Humor thread? Humor thread!

>>35193963
If I wanted hu

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>>35193963

>>35193963
If i wanted humor i would have asked for your one rep maxs

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>>35194145
>maxs

>>35194134
I use them as dildo, if no fist is available

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Everyone who has ever gone ham on legday knows this feel.

I want Mark Rippetoe funny stuff. Anyone?

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DANK memes

>>35193963
It's literally right here: >>>35181900
You fucking mong.
Do you at least have retard strength?

>>35193988
Topkek

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>>35194204

>>35194145
Holy shit.

>>35194145
Going straight for the juggler

>>35193988
OMG BTFOD KEKEKEKEKEKE LE DUBLES SPIK TRUTH

>>35194145
upboated famiglia

>>35194145
gg OP

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>>35194377

If I wanted humor I'd ask my wife's son his 1rm

>>35194925
>wife's son

Unoriginal and a kek

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>>35194925
>mother's son

>>35194934
WTF I wrote c u c k not kek.

Kek

>>35194145
If I wanted to hear your one rep maxes, I would have asked for your humor

>>35194942
So c u c k gets changed to kek now? When did that start?

>>35194942
s m h
t b h
f a m

>>35193988
HAHAHAHA SHIT ANON

>>35194875
why would you call the ambulance for a dead thing?

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I I w h i w h a f y o r m

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YLYL

>>35194942
>doing legs after cardio

>>35193988
>>35194145
Haha am gonna use this on my roommates lol

>>35194145
Wam bam thank you m'am.

>>35195335
That was pretty gross.

>>35195335
The legendary birthing pond of the pajeets

>>35195335
Why.....

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>>35193988
>>35194145

>>35194942

H om o filters to "senpai" too.

homo

>>35195335
what the fucking fuck

>>35195335
>>35195377
>>35195378
>>35195549
Guys I'm using an iPhone because I make a lot of money especially for my age and I can't see the webm. Can someone please explain to me what happens in the video?

>>35195579
you don't wanna know
especially if you're eating

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>>35195335
sweet tiny fucking Christ

>>35195083
Lost hard

>>35195579
for the first time in my life i envy someone like you

>>35196121
Doubt it. You should see my bank statements. It's a little crazy lol. But I do have to pay higher taxes than you so there's that.

if

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>>35195579
>because I make a lot of money especially for my age

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The captcha after leg day rofl lmao lolol

I

>>35195579
>intentionally uses a device that gimps him and justifies it by saying how expensive it is

Sounds like youth to me.

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>>35196389
Worth it bro!

wanted

humor

Homo kek

I'd

JUST

ask

you

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I got some stuff.

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>>35196912

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>>35196930

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>>35196949
Anyone know if sir is making another comic this year?

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>>35196958

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>>35196975

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>>35196984

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>>35195335
>>35195377
>>35195378
>>35195383
>>35195549
>>35195940
He's just trying to emulate the living conditions of his homeland.

what

your

one

>>35193963
rep

maxes

are

>>35195476
homo kek desu tbf senpai

>>35195335
I am this fucking close to vomiting.

>>35195335
What the fuck with that belly button lookin cyst???

>>35197733
That is his anus, prolapsing as he pushes cum from earlier out and into them mixture

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>>35194145

>>35193988
Tip top kek

>>35193963
if i wanted one rep maxes i'd just asK YOU FOR YOU HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAH

>>35194145
Got em

>>35194377
>hard to kill

kek

>>35195335
This literally made me wince...

>>35194145
Damn you got knocked out son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_drttm5r66A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iL7DdAKnAc

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>>35194145
>maxs
you inbred

>>35199362
This is why Lebron will never be considered better than Kobe

>>35194145
Say WOOP! Dere it is

Shaka laka Shaka laka Shaka laka

>>35195335
I feel pretty hungry after watching that.

>>35196912
Hahaha Nice.

If only it were reflective of reality.

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>>35199672
You just revealed your own ignorance.

>>35199687
>Implying lifting can make her love you

>>35194967
baka desu senpai

>>35194145
:0

>>35196958
>that guy doing chest flys with an empty barbell in each hand
I lost my shit

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>>35195335

>>35201927
Nice, kek'd
OC?

>>35196636
Woah, someone else in the world has a weird ass bathroom with the light outside the door.

>>35201927
So desperate to be funny, ends up being sad.

>>35201927
>that guy in the leggings

is this a joke
o rigght

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>>35195335

:DDDDD

>>35201965

Nah, dont have source tho

>>35199868
didnt sign up for these feels

>>35199558
>Most cyclists are not athletes
Oh jesus Rip you are such a cock

>>35199558
Hahahahahahaha
>most cyclist are not athletes
But i bet he thinks his own SS-fatties are

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>>35201927

Is he wearing a bullet proof vest?

>>35201927
>dynamic effort day

>>35202036
>>35202403
What he meant was most cyclists are not pros.

>>35196949
>>35196958
>>35196975
>>35196984
>>35197001
thanks man, are there more of those?

>>35195579
>iphone
kill yourself poorfag

>>35201979

Which end up making it funny

>>35197001
OMG, can you post the whole pack plz?

>>35196930
slight kek

>>35195335
Can never unsee

>>35200200
It's based on a real post done on /fit/.
Pretty much every single frame is a "meme" from /fit/ like the lat pulldown rider on a treadmill, weird stuff on extension machine, 6th frame, etc.

>>35194145
HOLY FUCK

>>35199362
With torn tendons, par initial pain spike you don't fee much - adrenaline and other stuff kick in and you're pretty doped out.
Cramps are a fucking bitch sometimes - constant twitchng and sharp pain accompanied by convulsions

>>35202561
That's a moot point - most people who do any most are not pros.

>>35202987
I use my bike to go to uni and I call myself a cyclist, just like how you would call someone using their car a motorist.

I wouldn't consider myself an athlete, though.

>>35196347
jeesus what i meant that i envy you because you have an iphone and havent seen the video
so rich and dumb, huh? definitely no envy there brother
also, you should stop assuming everyone here is murica and poor

>>35195083

>finish cardio
>then squat

wat

http://www.porn5.com/video-2997199/macrophilia-is-weird-as-fuck

TOPKEK

>>35201974
literally every bathroom in Germany
no idea why.

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>>35194145

>>35194956

thank god, now that stupid meme will slowly die

>>35203641
Found the ćuck

>>35195335
God is dead.

his is from my time in Eastern Europe. I tried to make it as short as I could, but it's totally worth it.

We had a guy who'd come in around the same time as me. He was maybe 6' 230 mid 20s. This guy would come in, bench 180kg for reps, squat around 250kg, and I've seen him deadlift 280kg all for reps. All of them, no sound, no visible effort. Literally like a machine. Except, he was this pasty scruffy Bulgarian looking dude. He wasn't ripped, he wasn't even built. He had a little gut, and looked like he should be pulling a tractor out of the mud somewhere. His workout buddy was as far as I could tell a 130lb 14 year old Mongolian boy. He once had the Mongolian watch me as I was squatting and gave me a thumbs-up, made my day. My workout buddy and I talked about him all the time, he's still the strongest person I've ever seen in my life. Later on we started calling him Zangief, this is the story about how he got that name.

Anyway, one day we were up in the weight room. I was squatting, and Zangief was getting ready to deadlift. This enormous juiced up, super fake tanned bodybuilder comes in. Guy is like 6'3 250?, I mean I've never seen a pro up close, but this guy looks a 40 year old version of that. Behind him is his fitness model girlfriend also in her 40s. Super shredded, incredibly dark tanned, bleached hair, and a huge fake rack. They go over to the Smith, and Bodybuilder comes and does a walk-around of the tiny weight-room staring all of us down. Like he thinks he's a silverback gorilla or something, and we better not look at his woman. He's constantly glaring at us from his corner, the situation is a little uncomfortable.

>>35203843
My buddy and I get to our squats, and Zangief is deadlifting while the Mongolian boy watches. Zangief has worked up to ~250kg or so, every time he puts the bar down the floor is shaking. It's just the six of us in there, and Zangief is doing some serious reps. Finally he's done and he strips the bar down for the Mongolian to deadlift. I only notice because it's quiet in the gym now.

Suddenly I hear some noise and look over. It's Zangief laughing. He has his shirt off and he's waving it around his head. He's shaking his pasty gut at the fitness chick, and then he starts doing one-handed power snatches with 80kg. He's laughing and doing some weird Russian looking dance. The little Mongolian boy is so happy he's jumping in the air like a Japanese schoolgirl and he's shouting "Zangief, Zangief, Zangief".

The bodybuilder has turned his face away and is literally trying to pretend this isn't happening. He's furious, but it's not like he can even begin to consider getting in a fight with this piece of human farm equipment. The bodybuilder has totally deflated, him and his girlfriend leave the weight-room within a few minutes. It was the funniest, craziest, weirdest thing I've seen in a weight-room. I have no idea who Zangief really was, or why he spent so much time with this Mongolian child.

>>35203843
>>35203853
If I wanted humor I'd just turn on family guy

>>35203853

I want this to be true

>>35195083
>doms kicking in on the same day
u wot?

DOMS are next day

>>35195335
what a true artist
what a strong message

>>35204186
Naps, bro, naps.

>>35194145
please no

>>35196930
>no homo
fucking lost

>>35194798
Feels good when you notice lifting your GF gets easier and easier

>>35203843
>>35203853
Turn that into a greentext and somebody will screenshot and spread that around.

https://youtu.be/AZI9aXWEloo

2015
Not double shuffle tire flipping

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Whoever's maxposting, pls stop

>>35204531
Fuck off dyel redditor