Locker room general >that guy who changes under a towel into

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> old dudes with no gains and small dicks

>when some teenager starts texting in the locker room
seriously, put the fucking phone away

>>35267605
They are there when yo change into your gear, and still there when you change again after your 2 hour workout

ultimate confidence booster though

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>>35267618
Yeah they be livin that sauna life

>that guy in underwear doing jumping jacks in the sauna

>>35267605
>that one skinny old guy who wanders around the locker room completely nude
First time I'd ever seen a circumcised penis IRL

>>35267608
???? its 2015 get with the times you old ass gran torino ass boy

>that 15 year old you are 99% sure is gay and just there to look at naked dudes looks at you and tries to hide his stiffie

>that guy veeting his balls in the steam room

>shower off after a hard session
>naked and drying myself
>two kids who were using the pool just lock eyes with my dick as they change

>>35267704
That guy having a heart attack in the steam room

If you are over the age of 14-16 and you can't change normally in a change room, can't shower with other men, and freak out when you see a dick. you have issues

>>35267598
> really old guys always doing weird shit. Sitting on the bench buck naked clipping toenails, naked locker room stretching, spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror shaving, brushing teeth,combing hair all nude.

>>35267732
No, it's okay. They have curtains in mine

>>35267748
> same thing

But they always seem to be naked except for a baseball hat.

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>the old men that come in to air out their saggy balls after taking naps on several pieces of equipment

>that dude who rubs one out in between sets

>>35267608
Who the fuck cares? What the hell?

Your reaction is fitting for like, a dinner table, in a locker room how is that not normal

And it's not your business anyway

I got one from my old gym.

>375lbs and like 5'8"
>see him bring and eat a whole watermelon to the gym
>always goes to the hot tub and sauna(luckily I was never in at the same time)
>seem him telling someone to love your body and be ok with your body image
yes I get it but you are god damn unhealthy

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>400+ pound 6'5" black guy
>claims he's a personal trainer as if it's done fantastic thing
>"how long was your session today "
>about x amount of time
>"ooh I usually do x+2 hours "
>ok