Is this the new navy seal meme?
>>35219910
Someone should tell him they do krav maga so he should think twice.
>>35219973
christ he looks like a doughy little manlet shit LMAO
This faggots scruffy underwear really ruffles my jimmies.
What's this dudes background and why's he always shirtless. He looks like utter shit
>>35219910
Is there a single fitness youtuber more autistic than blaha?
>>35219973
His pecs look sad. I wish I could rescue them like in those Sarah McLachlan commercials with the puppies
>>35220070
brown vegetable man
>>35219910
his fitness info is good, but holy fuck are his political views retarded
>>35220046
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>>35220198
>she will never wrestle you to the ground and rape you and step on your face so hard that your skull breaks and you die
why even
>>35220081
kek'd
>>35220228
>those canoe paddle feet will never crush the dick and balls against a hardwood floor while she squats over your head and takes a giant shit into your screaming mouth
>this is the new Blaha meme
Crabs, if they get near ya hit em with the shampoo.
That's the gayest shit i've ever read
>>35219910
he sounds like someone who has never been in combat. what a fucking embarrassing asshole
>>35220198
>She will never strip naked, sit on your face and rub herself on you until she squirts, laugh at you as you masturbate your limp penis to climax, then leave you to clean the fluids up
Why live?
>>35220198
>she will never crush your head between her thighs while punching you repeatedly in the chest
>>35220198
>she will never tie your down to a chair and torture your testicles with jumper cables, force you to smell her feet, pulling off each fingernail, and shove a drill bit into your urethra just as you reach climax
>>35220198
>she will never ignore you and continue texting on her phone as you as lick her asshole
>>35219910
Can anyone actually explain what his thing is? I dont follow his stuff close enough to understand.
Does he like claim he was a spy? Can anyone give me like an explanation?
Can we just end this guy already? It was funny at first, but now I'm starting to think he really believes himself and it's getting annoying. If we just stop paying attention will he go away. Or can we at least Scooby him.
>>35220198
Someone turn this into another 5'10" vs 6'2" meme.
I'm a combat veteran, nobody in the Army talked like this.
He sounds like a professional wrestler with severe aspergers
>>35220347
WHY CANT I JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING
except the poop part no ty
>>35220198
how much does that bish weigh? 100kilo?
>>35219973
>>35220687
>>35220507
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>>35220198
>>35220081
IN THE AAAAAAAAARMS OOOOOOOOF THE AAAAAAANGELS
FAAAAAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
>>35220198
>she will never marry you, give you 3 healthy kids, and then 5 years into a perfect marriage kill them, herself and burn down your house while you hit a new PR at the gym
>>35220687
kek, this is fucking poetry
>>35220687
>He smells like doritos and carpets.
MOUUUNT BICEPPPPPIUSSS!
FUCK YOU SIMON, DO YOU THINK KILLING PEOPLE IS FUCKING FUNNY? IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
FUCK YOU SIMON
Anyways guys, I hope it's been informative
>>35219910
for those who have no context here, this is him arguing he could beat mike o'hearn in a fight.
just a reminder Mike is 190 cm and 247lbs at 10% bf
while jason is 173 cm and 2215 lbs at 25% bf, you guys be the judges
>>35221051
215 lbs*
>>35221051
2115 pounds (961kg)
25% bodyfat
>>35221051
What? Top fucking kek!
I don't even like Mike O'Tren but I'll give him credit for actually having years of real experience in competitive martial arts. He's a judo black belt and was a two time state champion. He also knows Taekwondo.
Jason claims to have two black belts...but then he also claims to be former CIA, a former mercenary, bigger and stronger than 90% of the YouTube fitness people.
Oh yeah, he's also fucking this clone of himself. I don't want a thread to go by where someone doesn't post this image. Kek.
>>35220856
IN THIS DAAAAAARK cold HOTEL ROOM.
>>35220687
This deserves all the love.