>NYR fags season approaching

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>>35257727

its terrible. I need a new gym and i dont wanna sign up now.

What do.

yeah blabla JUST DO IT ...

B U T .....

but .........

>>35257745
Now is the perfect time. The gyms all have great promotions to get in people they know will quit. If you'll actually use it then it's even better.

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>mfw

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I own a gym. Memberships don't spike up at this time of year. Take your superiority complex elsewhere.

Going to slam my bar extra hard and shout memes extra loud to make the normies uncomfortable.

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>people leave their weights everywhere

>>35257727
I've been going to the gym for 3 years, never been in it in January though.
Is it really that bad?

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>>35257872
im talking about /fit/
look how much thread are made these last days about get toned or "how to look like this guy"

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>>35257727
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35257887
Epic

Someone post the comic

>>35257913

THAT'S A BIG GUY

>>35257913
this. so many threads with fats that want to lose weight but don't read sticky.

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>moving to new area on the first of January
>have to get new gym
>mfw everyone will think I'm a NYR faggot

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>>35257913
<How to this mode, /fit/?

>>35258010
>you will never get to squat on your balls
>tfw

>>35257970

>Implying they have anything to do with new years
>Implying they're not a year long constant

/r9k/ fags are already here I see

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>>35257727
ehh
means new sir comic
All in all it balances out.
Also
>tfw living in a country where nyr isn't a thing.

>>35258010
>shit shoulder genetics

>currently unemployed
>going to the 24/7 gym after midnight since no early mornings
>always alone except some weirdos now and then

Bring it

>>35257901
This happens in my gym 24/7/365
Inconsiderate fucking assholes errywhere

>>35258327

I do this too
It's truly the best feel

I just hope I'm not one of the weirdos you're referring to

I will give them the usual 5 minutes. Nobody trys to fugg with me

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Sorry guys, I'm quitting the gym. It's all Movement for me from now on.

>>35257727
Why do you guys hate people that are merely trying to better their lives by going to gym in January?

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>tfw i was a new years guy this year

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>>35258476
>tfw no metrosexual yoga instructor to teach me how to move and KO aldo

>>35258000
Don't you look like you lift already?

1 Jan is always deadlift day

It's fun to watch NYRfags befuddled by my 5plaet

My smaller local gym needs more members because we need some money, so it's good for us. I fill in there part time so maybe we get some new girls (we barely have any) I can get to know and show around. (jk I'm just gonna stare at them from the corner of my eye)
>>35258299
China?

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>>35257727
reminder

>>35260483
cruel xd

>>35260483
Cheers bro

>>35257727
>tfw I need to move to a new area in mid January
>tfw I will be mistaken for a NYR fag.
>tfw some guy will probably keep hovering around me when I do my 3.5lmaopl8 squats thinking that I will die.

>>35260483
Absolutely Devilish

>>35260483
2016 will be my year

>>35260611
you said that last year

There is only one positive thing about the gym, the influx of women in their new tight workout gear, usually a lot more milfs also.

Only had sex with one girl I ever met at the gym and that was January, super hot mom trying to squat and snapping her shit up so I just offered a bit of advice etc. just as I was leaving back to my workout I said "well I got a squat rack at my place if you really can't figure it out haha", she thinks we should exchange numbers, meet up tomorrow night at mine.

Maybe worked out for 7 minutes and then fucked for 70, pretty mind blowing sex she was really turned on I was only 19 and 5'8 she was 42 and almost 6 feet, after that day I never seen or heard from her again, wonder if she ever got that toned body for her husband. Not sure why posting this but main point is that there is more hot pussy in the gym and more fat ass dudes making you look better than usual

>>35260483
>10-15 reps a set
>avoid squats and deadlifts
>machines
>legs once a week
>burn fat, build muscle, maximize safety

KEK was this written by a woman?

>>35260483
>do cardio and lift
That part was good advice wouldn't want to die in a sauna

>>35260680
did you boink her

>>35257962
UU
UU

>>35258010
Join blacklivesmatter

Aww shit.

I recently moved cities and my new gym is a big chain gym. So theres gonna be hordes of nyrfags.

My last gym was a sweaty iron meat head gym so the NYRs tended to stay away.

>>35260483
>avoid eggs and milk
>drink V8

Kek

>>35260841
Shit bro read the story

>>35257887
Good luck with getting suspected of mental problems and having the cops called on you.