Delusion thread

I lift for you, anon

Tbh I lift for girls

Even if you start out lifting for girls, you usually end up lifting for yourself.

I've given up on getting laid with a cute girl ever again but sure as fuck haven't given up on making it to a two plate bench and a four plate deadlift.

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>>35204220

>2pl8 binch

>>35204303
this cracked me the fuck up

>1 g of protien per lb
>1pl8 bench
>anything over 12 reps

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>>35203909

I lift for her anon

Tbh SENPAI I lift because I have no friends and nothing better to do

>>35203909
I don't think i tore up all of the skin on both my upper arms benching in a bench shirt to get chicks tho.

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>>35203909
>manlets are inferior

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I lift for her

>>35204220
2 pl8? Common m8 you can get that in a year. Set your sights a bit higher please.

Also save up 300 bucks and get yourself a really nice prostitute for a night.

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>>35204334

>>35204376
I mean for 5x5, and it's a short term goal.

And hiring a prostitute just makes you even more of a loser than you already are, I'd rather stay lonely and unfulfilled for the rest of my life.

>>35204393
if you film it maybe you can trick yourself into believing you were doing porn. Dunno if that makes you less of a loser though

>>35204393
5x5 is a pretty good goal, my bad m8.

And I personally don't think hiring a high class prostitute every now and then makes you a loser. Never done it myself but I can see it if there was a time in my life when I didn't have the means to go out and hit on chicks or to have a girlfriend.

>>35204393
>And hiring a prostitute just makes you even more of a loser than you already are
what makes you a loser is a negative attitude you have and not rational mental blocks like those cited above
just dont forget about them mental gains brah, were all gonna make it

>>35204441
*non-rational

>>35204441
>what makes you a loser is a negative attitude you have and not rational mental blocks like those cited above
Giving up on women has improved my life, though. I have a better paying job, I get better grades, and I'm eating more.

Giving up can actually be a very good thing.

>>35204461
I agree. The right girl will come along at some point, anyways.

>>35204502
>The right girl will come along at some point, anyways.
Don't count on it m8.

Statistically, she probably already left.

>>35204353
What are you talking about?

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>>35204512
A bench shirt.

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>>35203909

i dont - i lift for men

checkmate, faggot

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>>35203909
I lift because it's become a habit.
>>35204336
Also, this.

>>35204523
I lift because I want to look like this.

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>>35204523
This, also manly women if that counts as "girls".

>>35203909
I don't lift for girls. I lift for guys.

Much better

>>35204379
That pic gets me every time.

I lift for myself. GF already gets the D from me, so no reason to lift for her.

>you lift to look like a Japanese anime character

>>35204623
the plot twist is that she's going to cheat on you anyway if she hasn't already

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>>35204220
>4plate dead
>accomplishment

Hmmm

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>>35203909
But I'm gay anon

>>35204647
For a guy that's having a hard time eating enough to get to 175lbs at 5'10", 5 reps with 4pl8 would be an accomplishment.

>>35204642
no. I have the upper hand on that one. She'll come to me complaining as soon as someone flirts with her.

>>35204669
I remember when I had a girlfriend like that.

Yeah, you probably won't get cheated on. I didn't. But she will leave you.

>>35204510
Happened to me, lad

>>35204682
Doesn't mean it's not impossible for others.

>>35204679
christ people like you are so pathetic

>yeah, THAT'S totally your honest body weight

>>35204739
I thought the same thing when I was in your position.

I'd warm up to it now, because it's your future.

>>35204679
Might it be that not everyone is living equally as sad lives as you?

My gf wants kids and the whole package. I'm certain she won't be the one leaving.

>>35204739
Well, the number of people who stay in one relationship for their entire lives ain't high.

>>35204523
>he will never get his bubble butt ravaged

>>35204756
>>Might it be that not everyone is living equally as sad lives as you?
Why would you be on 4chan if your life is going that well?

If you really think you have a chance at happiness, I'd get off of 4chan now because it's just going to bring you down.

>>35204783
Been here since 07 son. Stop being a faggot.

>>35204803
You're that close to your 30s and you're still going on 4chan?

How are you not tired of this shit yet?
This whole site is a downer just by its nature.

>>35204803
>I came here after 4chan became mainstream

Literally reddit.

>>35204461
This is about how I feel, too.

>>35203909
You're right anon, I don't lift for girls.

I lift because my parents and the doctor say if I keep living the way I use to be, I would die at age 50.

I joked that I was the fire that burnt twice as bright for half as long.

In reality, I was the fire that was burning half as bright for quarter as long.

>>35204336
des u

>>35204803

>Bragging about being an 8 year member of a community of socially inept losers

I pity you

I lift to be healthier, stronger, more attractive, and also the ability to generate lethal amounts of concentrated kinetic energy via the hip drive.

>>35207114
>50 years
>For 1/4 as long
Kek

>>35207178
Why are you even here?
If this place is so bad why don't you fuck off to Reddit or bodybuilding.con?

>>35204828
>This whole site is a downer just by its nature.
this is my biggest delusion. That is to say, visiting this board on a reg and hoping it will somehow help me. Instead, the negativity, stupid trolling and cookie cutter threads wear me out.

>>35203909
In the beginning, I lifted because I was sick and tired of looking like a 13 year old. I wanted out of hungry skeleton mode.
Now, I'm getting more and more serious with this girl and I can't stop thinking about her when I lift (I want to look as good as possible to her).

>>35203909
But I don't, getting a good body didn't fix the real reasons as to why I'm still a kv.

>I lift for girls
Yeah, I totally go to the gym at 11-12am and then drive around town in my black dodge charger blasting death metal for girls.