How do you avoid getting lint on your pocket eggs?

>>35201999
Plastic wrap

>>35201999
i usually keep the shell on until i eat them

great meme, would meme again, etc.

>>35202016
>>35202017

/thread

>>35201999
I'd be more concerned what's been nibbling it rather than the lint

>>35202023
fun fact: if it egg is perfectly round, the chicken born from it was going to be infertile

>>35202028
Sounds like a load of horseshit. You belong here.

>>35202028
mind blown thank you v sauce

>>35201999
>Not knowing about the mad gains to be had from eating lint
baka desu senpai

eat with shell like lenny

>>35201999
You cook eggs?
lel
RAW MODE IS BEST MODE

>>35201999
Line your pockets with sandwich bags.

>>35202019
Mate you are literally the meme

>pocket eggs

absolutely fucking disgusting food safety hazard tier

make food and eat it immediately or refrigerate it dumbfuck

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>>35202126
Look at this newfag and laugh.

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This happened to me again today. New oven makes it difficult to cook them just right so they dont get squished in my pocket.
Anyone else have problems with this?

Also OP I like to wrap mine in edible rice paper so that I can just eat them if the look clean.

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>>35201999
napoleon dynamite style, get pockets that have plasticy linings so there's no lint

My gf said my pocket eggs are weird. Should I ditch her? Seems a pretty gains goblin thing to say.

>>35202236
Easy for her to say, what with her vagina eggs and all.

>>35201999
i shave them

>>35201999
That's what spaghetti are for.

>>35201999
>2015
>not keeping your pocket eggs in your snapback to avoid lint contamination

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>>35202029

>>35201999
Keep them shelled until you eat them

>>35202251
Kek

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>>35201999

Don't do pocket eggs, but keep my pocket chicks clean by using a pocket protector.

>>35202195
>using the oven to cook eggs
Degenerate

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FANNY PACK MASTERRACE REPORTING IN, WHERES MY BROS
>holds way more eggs
>no pocket lint
>has an extra pocket for scoops
>stylish as fuck
>C'MON ITS 2015

>>35203142
I'd rather wear a man purse than that abomination

>>35203142
lmao what a faggot

>>35202033
Kek

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>>35201999
>2015 not lint rolling your eggs
CMON OP GET WITH THE PROGRAM

>>35203177
Satchel, faggot.

>>35202028
/fit/ is truly the master of broscience.

>google "how many carbs in pocket lint"

>wew I'm safe

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>Pocket eggs
>2015

I said it once, I'll say it again. If you want to do pocket-foods, please go vegan. I've been vegan for 7 years (lifting for 8), and I've always carried broccoli/onions/olives/pickles in my pocket instead.

It's much healthier, it's much more nutritious, and it has much more protein than eggs. Vegan4lyfe. I get sucked on the reg.

Pic related: Me

I actually brought some pocket eggs to a night of drinking once. At the time it seemd a good idea to keep some food handy to ease the drunkeness. I then completely forgot about them, and the next morning I woke up with stinky bits of crushed egg lining my pockets.

To be fair, the looks you get when you start peeling an egg at a crowded bar are hillarious.

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>>35203335

>>35203335
>much more protein than eggs
Oh shit really?

Lint is fiber, eat that shit

>>35203393
kek

I'm confused why would you keep an egg in your pocket wtf

>>35203431
Because my ass is full of whey. Can't put them their. Duh.

>>35203393
>>35203402
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>>35203452
subscribed

simple. dont put eggs in your pocket.

dickface

>>35203142
THIS.

Pros:
>room for all my pingas
>room for phone + wallet when u muzzin'
>wear it like seatbelt if you need to leg it

Cons:
>cops be wondering what's inside

>>35202251
Kek2

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>>35203451
>2014+2-1
>not storing your eggs in your ANUS
It's like you want to fail in life

I usually get duck eggs, they're smaller and less likely to break in the pocket

>>35203771
>Duck eggs
>Smaller

Quail egg master race reporting in.

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>>35202023
>Not carrying pocket ants

do you guys keep your spaghetti and sauce in the same pocket? i usually keep my sauce in the left and the spaghetti in the right.

>>35201999
Cory please go

>>35201999
All of you do realize it is literally incapable of killing you, right?

>>35201999
wash it off with water,
comes right off

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>>35203177
Abdomination more like it.