Clickbait science vs real science

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>>35288932
lol
let those average people keep living their average lives while we be their body goals

damn, all those hours in the gym & protein shakes wasted, should have been drinking wine instead

>>35288932
>tfw have U of A science degree

>>35288932
> mfw drinking a bottle of red = 8 hour arm workout
Ready to leave humanity behind?

>>35289005
I drank a box of red once, get on my level.

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>>35289005
If a bottle of wine equals an 8 hour arm workout does a bottle of brandy equal a 24 hour arm workout?

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>>35289038
This you?

>>35288932
>people searching excuses to not go the gym

>>35289093
There my a "cask wine appreciation society" at my friend's uni.

>>35289005
>>35289038
>>35289078
Kek

I might have to drink today. Fuck aint getting no sleep since i "resetted my clock" by not sleeping the other night and the sleeping 14h and waking up at 9am now its fucking 1.35am here night time.


Tl;dr
What to do to get sleep /tips/drugs etc.

>>35289369
masturbate, shower your ass, drink warm milk , sleep naked and maybe some relaxing music?

>>35288932
Is this why I always want to sprint a mile after drinking a bottle of wine?

>>35288932
People are constantly falling for shit like this or following fad diets and then they say "oh it's LITERALLY statistically impossible to lose weight on a diet", no fucking shit you retards are an anchor on actual diet change rates.

>>35289802
You do? I usually just want to fall asleep.

>>35289369
Dyphenhydromine... Or however its spelled.

>mfw I used to write clickbait garbage for a massive fitness site/YT channel

It is literally just recycled shit 99.5% of the time. Listicles are easy, easy money. Editorials sucked because I had to pretend to care about stupid shit, like poop on gym equipment & tanning booths and such.

I fucking hate bloggers with a passion. It was easy money but damn... Those people. My readers were even worse. An article could get 4k comments and not have one interesting perspective.

>Huffington Post reported
stopped reading there

>>35290597
Easily the worst news source after Yahoo News.

Reservatrol also blocks improvements in Vo2max by inhibiting the inflammatory process that makes your body stronger.

>>35288932
ayy UofA I go there noice noice