ASMR

>>35235393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU982mIvn-Q
Listen to this with headphones for them PR gains.

Wtf is this??

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>>35235393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=eS0jVsp6Hm8

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>>35235393
Bump

this is literally all of my pet peeves made into one torturous video

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>>35235422
I laughed but that won't make me relax.

>>35235393
This is fucking stupid. People who listen to this shit have phsycological problems

I watched an ASMR video of a little asian girl eating an entire large cake by herself once. Can't remember what it was called, it was pretty satisfying, a little bizarre tho.

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This girl knows what she's got.

>>35235441
I know it's odd but people get "triggered" by certain sounds, it's different for everyone.

All I care about is sweet sleep and gains so it it helps it helps.

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>>35235393
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSOMorXBGNk
>start the vid on random point
>some girl whipsers " always jews"

Sometimes. I have never slept watching one, but they help me relax before sleep.

And to the haters. If you have ever enjoyed a Bob Ross video, you understand what asmr is. Stop acting like it is some weird fetish. It's literally relaxing sounds.

It can be fetishied though. But what can't?

Been watching them for a few years, it started because I would get tingles from them but now they just help me relax.

A few of my top picks;
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf4li61qo3VNcMdm6EmSD3w
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2eddeJoyByJBjE4CYXwNXQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk8hyHhbM_yH3BvEO7GowQg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiOQz8DICS3Um1oo9cxmg7A

>>35235579
My friend wants to know what an example of a fetish ASMR video sounds like.
He's a scientist btw.

>>35235393
holy shit that garbage is like nails on a chalkboard to me. i can't listen to it without that tingly disturbing feeling down my spine you get when you know something is being thrown at you from behind.

yeah I've been addicted to shit for awhile. sometimes I cycle off
but when I go for long walks or do cardio. I have asmr on

works better for me than music tbqh.
kinda shame a lot of ex-pornstars/cam girls and vlog girls have infested the scene. but still some gems out their.

Also not saying there's something wrong with porn. but it's a con when some girl is barely whispering on a shitty mic and just ranting about her problems then spamming her patreon and paypal info for a better "mic:

massageasmr based AF

>>35235606
There used to be a chick who did stuff on Vimeo, she only had a few vids but she would get her tits out and wear saucy stuff, he vimeo got deleted. Having thought about it I think she might have been a porn star or something.

>>35235659
shes on pornhub now if you're talking the same chick
kitty right?

>>35235606
Oh man. There are pretty weird asmr videos out there.

Girlfriend simulating videos are borderline fetishit. There are even sites with nsfw asmr. Joi videos are also pretty close to asmr, and such, if you look in the right places.

Overall. As long as it's just a girl/guy speaking and making sounds with all kinds of objects and maybe sfw roleplay, It's pretty normal. Anything else gets really weird and caters to fetishes.

And there is always that one guy that feels a girl on the internet whispering is hot enough for his pathetic life and he ends up fapping to it.

>mfw after 10 months lifting for her I learn softlygaloshes has a bf

>>35235637
That's the point

>>35235393
this shit is fucking gay as fuck. This is some taboo fetish shit.

I like amazlds rack, apparently she got implants

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>>35235606
>scientist

Fuck offfffffff REDDIT REEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I listen to ASMR. Ephemeral Rift, Massage ASMR, GentleWhispering, Heather Feather.

I like Ephemeral Rift a lot, he's like the king in both style and quality.

Massage ASMR is pretty damn good in quality but nowadays he's getting into this pseudoscience bullshit and it's disappointing me.

Super happy about the Bob Ross comeback, also.

>>35235421
You ever get a tingly or relaxed feeling on your neck or scalp, like during a haircut or something? That's ASMR.

>>35235441
>phsycological

Yeah, I can tell that you know all about it.

>>35235393
Imagine someone catching you watching this lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDoE_GQgO4

>>35235393

SHE'S TOUCHING HERSELF AND I CAN'T LOOK AWAY

>>35235717
>Ephemeral Rift, Massage ASMR, GentleWhispering, Heather Feather.

Literally all you need. GOATs

>>35235675
Maybe, you got a link?

>>35235393
Asmargaritte videos are all the exact same shit but I don't get tired of it for some reason. it's like a sitcom where the premise is always the same

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>>35235393
jesus fucking christ what is wrong with this fucking boards. How low have you sunk as a human when you're sitting alone in your room watching/listening to some girl making kissing sounds in your ear.

To quote an anon in the last ASMR thread, this is beta the fucking soundtrack

>>35235913
You sound like you need to relax, anon. How about some Bob Ross?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5ETGiiBRg

ASMR POWER RANKINGS

Heather Feather
Massage ASMR
Cosmic Tingles
GentleWhispering
FastASMR
Everything else

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>>35235965
why is based Bob Ross not at the very top?

>>35235965
>having all of those people over Ephemeral Rift

Come on, mate. Even beyond the ASMR aspect, ER's videos are far more artistically advanced.

>>35235393
>>35235412
>>35235424
>people posting my asmrfu fairy char on this degenerate board

stopppppp she's mine

>>35236064
His videos are well produced, but I don't find them relaxing in the least. That's just me though maybe.

>>35236009
Would you put God at the top of a list of angels?

>>35235913
>not relaxing to ASMR post workout
>not making sick nap gains
Never gonna make it

>>35236129
She's public property bro.

>tfw she tucks me in every night.

I gotta get a girl...

>>35235393
OP how do I make YouTube all dark like that?

>>35235965
Forgetting Fairychar. Other than that, great list.

What exactly is ASMR? Like what does it do?

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>>35235946
>watch.. watch... bet you didn't realize you had that much power... but on this piece of canvas you have total and complete power. You can do anything that you wanna do. You can move mountains, rivers, trees. You can determine what your world is like.

god damn you bob.

>>35236250
Firefox extension called dark youtube or something. You can do it with chrome too.

>>35236351
ASMR is "autonomous sensory meridian response". In layman's terms, it's that tingly relaxed feeling that some people get from sensory minutiae. It is commonly triggered from things like soft/close talking, receiving a haircut, being lightly touched (not tickled, but lightly touched), observing manual manipulation such as sleight of hand or card tricks and various other things. It typically manifests as a chill or tingle on the scalp, neck or spine and is usually perceived as relaxing.

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>>35235965
>Cosmic Tingles
>muh Patreon

Fuck off.

>FastASMR
>This is not an ASMR video, I'm asking you to help support a cause I care about by buying my merchandise
Doubly fuck off.

>>35235965
replace cosmic and fast
with jellybean, shes based AF and is /fit/ kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmWYQ5EC1Vs

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This never worked for me, then I got a qt azn gf who sticks her tongue in my ear, shits weird but it feels good mang

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>>35236129
>>35236248

>>35235444

There's a fad in south korea where people watch someone streaming/recording themselves eating a big meal all by themselves. People watch because they're lonely, or live vicariously through the eater because they're on a diet. That might have been related to what you saw.

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>>35235444
>>35237311
It's called Mukbang.

Guy in pic related eats shitloads of food and is shredded/lean as fuck.

>>35235393
imagine fucking with that microphone
the squelching and juicy sounds would be unreal

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>>35236702
my nigga, jellybean is GOAT

>>35236705
thats what they do in asia in times of hardship theres essential fatty acids in ear wax

>>35235684
>softlygaloshes
That's a man
He's fucking gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E

>>35235393
i dont feel anything at all from these types of videos, they make me cringe a little, thats it

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>>35236009

>>35235447
she's just using the 1st law : tits or gtfo

No, I thinks she doesnt show her face, cause she's only doing this for money and doesnt want family and friends to found her hobby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
This one relaxes me every time.

>>35237601
me too
I think if someone did that to me irl I'd get mad as fuck

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>>35236009

>>35235447
how do i make youtube background black?

>>35235708
reeetard

>>35235393
I dont get it? Why would anyone watch these?

>>35236702
Her ass and legs are 11/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LPgxJ5jX8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHCtnOopfIc

This hardened my cock faster than a fat kid could eat a chip.

>>35238339
She strikes me as really fucking weird, though. All the K-pop stuff is kind of off-putting.

>>35238252
Firefox addon called stylish, find a css theme for youtube that you like on userstyles.org. Does everything for you.

>>35236702
>>35237393
>>35238339
my niggas

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>>35238571
kpop is fucking weird but the dancing is hot as fuck srs

GentleWhispering
ASMRrequests
feirychaRstaRs

I dont like the guys, it weirds me out too much.

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>He will never upload another video

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>>35235676
>And there is always that one guy that feels a girl on the internet whispering is hot enough for his pathetic life and he ends up fapping to it.

You rang?

>>35235965
>no ephemeral rift

discarded

>>35239174

I like these girls + Jellybean. A lot of ASMR video sounds are done poorly or the women have the wrong voice for it. Unless it's pure outside sounds it has to be a woman doing it or I'm uncomfortable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Zz6z5GaVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BS43A5xEaM

>>35235393
> asmr
The most autistic reddit shit that I have ever seen on this website

>>35239266
reddit likes pleb shit like heather feather, asmrrequests, 4chan is hardcore = gentlewhispering, whispersredasmr, etc

>>35239312
Don't trash heather, gentlewhispering is definiely pleb tier.

>>35239331
>>>/reddit/

>>35239174
what glasses are those and would they look good on a guy?

>>35239487
No idea but they don't look bad on him.

I do, only to EphemeralRift though

>>35237557
THE BETA SHOULD FEAR THE FIT

>>35238339
FUARKKK
MY HEART IS SWEATING BALLS

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>>35235393
that lullaby video

I didnt even know how badly i wanted someone like that

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>>35235447
>bekeken

>>35239340
>>35239312
>>35239266
>>35239331

>2015
>"hurr reddit"
>"hurr no u"

can you go away and be faggots somewhere else?

I only listen to the audio, everything else is irrelevant to me. Besides the usual suspects you get from just looking for videos, asmrbylisa and ASMR Circus are probably the best.

Japanese ASMR is the best
It's fucking soothing since you have no idea what they're saying anyway

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo280d87Z0PSd0_anImgkwg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjjhHEM9U9CDNIkOFFwzeoA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCue0AhOm8SARARIcT-0mE1w

>>35235965
Ephemeral Rift, Massage ASMR, Heather Feather, ASMR Requests

All you need.

>ctrl+f
>no asmrsurge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTFbd5l6js

>ctrl+f
>no shoenice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz6Tc7AzfZk

>>35239487
Style is called browline and they're made for men.
Buy some off zenniopitical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ztcBCanOg

have been onto asmr for a couple years now as well. think this is my favorite video. chicks with an accent trying to sound intellectual is my fucking jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpMsLP4BQXc

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>>35236009

>>35238225
thats a pretty tree :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPEOYhwfuI
Only one that does it for me.

>>35235393
Can't stand these sluts that think ASMR is supposed to be sexual. They bring the medium down and make it seem like only wizards use it for surrogate gf purposes.

Heather Feather and GentleWhispering are my jams, though.

>>35235589
How can you put that slut HungryLips anywhere near HeatherFeather? 0/10

>>35237557
>10,000 subscribers
Why?

>>35241703
asmr market is big right now

better hop in while the money is flowing

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>>35236009

>>35242423
But he's utter shit m8

>>35235606
Oh man there is this girl that rubs her feet and whispers and its amazing

>im not even a foot fetishist

>>35235505
Kek good comic

>>35241522
ty :)
>>35242930
nice ^^

>>35236129

tfw I sit on my computer in the middle of the night watching this flip qt flicking wine glasses

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>>35236009

>>35236702
Fug, forgot Jellybean

She's my asmrfu and I forgot her </3

>>35239312
>implying based HeatherFeather is reddit tier
if you ignore the patreon autism she's got the best videos by far

>>35241608
Sexual ASMR is a blast, but I agree that it makes the rest of the community look like shitty wizardbait.

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Sharing my all-time underground favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPp7aCgEHsU [girl scratches clothes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ0FRzDkIdo [dutch accent white haired girl taps stuff and talks]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HuGU3UiIPI (one of the best cranial nerve exams has less than 30k views :(]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImiveXpHm_E (best "other-worldly" role-play except for gentlewhispering)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zyUFOv4_i0 (the only good video by dahlia daintly was her first. its also one of the best out there)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGjqMbUAqqA (the most underrated hands on youtube by chinese girl)

>>35235606

hilarious

>>35235606
"Hungry lips", youtube

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asmr?

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>>35237557

>>35235393
i like asmr but none of the degenerate kissing shit, i tried watching a video and nothing made me feel more of a loser than watching a video of a girl seducing and sexually assualting her mic and camera.

I do love me some multilayerd asmr. I used ot love me some haircut or mic brushing asmr.

Here are two vids i like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZSVPryoLOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP7tROsrfb4

>>35244219
I also like this weird ass guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZjkNuB0PoI

no homo but he seems pretty chill, i like watching his no talking asmr videos

Is it weird that my ASMR trigger is on my back but mainly in my right ass cheek? Like the tingling is so intense in my cheek that I have to move around. Haircuts get uncomfortable sometimes.

I love ASMR. I can only listen to chicks or soft sounds though, feels weird to have a dude whispering in my ear.

Put on some headphones and listen to this shit, tell me you've ever felt this relaxed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYpI8847naw

>>35235702
Not everyone can experience ASMR. The name really doesn't do it justice. It's not erotic or even just relaxing, it's a sort of tingly sensation all over your body, especially in your spine, head, and major nervous system.

>>35237601
>>35238221
Not everyone can experience ASMR.

Also, not everyone responds to the same cues. Even among the ASMR community there are some people that are complete nonresponders to many popular things, and only get the ASMR feeling from certain triggers.

Tony Bomboni is literally 10/10 tier. No one comes close to him.

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>all the people in this thread posting "asmr" videos which feature some college whore making sounds you'd probably hear in a porno and focusing the camera on their breasts to get patreon shekels
get this fucking cancer out of here

the best is probably christian noel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZmVCwBZnX4
she's married to a soldier and one of the reasons why she does them is because they help people with PTSD

>>35238993
if male ASMR is too gay for you then i don't know why the fuck you're posting on /fit/
ephemeral rift is top tier

>>35244451

Dude should just accept himself and transition already. Hormones aren't going to do shit if he waits until his mid/late 20's to start kek

>>35244476
>some college whore making sounds you'd probably hear in a porno and focusing the camera on their breasts to get patreon shekels

Have you seen ASMRequests? Shit is out of this world, some of the videos literally.

>>35244503

Agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYpI8847naw

https://www.youtube.com/user/IndigoASMR/videos

This one I found recently has been pretty good.

I have 2 modes regarding ASMR.

When I have the capacity for boners I get boners when listening to whispering girls, but when I do not it's all just really irritating.

>>35244802
Do the sounds do anything for you? Different textures? Or do you just listen to chicks whispering?

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>>35235393

Brain cuming

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>>35235393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7002FadIJs
this one is good

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>>35235393
My friend is really into this stuff, and keeps showing me videos where I'm supposed to get all relaxed and tingly.

Instead, all the incessant whispering and smacking of lips does is send me into a flying rage. Like, it literally makes me want to smash things.

Funny how some people react exactly the opposite way.

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>>35236009

>>35245205
That's a real bummer anon. If you give a shit, check out some other ASMR creators. Maybe you'll find something that works for you. Maybe not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2LeGBYg0Eo

>>35241364
Severely underrated

>>35243160
pls its fugin sam hyde

https://youtu.be/_ITnvckuTCQ?t=9m34s

CLOCK BOY

http://soundgasm.net/u/noremedyformemory/F4M-Girlfriend-Cuddles-While-You-Sleep-WhisperingKissesBreathing

tfw

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>>35247455
get this /r9k/ shit out of here

>>35247470
its ok i love you anon

>>35235393
Jerk Off Instruction (JOI) are much better imo senpai

i onl get the asmr tingles to stuff that isn't supposed to be asmr/isn't intentional. like i'll get it from an innocent massage video but never from a video actively trying to be asmr. it feels unnatural and not real enough

>>35239174
that lotion vid bruh

10/10 dont care if boy or grill

>>35235731
> heather feather

i hate her so much but i cant put my finger on why

>>35243755
we have some colorblind folks on here, neat!