>I wear basketball shorts to the gym

>>35275419
what am i supposed to wear?
i have nothing but jeans, pajamas, and basketball shorts.

i need clothes that allow mobility for squats and cleans...

i could go purchase some faggy compression tights, or use what i have on hand, because fashion doesn't matter when you are lifting heavy things then putting them back down (Except for shoes, because duh - but i don't consider that fashion, given that it serves a purely functional purpose and weightlifting shoes are unaesthetic as fuark)

>>35275419

>I wear compression pants and tank tops to the gym

Serious question:

What is appropriate gymwear?

>>35275419
>2015
>not having a /homegym/
working out nude is the best.

>>35276152
Just get so big that you can wear a fucking princess tutu and no one will tell you shit

I skwart 420, bench 335, and deadlift 570. I wear basketball shorts and ripped up old tshirts. I'll decide what's gym appropriate, faggot.

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>I'm black.

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>I only do big compound lifts

>I'd rather be strong than look good

>>35276152
Nothing is inappropriate until you tell yourself it is

Actually though just don't wear jeans or dress clothes and you should be fine

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>I have a job.

>>35276193
>not knowing the meme
>actually lifts
How new are you?

>>35276384
Shh, let the dyels have their fun.

>>35276152
if you're big enough you can wear a tanktop
if not, you have to wear t-shirts

for legs it's a bit more complicated:
if dyel
with hairy legs and the weather is
cold - then slim sweatpants
hot - shave and shorts
if you're with hairless legs (but still dyel)
you can wear shorts whenever, but keep in mind that some shorts make your legs looks like shit

if you're big - wear whatever you want

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>I don't follow the Weider Principles.

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>>35276426

shave your legs?

>>35276522
by that i mean just go over them with the buzzer to shorten the hairs, no razor bullshit, it takes too long and makes ur legs look faggoty

>>35276542
>worried about looking like a faggot
>shaves his legs
Top kek

>>35276578
>has never seen a lanky bitch ass faggot with hairy af legs who just doesn't look right

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> The guy who lifts weights at the gym

>>35276655
So you shave your legs because if you don't you look like a lanky bitch ass faggot with hairy af legs who just doesn't look right?

Solid logic there dyel.

joggers ftw

fucking love joggers during the winter

>>35276192
...I think this is my goal now

>>35276743
Reddit tier joke.

>the setup

>alan thrall

>>35276220
in that case, you should only be allowed to wear orange to your gym

>>35277368
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you to tell me your one rep maxes.

>>35277368
>>35277389
Straight for the juggler

>>35277368
>>35277389
BTFO

>>35277368
>>35277389
:0

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>That's not Mark Rippetoe, that's Roger Estep.

>>35277389
>doesnt want humor
>is a living fucking joke
y-you too!

>>35277432
the redneck is impressed

>>35277613
You already lost. Go home. Better luck next time dyel. Try to work on your one rep maxes.

There was actually a time where these threads used to be amusing. Now you newfags burned it to the ground with your obsession with it.

>>35277389
Everytime

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>>35277643
>actually lifting

>>35277648
If I wanted to be amused I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are. That would be amusing to me because they're so low.

>>35277389
came at me faget
i can do like a million reps of a hundo ponds

>>35277648
>sophisticated satire intimidates me

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> existing

>>35277665
Thanks for proving my point you parrot. Yet another joke burned down to the ground by reddit autists.

Too bad we can't +1 your posts on 4Chan.

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>>35277715
>sophisticated satire intimidates me

>>35277715
>tired of the same jokes
>goes to the same boards

>>35277740
>not tired of same jokes

And there's nothing wrong with that. Even the majority in the gym I go to wear basketball shorts.

Next.

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>basketball shorts can only be worn when playing basketball

>>35277831
Correct.

>>35277368
>>35277389
WOOP DAY IT IS!

Shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka

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>>35277840
> go to the store for some new gym shorts
> found some regular, black shorts
> try them on
> suddenly the dressing room falls apart around me
> I'm in the center of a basketball court
> I turn around half naked to see a horde of large black males running toward me
> I look down to see a basketball in my hands
> itstoolate.jpg
> the horde tramples me to death
> mfw fit was right
> mfw you really can't wear basketball shorts without playing basketball

>>35276102
just regular sport shorts/ running shorts, basketball shorts are for basketball

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>>35277737
You forgot one:
>alan thrall

>>35277692
>>>/his/

Actually no, I'm fucking sick of those threads there too.

>>35280123
Cringe.