How do i get a body like this?

>>35278433

Not lifting

>>35278439
>thread

by breaking through to the other side

>>35278433
Pushups and situps

>>35278433
By doing a bit of sports in your youth and then turning to heroin and music.

>>35278433

I'd say start with 5 to 1 pushups baby, well maybe 1 to 5.

It's a hard workout, no one here gets out alive.

But you'll get yours honey.

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>>35278433
Jim Morrison? Why not Gym Morrison?

>>35278433
ten pushups and a chinup every other day

get your little fuckhole pozzed up by some big black bulls on off days

>>35278433
Ask /fa/, we don't do that heroin junkie-chic here.

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>you will never have a velvety smooth singing voice that melts women's clothes right off their bodies

>>35278433
Worship the devil

>>35278433
be aesthetic. stop eating

>>35278433
Be the Lizard King

>>35278433
Eat a diet of all celery, nothing else.

If you touch anything else you fail. Do a lot of cardio and you should have you goal body soon enough.

Nigga got hella fat before he died though.