Weird interractions after getting shredded?

... ?

e.g.?

fucking mong cunt.

>Be me in shop, picking up a few things, milk etc.
>Been coming to this shop for 5 years+ so know all the attendants
>One of the dudes sees me with 3 bottles of milk, 2 cartons of eggs and a beef jerky stick
>"Getting big huh?"
>sperg out, say i've been eating healthy
>Asks if i'm into partying/clubbing
>He invites me to his party next weekend

I've known the dude for 5 years he's never said anything more than 'cash or eftpos' to me until today.

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>sold a computer on craigslist
>go to drop it off
>set it up for the guy
>he wants me to install chrome, done
>starts asking me to install other stuff while shooting the shit with me
>brings me a cup of tea
>talks about his car
>15 mins later we're checking out his '72 Fastback Mustang
>Try to ask to leave
>He gives me his number and asks if i wanna come shoot the shit with him and his mates at the bar some time
>Thanks me for the computer, pays me extra for petrol
>Unironically says 'nice car'
>It's a fucking 1994 piece of shit Corolla
>I leave

seriously wtf? i have a couple more. this happened a week ago and was what i was gonna originally post about

>>35269036
fuck him in the ass

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>Job interview for supply chain job
>Interviewer asks me if I can handle the strange hours
>Say i've worked some shitty jobs, can handle almost anything
>He says "I bet you can"

This one wasn't as necessary to post but it was still extremely awkward

1 last one

>Be with girl im seeing but not dating and one of her flatmates just chilling on the couch
>Flatmate tokes from a bowl and passes it to me, asks if I have a job or not
>I say not yet, i'm looking for one though
>He says 'yeah me neither'
>Talk for about 30 minutes about bullshit past employers
>girl leaves to go do something in her room, wasn't paying attention
>guy whispers to me if I want to come clubbing with him
>Say sure why not
>"Just don't bring Melissa" (the girl i was fuckign)
>"o-ok"

That's all. these have all happened in the past month and i think it's fucked up because i went cocoon mode for 6 months and no one said shit to me and now people keep inviting me to shit.

>>35269036
>>Try to ask to leave
beta uprising is real!!!!!

Sounds like a bro. It might seem strange, but you have qualities people are attracted to... selfesteem.jpeg

>>35269083
I read on here that if you fold your arms and talk about what you're getting upto later in the evening it's a good tactic to get out of strange situations,
so that's what i did but it seemed like he only wanted to talk more after i did that
so I turned toward the door and talked to him as i moved slowly toward it and that kinda worked

>>35269083

Lol "tried to ask to leave"

Are you serious?

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>>35269092
>2015
>not telling him you have some videotapes to return...
watch and learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8coOHhotXY

>>35269104
I can't tell if that's better or worse than my method but I'll give it a shot because I seem to run into these situations more and more

>>35269137

Fuck dude you're a walking sex slave to Tyrones BBC waiting to happen.