291288
Barbecue for most things
But I prefer tomato on hotdogs

>>35291288
Steroid sauce talk reddit. Silk road/dark Web. Gym bros

>>35291307
>tomato
>mfw murrifags don't know about tomato sauce, only inferior ketchup

>>35291308
Silk road and its offspring are deader than JMs love life

How about a minor survey?

>what gear are you using?
>what are your stats (bw, height, bf%, ohp, bench, deadlift, squat)?

>>35291302
Holly shit muh dick
Gf is a huge batman fan
I'm sending this to her and telling her I expect similar pics lel

>>35291330
What? What?! The fuck America?!

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>>35291348
ikr

Can we start using the pastebin in the OP and edit in where to look to find a sauce

>>35291344
I'll stop recommending there then

>>35291330
Watties tomato sauce #1

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>>35291363
This one is still my favourite on the Internet this year though

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>>35291411

>>35291379
>Can we start using the pastebin in the OP and edit in where to look to find a sauce

sure, if you wana get banned

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>>35291431

>>35291460
>all these other pastebins in other generals
>all these people saying to look at reddit and for gym bros
>no bans
Sure m80

>>35291505
mods didn't like our pastebin. they ban when its linked.

Any of y'all got the hookup with programming jobs?

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>>35291513
Because mods are jealous natties

>>35291505
You haven't been here very long.. it we keep it how it is now they will leave us alone, put it in the op and we will get mass bans. This happens every few months

>>35291541
Why haven't any of y'all caught on to the codes I put in images?

>>35291513
What it's linked every thread eventually and doesn't get banned.
>>35291541
The reason I brought it up is the past ~month it has been linked and not banned again

Idk what's up I looked dope 3 days ago, but I look like shit today despite bumping db incline to 110s for 4x6 w/ drops.

I think my fullness is gone from dropping test and npp + psmf. Also mast fucks with tall boys.

>>35291566
They kept deleting it in the OP. They come in a couple times a month a just ban the fuck out of everyone.

>>35291566
Pasta with no real info is gtg, put sawses or how to get then in there and we will get crackdown. Dunno why they prefer us to answer the same questions over and over tho

How 2 JM Bod.

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> "I like your shirt" girl
> big smile from her every time I see her
> she attempted to make conversation a couple times but I was too busy dying to be social
> memorized my full name
> find her online
> she calmed down [and gained weight] recently but used to be batshit insane [and hot AF]
> probably shitposts on /cgl/, /a/, and /d/
> her (2?) exes are total fuck-ups that post hentai on Facebook

She's perfect. Going to get her off whatever drugs they put her on and do some crazy shit.

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>>35291604
Fuck plastic pussy 3 times day
Miss baby mumma
Fuck ingress hooka

>>35291617
>Going to get her off whatever drugs they put her on and do some crazy shit
heeeeeeere we go kids

>>35291347
Test 500
80kg 16%bf 6'1
Yes there are really people like me in these threads
>tfw not even first blast

>>35291642
The crazy she was pre pills is guaranteed to be worse

>>35291347
First bike ordered
Age 21
Height 188cm
Weight 98 kg
Body fat 17%
Lifts are DYEL

>>35291347
300 test 400 eq 350 mast

6'4
235 atm cutting from 260
12% bf
285x5 flat bench
245x3 ohp
450x3 dead

I don't test these regularly since 4 days a week I do volume work.

>>35291666
Satan trips will bring you gains bro don't worry

>>35291617
Olanzapine mossad. They put her on olanzapine. I know this from my brief stay in a mental ward.
Also learned a lot more about the right/left hemisphere thing, the docs seemed aware of it too.

I bought some Corning top filter to make my own gear. Problem is the 0.2um Cellulose Acetate Membrane is exprired since like 2014. I got a refund from the seller but can i still use these to filter my gear? Do the filters go bad or will the filtration be affected

>>35291744
I'd risk it

>>35291347
>what gear are you using?
600 test, 50 tren suspension on leg and back days
>bw
195
>height
5'7
>bf%
10-15%
>ohp
225 for some reps
>bench
275 for some reps
> deadlift
505
>squat
495

>>35291769
Yeah at the price they cost me, why not. No info online about the purpose of the expiration date so I guess it can't be that bad. First brew here

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>>35291347
Since everyone else is doing it

>what gear are you using?
All of it

>what are your stats (bw, height, bf%, ohp, bench, deadlift, squat)?
Something like 80Kg now?
4'11
Bf 30%
Ohp, at least 1
Bench, all the time
Deadlift, Ehhhh sometimes like 2 or 3
Squat, lmao who trains legs?

Well that was easy
Did I win?

>>35291837
I read to height then realised you are a huge beast I couldn't even shit post about

>>35291347
>what gear are you using?
400 test 400 tren
>bw
170
>height
5'6
>bf%
12
>ohp
165
>bench
220
> deadlift
265
>squat
240

>>35291855
Damn right nigga
You ain't never seen someone this tall!

Remember when I actually had some people convinced I was shorter than 5foot?

>>35291347
>what gear are you using?
see above

185lb
5'9
15%
OHP 155
Bench 305
Squat 460
Deadlift 460

>>35291903
I mean it is in your trip :^)

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>>35291929
Almost like being short is just a big joke

>>35291988
What no! No one would ever joke about height!!!!!!

>>35291347
>>35291347
>what gear are you using?
500 test E/wk

>what are your stats (bw, height, bf%, ohp, bench, deadlift, squat)?
Bw: 205lbs
Height: 5'10.5
Bf%: 10-13
Ohp: 205
Bench: 350 tng
DL: 380
Squat: 420

How much strength can I expect to add by the end of an 8 week 500mg test E cycle?

25, 5'11, 195#.
Lifts are:
OHP: 3rm 135.
Bench: 5rm 250.
Squat: 5rm 315.
DL: 405 for 1.

I really want to pull 500 and OHP 225.

>>35292014
Add 40-60mg dbol if you want fruity strength gains. My first 6 weeks on that and test upped all my lifts 10-15%
>except deadlift

>>35292014
Depends on diet, training, genetics and how you respond to gear. But you should have more strength

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>>35292004
I feel like they do tho anon! D:
Pls make them stop?

>>35292014
i started pretty close to you (bench and ohp swapped)

diddle went from 405 to 485 (could have pulled 500 but the bars couldnt fit more fuckhueg bumper plates)

ohp went from 180 to 235

totaled 12 weeks of 500mg test with 4 weeks of 40mg dbol ed

>>35292014
>steroids to pull 2.5 bodyweight

It' barely an impressive weight for an intermediate lifter. Save your money and glands, fix your form instead

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>>35292074
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35292074
Its more than boardshorts pulled in his comp earlier this year

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>>35291347

> 500 mg Tren A, 1.5 Test-E
> 230 lbs 6' 1" 15%
> ohp 160 lbs x 5
> squat 365 lbs x 5
> bench 315 lbs x 5
> dead 480 lbs x 5

I don't really push it lately, never did for squats. Lost shoulder strength recently. No injuries in a long time.

Went to a temple to give the Jews my blood today, ferritin saturation was 46% (normal range: 20-50%) after fasting all day. I think I'm in the early stages of hemochromatosis.

> Transferrin saturation corresponds to the ratio of serum iron and total iron-binding capacity (TIBC). The screening threshold for hemochromatosis is a fasting transferrin saturation of 45-50%. If transferrin saturation is greater than 45%, the presence of the C282Y or H63D mutation may be evaluated to confirm the diagnosis of hemochromatosis.

I get to bitch at my doctor tomorrow, I told that bitch about that iron and she wouldn't listen, "it's stress" is all she ever says. God, I hope this is the problem.

>>35292093

Boardshorts is also like 60lbs heavier. The bigger you are, the worse your relative strength is going to be.

>>35290681
why does she look like shes blowing out birthday candles

what a fucking busted face, really unfortunate

>>35292112
Exactly that's a heavier weight pulled and a lighter body weight

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Follow one fucking fitness related Insta account and now a million bots are starting to follow me
ffs

>>35292142
Are they qt bots

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>>35292165
Nah they're all focused on soccer mums

>>35292142
> complaining about getting more followers
pls gib insta page

>>35292218
I tag my posts with #bikiniprep for about 4 or 5 free likes from bots

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>>35292224
I don't even know how Instagram
Works bruh
Don't have any shirtless pics
How do people even get paid?

>>35292261
Either through sponsorships/advertising or they're escorts

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i hate cheese
cheese is so bad
how do people eat it

>>35292087
lmao no back

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>>35292257
I remember we had a list of hashtags to use actually.
People got good results

Soon as my acne is gone I'll start whoring the fuck outta Insta
If at least 1 real slut doesn't more I will give up lifting

>>35292299
God dammit jerry

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What is the best thing to pin to shed fat away...? Fuck cutting man..
>inb4 dnp
No

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>>35292292
I see

Just checked my phone
List of hashtags approved by fraud is gone
Gotta create a new list

>#eatingclean
>#livinghealthy
>#nattylife

>>35289815
Does anyone have experience with Halotestin? I really don't want to get any larger than I am, but I also want to toss around even more weight.

I may be starting my first cycle in about a month. Test only. If I have problems achieving an erection with woman (performance anxiety) but can get it up alone watching porn, will test likely benifit, change nothing, or fuck me over?

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>>35292342
>#nattylife
I'm not even gonna give people reason to wonder

My mom even told me today that my body looked "steroidal" although she was saying it because I showed her this pic of a dude on gear and said it wasn't out of the realm of possibility

>>35292358
Keep your estro in range and you'll be boner city

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>>35292328
lol

>>35292339
fork put downs til failure

but really one of the largest benefits of roids is the ability to cut HARD

>>35292358
keep your estro in control and it will be fine physically

but since its a mental issue youre still fucked with the ladies

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>>35292339
Inject 400mg dnp into butthole
Drop far get shredded

I am 100% using dnp again during winter
Get fucking shredded and staying warm at the same time
Yes please

>>35292370
Nah it's amazing how many of these dumbass tags have natty shit in them lel
I was in disbelief

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>>35292383
My eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw this one

Bampu desu

>>35292622
I'm jealous of your life
What age you start lifting

normie here.
When you do a cycle, how much of your gains fade away when natty ? Let's say you do a 2-months cycle and lift 6 months natty afterwards ?

>>35291904
nearly twinsies, to bad my legs a shit.

>>35292814
All of them
Unnatty gains are lost when you come off everyone knows this

>>35292788
18.
Started lifting the summer after highschool. It's been 1.5 years now

Why are you jealous of my life exactly?

>>35292837
That's... Well that's true depending on what you mean.

Anything above "natural limit" plus a little bit will come off. But it accelerates your progress, and allows you to keep a hair over what you would as a true natural.

I'm too lazy, but studies were being thrown around that demonstrate this, anyone got links? (I'm on my phone, so fuck that)

>>35292814
Depends on a lot of variables. You can keep all of them if you are near your natty limit

>>35292851
Fuck the natty why are you being helpful

>>35292866
not acting like shitheads helps public perception of roiders, and I tend towards not being a dickhead.

>>35292843
Not him. But I'm jelly of gym bathroom grill

>>35292843
Because you look good and have nice hair
And because mines shit

>>35292871
>public perception
>on 4chan

>>35292866

why the hate? 33 y-o and been lifting for 7 years natty breh. Gains have been so slow for the past 3 years, I'm thinkign about joining you guys

>>35292889
4chinz is pretty fuckin' mainstream nowadays man.

I mean, it's not facebook, but it's long gone from actually being edgy & shit.

>>35292892
If you jump on a bike you will regret not doing it earlier

>>35292899

what would be the most... ''gentle'' beginner cycle? tbqh (to be quite honest), I had bad acne as a teen and now that my face is clear, having zits again is the last thing I want in my life

>>35292911
What're your goals, what's your approximate fitness level?

>>35292911
Have a look at steroid sub reddit lots of info there, same as steroids.com

>>35292911
>Novice: 15 weeks of 500mg Testosterone/week + 75mg Epistane/ED (first 6 weeks)
This is the recommended blast from the fraud pastebin (Google fraud pastebin and you will find it)

>>35292878
Hoes are hoes man. I think she is only attracted to me cause she saw me doing lots of cool stunts with the other cheerleaders while she was there. Also I can't resist any opportunity that could make a good story. I've done tons of crazy shit for the sole purpose of being able to say I've done it

>>35292880
I have godly metabolism genetics and I think that's 70% of the reason I have the body I do. Over half of my bulking calories come from mcdonalds and whole milk but you'd never be able to tell. As for hair: only about 5 people I know IRL like my hair, everyone else hates hard on it. Also I owe a lot of my progress to various mental disorders. Pretty sure I have mild OCD and I'm 90% certain I'm a psychopath.

>>35292950
I'am strongly recommending this cycle, I have done it 3 times with impressive results

>>35292983
not that guy - but my hair's been thinning since ~17, long before I touched a roid, and I'm almost 30 now and it looks like garbage.

Trust me, you're pretty lucky on the hair.

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Hey guys.


How hard can you/have you cut on a test cycle before?

How many calories under TDEE can you get away with before you start losing muscle?

>>35293048
Suddenly I need to go to california.

Bury my face in it even.

>>35293048
Lmao anything over about 200mg trst only and you'll preserve most of not all. My TDEE is ~4000 kcal and I do PSMF at about 1300-1600 kcal, and I'll bump up lifts occasionally.

Trained fasted today and bumped up db incline.

>>35292983
>Also I owe a lot of my progress to various mental disorders. Pretty sure I have mild OCD and I'm 90% certain I'm a psychopath.
We all got our flaws brah
You're humble enough to admit them and empathetic enough to make an anon feel better so you can't be all bad

>>35292983
You should read a book called the psychopath test. Its a really good book about a reporter finding out stuff about psychopaths

/spoilers one of the tests for psychopaths is if they think they are psychopaths they aren't /spoilers

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>>35293066

Glad to hear that. My tdee is around 3200 cals and ive been getting about 1500 cals and feeling pretty fucking good doing rounds in the gym and such.

Im having a hard time with water weight though. i eat carbs or sodium and its water weight city. Even more than usual.

>>35293048
I didn't eat for 5 days and I didn't lose any muscle

>>35293087
You need to experiment with carbs and learn to balance minerals. Sodium doesn't causr bloat, improper ratios of sodium:chloride:magnesium:potassium do.

Try out different carb sources; fructose from fruits fucks me up, but potatoes and rice only make me look full.

>>35293082
I wish /fit/ actually did have spoilers

>>35293116
Ooh spoiler tags how exciting
Wish for something fun horse boy

>>35293136
/spoiler you are a faggot /spoiler
>>35293116
I don't get why spoilers aren't site wide. Its not like people don't talk about off topic stuff

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>>35293111

yeah ive just done my 4th pin so im still figuring shit out and everything.

im pretty much eating chicken and veggies along with a "few" supps to help me out.

Trying to get as light as i can before thailand. because i can pretty much subtract 20 from whatever i am currently and thats what ill come back weighing.

>>35293152
This is all p basic tho lmao

>>35293136
k, everyone's waifu is real tommorrow and she loves you unconditionally

>>35293149
My thoughts exactly

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>>35293161

haha I understand sodium and carb water retention. I mannipulate it to make weight every 3 months or so :P

I have just noticed that i seem to be extra sensitive to it now. Maybe its a coincidence. Maybe its maybelline.

Who should I see to fix a pain problem?
Where my left collar bone starts to point down my chest hurts when I put a bit of load on it

My tail bone also hurts a bit like if i try to push my butt hard against the back of a chair

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>Scrolling through facebook feed
>Seeing a whole bunch of slutty af christmas outfits
>Apparently this year the cool thing is for parents to buy their adult daughters slutty christmas outfits or lingerie

The fuck?

>>35293229
Did you put it on your list to Santa?

A doctor might be a good start though

>>35293229
Lordosis and pec tear
Your welcome

>>35293237
I plan to see someone physiotherapists, doctor or chiropractor.
Ill see if i can make a doctor appointment before Christmas break but it will probably have to be a new years job
>>35293248
I'll have a look into those thanks

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So been taking propecia for 1.5 years now, and over last 6 months I feel tiny little nodule underneath nipple. Nipple doesn't look puffy, or feel sensitive, no pain either.

Getting a blood test soon for both test+estrogen levels. I'm pretty DYEL, and around 20% bf, so hard to tell if gyno. From what I've read, it could develop into gyno later on, but I'd rather tackle it now.

I'll ask a doc to give me prescription for a SERM, but which is best? I *think* Raloxifene from what I'm reading, over other ones like Tamoxifene/Nolva. I'm not sure any advice? Others say Estrogen levels have to be reduced overall, which is why I'm getting a blood test, and in that case they recommend Letrozole...not sure what the difference between Letro and Aromasin/Exemestane is either desu.

Now my question is... let's say the SERM or aromatase inhibitors clear up the gyno... won't it just return once I finish/stop taking the meds? And also, are these things safe to take, or am I jumping the gun here? I'm maintaining through winter, and will cut soon, but I don't want this pre-gyno to mature either. I read some stuff about Letro causing ED which sucks, so maybe I'll be cautious there and just use Ralox or tamox

N

>>35293363
Sounds like you have everything sorted and are just looking for an echo chamber to confirm what you have found out to start with.

And yes once you finish your drugs it will return at a similar speed as you developed it assuming all your bloods remain constant

>>35293363
Forgot to add... there's Clomid to consider as well, and a few others I forgot.

Any advice?

>>35293376
>and are just looking for an echo chamber to confirm what you have found out to start with
In a way I guess so, I just don't know much about it as most reports don't talk about sides or anything after once the gyno dissipates.

>And yes once you finish your drugs it will return at a similar speed as you developed it assuming all your bloods remain constant

hmmm so why do people take these drugs then? what's the point if the gyno will just return?

>>35293391
I can understand that honestly you sound pretty clued up and aren't just blindly trying things so everything should work out for you

Look at why you take those pills like this
>1.5 years to build up to a point where you notice it
>1-2 months to reset back to the start of 1.5 years
Why wouldn't you do it? It stops or reverses gyno which is a huge positive

Anyone know anything like a ECA stack for Australians or something along the lines of a hardcore appetite suppressant

>>35293434
>Why wouldn't you do it? It stops or reverses gyno which is a huge positive
Yeah true, when you look at it like that, might as well do it.

My plan is to take a SERM for a bit, wait for blood tests and see if estrogen levels are normal or elevated... and if elevated take an aromatase inhibitor, otherwise just stick with Ralox/SERMs. Here's to hoping my doc is cool with all this.

>on a gram of tren, 100mg test
>eat 4000 cals a day
>get water retention even if it's low carb
>go 2400 cals a day
>look way leaner, must've lost 6lbs at least
>love handles are pretty much insignificant now

I can't believe I can't do a dreamer bulk even on this much gear(and still look lean).

Guess some people just get the shit end of the gene pool.

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>>35289815
Can roids fix my weak chin and lose skin?

Weirdest quad pin just now

>tried 4 different times to pin and got serious pain every time
>obviously not much fat on quads
>as soon as the pin breached the skin and got to the muscle there was pain
>on the 4th try I just pushed a bit of oil in and followed through with the pin
>stopped hurting immediately

The fuck body? What are you doing tonight??

>>35293481
>must be lean and dry year round
Stop being a fucking ninny

>>35293496
>obviously not much fat on quads
ok buddy

>>35293502
Please cum massage my quads anon, they are sore now

>>35293533
Post body you cystic Ms. Piggy
;^)

>>35293501

I want to look snappy in my shirt+vest.

absolutely no lovehandles or tightness/hard breathing.

>>35293548
Why?
So you can pretend I don't look juicy in an attempt to cover up your own self loathing and lack of personality?

Post your dick so I can see how average it is

>>35293496
I feel like they throw a few dull needles in just to fuck with us.

>>35293594
Maybe there are some dud ones in each box?
They don't have to guarantee a certain sharpness for every pin in every box?

>>35293576
>I'm fucking huge and shredded guys I swear
>scouts honor

>>35293632
Yeah dude, new conspiracy theory. I've had same thing, then changed needle and it was smooth and normal

>>35293635
>I'm not a pathetic potato who talks shit anonymously online I swear

>>35293659
It is actually a genuine possibility that there is allowable failure rate.
It is the case with most products.
It depends entirely on the country and sometimes event state within a country though

>>35293678
Na dude can't be as benign as that. Obviously some buttmad natty at the needle factory

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>tfw natty
>tfw come to these threads for these hot wimmin you guys post and the general chill discussion
/fraud/ is best tbph

>>35293737
But don't they make needles for more than just stabbing in to muscles?
Can't they be used for intravenous injections too?
Are the people at the factory trying to fuck the druggies injecting heroine as well?

>>35293795
Yeah it runs deeper, needles can be for more then steroids, Jesus the whole thing stinks of government ops teddy.
Lets make a youtube documentary about it, that will show them right?

>>35293834
Can we get that big fat dude from murrica to help us?
I feel like he has the whole info documentary conspiracy thing down pat

>>35293850>>35293834
>>>35293795(OP)
>>35293737>>>>>35293678
>>35293
>>>35293632<>35293594>35293496

Ya good idea I'm send him this posts as PROOF right now

Gimme the tldr on ralox dosing please bros

>>35293879
60mg or 120mg ed please, I just need fraud approval

>>35293905
And for how long?

where the fuck is DHB when I need him

>>35293879
>>35293905
>>35293909
60-120 ed is fine. Practically indefinitely

Start taking fish oil daily to help with the joint

Just realized I've been taking 3g daily
kek I fucking did it again, didn't realize these are not 500mg tabs
Oh well, at least that explains why everything stopped clicking ominously

>>35293915
if you had mild gyno how would you run it?

I just have a teeny tiny build up under one tit

I just don't know how much to cop my dude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj05vlNvrr4

>>35293935
120mg for 3 months, 80mg for another 3, surgery if you've still got the curse

>>35293795
People at the factories use the needles and put them back that's why they're dull

>>35291054
Private source :(

>>35291228
YGM.

>>35293048
It's very hard to loose muscle on roids. I recently had a very successful cut doing PSMF and DNP on 250mg test and didn't loose any muscle or strength.

>>35293363
Do the following for three months to reverse the gyno.
120mg Raloxifene
5mg Melatonin

If bloods test come back with high estro then start 6.25mg aromasin EOD.
Also you should cut, high bodyfat = more estro.

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I'm on anavar only cycle, and started last monday. So today I'm 5 days in the cycle.

I gained about 1,5 to 2 kilos in weight.
I'm eating at around 1800 kcal, that is a deficit because my tdee is around 2200 kcal. I tracked everything I ate (and eat) with myfitnesspall. How could I gain this amount of weight? Could it be the anavar that's causing this gain?

>inject
>first day fine
>second day spots gets painful
>4th day pain goes away
>6th day lump under skin

No redness, only mild pain if I push on it, not warm to touch.

Abscess or what? I haven't pinned on that particular spot of quads before.

If so, does that mean my gear is dirty?

>>35293935
120mg for 3 months should clear it up.
Feel free to run 15mg ED to keep it away during blasts too. Once you have gyno your very prone to flare ups in my experience.

>>35293993
Those bastards!

>>35294025
bunk anavar and you're gaining water weight.

>>35293951
>>35294030

120mg for 3 months it is, thanks fellas.

I'm going to be very, very careful not to gyno blast ever again. just a result of my lack of ai use AND using ugl ai when I was blasting earlier this year.

also never, ever going to blast again if not 8-12% bf

luckily in looking at my physique you can't really tell that its there, but it definitely has some hard build up and is sensitive to the touch ;0

>>35294057
want to clarify that I DID use the ai, just not as much as I should've

it was ugl "asin" that was most likely adex

was using what was supposed to be 12.5mg 2x weekly

again, given that it was likely adex (I've used it recently and it definitely gives that adex estro rebound feel) that was like what... 0.5mg 2x weekly?

Definitely not enough for what was for a while... 750test/750eq to take me out of skelly mode in 3months

>>35294166
Hope you're off the ugl ancillaries train.

>>35294187
Yessir, pharma all the way bruh. blows my mind to see people still buying ugl "asin"

>>35294194
Good boy. Gonna make it.

>>35294194
My ugl adex hasn't done me wrong yet

I think

I don't get gyno anyway

>>35294200
>yet

ugl ai isn't gaurunteed bunk, just far more risk

>>35294199
J-just trying to m-make you guys proud

>>35294200
im sure that some batches are okay, but like--if you knew that every other patch of UGL test was bunk when you had access of pharma, how stupid would you be to still buy UGL given that pharma is just a few more bux?

>>35294214
Pharma shit takes too long to get delivered

>>35294039
are euro pharmaceuticals no good?

>>35294260
Ur a baka

>>35294260
Doesn't it take the same time as ugl? Depends on the vendo's delivery timescale.......or am I missing something

>>35294344
>>35294260
Most vendors carry bath ugl and pharma, so delivery wouldn't be any different

>>35289869
>its like u want ur mouth to smell like ur dick

not related

>>35286646

>>35294521
>having a smelly dick

>>35294344
No I'm in USA pharma stuff is from overseas

>>35294320
never heard of it, probably not

>>35291837
Pics?

>>35294320
yes, but not the orals.

hello

>>35295016
Goodbye.

>>35295044
b-but I just got here

>>35295050
We don't take kindly to DYEL's 'round these here parts.

>>35295065
>We don't take kindly to DYEL's 'round these here parts
pls no bully

>>35295093
>>35295093
>>35295093

n e w
t h r e a d